🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
BRO!!! That picture in the instagram is so filtered, Amber has a neck on it. She has never had a neck.
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Three choker extenders MAKE it fit!

Was just thinking about this po' fella I know. He's not Deathfat, but is like manlet-sized with a huge fupa over hanging his jeans (is male fupa a thing or are we supposed to say "beer-belly" Dunno.)

Anyway, he's got a "hot dog" neck. I mean rolls of kielbasa spanning above his hairline to beneath his shirt.

Have never seen Hamber's back neck shelf whaddever. Her hair hides it. But could there be an eight pack of knockwurst lurking there?

The horror....... the horror......
 
I decided to make Amberlynn into a sim and couldn't figure out what I was missing.
The choker! Thank you @Chaotic Pizzaparty & @Slappy McGherkin. 2023 and our ol' heifer is still gross and has no fashion.

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I hope that in 2023 all the reaction channels move on to other cows and Amber realizes they were the only people she had all along.

Begging her audience for money when.
 
Hamboatlynn starting off the new years announcing that she has an iq of 135-145
Truly the most delusional thing she has ever said in her life. Really shows how retarded and narcissistic she is.
Let's hope this marks the beginning if the Geniuslynn era
E = MCdonalds
-Amberlynn (Apathetic Faxx)​
 
Hamberger Helper. said:
Hamboatlynn starting off the new years announcing that she has an iq of 135-145
Truly the most delusional thing she has ever said in her life. Really shows how retarded and narcissistic she is.
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Amber said on IG that we believe that Taylor Swift has an IQ of 144 because she is skinny, blonde and beautiful, but not her because she is morbidly obese. Well, I believe that Taylor Swift has an IQ of 144 because she created a music empire worth half a billion dollars by the age of 30 and Amber, at 32, is still playing with Play-Doh, Lite Brite, and reading teen novels.

Did you know that the reason Amber mispronounces words is because of anxiety and being morbidly obese? Amazing new diagnosis.
 
Hamberger Helper. said:
Hamboatlynn starting off the new years announcing that she has an iq of 135-145
Truly the most delusional thing she has ever said in her life. Really shows how retarded and narcissistic she is.
Let's hope this marks the beginning if the Geniuslynn era
E = MCdonalds
-Amberlynn (Apathetic Faxx)​
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She is above the 98th-percentile required for Mensa membership then, assuming she is willing to undertake a supervised standardised test.

If readers of the thread do not know what '98th-percentile' actually means in practice, I am sure Amber will explain it in a clear and concise manner.
 
beanbag in a hurry said:
Justine is exactly as petty, dumb and turncoatwhorish as the rest of them.
I'd refer you to the @pecansandies drama.
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What happened? I remember lurking on the farms during that time, as well as watching KG on YouTube (think it was in fall 2019? - It was after that Ambercon 2.0 shitshow, but before Becky was fully zombified). PS had just made a great 45ish minute psychology of Amber type of video. Then the two of them did a livestream on KG's channel. As I recall during that livestream, PS struggled to even finish their sentences with KG's constant interrupting. And as well as talking about Amber, KG kept changing the subject to starch solution). Then a little while after that PS's YouTube video no longer appeared in a search, and KG started complaining that she couldn't go on Kiwi Farms anymore because people were being 'so mean' to her - despite almost nothing being said about her here (other than the odd horse joke).

(I apologize if asking is rude, and I don't mean to offend @pecansandies or pry into their business. I'm just curious about generalities of what happened as KG's behaviour after that seemed sketchy as fuck and I just had a gut feeling that she did something shitty. And I never saw anything about it in the Amber thread - and KG doesn't have her own thread).

TwinkieBooBoo said:
If readers of the thread do not know what '98th-percentile' actually means in practice, I am sure Amber will explain it in a clear and concise manner.
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I'm sure she'll get to that in a minute. Right now she's still looking for Russia on a map.
 
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Hamberger Helper. said:
Hamboatlynn starting off the new years announcing that she has an iq of 135-145
Truly the most delusional thing she has ever said in her life. Really shows how retarded and narcissistic she is.
Let's hope this marks the beginning if the Geniuslynn era
E = MCdonalds
-Amberlynn (Apathetic Faxx)​
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There's a strong correlation between (morbid) obesity and low IQ. Big Al's IQ must be around 80-85 and that's me being generous lmao

Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
BRO!!! That picture in the instagram is so filtered, Amber has a neck on it. She has never had a neck.
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2013Lynn was the last time she had a neck
 
I would think that if a person had a higher than average IQ they would know not to kill themselves with obesity, but I am not someone who plays with baby toys all day so I could be wrong.
 
Okay I will be kind about all of this because it's the same feelingmI get about all the "former gifted kid" memes which is where this BS probably started.

If she were as gifted as she thinks she is, she would feel some kind of way about having zero accomplishments to show in life. Yes there truly is that line of genius & insanity but there is still something to show for it. Some sort of creation. The brain CANNOT STOP at its potential and when not living up to it there wouldn't be all these baayybeee videos. There just wouldn't. She flat out shows her intelligence online.

I've mentioned before my roommate reminds me of Peetz in his learned helplessness because of his autism. He's also a hoarder and he lives with me instead of a group home. However, if you open any random notebook you will find it full of math equations, chemistry equations, physics, whatever because that's his idea of fun. He is literally a genius and took every single Math class our local state uni had to offer but couldn't get his PhD because he couldn't write his dissertation or grasp the concept of reaching out to ask for help. He worked at subway for years just cutting vegetables and has the social skills of a pinecone. Now he works doing computer shit (dude I don't understand what he does) for the state that requires no public interaction.

Long winded in his spare time he still creates but is completely batshit paranoid, hoards, asocial, won't bathe, only eats microwave shit, etc...

He went to the states private gifted boarding school for high school because their focus was math & science I went to the county public one because that focus was on the fine arts & social science. For the stem kids it's apparently an easier transition to be away from their families than the fine arts kids. Because their EQ tends to be a bit different. My stepsister went to the same school and taught at MIT now has tenure at GA Tech. I am blessed I am intelligent enough to understand I am a little above average intelligence and that my roomie and sister are soo smart their lives are absolute fucking disasters without caregivers

Smart people are driven to hang out with smart people.
Highly intelligent people have aphasia, language barriers, and stutter badly sure but again. That driving force to create and do is there.
If you've been around a genius type person you know exactly what I'm talking about.
 
Once again: If Hambutt's greasy mouth is moving on that moon face, she really means to say that the only tests she SHOULD be taking are the Vineland and Weschler Intelligence.

And she'd most assuredly do very poorly on bolth.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
What happened? I remember lurking on the farms during that time, as well as watching KG on YouTube (think it was in fall 2019? - It was after that Ambercon 2.0 shitshow, but before Becky was fully zombified). PS had just made a great 45ish minute psychology of Amber type of video. Then the two of them did a livestream on KG's channel. As I recall during that livestream, PS struggled to even finish their sentences with KG's constant interrupting. And as well as talking about Amber, KG kept changing the subject to starch solution). Then a little while after that PS's YouTube video no longer appeared in a search, and KG started complaining that she couldn't go on Kiwi Farms anymore because people were being 'so mean' to her - despite almost nothing being said about her here (other than the odd horse joke).

(I apologize if asking is rude, and I don't mean to offend @pecansandies or pry into their business. I'm just curious about generalities of what happened as KG's behaviour after that seemed sketchy as fuck and I just had a gut feeling that she did something shitty. And I never saw anything about it in the Amber thread - and KG doesn't have her own thread).


I'm sure she'll get to that in a minute. Right now she's still looking for Russia on a map.
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Shit, I forget too.
He made a few quite good analytical videos on Amber and somehow he and Justine buddied up. Justine was very giddy about this situation.
Until Sandies did or said something "problematic" (I think he struck a video on a channel unrelated to her which he found to be not fairuse?)
Justine like the cowardly cunt she is immediately, without talking to him about his actions privately beforehand like a reasonable person would do, ran to twitter to her much larger following and disowned him in an ugly way.
Thoroughly backtracking, saying that they were never friends, only friendly despite talking very often and him helping her out with streaming (at which she is still complete garbage at despite being on yt for what? Like more than a decade?).

That's the best of my recollection.
 
"well guiiiyyyzzz, looks like I got an OFFICIAL score of 200 IQs! Soooo yeah, this DOES mean I'm alligeble to joyn MENSAHHHURRR but I just wanna focus on taking care of myself and doing my johb, right baybeee?! ... here's a mookbong!"
 
Trees said:
I just want to see her do a math placement test.

Failquit before getting to fractions or after?
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You just made me think--I'd love to see her take the GRE or the old Illinois ISBE general test (whatever Kentucky's equivalent is) (one you used to have to take/pass on entering any teaching program). With her IQ and GPA, what's the problem? Hell, I'm sure some simp out there would toss her the testing fee and help her find a facility to take it.
 
FFS, Amber is a moron, plain and simple. I've never seen anyone less intellectually curious than FatAl except maybe the Gunt. Anyone who believes AL scored well on any sort of IQ test is....well, still smarter than Amber.
 
She thinks she can have it both ways.

She wants to be seen as a delicate, ditsy bimbo because that's just super cute and dainty! But she also demands people recognise her superior intellect. Fat Cunt doesn't realise you cannot put on a bimbo act (which isn't needed when you're already stupid) and then switch it up whenever it suits you so you can flex your brilliant mind on the Haydurz.

Sad thing is, if she were intelligent - she'd be able to manipulate more people successfully. Poor HippoLynn.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Amber said on IG that we believe that Taylor Swift has an IQ of 144 because she is skinny, blonde and beautiful, but not her because she is morbidly obese. Well, I believe that Taylor Swift has an IQ of 144 because she created a music empire worth half a billion dollars by the age of 30 and Amber, at 32, is still playing with Play-Doh, Lite Brite, and reading teen novels.
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Damn right. I may not like all her songs, but I respect Taylor. Why does Amber have such a hate boner for her anyway? Someone asked Amber a few months ago if she listens to her music and AL looked disgusted by the thought of it. Did the song Anti-Hero hit a little too close to home?
 
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