🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Chilli Soup]

I don't understand what doctor would say 'Sure, you can have WLS if you lose one pound. Just one. Also, keep eating takeout!'

There's a serious hootenberry afoot.

 

[humbyj]

I don't understand what doctor would say 'Sure, you can have WLS if you lose one pound. Just one. Also, keep eating takeout!'

There's a serious hootenberry afoot.

maybe she's lying about the whole thing? nah that would never happen

i will eat my damn shoe if the WLS actually happens. she needs to lose one pound, wtf? that's literally a bathroom visit. she's approximately 550 something, she's not leaving the 500s any time soon.

i staunchly believe all this WLS nonsense is just for the 'content' (and i use that term extremely loosely).

even if i have a shoe in my digestive tract - the WLS does not cure willpower. she's been grabbing for the cheetos and chocolate for far too long, you don't suddenly lose that urge because someone cuts you up.

 

[VirginMary]

I don't understand what doctor would say 'Sure, you can have WLS if you lose one pound. Just one. Also, keep eating takeout!'

There's a serious hootenberry afoot.

Because this bitch is severely retarded! I watched her most recent video and my brain fucking melted away due to her stupidity (and that says a lot since I watch most of what Cuntal Mariham puts out without wanting to murder my internet provider).

Spoiler: Recap

Claims to be a bariatric weight loss surgery patient (bitch went to a seminar).
Claims that the stains on her shirt are from fabric softener and not grease that has dripped down from her munching on takeout.

Explains that she doesn't use the foot cycling thing Wipey got her because sometimes her dangling ankle still kind of hurts. This fat whore can't say a word with more than two syllables in it without getting so fucking out of breath that you'd think she just climbed mount Everest but can focus 110% on something "kind of" hurting.

Then the beast sperges about how BMI is inaccurate because if normal weight person has a low body fat percentage the BMI doesn't reflect that. But that for someone like her with a BMI of 91,2 it's a good tool. Now this is when my brain just left my body! Who the fuck said BMI reflects how much muscle/little fat you got? If you are a 300 lbs bodybuilder with a 4% body fat percentage you're still overweight! And for you Amber no one, and I mean absolutely no one, needs a BMI. One half ass functioning eye is all you need to be able to tell you are a fucking beast!

Then this weight loss surgery crap begins. She needs some tests done, a letter from her GP that says they recommend this grizzly to have WLS and a GI-scan. And they want her to lose 1 lb. She is ecstatic about this! Dr Now can go fuck himself, this surgeon has two robots and awards and she only has to lose 1 single lb. But she is just next level so she plans to be in the 400s before she will get the surgery.

Then goes on to bash the outpatient program she was in. They didn't want her to focus on weight loss but on treating her eating disorder. This fat animal can't put two and two together to figure out that treating the eating disorder would automatically result in weight loss! (By now my brain has left the city and I'm giggling at Chantal admitting to nibbling on a wheelchair as soon as she only could.)

515,0 lbs FAT!

Oh, and this amazing weight loss place wants her to eat less takeout (but not stop it fully!) and they told her not to be afraid of fruits but to limit soda and exercise 2-3 times per week. We all know it's the fruits that made Amber fat and that is the food group she has been avoiding. She also made a excersie plan! Wipey's foot pedalling thingie is too strenuous though...

She is so excited throughout this video. New beginnings! Except she still can't think logically and interprets shit just how she wants to suit her own narrative.

Jesus Amber, just be my winning ticket in the death fat race already...

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Remember Sean Milliken, of MSHPL fame? He thought it was just fine to limit himself to one fast food meal a day.

He dead now.

Wasn't he the one who gained something like 50 pounds in a month - one of those dudes did, anyhow. This was something Hamber swiped at in passing in the not too distant past as being impossible.

As with all ex gorlfriends she is doing better without being in hammys life.

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Hey, good for her!

She thinks it makes her relatable. It just reminds us of how filthy she is. Not to mention lazy. She can't even bother getting Jade to roll a lint roller over her shirt before turning the camera on.

The Narc Alert did a video compiling and counting up Hamber's "Don't mind...."s - not for Hamber's entire YT life. That would be pretty cool if someone started and continued her pet phrases in her videos.

Doubt Amber will ever get that far, though. One of the things that seems to keep her from continuing her diets is that she's scared of excess skin. There's no way she wouldn't have it. Even somewhere in her little vacant peanut brain she knows that.

Can't be a dainty princess when you're dragging folds around like a cannibal taking the skins of their victims as trophies.

All I'm seeing are ways for Amber to cop out when the pressure is too much for her.

It's her only consistency for weight loss.

She really thinks her goal is to lose only 1lb….unfuckingbelieveable!!!

She counts weight, either up or down, in ounces and says that's impor-en to her. She'll give us her shocked pikachu face when they tell her, great, now lose turty poun dis
munt.

Hasn’t even gotten a referral from her GP to the bariatric surgeon yet, even though she’s “really, really, serious” this time folks.

Some of the froggies are the misguided notion that Hamber's WLS is a done deal and is imminent. They know as much about WLS as they do about Hamber.

Interestingly, crossing over to 1000lb sisters here, Tammy said in todays episode that she was on number 2 of her 6 mandated psych appointments before she can qualify for surgery.…and that was a piece of work with her refusing to discus anything and actually hanging up on the psych.

Hamber will never get past the psych eval.

so, a few things.

that's a ridiculous number and I'm gonna have to press X to doubt on that one. it's pretty rare to need to collect more than about 5 tubes, as you're running multiple tests on one tube.

I never believe what she says, so I'm doubting this, too. However, I had to have bloodwork done last week. At three tubes, I was ready to pop up and head out, since that's the usual for my routine stuff, but it ended with eleven tubes. Pretty wild.

anyway what I'm saying is it's 1 needle for small amount of blood, and it's really not a big deal.

It seems like everyone uses butterflies now, too, so it's even less of a big deal. But who are we to downplay Hamber's muh mentalz and being scurred of random stupid things.

I don't understand what doctor would say 'Sure, you can have WLS if you lose one pound. Just one. Also, keep eating takeout!'

First test, I'd guess, and seeing if they bother to come to the next appointment or cancel it because they gained five pounds.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

so she did become even more delusional. as my granddad would have said, its all the TV's fault.
M600PL and the tammy slaton story got her to believe she can manage that too. just loose 1 pound. ( iam pretty sure they said 100pounds, till the next visit). easy. she just needs to "not eat take out that often" even easier.
IF, this surgery is going to happen and IF she survives it she is in for some rude awakening. All her Problems will stay the same. the weight wont drop or very slowly cause she will not restrict herself. even if she does, it triggers her binging. so no way her tucked up /sleaved pancreas is coming to a rest. she will stretch that thing out again over the span of 6 month like all the other WLS failures did before her. Because there is no shortcut around her fucked up mind, sadly. I will be the Viewers fault for not supporting her, the reactors fault for hating at her, the psychs fault, McDonalds fault, the doctors fault , Jades fault... you know, just not hers.
i hope the doctors fuck her up for good.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

She weighs in like she counts calories, she'll use a randomizer and choose between her cache of weigh ins from when she actually recorded them and display them like we haven't seen the same ones five times by now. I still can't get over how genius she was when she unironically wrote down 2,345 calories as her total intake for a day. I bet she trashed that highly requested talking scale (who the fuck are these people highly requesting shit?) because it was the only thing that told the truth in that apartment built to be wheelchair accessible and Amber still fills the entire hallway.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I feel you, except my number is at about 90. It's a fucking pain.

I’m honest to god concerned about you and @DefCon Dumb. Obesity isn’t healthy, but neither is whatever the hell this is. Are y’all okay?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She really thinks her goal is to lose only 1lb….unfuckingbelieveable!!!
Hasn’t even gotten a referral from her GP to the bariatric surgeon yet, even though she’s “really, really, serious” this time folks.

I think that we have to take what has been said in the information session with a grain of salt. These numbers were likely generalities and not the ones that would be provided when the personal WL plan would be drawn. It is more likely that Amber would be tasked to lose a lot more weight. You suggested 50 pounds. I think this would be a minimum.

Interestingly, crossing over to 1000lb sisters here, Tammy said in todays episode that she was on number 2 of her 6 mandated psych appointments before she can qualify for surgery.…and that was a piece of work with her refusing to discus anything and actually hanging up on the psych.

You also stated that WL patients lie a lot. I think that any psychologist working with such patients has heard every possible excuse. Amber is going to have a rude awakening.

Important information because this is the same surgeon Amber is seeing. But don’t you worry folks because he’s the best surgeon in Kentucky and has not just one robot available….he has two. For those not in the know she is talking about a Da Vinci laparoscopic surgery robot. These robots are hospital owned not surgeon owned.

I guess that during the presentation, the presenter has shown the equipment they use. Basically, a dog and pony show.

panniculectomy would be next to useless to her. She would need a full 360 belt lift with way more lipo than would be safe.

And their results are so shocking they could easily be featured on an episode of Botched. Always go to a registered plastic surgeon folks if you want skin removal surgery. Dr Now ain’t that!

I estimated a couple of years ago that the cost of all the plastic surgery would be at least $50k. I believe that she would need to have a BMI of 30 (170 pounds for Amber) but her case is so extreme, she might need something done at a higher weight. I doubt very much that, unless medically necessary that insurance companies would pay for it.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

so, a few things.

that's a ridiculous number and I'm gonna have to press X to doubt on that one. it's pretty rare to need to collect more than about 5 tubes, as you're running multiple tests on one tube.

also, most tubes are ~4mL, with the larger ones being ~8mL (only a couple of tubes are made this size). so most of the time when people have "normal" bloods taken they may have 15-20mL taken off, so let's be generous and double that to 40mL. a shot glass is 30mL, for reference.

anyway what I'm saying is it's 1 needle for small amount of blood, and it's really not a big deal.

It’s rare, but I’ve heard of people (mostly pregnant women with complications and post WLS patients) requiring more than five vials. Fourteen is extreme but not unheard of. They’re done for the sort that require every little thing to be tested. Rolling veins can make it difficult to stick only once as well. Especially fun when the hospital techs lose your vials and you have to draw five again! Butterflies are helpful for that though.

I always wonder how many times a phlebotomist has to check or stick Amber before they succeed. Certainly not an easy feat.

I don't understand what doctor would say 'Sure, you can have WLS if you lose one pound. Just one. Also, keep eating takeout!'

There's a serious hootenberry afoot.

She’s already making her own rules. Bariatric clinics (or at least decent ones) will not tell someone to just lose only one pound a week or encourage eating takeout. Especially for someone at Amber’s weight. They’d want her to lose as much weight as possible. Eating out is particularly counterproductive to that. This will be like when the patient on MSHPL justifies eating takeout as an “occasional” treat but then gains twenty pounds at the next weigh in.

Wasn't he the one who gained something like 50 pounds in a month - one of those dudes did, anyhow. This was something Hamber swiped at in passing in the not too distant past as being impossible.




Hey, good for her!


The Narc Alert did a video compiling and counting up Hamber's "Don't mind...."s - not for Hamber's entire YT life. That would be pretty cool if someone started and continued her pet phrases in her videos.




Can't be a dainty princess when you're dragging folds around like a cannibal taking the skins of their victims as trophies.



It's her only consistency for weight loss.



She counts weight, either up or down, in ounces and says that's impor-en to her. She'll give us her shocked pikachu face when they tell her, great, now lose turty poun dis
munt.


Some of the froggies are the misguided notion that Hamber's WLS is a done deal and is imminent. They know as much about WLS as they do about Hamber.


Hamber will never get past the psych eval.









I never believe what she says, so I'm doubting this, too. However, I had to have bloodwork done last week. At three tubes, I was ready to pop up and head out, since that's the usual for my routine stuff, but it ended with eleven tubes. Pretty wild.


It seems like everyone uses butterflies now, too, so it's even less of a big deal. But who are we to downplay Hamber's muh mentalz and being scurred of random stupid things.



First test, I'd guess, and seeing if they bother to come to the next appointment or cancel it because they gained five pounds.

He gained literally over a hundred in about six weeks. Twice! The strain of gaining and losing and gaining that much that fast is what killed him. Sean was extreme even by fatty standards (he was one of the only 1000 pounders the show has had) but Amber does what he did to himself on a lower scale all the time.

She actually did that? Holy crap. I don’t think I could go through ten years of “content” to see how many times she says “Bayyyybbeee” or “other YouTubers.” Not only would I go insane but I have a bajillion better things to do. But I bet each of those are a good thirty minutes plus.

If de diet isn’t what breaks her, it’ll be the psych evaluation. When she fails it (because if she gets that far, failure is inevitable), she’d require therapy sessions. Amber has never done therapy (that I can recall) save for a very brief BetterHelp saga. BetterHelp is a joke but that’s her peak.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I’m honest to god concerned about you and @DefCon Dumb. Obesity isn’t healthy, but neither is whatever the hell this is. Are y’all okay?

Thanks for asking. Dealing with increasing early onset dementia with my husband - it's getting difficult & also fighting a ultimately terminal cancer diagnosis with him - no hope at all of a cure.

Sometimes I simply don't have the energy left to look after myself properly - stupid, I know. I'm learning to make myself take the time & make the effort.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Thanks for asking. Dealing with increasing early onset dementia with my husband - it's getting difficult & also fighting a ultimately terminal cancer diagnosis with him - no hope at all of a cure.

Sometimes I simply don't have the energy left to look after myself properly - stupid, I know. I'm learning to make myself take the time & make the effort.

No, that’s not stupid. It’s never stupid. If you need a lil extra support, we are here for you. (DM for more info).

I do hope for the best for you and your husband.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

She already made an excuse to quit the no take out for a month, now she's preparing to stop weekly weigh ins. Right on time.

It's always the super fats that say BMI isn't accurate.

A 520 pound woman went to a WLS meeting a took away she can still eat fast food and she has to lose 1 pound. It's really incredible how smooth brained she can be. I've never been one of the fatties in a meeting, but do they really give permission to eat out? That seems counter intuitive for these people who eat thousands of calories per meal. Also, she lost and gained the same 5 pounds for the whole of January. Does that get taken into account or is it purely that the number at the end is lower?

Remember how the last time, she said the weight loss doc told her not to log her intake/count calories because she'd obsess and she did anyway because she knows what works for her? I wonder how long before she does the same shit with this one.

Why is she still playing like she went out of the state for this appointment? She follows the reaction channels so she obviously knows there was a plant there who has been giving info. So why keep the lie? This is one of those things with her that's so stupid, just lying about inconsequential shit. It makes no sense.

Mentioning BED again after the forced crying about addiction. She needs to figure out which lane before she has her psych eval. Or maybe this is how this arc stops? Her crying over fast food about how she can't have WLS because the evil psychiatrist. Guess we'll see.

edit: Piggybacking on Potato Salad's post above for @DefCon Dumb I dealt with that with my grandmother. Stay hydrated and reach out if you need to talk friend.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

She already made an excuse to quit the no take out for a month, now she's preparing to stop weekly weigh ins. Right on time.

It's always the super fats that say BMI isn't accurate.

A 520 pound woman went to a WLS meeting a took away she can still eat fast food and she has to lose 1 pound. It's really incredible how smooth brained she can be. I've never been one of the fatties in a meeting, but do they really give permission to eat out? That seems counter intuitive for these people who eat thousands of calories per meal. Also, she lost and gained the same 5 pounds for the whole of January. Does that get taken into account or is it purely that the number at the end is lower?

Remember how the last time, she said the weight loss doc told her not to log her intake/count calories because she'd obsess and she did anyway because she knows what works for her? I wonder how long before she does the same shit with this one.

Why is she still playing like she went out of the state for this appointment? She follows the reaction channels so she obviously knows there was a plant there who has been giving info. So why keep the lie? This is one of those things with her that's so stupid, just lying about inconsequential shit. It makes no sense.

Mentioning BED again after the forced crying about addiction. She needs to figure out which lane before she has her psych eval. Or maybe this is how this arc stops? Her crying over fast food about how she can't have WLS because the evil psychiatrist. Guess we'll see.

edit: Piggybacking on Potato Salad's post above for @DefCon Dumb I dealt with that with my grandmother. Stay hydrated and reach out if you need to talk friend.

Amber is twisting words or just straight up pulling shit from her shelf ass. They’ll want an overall downward trend but yo yoing the same five pounds over the month does not bode well. And takeout is a bad diet when doing any diet. Someone like Amber, who thinks a large 20 piece nugget meal is a light meal, being encouraged to have takeout is not happening.

As for all the lying… It’s Amber. Amber lies. She also has relied on trying to distort her timeline and other moves for so long to try to increase engagement that she does it out of habit. Haven’t checked to see how her newest videos have done view wise but I doubt they’ve improved. She’s turned too many people off with her tactics and refusal to change her ways. This current attempt at WLS is more a Hail Mary for her channel than her health or life, if you ask me.

 

[Even more 8008135]

February 2023: Still a fat fucking loser.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

This current attempt at WLS is more a Hail Mary for her channel than her health or life, if you ask me.

I don't particularly consider myself an Amber expert but I've not been able to rationalize her current set of actions with someone legitimately seeking to lose weight by any means. My previous post(s) points out how her only supporters who watch through her videos allowing ads to pay her are people her own size. There's nothing here for her, if she loses weight her followers will accuse her of fatphobia and if she stays the same her followers will become disinterested. There's not a damn thing this 600 lb toddlerwoman can do but actually change at the physical, mental and emotional level to keep an audience that will pay her bills, including buying Jade a new pair of Jordans and/or AF1's every week.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

...Important information because this is the same surgeon Amber is seeing. But don’t you worry folks because he’s the best surgeon in Kentucky and has not just one robot available….he has two. For those not in the know she is talking about a Da Vinci laparoscopic surgery robot. These robots are hospital owned not surgeon owned...

That's... disappointing. The way Amber was hyping it up, I was hoping we'd get to see sassy little R2 units rolling around behind her, making angry beepy-fart noises, and shocking her with their little arms.

..She counts weight, either up or down, in ounces and says that's impor-en to her. She'll give us her shocked pikachu face when they tell her, great, now lose turty poun dis munt...

...First test, I'd guess, and seeing if they bother to come to the next appointment or cancel it because they gained five pounds.

I wonder how long before she starts trying to teach her appointed dietician or NP her system of Amber math? You know, where she loses 5 lbs in week one, 4 lbs in week two, and then gains 6 lbs in week 3, but it's totally fine because she's lost 3 lbs over the last 3 weeks. Or how her highest weight ever is '572.4lbs', so she has therefore lost over 50 lbs and should be exempt from further dieting.

I don't particularly consider myself an Amber expert but I've not been able to rationalize her current set of actions with someone legitimately seeking to lose weight by any means. My previous post(s) points out how her only supporters who watch through her videos allowing ads to pay her are people her own size. There's nothing here for her, if she loses weight her followers will accuse her of fatphobia and if she stays the same her followers will become disinterested. There's not a damn thing this 600 lb toddlerwoman can do but actually change at the physical, mental and emotional level to keep an audience that will pay her bills, including buying Jade a new pair of Jordans and/or AF1's every week.

Amber runs her channel very much like a hybrid between a bad parody of an extremely low budget soap opera, and an ARG (the audience interaction aspect). Everything about it exactly fits how a soap opera operates: unbelievable, over-the-top plotlines, and constantly introducing new crises as soon as the previous ones have been resolved, with no time to stop and think. There's always some sort of external force interfering with the protagonist, and it's to blame for all of the wrongs and mishaps suffered by the protagonist. And although a few details change from iteration to iteration, every one of her storylines are pretty much the same stuff. Regardless of whether you started watching at the end of 2013, or started in 2015, 2018, 2020, it doesn't matter - you can just jump right in mid-storyline and follow along.

I don't think she actually worries about alienating her core audience based on any decision because of this. Her content is aimed at two opposing groups - the Weightloss Journey Fatties in one group, and the Degenerate Feeder Fucks in the other. It creates drama and conflict, so she just keeps switching between the two plotlines. Like a soap opera, people either become hooked on the drama and stick it out, or tire of it and leave - but she has a very high turnover rate - so there are always more people stumbling upon her channel to find out what's going on with this poor fat girl who's just trying to lose weight.

Ultimately, she will eventually find a reason to not go through with WLS, but not until she's dragged the story as far as it can go. The goal is to consume as much of people's time as possible, while creating a 'net-zero' result, if that makes sense. It makes it easier to change gears and start a new story line when one gets stale, or to pander more to one specific group over the other.

And before y'all start saying that Amber's too dumb to come up with something like this, she's not. I think a lot of this is stuff she does sub-consciously. She's a money-hungry, attention-seeking drama-whore. You don't have to be incredibly self-aware or highly intelligent to be those things. If she was actually smart with how she did it, she'd find a way to make the storylines smoother and more believable, so as to not be constantly breaking the immersion for her audience.

That was a very long-winded and blabby way of saying it, but I guess the TL;DR of this is to just pretend you're watching a bad soap when you watch her videos, and almost all of it will make sense.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

just pretend you're watching a bad soap when you watch her videos, and almost all of it will make sense.

But even the soaps, aka Dr. Kildare, General Hospital, As the World Turns (showing my very grey hair here), peeps go from good characters to bad characters, then they fuckin' die. Hamber's Soap Opera is stuck on Episode 3 and infinitive repeat.

Other than an occasional new character showing up (the negress), what's changed in the storyline? Nuttin honey.

Fatphobic. My .5 oz up or down. A NEW YEAR and this time I mean it, my journeeelz, my mentulz, my haydurs, my dead pussy, my gall bladder, my excuses, my laaaahs about everything.

A record stuck on one bad skip in the vinyl for years. Yet nobody notices.

Very weird to me. Very weird that any of us even invest time in this. Is it that it's actually entertaining to see her continually repeat the "cycle" or is it more fucked up that we watch and think Groundhog Day will actually stop?

Go Patuxentany Phil! Will he see his shadow?

 

[Xenomorph]

Big thanks to @Daisoujou for pulling this out of the graveyard from back when ALR had a dedicated sub-forum. I updated the "Kentucky Lesbian Commune Love Triangle Situation Type Deal" to reflect the changes that have taken place and to be more current in this convoluted web.

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Jesus everytime I look at this I think "ffs those are some ugly fat dykes"

 

[the weeknd warrior]

And before y'all start saying that Amber's too dumb to come up with something like this, she's not. I think a lot of this is stuff she does sub-consciously. She's a money-hungry, attention-seeking drama-whore. You don't have to be incredibly self-aware or highly intelligent to be those things. If she was actually smart with how she did it, she'd find a way to make the storylines smoother and more believable, so as to not be constantly breaking the immersion for her audience.

That was a very long-winded and blabby way of saying it, but I guess the TL;DR of this is to just pretend you're watching a bad soap when you watch her videos, and almost all of it will make sense.

Appreciate it! I was never into soap operas and I suppose it's because when I tried, that whole plot no-plot thing subconsciously disturbed me. I have no patience for solving problems that aren't problems, especially self-inflicted things that never happened but somehow still comes at an inflated cost.

Very weird to me. Very weird that any of us even invest time in this. Is it that it's actually entertaining to see her continually repeat the "cycle" or is it more fucked up that we watch and think Groundhog Day will actually stop?

It's the S-Rank narcissism for me. Now that @Boolean Bitch made some of it make a little more sense, it's just some curiosity piquing of personal shite.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

i staunchly believe all this WLS nonsense is just for the 'content' (and i use that term extremely loosely).

She knows that this is all there is for her. What does she have to film otherwise? Her fashion sense is nonexistent. She doesn't care, really, about music or reading or writing (and her writing sucks). Her palate is on the level of a toddler just moving to solid food. All the "hobbies" she has involves siting on her ass. She has no friends, her supportive, loving MG,W doesn't want to be on camera. She can't drive. If she gets WLS - and I refuse to believe she would ever be approved - it would remove weight from he equation, and there wouldn't be anything to replace it.

I’m honest to god concerned about you and @DefCon Dumb. Obesity isn’t healthy, but neither is whatever the hell this is. Are y’all okay?

Thanks, gorl! Got insanely sick last year with some mystery gastro stuff, and lost 15 pounds I really couldn't afford to lose in four weeks. During all that, we were caring for mom with the help of Hospice, and she died a few weeks ago. Now I'm slamming calories down - sometimes up to 5K(!) - but the weight's proving hard to get back on. Hamber saying losing turty poun dis munt is unrealistic was funny as hell. Skinny people can lose lots of weight in a month, too, Hamlard!

Thanks for asking. Dealing with increasing early onset dementia with my husband - it's getting difficult & also fighting a ultimately terminal cancer diagnosis with him - no hope at all of a cure.

Sometimes I simply don't have the energy left to look after myself properly - stupid, I know. I'm learning to make myself take the time & make the effort.

Fam's here for you, gorl!

She already made an excuse to quit the no take out for a month, now she's preparing to stop weekly weigh ins. Right on time.

How many times has she said "restricting made me beenge"? Or "takeout is triggering"?

It's always the super fats that say BMI isn't accurate.

It's insane. She acts like BMI is the one and only metric for measurement. Or like it isn't possible to look at a 550 pound nearly immobile planet-sized fatass with a poop bun and determine that they are fatasses with a stratospheric BMI.

Jesus everytime I look at this I think "ffs those are some ugly fat dykes"

Troglodykes.