🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She's crying like she cant believe shes about to ruin her keto and eat cookies but that package looks basically fucking empty already.
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Bibbity Bobbity said:
If you wanna see an example in action (non-Slappy) here it is from the A&E series Heavy, in 2011:

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Rickywayne left quite an impression on me over a decade ago. He starts out here north of 550 lbs, which is Amber sized.

At around 5:55, Rickywayne starts talking about his leaky laygs. Lymph leaks open and freely at the point of least resistance. The color of his lower legs are red to purple.

Ain't nobody kissing on Amber's leaky laygs unless it's twu wuv or a long con.
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I'm only replying to this because my struggle is different than Hamber's and not self-induced due to FAT and sheer gluttony.

What I experience is the same due to venous reflux disease at 67 years old. I'm 6ft 5 inches and 225 ellbees. It's a long way from my heart to my feet and making that blood trek back up to my heart to refresh. The blood pools, not that different than lymphedema due to valve failure within the veins themselves. They can't lock the upflow back the heart anymore, so blood gets stale in your lower extremities and creates the same shit as lymph/lid dema.

Keeping your legs elevated (hard to do when you're still a working turd that doesn't sit on the couch and collect disability all day while watching the View and Judge Judy or building Lego sets and journalin' and Tik the fucking Toking) is a slight respite other than staying in firm compression which is what this ignorant fucking Heffalump should have been doing for years now before lymph fat folded over her ankles.

No mercy here. NONE. I didn't eat myself into her current state, which she ignores. The ONLY thing I did is grow old gracefully and recognize da fuck is going on and have professionals help me deal with this shit.

Oh Hamber... the woes that await you. Cry now. Here, ya wanna a fucking cookie? All better now, even though ya ate three packages?

Get fucked.
 
Fucking ridiculous bitch. I'm not watching her giant ass do some ice cream taste test. I'll wait for an intrepid reee-capper with a subtle death wish takes the hit.

You brave Kiwis who do that for us wusses are priceless. 💖
 
Another boring fucking vlog where this lazy cunt sits on her gigantic ass, eats ice cream on camera and talks about how hard it's been to be on keto.

Poop bun is back and bitch is looking as big as ever. Love that for her.
 
Surprise. Keto is "not working" for Amber in the same way it "didn't work" for Dead Jen. She's very swollen you guys.

You know Amber is back to fatting the fuck up when she dons The Choker. She thinks (lol) it separates her fat fucking head from her fat fucking body and gives her a neck.
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StrawberryDouche said:
Surprise. Keto is "not working" for Amber in the same way it "didn't work" for Dead Jen. She's very swollen you guys.

You know Amber is back to fatting the fuck up when she dons The Choker. She thinks (lol) it separates her fat fucking head from her fat fucking body and gives her a neck.
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Yikes. Her face is huge, but I thought the girl/specialist, told her that her face was thin (😂) because she doesn't have lipadema/lymphedema in her face. Amber will say that specialist misdiagnosed her, and she totally has it in her face and neck now.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
Yikes. Her face is huge, but I thought the girl/specialist, told her that her face was thin (😂) because she doesn't have lipadema/lymphedema in her face. Amber will say that specialist misdiagnosed her, and she totally has it in her face and neck now.
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She's going to have her ""psychologist"" talk to her lipedema specialist about this keto nonsense, which is Very Triggering for Amber, and makes her want to binge.

RIP keto era.
 
Sorry, gorls, the Livestream ate my liquor supply. I still have 40 minutes left to go. I will hit the package store today after voting and get it done. And if her newest video isn't reeeecapped by the end of tomorrow, I'll see about getting to that one, too.

Damn it, gorls, I'm an alcoholic, not an AL fan. It's impossible to do this without sweet booze coating my bones.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Surprise. Keto is "not working" for Amber in the same way it "didn't work" for Dead Jen. She's very swollen you guys.
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U guise have to ruhleyes... that Amber told us for years that keto doesn't work. No one understands nutrition like she does; not us, the therapy "girl", and not even the snake-oil selling keto fraud doctor. Our gorl is truly a marvel of medical science.

(either that or she's bingeeeen and cryeeen cos her former bestie Chantal managed to be a dainty bride before her (:_( )
 
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Lol at Jade ‘blind tasting’ the ice cream and guessing which flavor is which.

Because telling coffee and mint ice cream apart requires you to look at them.
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I see you've never witnessed a morbidly obese person eat in person. They do not taste or even chew much, they swallow ASAP, even with the ENORMOUS bites. They do it so quickly they gulp down air, a maw of wet hell vacuuming down half gummed, bear-sized bolus of mushy solids. Then the next giant bite comes as the esophagus begs in desperation for mercy, only paused by the occasional explosive belch of gas returning to insure the stretched stomach will be filled to maximum capacity. That's what gets me, they desperately crave x, y, and z, but it barely touches the tongue. It's a purely psychological need to know x, y, and z are consumed and the need to feel that "overstuffed" pain they associate with "fullness".

Of course she thinks a blind taste test is difficult challenge, she doesn't fucking know mint or coffee have unique tastes. Those are just sugar and fats to her system, and give me ice cream!!!! to her brain.
 
Looking like a pile of shit Hamber. Your fat ass is giving Peter Griffin vibes yet again.

I see people are still trying to give her advice, because clearly she's finally going to take it.

My God, the blotchy red ''muh life hard'' face.

Ugh. Can't have an ''honest'' talk without pushing the bipolar/depression/anxiety/medicals/something hard is happening in my life guys/triggers! This boring cunt is just ridiculous. Is she pretending that pathetic little TikTok didn't happen or is this vlog from a different time period? Christ, it's all so bland.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Surprise. Keto is "not working" for Amber in the same way it "didn't work" for Dead Jen. She's very swollen you guys.

You know Amber is back to fatting the fuck up when she dons The Choker. She thinks (lol) it separates her fat fucking head from her fat fucking body and gives her a neck.
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She sure knows how to pick some good angles. Just aim right at the gullet

StrawberryDouche said:
She's going to have her ""psychologist"" talk to her lipedema specialist about this keto nonsense, which is Very Triggering for Amber, and makes her want to binge.
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She doesn't have BED no matter how badly she wants it. She's a lazy fatty who just wants to eat her garbage and not have to think about it. She can cry MuH mEnTaLz all she wants but really, she just doesn't want to have to stop. Same boring ass story it always is.

dfranki723 said:
Can't have an ''honest'' talk without pushing the excuses!
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FIFY
 
I gotcha, @Diet Coke 4 Life. You may need to ration that new supply for when Amber does more 'relapse' videos.

When we last tuned in to see our ambiguously gay duo, Keto Qween and The Brooklyn Brawler were involved in an undercover sting, disguising themselves as a resident and her care attendant during craft time at a facility for exceptional individuals. BUT, unbeknownst to the villianous haydur scum, Amber was merely pretending to be retarded. And now for the next episode: "I hate keto, honest talk, ice cream taste test | vlog" (alternate title: More lies; more excuses; MOAR CARBS!!)

HOLY FUCK!! LOCAL 58 HAS TAKEN OVER THE BROADCAST! LOOK AWAY- Oh, shit, nevermind. False alarm. Hi Amber!

LEGO UPDATE! "She's lookin' good... you should watch my Halloween livestream". Had a ton of fun with costume and makeup. Not a LEGO update. Another false alarm.

People ask if she's gotten keto farts from Keto. No, and neither did Feline. "Doesn't happen to everybody". No, especially not to people who aren't actually following keto properly. Talks about poop.

RARITY!!! "SQUEEK!!" She's a cutie-patootie. You notice Rarity seems to be around the camera whenever we don't see/hear Ja'Phonie in the background? I'm sure she's just gone out for another pack of cigarettes... but shouldn't she have been back by now?...

FOOD!!! Leftover dog food. Wait no, she's explaining... "Spam... cauliflower... fried rice. I should have done a little recipe". Naw, we're good. Threatens to make it again. It's the usual ingredients - no explaination needed. Way to keep sodium at level 9000 while slamming your system with carbs.

FOOD!!! Ice Cream taste test. Rebel Keto ice cream. 5 PINTS, but Amber needed something sweet.
Coffee-chip: "mmmm..." Fat dance. Tasty.
Mint: "omygah...mmmhm". Even better.
PB Caramel Chip: "Woah!! What the heck?!"
Triple Chocolate: "mmmm..." might be #1 fav.
Salted Caramel: "yep...these slap".
This was to PREVENT herself from 'a binge'. Faline seemed to struggle to tell the difference during a blind taste test. Maybe Amber's boasts about smexy-time with Ja'Phonie aren't 100% fabricated. Amber reads bullshit advertising on package for filler.

Jumpcut!! End of the night. Amber cooked every meal during her keto journey herself, and it's a big deal for her. Then mentioned that "if I didn't cook it, Feline did". So now the goal post has moved, and the success is no take-out during the keto journey. None of this is new. Amber starts a new diet; Amber eats slop made at home; Amber quits to eat different slop. Who cares? Talks about Ja'Phonie's cabbage. This segment is just 'sticking it to the haydurs' and trying to prove she didn't lie about stupid shit. Nothing here has any value

Ja'Phonie started cooking for Amber, because she knew the Keto Queen wanted to binge and was trying to help. Amazing how everyone works harder at your diets than you do, Amber. More double-speak nonsense: 'freeing', 'satisfying' and 'really nice' to make all of her meals herself, but her mentals and the binge monster was making it impossible for her.

Now she starts listing excuses, too lazy to even describe them. "Fixing my medicine, working on my depression, my bipolar, my anxiety, binging, keto is so different, my mediculz are crazy" - is almost a verbatim quote. She's running low on energy and has to 'sweat it out' and 'journal it out' until her next psych appointment. Doesn't want to do keto anymore. Of course not, because it doesn't involve eating as much of whatever you want, whenever you want. She's feeling more swollen than usual. No, Amber, that's just FAT you're feeling. You're more FAT than usual right now. Plans to have her HAES 'girl' talk to her 'lipedema' girl to set her straight about this icky restrictive eating bullshit. Suddenly cares about her 'binge eating disorder', thinking we've all forgotten that earlier this year she quit that to focus on weight loss.

Hints to binging on pork rinds, but calls it 'over eating a tiny bit'. Sure. The mountain of pork rinds tell a different story.

"I'm willing to put in the work" HAHAHAHAHA!! OMG, that's up there with "little skeleton inside of me".

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
What Amber is clumsily describing is what's referred to as 'White Knuckling'. It's when you sit and dwell on the situation without actually CHANGING wtf is wrong with YOU. Hiding from your issues by writing out and constantly rehashing bad shit (and dwelling or blaming others without creating plans to move forward), does nothing but strengthen these negative self-talk scripts and programming. Filling your time with constant distractions (rather than building new neural pathways, and creating positive programming) does nothing to fix the problem. No one has abused you as badly as you continue to abuse yourself. And, there is no one in existence obligated to bear the burdens you create. STOP IT. GET SOME HELP.

TL;DR: RARITY!!! Local 58 Jumpscare. "Food(?)". Keto ice cream. Excuses for why she's too unique for Keto. Mentulz.

Does Amber show us her closely guarded family secret recipe of spam rice? Does Amber elaborate on her poop schedule? Will Ja'Phonie EVER return from buying that pack of cigarettes? For the answers to these questions, tune in next time! Same FAT Time! Same FAT Channel!
 
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