quitting vlogmas, makeup declutter, & what meds I take 
vlogmas day 18 - Dec 18, 2022
There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. - Peter Drucker
Hamber doesn't "declutter" efficiently, either. What then? - Me
I will never cease to be amazed at the sheer quantity of crap she buys and hoards. MG,W knew exactly what to do to get Ham to invite her in, too: buy her shit she doesn't need and that's entirely useless, like green roses and a giant teddy bear. And more mini brand crap she'll look at like a brain-damaged three year old, rubbing her grubby paws all over them. Then she'll throw them in a container and chuck them somewhere, never to be seen again until it's time to - yep - declutter. Again.
Hey Ham, you know the easy way to not have to unload your shitty things to Goodwill? Stop buying so much. There you go: problem solved.
Enough stalling, Sitch, get the fuck back in the game.
Stupid intro. I had half a mind to count the number of times these two teenagers said any variation of the word "babe" in her vlogmas crap. Then I caught myself and reminded me that I have a lot of things to do, so we'll just call it a billion trillion times and that about covers it.
Another thing I noticed, making my way through one shit video after another, is that she almost invariably starts the vlog with a hi of some sort followed by "SO" (most often) or "Okay". I even went backwards on her timeline into previous years, selecting random videos and found this to be true.
We begin by Ham showing off some earrings a subscriber sent her. Three pairs, in fact, that she wants to wear three days in a row. Hey, subbie, how about not sending her more physical bullshit to hoard. Especially earrings, JFC, you watch the channel, you clearly know how many she has already. Says she is wearing a "cozy pink" thing and has "blue" on her eyes to match (the earrings, I presume, although I'm not seeing much blue on the eyeshadow front - way to go, LazyGrammarLynn). Puts them on, blah blah. So excited!
It's third grade arts and crafts time! The puffball xmas trees she and MG,W did are next. Her poll between MG,W's tree and hers ended in her winning! Yes! When I look for validation of my work, I also post "Do you like me? Yes/No" poll. Personally, I think both look idiotic. But I suppose this makes up for her earlier loss in Camp Crafts.
NEXT STATION, IRONY! GATE IRONY, NEXT STATION!
Hsmber goes back in time to look at the ghosts of vlogmas past, wondering if she's ever completed one, because "people keep saying" she has never done so. She points out that she did, in fact, complete vlogmas from 2013 through 2017, shitlords! So there! And she isn't quitting this year's, so suck it! Maybe the reason some people haven't seen you complete one is because they only stumbled in between 2017 and 2018 and missed that, so the ones they've seen end in you deciding to quit. That is when your channel of fail really took off. She points out all the reasons 2018 and forward are because of health or muh mentalz. There's nothing better than excuses! So, haydurs, you're WRONG about her never finishing a vlogmas, so there, as she points to the five year gap.
My turn: how come you get to go back x years to point out something, but everyone else - pointing out problematic behavior and speech of yours in the past - gets a snotty "That was x years ago!" in response? Irony! Hypocrisy!
She is not quitting vlogmas, you guise. We'll see, Ham, we'll see.
More baby talk bullshit. Exchange of gifts, because we can't just wait until xmas to open them. Adidas sliders, that she's "nervous" about, just like everything else in her life.
Gingerbread houses. Board game. Stupid crosstalk with MG,W offscreen, of course. Just show her, FFS. We know who she is. Maybe that's our gift for getting through her interminable housebound vlogmas.
Necklace extender didn't arrive, boo, so she can't wear her stupid B necklace MG,W gave her. Ugly ass ghetto font.
Twinky! Rarity! Too bad Hamber can't shut her fucking yap.
Meds: Zoloft! Lamictal! Those are the only drugs I take, y'all! Until you have to get the next round of antibiotics for your illnesses you "never get".
Book update: uninformative.
Laundry: Just to prove to the haydurs she can do laundry with her TRex arms. I guess we can draw the conclusion that previously, when she claimed not to be able to do these things, she was just lazy or lying. In the spirit of multitasking, I will say both. Covered that. Moving on!
Playdoh: yes, you're a toddler. Skip.
"I have been hearing a lot about" FOMO, she claims, also claiming that she doesn't know what it is. Can you stop lying just for a nanosecond, please? No one believes this. You caused your own missing out by eating your way to 600+ pounds. Good job.
Decluttering: STOP BUYING SHIT! If you have to declutter on a regular basis, that means there's something wrong with you. you keep buying crap and then flinging it somewhere, destroying the cleaning and organizing done during the last declutter. Most people would learn a lesson from this after going through it a bazillion times. Not Hamber, though. She plows forward ever the same from day to day and year to year, spending and throwing away the same things time after time after time. Know what you could do instead? Save that money and put it toward the WLS you don't want and will never get. Then again, if she stopped buying shit, it would cut out at least a quarter of content for her - content that would be easily replaced if she would just do something outside the "luxery" apartment, but alas, that would require more effort, and less "Ow, my leg!"
It's makeup this round, again. Something something false eyelashes. Psst, Ham. Those fake eyelashes look like caterpillars on your fat face piggy eyes.
ASMR: another attempt at lazy content. Aw, she's doing it because people say they enjoy it, totally not because she doesn't have to stir or disturb herself in any real way that would involve restricting her diet or expending even a single erg.
That's it! She hopes that we enjoyed it - we did not - and she threatens that she will see us again tomorrow.
Stupid outro.
