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🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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A Widdle Woach
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What the fuck is the framing of this video? Half of her forehead is out of frame and it’s distracting. She looks like Steve Blobs with that black shirt.
LOL She’s already failed at no take out for the month, instead she’s “allowed” takeout on Sunday with Wipey.
She claims to have lost 5lbs already just by eating a “normal human amount” of food but unless she shows her weigh ins I don’t believe it. Hamber is a known liar, show your work gorl. This whole video was pure non-tent and Hamber being full of herself.
LOL She’s already failed at no take out for the month, instead she’s “allowed” takeout on Sunday with Wipey.
She claims to have lost 5lbs already just by eating a “normal human amount” of food but unless she shows her weigh ins I don’t believe it. Hamber is a known liar, show your work gorl. This whole video was pure non-tent and Hamber being full of herself.
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She also needs at least two different (maybe three) live people who are not, nor have ever been, beholden to her, in the room. Not safely behind a computer or phone screen. In the room with her. To question her, shame her, challenge her warped outlook, and tell her some very, very important new words and phrases:
* NO
* Nobody asked
* No one cares
* NO
* How's that job search coming along?
* How many applications did you fill out today?
* NO
* Stop lying
* You lie about the stupidest non issues
* NO
* Have you taken a shower today?
* Did you make sure you used HOT water and soap. Together?
* NO
Chantal Sarault and piss pot Peetz could also greatly benefit from the same. Far better than a bobbleheaded HAES therapist.
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Plot Summary with commentary. 5 questions, and 5 answers which give insight into how much she HASN'T changed.
TL;DR: 514.6lbs. Eating take-out is back, but only on Sundays, and she can totally handle that. She can stop anytime she wants, you guize. Amber thinks it's the actual sleep that makes her lose weight, and not her inability to park her shelf at the pantry and stuff her lie-hole if she's sleeping. Amber thinks WLS is specifically for people like Amber who are completely unable to stick to any form of restricted or controlled eating. Counting weight to the decimal point and throwing away cooked food for take out is because of her OCD. Amber thinks that waking up at 6am and going to bed at 10pm is an old-person sleep schedule.
Hey Guize. Week 2 weight loss video. Cat acts as an Agent of Chaos in the background during Amber's blathering and knocks something off the table.
Q1: If you had to pick one of your previous diets to try in 2023, which one would it be?
A1: Amber is stopping with dieting this year and wants to change her lifestyle and how she thinks about food... and despite all of that, she would choose JENNY CRAIG - the absolute WORST plan for stopping with yoyo dieting and focusing on a healthier lifestyle.
Q2: What's your sleep schedule like, and does it play a role in your weight loss?
A2: Amber has officially fixed her sleeping schedule (for the 20th time), and is so proud of that. "It's a little extreme" - waking up at 6am and going to sleep at 10pm and she feels like an old grandma with this sleeping schedule (which is the schedule of the average person who is productive in society). Better sleep makes you lose weight because you lose weight while sleeping, but don't do this because it's an unhealthy way of thinking.
(We know the truth as Amber has inadvertantly admitted it in previous videos: she stays up all night while her gorlfriends sleep, giving her unrestricted access to the food storage and the ability to binge in secrecy).
Q3: Why are you obsessed with decimals (regarding her weight)?
A3: Diagnosed with OCD by a professional. She has obsessive issues with numbers - and other things, but doesn't want to talk about it on YouTube. Two topics she doesn't want to discuss on YouTube: foster care, and OCD because of "backlash" (because she knows the audience would very quickly poke holes in her inconsistent stories large enough to drive a Mack truck through). And, it just makes sense to her to include this much detail because if one week she weighed 502.8lbs and the next she weighed 503.0lbs, it means she only gained 0.2 and not an entire pound. That info would be lost if she didn't record the decimals. (You know, forgetting that her scale likely has a error rate of 0.5%, meaning that two weigh-ins taken seconds apart for her could be different by over 2lbs, making the decimals meaningless, but okee).
(Obsessive about the smallest details such as fractions of a pound in weight, but not obsessive about numbers such as the correct measurement for a portion of food. Got it.)
Q4: Are you counting calories?
A4: NO. Not counting or thinking about calories or carbs. It's strictly just eating what's at home.
Q5: How can you do WLS when you can't even stick to a diet.
A5: Amber finds this question to be humorous, because that is what WLS is for. It's for people who can't stick to a diet, and who need another tool and have tried all the diets and haven't found success.
(Okay, but... isn't a certain amount of weightloss a prerequisite for being accepted for WLS? Isn't adherance to a permanent change to your eating a must before and after WLS?)
Okay! Enough talking out of her shelf - to the weigh in!!! Last week 520.0lbs. This week 514.6lbs. No scale is shown. (Again, this could be due to a bit of water loss, or even discrepencies within the scale. Time will tell).
This week went really good, but she's going to allow herself take out after her weigh ins now. Her justification is that one meal is better than the 3 or even 4 times per day that she would have takeout. JANUARY GOAL: FAILED!!!
If she notices that it's disrupting her weight loss, she'll stop - how many times have we heard this? Like an alcoholic saying it'll be fine - they'll only drink on the weekends.
She had normal human food with a normal human amount. Pictures or didn't happen.
She's started eating her leftovers which she wouldn't do before (despite always insisting that she would when she 'meal prepped'). It's her OCD that wouldn't let her eat it because of fear of bacteria (but her food insecurity from her childhood is what makes her eat too much?)
New Goal: snacking less this week because she's "allowing" too many snacky-poos.
So far, 2023 has been going really well everything-wise. So refreshed from the break and everything mental-health wise is good! Byee!
Q1: If you had to pick one of your previous diets to try in 2023, which one would it be?
A1: Amber is stopping with dieting this year and wants to change her lifestyle and how she thinks about food... and despite all of that, she would choose JENNY CRAIG - the absolute WORST plan for stopping with yoyo dieting and focusing on a healthier lifestyle.
Q2: What's your sleep schedule like, and does it play a role in your weight loss?
A2: Amber has officially fixed her sleeping schedule (for the 20th time), and is so proud of that. "It's a little extreme" - waking up at 6am and going to sleep at 10pm and she feels like an old grandma with this sleeping schedule (which is the schedule of the average person who is productive in society). Better sleep makes you lose weight because you lose weight while sleeping, but don't do this because it's an unhealthy way of thinking.
(We know the truth as Amber has inadvertantly admitted it in previous videos: she stays up all night while her gorlfriends sleep, giving her unrestricted access to the food storage and the ability to binge in secrecy).
Q3: Why are you obsessed with decimals (regarding her weight)?
A3: Diagnosed with OCD by a professional. She has obsessive issues with numbers - and other things, but doesn't want to talk about it on YouTube. Two topics she doesn't want to discuss on YouTube: foster care, and OCD because of "backlash" (because she knows the audience would very quickly poke holes in her inconsistent stories large enough to drive a Mack truck through). And, it just makes sense to her to include this much detail because if one week she weighed 502.8lbs and the next she weighed 503.0lbs, it means she only gained 0.2 and not an entire pound. That info would be lost if she didn't record the decimals. (You know, forgetting that her scale likely has a error rate of 0.5%, meaning that two weigh-ins taken seconds apart for her could be different by over 2lbs, making the decimals meaningless, but okee).
(Obsessive about the smallest details such as fractions of a pound in weight, but not obsessive about numbers such as the correct measurement for a portion of food. Got it.)
Q4: Are you counting calories?
A4: NO. Not counting or thinking about calories or carbs. It's strictly just eating what's at home.
Q5: How can you do WLS when you can't even stick to a diet.
A5: Amber finds this question to be humorous, because that is what WLS is for. It's for people who can't stick to a diet, and who need another tool and have tried all the diets and haven't found success.
(Okay, but... isn't a certain amount of weightloss a prerequisite for being accepted for WLS? Isn't adherance to a permanent change to your eating a must before and after WLS?)
Okay! Enough talking out of her shelf - to the weigh in!!! Last week 520.0lbs. This week 514.6lbs. No scale is shown. (Again, this could be due to a bit of water loss, or even discrepencies within the scale. Time will tell).
This week went really good, but she's going to allow herself take out after her weigh ins now. Her justification is that one meal is better than the 3 or even 4 times per day that she would have takeout. JANUARY GOAL: FAILED!!!
If she notices that it's disrupting her weight loss, she'll stop - how many times have we heard this? Like an alcoholic saying it'll be fine - they'll only drink on the weekends.
She had normal human food with a normal human amount. Pictures or didn't happen.
She's started eating her leftovers which she wouldn't do before (despite always insisting that she would when she 'meal prepped'). It's her OCD that wouldn't let her eat it because of fear of bacteria (but her food insecurity from her childhood is what makes her eat too much?)
New Goal: snacking less this week because she's "allowing" too many snacky-poos.
So far, 2023 has been going really well everything-wise. So refreshed from the break and everything mental-health wise is good! Byee!
TL;DR: 514.6lbs. Eating take-out is back, but only on Sundays, and she can totally handle that. She can stop anytime she wants, you guize. Amber thinks it's the actual sleep that makes her lose weight, and not her inability to park her shelf at the pantry and stuff her lie-hole if she's sleeping. Amber thinks WLS is specifically for people like Amber who are completely unable to stick to any form of restricted or controlled eating. Counting weight to the decimal point and throwing away cooked food for take out is because of her OCD. Amber thinks that waking up at 6am and going to bed at 10pm is an old-person sleep schedule.
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Amber thinks going to bed at 9pm and waking up at 6am is extreme and something only old people do. Newsflash, Hambo, you're a 32 year old woman. Yes, we all know how scurred you are of being an adult but you're gonna get older no matter what you do. Holy shit she is hopeless.
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Hamber never does anything "nicely". She's attention whoring, trying to get her views out of the toilet.
LiarLynn. Even if people don't have the plugin to show dislikes, Hamber sees them. And also not true because the ratio is still holding because she sucks.
Starting here and moving back in time, we have business as usual with this one.
Slight higher in likes because the diehards are really really really sure she means it for realz this time, no lie, she's gonna be honest and tell the truth.
I sometimes wish I were an amoral asshole so I could take advantage of the rubes.
Meet the mystery gift swap - ratios good, higher likes likely only due to PS morons watching Hamber's video.
Pure clickbait for people who for whatever reason think MG,W is going to allow her fae to "officially" be seen on YT.
The usual bullshit.
Yes, truly a significant increase solely because people adore Hamber, not because of vlogmas.
On that note, if she's so inept and incapable of basic hygiene routines, does she really think filling out 20 pages of tracker crap is going to be somehow doable? This is Hamber, of course not. She'll make it four days maybe and then just be so exhausted, you guise, trying to keep it up. Bad for her muh mentalz, you know.
I think I dimly recall her mentioning SAD. Pretty sure it was her. Well, if she didn't, she probably will at some point. Plus, she's a sooper speshul
There was a brief period between caretaker Density and butler Becky where she was alone in the apt she and Density had. I wonder how many times Becky looks back at this situation type deal and kicks herself for trying to grift the Hambertard.
They're from herself. "How do you handle all the hate?" will foreve beone of my favorites.
Why does she try to retcon things? It's ON ViDEO, Hambertard, and no, you did not. FFS.
PixieDoodle
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That stupid slag will never get the privilege of growing old if she keeps allowing herself take-out and snacks.
By the way I wonder how the hair brushing is going. Her hair looks so awfully greasy she could fry an ayyyyg on it.
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Amberlah has always been a lost cause, she's a case study of what YouTube "fame" does to narcissists.
At this point Guntal may outlive Hamber ...
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As much as I hate to sound like the old person that I am but this morning I watched a video of a woman who survived the Holocaust, realizing at age 16 that one way to survive in the camp was to work with the dead bodies because sometimes people died with clothing or a bit of bread...
Then we have Amber. Scarred for life because as a child someone wanted her to drink skim instead of higher fat milk.
It's a nice day here. I think I'll go outside for a while.
Kitty Hart revisiting Auschwitz, 1979 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dntryh_9o8Y
Then we have Amber. Scarred for life because as a child someone wanted her to drink skim instead of higher fat milk.
It's a nice day here. I think I'll go outside for a while.
Kitty Hart revisiting Auschwitz, 1979 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dntryh_9o8Y
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There was a video she did about 4-5 months ago where #OilGate was a thing. She displayed how she only puts a drizzle of oil on the pan so she doesn't count the calories. During that time I thought just rubbing the pan on her dumb head would help lower the calorie intake. Then again, I don't know if she can lift her arm that high.
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At this point, Hamber could just show reruns and no one would be any the wiser
Even more 8008135
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Of course she does. It's not like she has a life or any sort of gainful employment like the rest of the world.
Oh, and wash your hair, you disgusting fat loser.
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Of all the rumours to address about herself she chooses this one? Right, because she's a narcissist who thinks that this is what matters. Not the countless people accusing her of abuse, scamming, lying... but her like/dislike ratio HAS to be set straight. Her priorities are so fucking weird.
Of all the rumours to address about herself she chooses this one? Right, because she's a narcissist who thinks that this is what matters. Not the countless people accusing her of abuse, scamming, lying... but her like/dislike ratio HAS to be set straight. Her priorities are so fucking weird.
dingobaby
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InfluencerLynn is the worst for me. The casual assumption that people are keeping track of what brand of laundry products she uses or how she specifically cuts her onions, we are all noting what "10/10 highly recommend" foods and products are endorsed by an utter failure is astounding.
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“More likes now vs dislikes”
Sorry, but in what galaxy are likes in the hundreds more than dislikes in the thousands! For someone so OCD that they have to count fractions of pounds for accuracy, surely she has got to be fucking kidding us!
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For a hot minute I thought she was showing us the claimed "fake" screen shot. Does she perhaps, not understand that 'K' means thousand? Is she THAT dim?
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PixieDoodle
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She only proved that one video got 843 likes to 648 dislikes. Yes folks her videos are doing so much better on the popularity chart
