🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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When/if Amber finally expires, in which department of hell will she be allocated? Poll options are: envy, gluttony, greed or avarice, lust, pride, sloth, and wrath.

I would choose between sloth and gluttony (obviously) but I don't know which is more prominent as root sin than the other.
I'm Gonna have go with Gluttony. Only because I think gluttony is more pervasive in her consooooomer brain. Even though sloth plays into her lifestyle, I think she literally only thinks about having MOAR: money, food, status (by getting married; constant victimization), possessions, etc......

Everything we see on the screen is a feeble attempt to fill a bottomless maw (mouth; soul; you pick)
 
When/if Amber finally expires, in which department of hell will she be allocated? Poll options are: envy, gluttony, greed or avarice, lust, pride, sloth, and wrath.

I would choose between sloth and gluttony (obviously) but I don't know which is more prominent as root sin than the other.
She'll fall through all 7 circles
 
I dismiss the use of Dr. Procter in Atlanta. It is at least a 5 to 6 hours drive from Lexington, and it does not make sense logistically. If it is true, she would need to drive to Atlanta the day before, go to her meeting or consultation, then drive back if the consultation is in the morning, or stay overnight and then drive back the following day. Amber does not drive, so Jade does it. However, I am not sure if Jade could take 2-3 days off on a regular basis. If there is an issue with the surgery, she would be too far. It is probably a reason why Dr. Nowzaradan wants his patient to move to Houston. She is most likely to go to Dr. Smith.
A 6 hour drive....Amber would swell like Violet Beauregarde . They'd have to send her to the juicing room before they could even do the consult!
When/if Amber finally expires, in which department of hell will she be allocated? Poll options are: envy, gluttony, greed or avarice, lust, pride, sloth, and wrath.

I would choose between sloth and gluttony (obviously) but I don't know which is more prominent as root sin than the other.
One thing regarding the classical circles/levels of hell from Dante is that they enter them from the "eh not so bad" bit of hell and dive into the worst at the center. Within, the sins act as a weight that plunge you into the deepest depths based on the sins you are mired with.

A cursory glance at our former baby gorl would easily throw her in the 3rd circle for Gluttony. Its obvious. But Amber would breeze right through gluttony. You might think a little harder and pause on 4th circle of Greed, which is for those who both hoard and squander wealth...And boy does our gorl horde, and does EVERYTHING for the money, but she squanders it all away. This would be a pretty decent level most would accept for her to stay.
But some of us know our Gorl, probably better than she knows herself. No. Amber would continue down, where we have the 8th circle of hell. Fraud. Boy howdy, does Amber tick the boxes. Most hear "fraud" and think the modern crime of fraud. But the true definitions of fraud, according to sin, include hypocrisy, and willfully lying for personal gain. Amber is ever lying, and ever a hypocrit in her videos. She's constantly stating she is doing one thing to garner sympathy and views/cash, but doing another. She's always lying about her health, and her health care. Etc. This thread is filled with the examples of her Fraud in the "Sin" sense.

But I wont let Amber rest in the 8th circle, to do so would be a fraud upon all of you. No. Amber belongs in the worst part of hell, right next to Satan himself. The 9th circle of hell. TREACHERY. This circle of hell is split into different areas, but Amber belongs in the worst round of this hell. Those who betray their GUESTS. While Amber lived with her Girlfriend/lifepartner (Dante felt you were punished more/worse for betraying people you CHOOSE to be with versus those you were born with) Destiny, she betrayed Destiny by eliminating her beloved cat Gracey. All the while plotting to get her own kitten, even having a fund ready to go with the NAME of the kitten she was going to replace Gracey with. Before this are examples of her Betraying other girlfriends. Casey and Becky were probably the worst of those abused.

Do you agree? Is Amber in the absolute worst part of the deepest circle of Hell? Or do you think she would have stopped at another circle along the way? In either case, Amber has never repented for any of it.
 
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A 6 hour drive....Amber would swell like Violet Beauregarde . They'd have to send her to the juicing room before they could even do the consult!

One thing regarding the classical circles/levels of hell from Dante is that they enter them from the "eh not so bad" bit of hell and dive into the worst at the center. Within, the sins act as a weight that plunge you into the deepest depths based on the sins you are mired with.

A cursory glance at our former baby gorl would easily throw her in the 3rd circle for Gluttony. Its obvious. But Amber would breeze right through gluttony. You might think a little harder and pause on 4th circle of Greed, which is for those who both hoard and squander wealth...And boy does our gorl horde, and does EVERYTHING for the money, but she squanders it all away. This would be a pretty decent level most would accept for her to stay.
But some of us know our Gorl, probably better than she knows herself. No. Amber would continue down, where we have the 8th circle of hell. Fraud. Boy howdy, does Amber tick the boxes. Most hear "fraud" and think the modern crime of fraud. But the true definitions of fraud, according to sin, include hypocrisy, and willfully lying for personal gain. Amber is ever lying, and ever a hypocrit in her videos. She's constantly stating she is doing one thing to garner sympathy and views/cash, but doing another. She's always lying about her health, and her health care. Etc. This thread is filled with the examples of her Fraud in the "Sin" sense.

But I wont let Amber rest in the 8th circle, to do so would be a fraud upon all of you. No. Amber belongs in the worst part of hell, right next to Satan himself. The 9th circle of hell. TREACHERY. This circle of hell is split into different areas, but Amber belongs in the worst round of this hell. Those who betray their GUESTS. While Amber lived with her Girlfriend/lifepartner (Dante felt you were punished more/worse for betraying people you CHOOSE to be with versus those you were born with) Destiny, she betrayed Destiny by eliminating her beloved cat Gracey. All the while plotting to get her own kitten, even having a fund ready to go with the NAME of the kitten she was going to replace Gracey with. Before this are examples of her Betraying other girlfriends. Casey and Becky were probably the worst of those abused.

Do you agree? Is Amber in the absolute worst part of the deepest circle of Hell? Or do you think she would have stopped at another circle along the way? In either case, Amber has never repented for any of it.
Does being ignorant and intellectually challenged absolve one of acts that can be construed as treacherous? I'm at the point where I have to assume she's just been given a blob to occupy and she's not actually capable of recognizing humans as sentient entities?
 
In Heaven and Hell there is a bowl of manna served with spoons that are too long. Those in Heaven feed each other and thrive, but in Hell, Amberlynn slaps the spoon from everyone's hand and asks, "what are you taking my food for?"
 
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Geeezuz, Mr. Snowflake sucking Hamber's fat rolls harder than Faline leaving a hickey! Wazzup wid dat? Suppose (yawn) it will be a tad interesting if she actually replies, but doubtful. Then again, with her YouTube car stuck in the ditch, she might do anything for the Almighty Views.
 
One of the things discussed here often is "what is Jades end game ?"

What if it is to outlive the deathfat?
As in :
Legally get married
Get on cheesy life insurance policy
Bitch dies
Magilla Gorilla collects..?

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One of the things discussed here often is "what is Jades end game ?"

Legally get married
Get on cheesy life insurance policy
She doesn't need to marry her to be the beneficiary of a life insurance policy, but as @Xenomorph has said, she couldn't get a life insurance policy if she tried. Alexandra Rodriguez was recently turned down for life insurance at 290 something pound, the reason given being "build". She chose to make a video all about her disgust at being refused because she's still super morbidly obese even after losing 100lb after WLS. Someone Amber's size doesn't have a hope in Hell.
 
With Chantal officially becoming a Muslim and the anticipation about whether or not she'll literally die on the way back to Canada, I'm wondering if Amber is going to do something ridiculous to try and get the spotlight back on her. How long will she drag out the 'Muh WLS!' before deciding to go back to being a train wreck?
 
no life insurance would ever cover her
I disagree old friend. There are some companies that will cover her site unseen but I'll err on the side of "no coverage"

I'll be a weasel and adjust, now I'll say Jade helps Amber get on some kind of gubmint program--becomes beneficiary of 'dat.

Better?
 
I disagree old friend. There are some companies that will cover her site unseen but I'll err on the side of "no coverage"
Sure, she could get some 10k term policy, but she'd pay out the ass for it and that would barely put her fat self in the ground.
Having lost my mother and mother-in-law last year, dying is expensive. Even if you try to go cheap.
 
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