🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Mekahineyho said:
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I like how she always ends up with questions that revolves around us calling her on her deathfat shite. Also, who the hell keeps answering these questions like they've spent their whole lives watching instagram models in private planes on their way to Miami? Who in the lolcow hambehbuhhhhhverse is asking these questions while they're drunk and immediately answering it too? I used to bartard out like five years ago and I've never been this reckless.
 
Apathetic Faxx made a video calculating how much ALR and Wipey have spent on the Christmas gifts for each other throughout all of December and they estimated that ALR spent around 840 and Wipey 1'200.


So all together that's over 2k USD on the most useless tacky shit like Play-Doh, a personal fridge, Teddy fresh clothing, lego sets and ugly overpriced sneakers that only stupid black people would buy.

Speaking of stupid black people, Jade has gotten enormous.

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Consent Accident said:
Apathetic Faxx made a video calculating how much ALR and Wipey have spent on the Christmas gifts for each other throughout all of December and they estimated that ALR spent around 840 and Wipey 1'200.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aswOBJPcSb0

So all together that's over 2k USD on the most useless tacky shit like Play-Doh, a personal fridge, Teddy fresh clothing, lego sets and ugly overpriced sneakers that only stupid black people would buy.

Speaking of stupid black people, Jade has gotten enormous.

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I’ve always thought Jade and Becky were the same size just different proportions.
 
Anything under 400 lbs is athletic when it comes to Amber, so in that regard NiggaJade is a god damn triathlete.
 
It's fascinating how, as Amber absorbs the personality of her partner, so too do they adopt her mannerisms. When you look into the beast the beast looks back.
 
Mr. Ghoul said:
Anything under 400 lbs is athletic when it comes to Amber, so in that regard NiggaJade is a god damn triathlete.
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Indeed. In fact, MG,W could go toe to toe with David Goggins and leave him gasping for air, I bet.

Remember when Hamber said she wanted to make losing weight 'her job" and that she wanted to have her entire focus be on that? That lasted about as long as anything does in the hamberverse, so I think a different idea is in order: food.

"Now wait, Sitch," you may say. "You know as well as anyone that food is already her hobby."

Indeed I do. But I mean for it to be her job. Her actual, primary job.

I've spent quite a long time today watching people eat food (Raina Huang, Matt Stonie, some Korean slip of a girl called G-NI, etc.) and it is their job. I would love it Hamber did the same.

First, she sucks at everything but spending money frivolously and eating. So this would play to one of her strengths.

Second, the whole point of this type of endeavor is to eat as much food as possible, which she of course can do, at plaes wiith all you can eat something (buff-ettes, endless plates of some food, etc.). In eating competitions, there's a time limit to consume as much x in y time - and we all know one of Hamber's guiding philosophies is that if you eat faster, you get more.

Third, she doesn't have to dive poop bun first into the deep end. By that, I mean she doesn't have to go right into competitive eating. She could start by going to AYCE places locally, and take on some of the local food challenges as well: a six pound burger and fries, an entire giant pizza, a five pound seafood boil, seven pounds of bbq - I have seen these very things today,

Fourth: training. Not joaquin a mile, no - the aforementioned AYCE item, yes. Just to get used to eating even past the point of good sense or discomfort. She would be then be able to work her way up to competitive eating: 10 wings in one sitting. 20 wings in one sitting. 30 wings in one sitting. And so forth. Then she could turn to starting to eat against time. 10 wings in five minutes, then 20 wings. 30 wings in 10 minutes, then 40. You get the idea. The AYCE step just lays the foundation for this. When she's good at her training, she could then start taking on some of the challenges in the local food milieu there in Lexington.

Fifth: the videos of these things would bring money in like she had a magical, money-shitting unicorn. She would be making serious bank.

Hamber: get cracking on that. Show the world where your strength really lies.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
 
She's taking the arrogance to the next level on Instagram, it's impressive how someone who is already a potent narc can still increase their level of egotistical bollocks.

The obese cunt is even going as far as to claim she has a 130+ IQ. Hamber, you most likely have a much lower than average IQ, please choose slightly more feasible lies to tell the world.
What is it about Insta that brings out the absolute worst in her?

Daily uploading isn't her ''vibe'' anymore. In other words, she can't be bothered to put in anymore ''work'' because her views are too low, she's already in the process of losing what little Youtube career she had. It's beautiful.

This poor excuse for a human being is so bitter and useless, she can't even see what a good thing she had going, having a platform and the means to do pretty much anything she wanted and this is what it's come down to.
Dwindling views, a fake relationship, no family, no friends, significantly less money, horrific health and nobody caring about what she has to say.
 
She is going to repeat the old cycle of not really uploading in January. Back then 100,000 would tune in easy with bated breath but not now. A lot of the Amber board has migrated to Alicia Doherty who is a fucking goldmine of milk. For a few months, I have been waiting for her to take off and so far she has been amazing.

Amber is currently less relevant to even Chantal and the stupid cunt is going to nose-dive the channel of her own volition.

Love that for you boo boo
 
dfranki723 said:
The obese cunt is even going as far as to claim she has a 130+ IQ. Hamber, you most likely have a much lower than average IQ, please choose slightly more feasible lies to tell the world.
What is it about Insta that brings out the absolute worst in her?
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She's doing herself a disservice by reading what we have to say here. We're the only ones that can hit these over-the-mark egokiller (YT and Reddit will demontize and ban) that hurt to the point of where she ends up picking the exact questions that happen to explain why she only looks stupid or why no one believes Jade bought her own Jordans. She gets 300 questions yet she only ever answers the ones "rumored" here or ones where she gets to narc abuse you with perpetual self-righteous indignation.
 
dfranki723 said:
She's taking the arrogance to the next level on Instagram, it's impressive how someone who is already a potent narc can still increase their level of egotistical bollocks.
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It is even more impressive when you know she is talking about increasing her viewership next year.

dfranki723 said:
The obese cunt is even going as far as to claim she has a 130+ IQ. Hamber, you most likely have a much lower than average IQ, please choose slightly more feasible lies to tell the world.
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At least she is consistent with her lies. The 130+ IQ is on par with her 3.9 GPA. Unfortunately, reading teen novels, doing legos and playing with Play-Doh, breaks the illusion.

dfranki723 said:
Daily uploading isn't her ''vibe'' anymore. In other words, she can't be bothered to put in anymore ''work'' because her views are too low, she's already in the process of losing what little Youtube career she had. It's beautiful.
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I am not sure if anyone that would tell her workplace that she is not coming to work because it is not her "vibe" today would keep her job for very long. With all the postings in December, Amber had only 1.469M views. This is pitiful compared to a few years ago. If she wants to maintain her income, she cannot take anytime off after New Year.

dfranki723 said:
Dwindling views, a fake relationship, no family, no friends, significantly less money, horrific health and nobody caring about what she has to say.
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I can't imagine Jade seeing a future with her as she is so toxic and refuse to better herself. The only money Jade is saving is to move out of Lexington.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
At least she is consistent with her lies. The 130+ IQ is on par with her 3.9 GPA. Unfortunately, reading teen novels, doing legos and playing with Play-Doh, breaks the illusion.
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I wish I ss'd it since I assumed someone else was going to do it but in one of her tell-on-herself sessions she said something along the lines of it not being that big of a deal because it was out of a 5.0 GPA. I suppose she went to a very special school.
 
Haha, Big Brain Amber with her 130 IQ and her 3.9 GPA - who also eats Vicks VapoRub. :lunacy:

All of the (likely Facebook) IQ test results in the world are meaningless if in practice you can't function on the most basic level without a 24/7 tard wrangler gorlfriend watching over you. When would Amber have even had access to a real IQ test? I highly doubt they would have bothered with one in foster care. Actually, I take that back. Considering stuff she's claimed to have done as a child - including eating a piece of meth she found on the sidewalk, I would assume at least SOME intellectual testing occured during her intake.

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Indeed. In fact, MG,W could go toe to toe with David Goggins and leave him gasping for air, I bet.

Remember when Hamber said she wanted to make losing weight 'her job" and that she wanted to have her entire focus be on that? That lasted about as long as anything does in the hamberverse, so I think a different idea is in order: food.

"Now wait, Sitch," you may say. "You know as well as anyone that food is already her hobby."

Indeed I do. But I mean for it to be her job. Her actual, primary job.

I've spent quite a long time today watching people eat food (Raina Huang, Matt Stonie, some Korean slip of a girl called G-NI, etc.) and it is their job. I would love it Hamber did the same.

First, she sucks at everything but spending money frivolously and eating. So this would play to one of her strengths.

Second, the whole point of this type of endeavor is to eat as much food as possible, which she of course can do, at plaes wiith all you can eat something (buff-ettes, endless plates of some food, etc.). In eating competitions, there's a time limit to consume as much x in y time - and we all know one of Hamber's guiding philosophies is that if you eat faster, you get more.

Third, she doesn't have to dive poop bun first into the deep end. By that, I mean she doesn't have to go right into competitive eating. She could start by going to AYCE places locally, and take on some of the local food challenges as well: a six pound burger and fries, an entire giant pizza, a five pound seafood boil, seven pounds of bbq - I have seen these very things today,

Fourth: training. Not joaquin a mile, no - the aforementioned AYCE item, yes. Just to get used to eating even past the point of good sense or discomfort. She would be then be able to work her way up to competitive eating: 10 wings in one sitting. 20 wings in one sitting. 30 wings in one sitting. And so forth. Then she could turn to starting to eat against time. 10 wings in five minutes, then 20 wings. 30 wings in 10 minutes, then 40. You get the idea. The AYCE step just lays the foundation for this. When she's good at her training, she could then start taking on some of the challenges in the local food milieu there in Lexington.

Fifth: the videos of these things would bring money in like she had a magical, money-shitting unicorn. She would be making serious bank.

Hamber: get cracking on that. Show the world where your strength really lies.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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:optimistic: :optimistic: :optimistic: Honestly, despite her obsession with food, I think she'd even fail at this. First of all, these competitive eaters all have personalities - as well as BASIC TABLE MANNERS (though to be fair, Beard can get a little gross - especially in his older videos). During challenges Tzuyang, Eric the Electric, Katrina Eats Kilos, Beard vs Food, and Matt Stonie all chew with their mouth closed, and don't make O-faces and gross noises every time they eat something. Even during timed challenges when most of the manners go out the window, they still aren't quite as gross as Amber. They also don't regularily cry about their mentals or how shitty their audiences are in their videos or on social media. Tzuyang actually seems to have a dedicated team of trolls after her, yet she is still very polite on social media and is super sweet to the people that run into her when she's out filming.

Second, they also have to have SOME discipline - and I don't mean in regulating food intake during non-competition days (as Amber has no intention of losing her deathfat status). She's so pathological that she'd flake on a competition/challenge because of 'her mentulz', or because she just 'didn't feel like' eating whatever specific food was part of the challenge that day. Look at her carrying on about taking the tiniest bite of takoyaki (when her teeny nibble was only getting the fried batter and not even touching the octapus). She'd complain she doesn't like the brand of hotdogs in the challenge (as meat 'creeps' her out), or the 'texture' of the buns after having to dunk then in water. And SHE DOESN'T EVEN *LIKE* PIZZA!

Amber should see if National Geographic pays good money:
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"Whenever I take an IQ test" lawl, if you aren't paying a psychologist a lot of money to admininster a very long and somewhat controversial exam, you haven't taken a real IQ test.

Bet that when Amber gets to the end of her exam she downloads all the malware packs and etcetera they want her to before giving her "results"

Though I would love to see her attempt something that should be very manageable for a genius level IQ. Maybe a second language? Calculus? Anything? Finish any book? We dream.
 
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the weeknd warrior said:
I wish I ss'd it since I assumed someone else was going to do it but in one of her tell-on-herself sessions she said something along the lines of it not being that big of a deal because it was out of a 5.0 GPA. I suppose she went to a very special school.
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I think she said “a 3.9 isn’t a big deal when I graduated next to people who had like 4.5”
Or something like that
 
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