AKA the things people would actually want to see in her vlogs. She knows if she starts doing any of this stuff, she has to keep doing it unless she wants to get bitched at even more than she already does. That’s the thing.
Yep. She's been doing Groundhog Day for a long, long time. I'm convinced that's why she quits all the hundred days and other assorted Day One bullshit does: she's lazy, she likes to be lazy, and if she completes anything, people will use that one thing as an example that should could complete another thing if she really wanted to, and that kind of expectation is bad for her muh mentalz. Keep expectations low and apparently you can make a career out of making poor decisions over and over and over and over and.....
At this point, I don’t see why anyone is keeping up with her anymore. I’ve said it more than once and I’ll say it again: she basically uploads the same 3 videos every time. If you’ve seen those 3 videos then you’ve seen them all. She’s not even failing in an entertaining way anymore.
It is getting kind of tough to even snark on her bullshit these days. Locked up in the apartment 24/7 with a caretaker who is ashamed to be on camera with her doesn't help. But they're shtoooo "in luff, you guise!" that they're too busy having five hour long sexytimes to file MG,W and edit the vlogs with her part, too! (That is how I here that piece of amberverse logic running in my head.) I do get a kick out of Hamber huffing and puffing after she's supervised MG,W putting the kitchen/closet/bathroom/whatever back together when Hamlard decides to engage in her "hobby" of deep cleaneeeen. Or while she's eating. Five hour romps in the bedroom? No problem! Waddling 10 feet to the bathroom, kitchen, couch? Like climbing Mt Everest without supplemental O2, it seems.
A lot of her 40-60k remaining viewers like to justify still being around by saying they like the “train wreck” or they’re sticking it out to see if she will actually change. Neither of which is applicable anymore and they haven’t been since maybe right after when the whole cancer thing happened. The only interesting thing that happened after that was the breakup and even that was wack asf. There’s literally no reason to watch her anymore.
There is some entertainment to be had in the comments of her videos when an ambaby finally(!) has their lightbulb molment and realizes she's playing them for chumps.
I’m not calling anyone here out because this thread is the only thing that is mildly interesting when it comes to her content anymore. I am, however, calling out everyone who asks her questions on Instagram, anyone who is still watching every video and especially people who still comment on her channel religiously. Specifically the commenters who try to lecture her or the ones who think they’re really roasting her with their Reddit-tier “snark”.
"You got this, gorl! This is your time! I believe in you!"
Those make me want to put together some kind of scam investment so they will give me their money and just accept any stupid excuse I want to make about why they're not getting returns on their money as I build my house/private spaceport.
She asks herself most those questions on Instagram and blocks anyone who asks questions she doesn’t like.
Anything that is remotely complimentary or asks her how she stands being so beautiful or says haydur nation is a bunch of fuckers is definitely her asking herself. Ditto any of the sex/relationship ones, when she pretends that she and MG,W are going at it constantly.
Which led me to this thought I think most of her girlfriends excluding Krysta left her because they saw their lives passing them by and they were quagmired the pigsty that she lives in. I think Becky‘s mother dying really woke her up to her own mortality, and she realized that in the years that she had been with Amber, she had accomplish nothing, and Amber had accomplish nothing and as far as I’m concerned, I thought that was the goal of having a husband and wife of partner was to make something together Amber doesn’t make she only buys and consumes.
Hamber doesn't want anything that would mean (or appear to mean) that anyone is her equal or any situation (type deal) where she would have to participate in the relationship. Way too much of a narc for that.
I agree, seeing her bone structure would be fascinating. But x-rays would be absolutely useless on her. It’s why they sent her for multiple CT’s due to a collapsed lung, I mean cancer, oops I mean infection that magically disappeared. She can sit here and screech about misdiagnosis all she wants, but the fact is radiologists cannot see what the fuck is actually wrong with her due to FAT.
I want her to donate her body to science, start excavating her layer by layer. When they ge t her small enough, they could jam her in an MRI and get all sorts of data just like they did that guy they took eleventy billion slices of in an MRI. Would probably be useful as the world becomes infested with more and more fat fucks.
She damn well knew this after having a hysterectomy over 2 years ago. Yet she acts surprised every time she has a serious injury or illness, and doctors can’t tell what is going on. It must be fatphobia. That must be it,
Does she not understand that she’s larger than 90% of the population in the US? I can’t find a decent statistic, but she might be in the top 5%. Congrats?
A nation of fatbodies.
I'm pretty sure that these thoughts about her own mortality haunt her from time to time,
Every day she wakes up is a testament to the awesome ability of the body to adapt to the shitty things we do to it. Every day she wakes, she has cheated death yet again - no stroke, no cardiac arrest, no suffocation, no complete crash of internal organs. It's fascinating in the same way her excuses and rationalization are.
which triggers her anxietee and so she binges to feel better. And thus she is trapped in a cycle of her own making, until she wakes the fuck up and actually starts forming new habits to turn her life around.
ITYM "angzite" - for when you're too fat and lazy to get those other two syllables out of your piehole.
Do you want to get the Life by Jen ending??? Ugh...
I keep wondering what it will be that does take her out. There would be a nice little fuck you from the universe if it were cancer - even though she "feels" her "cancer" is gone, so fitting into a PET isn't necessary.
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