🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

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Ya know, there's a cool extension that lets you see the dislikes.

Let's look at her last five videos.






Looks more to me like people were supportive of her finishing Vlogmas, but now that it's back to the same routine shit's going back to normal like/dislike ratios.

 

[Triple Flutz]

I gotta say, I've been following Hamber for years longer than I care to admit and the sheer INSANITY of her new bullet journal has actually shocked me and made me laugh out loud. The amount of frivolous bullshit she is planning on tracking is approaching schizo levels. Of course she's not going to follow through. But the amount of dopamine she gets from simply "planning" and "starting" things is unreal.

There are baby tracking apps, they autistically track a lot and time it for you. (Feedings- what breast you feed from and how long for, or how many mL were consumed if pumping or formula feeding, diapers and what kind they are, pumping and output, timing, and side, sleep (where, how) with a chronometer to ensure accuracy, walks, and so on.)

They're still not half as bad as anything tracked by Amber, lmao.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I gotta say, I've been following Hamber for years longer than I care to admit and the sheer INSANITY of her new bullet journal has actually shocked me and made me laugh out loud. The amount of frivolous bullshit she is planning on tracking is approaching schizo levels. Of course she's not going to follow through. But the amount of dopamine she gets from simply "planning" and "starting" things is unreal.

If the type and duration of crybabying wasn't ludicrous enough, the tracking of hair brushing surely is. So she admits she can go weeks without brushing her hair....if true that surely means she also can go weeks without washing it, because even dry shampoo use means brushing it out. Bitch must stink like a garbage dump after a month long heatwave. I still haven't watched the video in full. Is she tracking her showers as well, or is she still trying to pretend she showers everyday.

What's the point of tracking the weather? She’s not smart enough to statistically cross reference moods, weather, sleeping etc for any of this to make sense. It's all performance bullshit. She seriously is full of it, so a bowel movement tracker seems a much more appropriate thing to do. Then again, maybe that would be more appropriate if tracked in Jade's bullet journal.

 

[ADHD]

This bullet journaling nonsense is legitimately baffling to me. I don’t understand why she’s doing it when she has a whole slew of trackers that she can wear on her Cabbage Patch Kid wrist that will do the same thing.

She's doing it because it gives her the appearance of doing something or being super serious for realsies when in reality she's going to accomplish fuck all, just like every year before this one.

I genuinely have no idea how she still manages to get Ambabies considering how old and haggard she looks now. Surely there are younger, prettier deathfats who still have the possibility of being serious about wanting to lose weight that they could follow.

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

The fact that she want to constantly act like she don't watch reaction channels , yet knows all the shit they say, all the theories, and when they're on LIVE, is fucking stupid as fuck on her part.
She's such a condescending cunt

 

[dfranki723]

Her Instagram Q&As are the only mildly entertaining thing she does anymore.

Hamber insisting that she doesn't brush her hair due to DePrR3ssioN is beautiful. It's totally not the fact you're a lazy fat fuck, If you are too depressed to brush your hair, you'd be too depressed to put on make-up and put on that smug act for the camera.

I'm sorry, when has the massive toddler lived alone? Is this another lie to show how suuuuuper independent she actually is?

I really hope most of the brown nosing questions are from herself because if there are real people who want to praise this cunt, it's a sad indication of how fucking stupid people are.

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

She has so little going on in her life that she has to resort to this overly complicated bullet journaling in an attempt to find something to do. It's actually kinda sad.

Then I remember all of her lies, her mistreatment of everyone around her, her abhorrent personality... Nope, can't find my sympathy bone anywhere!

 

[Pointing_Pink_Yoshi]

I'm sorry, when has the massive toddler lived alone? Is this another lie to show how suuuuuper independent she actually

This just re-watching that bullet journal crap it makes it look like she’s trying to get to know her self. What was my good day? What was my bad day what made me cry and the sad fact is she’s never been alone with herself long enough to know who she is and I think if that ever happens, she probably have an emotional breakdown, she’s never lived on her own ever in her entire 33 years on this planet and maybe she associates being alone with being lonely but just because you’re alone doesn’t mean you’re lonely.

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

I'm sorry, when has the massive toddler lived alone? Is this another lie to show how suuuuuper independent she actually is?

She lived alone post-dusty when dusty moved in with dana and the ham had the apt to herself but that lasted all of 3 nugget skin cus she hopped on Bucky real quick.

 

[FatalTater]

If someone is 32 years old and alone, there's a reason.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

This just re-watching that bullet journal crap it makes it look like she’s trying to get to know her self. What was my good day? What was my bad day what made me cry and the sad fact is she’s never been alone with herself long enough to know who she is and I think if that ever happens, she probably have an emotional breakdown, she’s never lived on her own ever in her entire 33 years on this planet and maybe she associates being alone with being lonely but just because you’re alone doesn’t mean you’re lonely.

Living alone is practically a skill in today's world. Some people can't stand the idea of coming home to an empty house and will do anything to avoid it. This often leads to a non-stop string of toxic and/or co-dependent relationships. People who can be at peace alone are almost always more well adjusted.

If someone is 32 years old and alone, there's a reason.

Some people just prefer it and there's nothing you can say or do to convince them otherwise. Other people are BPD nightmares and eventually end up alone because nobody can stand them. Yeah this isn't the case with Amber yet. But it's coming. Her group of friends have dwindled down to one weirdo feeder. And given Amber's history of being an annoying grating drama queen it's only a matter of time before Jade Francis fucks off. That or Ambers heart explodes while she's on the toilet.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

The lipoedema stuff is so fucking tired not here but from her, for her, it is such a shit excuse because we know she gorges like 8000 calories a day so obviously you gain weight. So yes your lipo does make you gain weight but you're continually gouging.

I do want to see Nick just go scorched earth on the cunt though because he has reach and finally after 6 years we can end this fucking charade of "I don't like eating." UwU. She is just a shit nasty person who is so lazy she cannot even point a camera and earn more than people who work their asses off.

We all know she is equally as worse as Chantal but she is far more insecure and narcissistic than Chins. She will go after her for clout though.

Angie on My 600 Lb Life weighed just over 600 lbs, but 400 lbs was just her legs. That’s who should be complaining, not ALR.

 

[lol cow supreme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvZlAW-8nlw

Apparently, at the 45ish minute mark of KG's livestream, Amber appeared in Justine's chat. Justine didn't notice until 46:30 when it was all over, and pretty much continued the livestream the way she always does (except to offer the challenge that if Amber reaches her goal weight, Justine will quit vaping).

Narc Alert made the comment in the chat "can I kick her Justine", and another mod asked the same. Amber started stirring up a bit of trouble in the chat, asking Justine why she was triggered over Amber's bullet journal, and The Narc Alert 'timed her out' for that comment. Narc Alert justified it by saying Amber "came in defensive not friendly", and that she didn't set a time for it, just timed her out. Ten minutes later, Justine's audience finds this post on Amber's channel - while the live was still running - saying that Amber was blocked. Justine stops the reaction to read the comment. Amber's comments don't seem to be in the chat anymore.

Justine's fans started responding to Amber on this post, reminding her that it was Amber who blocked Justine (over the scooter incident).

So, long story short: Amber appeared in KG's chat to start shit for attention. The Narc Alert took the bait and reacted to her bullshit instead of just ignoring it, and ... Begun, the Gorl Wars have. Congrats, "Merc", you just got outsmarted by Big-Brain Amber (well, she DOES have a 145 IQ, so....)

The Ambabies are trying to keep this absurd slap-fight-over-nothing going. This was posted in the comments of Justine's live today:
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GodDAMN dude..... Have you ever considered a future in kiwi farming? I mean, you'll be dragged for being an Ambaby, but still.

Who the hell s "KG"... and who is "Justine". Are they the same person? Are they new names for Faline, MGF, W, Jade of NY?

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Who the hell s "KG"... and who is "Justine". Are they the same person? Are they new names for Faline, MGF, W, Jade of NY?

KickingGeese, reaction channel. Justine is another one I think?

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Who the hell s "KG"... and who is "Justine". Are they the same person? Are they new names for Faline, MGF, W, Jade of NY?

KickingGeese, reaction channel. Justine is another one I think?

KickingGeese is Justine. Justine is KickingGeese. Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

If she weren't such a liar this Journaling is what a therapist would encourage for someone with major depression disorder. What time Went to bed. Woke up. How much water. What you ate. Exercise. Weather. Medication vitamins hygeine chores accomplished. And they would encourage setting goals for accomplishing these tasks as well.
Yes it sounds juvenile but mdd and we all know other PDs are a beast.

But amber lies and wastes journals and all this can be sent to her practitioner via email everyday. I am waiting for the lie that my pretend therapist wants me to do this.

 

[dfranki723]

A lot of things she does could be beneficial to normal people who are struggling with a variety of mental illness', difference is that Fat Fuck does these things only as part of her ''I'm so damaged and need thErAapeutic hobbies'' act.

Some adults could find a little extra joy in doing things like colouring or playing with bloody Lego, they could benefit from writing down tiny things that happen during their day because most fucking adults struggle with their mental health and continue to get shit done and often times ignore their own health.

Hamber needs none of these things, she needs the exact opposite. She needs adult responsibilities.
Her life isn't a typical stressful life that leads her to do some childish things to lessen the strain, her life is nothing BUT these ridiculous things that she labels as ''therapeutic'' as if she needs any of that type of release.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Brief reecap of the NY resolution video:

- Gross, brown xmas food for eight. Whoops, two. It looks like a pack of dogs got on the table and very orderly-like went around vomiting into each pan.

"All ho-made," crows ChefHamber. MG,W made mashed potatoes and made the mac and cheese that looks burnt and brown. Hamber proudly tells us SHE made ho-made stuffing. Really? Which one of these "ho-made" options did you choose?



and also made green bean casserole, with a little of her own secret ingredient. Sure, Hamber. Let's guess. Garlic salt? Because if there's something processed fried onions and Campbell'd condensed soups need, it's more salt. And why not garlic that doesn't go at all with it, because you can't taste a fucking thing unless it's loaded down with multiple, conflicting spices and herbs.

- claims MG,W has never had a casserole before. Hamber, are you really that stupid? MG,W is a black woman who lived in NY in America. Of course she's had casseroles, you fuckwit. There ain't an auntie in this world who would show up at an event - especially funerals - without one. Maybe if you did something other than build lego sets, read YA books, and wasted brain cells on reality tv shows, insipid videos from "influencers", and stuff your gaping maw, you could learn a few things about the world and the cultures within it.

- 80 million pages of mostly retarded bullshit to track in yet another journal (YAJ) she'll stop using. Like the other 80 million journals she doesn't use, 80 million tacky pieces of meaningless plastic junk she does nothing with, 80 million products and packaged crap from the kitchen she buys but never eats, and 80 million tents from torrid she never wear, this latest on will vanish down the memory hole, only to be sighted one last time when they are on their way to her dumping ground preferred garbage dump donation place, Goodwill. The point of bullet journaling is to make your life more efficient, not wallow in self-indulgence. Of course, since you're a malignant narcissist, I suppose making an abundance of lists where you get to check in with yourself and "ask yourself how you're doeeeen" is efficiency of a sort.

- Getting rid of brand new, never worn clothes, many with the tags still on them. How often have I said the phrase "don't need and will never wear" at this point? I should just make a macro on my keyboard for it. Never change, Hamber, never change.

And what the fuck is up with her hair? Who knew you could make a helmet out of grease? WASH YOUR NASTY, GREASY FUCKING HAIR, BITCH. Maybe while you're living out your little fantasy life you could pretend you give a damn about your job.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Her Instagram Q&As are the only mildly entertaining thing she does anymore.

Hamber insisting that she doesn't brush her hair due to DePrR3ssioN is beautiful. It's totally not the fact you're a lazy fat fuck, If you are too depressed to brush your hair, you'd be too depressed to put on make-up and put on that smug act for the camera.

I'm sorry, when has the massive toddler lived alone? Is this another lie to show how suuuuuper independent she actually is?

I really hope most of the brown nosing questions are from herself because if there are real people who want to praise this cunt, it's a sad indication of how fucking stupid people are.

If she's too depressed to brush her hair, you'd also think she'd be too depressed to record data for 500 individual trackers.

Amber lived alone from February to May 2017. After the breakup between her and Destiny that January, Destiny finally had all she could take of Amber's unhinged behaviour and moved out in February. Amber was alone for about 3 months, but it doesn't really count, because she spent that entire time in crisis mode trying to browbeat Becky into dating Amber and letting her move into the gaycare.

Unfortunately, a reality of the Amberverse is that the majority of her audience (at least those who engage with her on social media) is even dumber than she is.

Who the hell s "KG"... and who is "Justine". Are they the same person? Are they new names for Faline, MGF, W, Jade of NY?

I originally had KG through the whole thing, saw it was confusing, and tried to change it all to Justine (but missed that because I SUCK at proofreading). I'll try to be more careful with future posts.

Yes, KickingGeese = KG = Justine = JP Metz.
Jade Christine (Christina?) Francis = Alex = Faline = Wifey = Wipey = MG, W, = Ja'Phonie
(okay, I made that last one up)

If she weren't such a liar this Journaling is what a therapist would encourage for someone with major depression disorder. What time Went to bed. Woke up. How much water. What you ate. Exercise. Weather. Medication vitamins hygeine chores accomplished. And they would encourage setting goals for accomplishing these tasks as well.
Yes it sounds juvenile but mdd and we all know other PDs are a beast.

But amber lies and wastes journals and all this can be sent to her practitioner via email everyday. I am waiting for the lie that my pretend therapist wants me to do this.

That's (in my opinion) the most absurd part of all of this. TMI, but I'm a fucking dweeb (though I'm sure my post contents have already given that away) - so yeah, all of this stuff is my 'jam'. All of these things that she's tracking CAN be bullet journaled and tracked in a way that is efficient and useful. Most bullet journal videos are done by women and are incredibly colourful and artistic creations (and fill a LOT of pages). If you look at videos done by men who journal, the videos are usually of a book that's an organized chaos of chicken scratchings which makes sense to THEM and keeps them on task. Creative, but in a different way. Clark Kegley is AWESOME makes good journaling content, and even uses 3 different coloured pens to make it more pretty! (though his wonky chicken scratching and asymetical page usage makes me twitch). My style is the latter because I'm not particularily artistic, though people can certainly create something that's a blend of the two styles in order to add a bit of flair if that helps them use the book.

Golden Rule: it shouldn't take longer to TRACK THE TASK, than it takes to COMPLETE THE TASK.

Spoiler: Journal sperging in a spoiler so those who DGAF can skip it

For example, everything she's doing can be condensed into a daily checklist (even the hair brushing - although a note on the mirror or with her toothbrush should work fine), arranged in order based on the time of day that she should do the task. And then a basic scribbled out daily plan that she worked on the day before (or earlier). She then teaches herself the habit that everytime she's idle for a moment (or thinking about food), she needs to look at the checklist and daily page to see what she SHOULD be doing instead. Checkmarks, Xs or numbers (if she tracks how often she does something). No rainbow colouring... and IN PENCIL or Frixion pens so she doesn't feel the compulsion to waste time redoing everything when she fucks up. Make this checklist with 28-31 additional columns instead of 1, and the basic checklist becomes a monthly tracker. You don't even need to DRAW the column or row lines, as the paper is already printed with a dot-grid. DONE. It's all on one page to see trends and correlations in order to alter behavioural patterns.

Example of inefficiency: Weather tracking. On a separate page, it's useless as you won't be able to easily compare it with data from your other trackers. Also, you can easily find the information online in far more detail than what you would be tracking if you suspected a correlation and wanted to look it up.

Pages read can be a number written into a square on her daily checklist (or even just minutes read). The book tracker can just be a written list of books with two additional columns: date started and date completed (as date codes, such as 2023/01/01 2023/02/27, or even Jan 01 Feb 27 if the journal isn't going to be used for more than a calendar year). No need to track each page or chapter. And it leaves room on the page to add additional books if she completes the goal of 12 (which she won't; I'm just saying). Or space to add a different book if she hates one and crosses it off the list. That reduces about 13 pages to constantly flip through down to 1.

Weight tracking can be a line graph, measured weekly and rounded to the nearest lb. If you want additional things to mark off to show goal accomplishment, the bottom of the page can have the big goal (let's say 100 lbs), broken down into smaller goals:
[100] ____ [90] ____ [80] ____ [75] ____ [60] ____ [50] ____ [25] ____ [10] ____
Cross out or colour in the number, and write the date on the line when you complete the mini goal.

A doodle page can be an entire doodle section, where you put anything from sketches, to interesting sayings you've heard, to random thoughts, to silly scribblings of boobs and dicks (if that's your thing - I'm sure Amber will fill an entire page with 'lesbian' in different colours and fonts again. You never know when random squiggles will lead to an inspiring thought that may help you later.

Of course she won't do this, because that would ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE. A common theme with Amber seems to be to take a good idea, and twist it into the most convoluted and retarded mess possible, and then complain that it doesn't work so she can say that she tried to do it but it's 'not for her'. It's the same as the end of 2019 when she hauled all of those "Happy Planners" (or whatever they're called) and the pile of sticker pads the size of a cinder block. She had, like, 7 DIFFERENT DAILY PLANNERS, each to record a different aspect of her day. One for YouTube, one for calorie counting, one for appointments, one for water consumption, etc.

 

[PixieDoodle]

For someone to have claimed on multiple occasions to have done extensive research on everything she does or try, she should look at her past videos before making false claims.


Look at timestamp 13:20 approximately

https://youtu.be/HybT-EoPNQg