🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Angry Nipple]

WHOLE FOODS GROCERY HAUL & SITTING WITH DISCOMFORT | VLOG​

Feb 02, 2023
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4glY52j95ok
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WHOLE FOODS GROCERY HAUL - SITTING WITH DISCOMFORT VLOG.mp4

Do my eyes deceive me or did she dox her cyber security expert gorlfriend again?

 

[Xenomorph]

JADE FRANCIS HAHAHAHAHAHA
Love your eagle eye @Angry Nipple remember this is a new asswiper right hambone?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Do my eyes deceive me or did she dox her cyber security expert gorlfriend again?

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You know how in shitty horror movies about ghosts inside technology that there’s always a scene where someone enhances a video or photo only to see a blurry ghost pop up?

That’s what that closeup crop of Jade’s face looks and feels like

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

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Absolutely nothing going on behind those portuguese eyes

 

[VirginMary]

All the cred to @low sodium for posting the archives so I don't have to give that obese grizzly any views, but God help me and muh mentalz for clicking on that shit.

I have never understood the claim that "we don't hate Amber for her weight, it's because of her actions". I read it here, I hear reaction channels say it. It has to be some deep rooted political correctness that just can't be beaten out of people.

I for one am 110% grossed out by her because of her weight. I wouldn't find it repulsive if a normal weight person said they were going to "eat for the funzies of it", I wouldn't care. If a normal weight person was sitting on their ass doing diamond puzzles I wouldn't care, but shelf ass should tread water 20 h per day. If a normal weight person eats I don't get repulsed, if grizzly as much as nibbles on an apple I want to punch her in the face. I see a dishevelled addict in the street I notice their lack of hygiene but Amber looks smelly. All this because she is fat, it's so gross. It makes her totally unlikable in every way (yet fascinating). She opens a cabinet and I hate how she does it because she is fat.

Thank God the groceries came in paper bags. It's not like those paper bags contained a million plastic bags and containers... Tapped out there, couldn't finish it. There is always some hero in this thread that posts her weight, I'll keep lurking.

 

[dfranki723]

I don't know. Any display of greed in relation to food makes my stomach turn. Seeing thin folk ram excessive amounts of food into their mouths is also unpleasant. I think Fatty's lack of manners in addition to her size definitely make it worse though.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

I have never understood the claim that "we don't hate Amber for her weight, it's because of her actions". I read it here, I hear reaction channels say it. It has to be some deep rooted political correctness that just can't be beaten out of people.

I'm not sure if it's political correctness but I suppose in most cases it is leaning towards it or at the very least just a counter to her incessant cries of fatphobia as the primary cause. I'm mostly indifferent but I don't ever associate with fatties, the older and fatter they are the more pathological they've become and there's no rewiring such in-your-face advertisement of living a life of sin. It does however become secondary fodder when you're a pseudo-sentient clump of fat cells that's become a parasite to anything willing to breathe in what is now likely 98.02% bacteria, mold and flailing grease, then the savage comes out and thoughts of abortion comes to the forefront.

TL;DR If fat, stay away, if annoying parasitic abusive narcissist fat, become militant and uppercut lard for any reason(s)

 

[El Conserje]

You know how in shitty horror movies about ghosts inside technology that there’s always a scene where someone enhances a video or photo only to see a blurry ghost pop up?

That’s what that closeup crop of Jade’s face looks and feels like

Everyone who sees her face is cursed to die in 7 days. We are doomed.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

It's funny watching this 500 smooth brained cunt try to undo years of saying she has a diagnosed eating disorder and change the narrative to "Eh just bored". Apparently disordered eating has magically fixed itself in a couple weeks.

 

[Trees]

Apparently disordered eating has magically fixed itself in a couple weeks.

It's almost like she just says whatever she thinks people want to hear, like some kind of, oh I don't know the word, maybe manipulatrice

 

[BBJ_4_Ever]

It's funny watching this 500 smooth brained cunt try to undo years of saying she has a diagnosed eating disorder and change the narrative to "Eh just bored". Apparently disordered eating has magically fixed itself in a couple weeks.

She's trying to head off poo touchers sending all her BED diagnosis statements over the years to the weight loss clinic.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

She's trying to head off poo touchers sending all her BED diagnosis statements over the years to the weight loss clinic.

I don't think she's that forward thinking, it's actually her NPD that's telling her that these people will watch all her videos and she knows that if they know that she has BED she'll be disqualified. If she could think past the next month she'd have enough passive income to buy off a baddie to prove she's a proper lesbian, instead of some sentient shallow lard that would love male attention if she could only get a 10/10. I'm not convinced she's a lesbian, she's just an extreme case of being too good for an ugly dude.

 

[El Conserje]

I do believe Amber is a lesbian, or at least caretakersexual/asexual. If she wanted a male butler, she could easily get one like Chantal or Tammy. The downside is that all her candidates surely would gonna be a mix of weirdos and sick fucks. Another possibility is that she holds some kind of trauma, and so she cannot feel comfortable near men, unless they are harmless (gay) like Eric and Ricky.

 

[FatalTater]

I have never understood the claim that "we don't hate Amber for her weight, it's because of her actions". I read it here, I hear reaction channels say it. It has to be some deep rooted political correctness that just can't be beaten out of people.

Skinny lying greedy sloths get hate too you guise!

Personally I don't hate because of the fat, but she uses the fat as a way to manipulate people and deflect when being called out for other shit. The fat is a visible reminder of her gluttony even if she doesn't eat on camera.

Amber will never lose weight if she has any control over it. If she gets a chunk of her digestive system removed she will find a way to not lose too much. She'll be putting butter and heavy cream in smoothies or something.
Amber likes being fat, she thinks she's pretty.

 

[Gossip Gorl]

I do believe Amber is a lesbian, or at least caretakersexual/asexual. If she wanted a male butler, she could easily get one like Chantal or Tammy. The downside is that all her candidates surely would gonna be a mix of weirdos and sick fucks. Another possibility is that she holds some kind of trauma, and so she cannot feel comfortable near men, unless they are harmless (gay) like Eric and Ricky.

Hamber is most likely bisexual, she admitted that she had a crush on Eric.

Skinny lying greedy sloths get hate too you guise!

Personally I don't hate because of the fat, but she uses the fat as a way to manipulate people and deflect when being called out for other shit. The fat is a visible reminder of her gluttony even if she doesn't eat on camera.

Amber will never lose weight if she has any control over it. If she gets a chunk of her digestive system removed she will find a way to not lose too much. She'll be putting butter and heavy cream in smoothies or something.
Amber likes being fat, she thinks she's pretty.

Because Hamber doesn't even care about losing weight, her being a TLC circus show covers her entire personality and career. She'd lose everything if she became skinny, her morbid obesity is the only thing making her a quirky gorl.

Ozempiclynn was doomed from the start, because it suppressed her food addiction while she conditioned herself into thinking that she MUST scarf down thousands of calories every day.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Ozempiclynn was doomed from the start, because it suppressed her food addiction while she conditioned herself into thinking that she MUST scarf down thousands of calories every day.

I was part of a group who researched GLP-1's long before it hit prime time because we wanted to cut without the hurt. The only hurt there was that anything that used to taste good enough to make us feel good, we wanted to blow up because we got really angry that it didn't feel good anymore. I suspect this is what happened to her on her nothing dose which is hilarious and only provides more evidence for how much of a food addict she is. She doesn't have BED, she's just fat and uses food to cope with whatever Becky did to her.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

All the cred to @low sodium for posting the archives so I don't have to give that obese grizzly any views, but God help me and muh mentalz for clicking on that shit.

I have never understood the claim that "we don't hate Amber for her weight, it's because of her actions". I read it here, I hear reaction channels say it. It has to be some deep rooted political correctness that just can't be beaten out of people.

I for one am 110% grossed out by her because of her weight. I wouldn't find it repulsive if a normal weight person said they were going to "eat for the funzies of it", I wouldn't care. If a normal weight person was sitting on their ass doing diamond puzzles I wouldn't care, but shelf ass should tread water 20 h per day. If a normal weight person eats I don't get repulsed, if grizzly as much as nibbles on an apple I want to punch her in the face. I see a dishevelled addict in the street I notice their lack of hygiene but Amber looks smelly. All this because she is fat, it's so gross. It makes her totally unlikable in every way (yet fascinating). She opens a cabinet and I hate how she does it because she is fat.

Thank God the groceries came in paper bags. It's not like those paper bags contained a million plastic bags and containers... Tapped out there, couldn't finish it. There is always some hero in this thread that posts her weight, I'll keep lurking.

Being a (barely) sentient bag of oil is certainly a reason to hate Big Stinky, but it's far from the only reason. In the unlikely event she ever lost a decent amount of weight she would be absolutely insufferable.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

...and back to the usual stupidity.

We are now witnessing the retrofitting of the Binge Monster. BED?! Nah, just a spot of boredom. I would like to hear ex-girlfriend testimony about that one. She was so bored, in the middle of the night, to get massive shit that she didn't even taste! Timers and diamond painting will surely solve that!

Back in Psych 101, there was a study of institutionalized mental patients who would wait for hours outside the cafeteria before meals. There was a lot of pontificating about the effect of meds, and their disorders' effect on appetite regulation. No, turns out they just had NOTHING else to do. Huh.

Butbutbut... but if it was just boredom... that means that The Binge Monster(TM) never existed. And if it never existed, that means that *GASP* Amber was AWARE of what she was doing and was consciously and intentionally being a bitch to Becky whenever Amber wanted to boredom eat *fake surprise and horror*. I wonder what Amber's justification will be when her audience finally catches on to this and starts spamming her video comments about it?

Do my eyes deceive me or did she dox her cyber security expert gorlfriend again?

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Oh no! When Amber wakes up (at 6pm) and sees this, she's gonna be pissed! Now now, Amber DOESN'T LIE! I'm sure there's a TOTALLY REASONABLE explanation.... like new gorlfriend isn't wipey - she's wipey's long lost twin sister, separated at birth and spent her whole life living in Kentucky (and that's why she's local). That's why they look exactly the same, have the same voice, clothing style, interests, hobbies, and favourite movie!

Hamber is most likely bisexual, she admitted that she had a crush on Eric....

I guess as a quick answer, I'd say bisexual with a strong preference for females (for whatever reason). Considering she's far too self-absorbed to likely be able to feel love for another living creature, and her mental and emotional maturity (and self-awareness) is at a prepubescent level, I wonder if any of these terms actually apply to her?

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Butbutbut... but if it was just boredom... that means that The Binge Monster(TM) never existed. And if it never existed, that means that *GASP* Amber was AWARE of what she was doing and was consciously and intentionally being a bitch to Becky whenever Amber wanted to boredom eat *fake surprise and horror*. I wonder what Amber's justification will be when her audience finally catches on to this and starts spamming her video comments about it

Amber happily spent years ranting about her audience of crool boolies who didn't care about her scary mental things when she was crying about BED for internet asspats and sympathy. Now that she's finally figured out that having BED might just be an obstacle to weight loss surgery she is now back pedalling as fast as her dangleen ankle can carry her.

Or maybe she really IS the most misdiagnosed 500 lb gorl on youtube?