🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[low sodium]

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[Thumb Butler]

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I can believe that "I Want Candy" was her favorite song.

 

[lol cow supreme]

JFC can you imagine? So, is it like clear fluid like water or more pus ? Is it sticky? Is it a lot? Nope! I can’t
And that was the leg situation 5-6 years ago!

The "weeping" or leaking is called "lymphorrhea" and the fluid is desribed as being amber in color. You must bandage your leg (or other weeping limbs/areas) with a high absorbency bandage. Her leggings must be putrid, soaked with it. I wonder how bad it would be if she wore any other color than black...

Spoiler: Used Leaky Bandage

 

[dfranki723]

That TikTok, holy shit.

If anyone needs anymore proof that this cunt does NOT have any kind of binge eating problem, this is it. Nobody with an eating disorder would put this shit online. Can you picture a bulimic posting videos of themselves vomiting? Fuck me.
This is one of her worst shows of ''me me me me me me me, my life is suuuper hard, im so troubled, RelaApsIING, please kiss my ass, I NEED ATTENTION''.

It's so easy for her to make her face bright red to mimic strong emotions, I hope this convinces her audience to stop believing her ''breakdowns''. A red face and the forced tears do not equal real emotion.
You're gross Hamber. No-one wants to see a Fatty fake crying, pretending to ''relapse'' (as if she even understands the term) and stuff your moon face with cookies.
Do we think Wipey was sat on the other side of the room egging her cash cow on? Or maybe there is trouble in paradise so this is a shameless guilt trip.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

LMAO Mrs Chantal Marie Salah Al Whatever is out here living her best life beezin' all the way to Kuwait to marry the refugee of her dreams and give us Burger King mookbongs, and Amber can't even get Wipey to show her black ass on camera.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Her arms are constantly covered in bruises. Are those hickeys too, Amber?

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Bahahahaha. Why does she even have that junk in the house. Look at that blubber jiggle.

https://www.tiktok.com/@rarityycat/video/7162723192241671470?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7130036193880426030

Gosh, who could have guessed ol' tubby would have a hard time with keto?

 

[reinhold]

Bahahahaha. Why does she even have that junk in the house. Look at that blubber jiggle.

https://www.tiktok.com/@rarityycat/video/7162723192241671470?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7130036193880426030

Christ, could she at least have a melodramatic existential crisis over some Pepperidge Farm Nantuckets or something? Maybe a fistfull of Tate's? Those repulsive packaged Milk Bar cookies if she wants to keep the bougie facade? Fucking standards, Al.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

So, when we last tuned in to watch our Dynamic Duo, Keto-Qween (mild-mannered Amberlynn Reid) was playing with childrens collectibles, eating a mountain of pork rinds, and marvelling about the concept of a skeleton inside of a beach ball. Her faithful sidekick, The Brooklyn Brawler (gorl-wonder "Ja'Phonie" (J.F.o.N.Y)) had run out to buy a pack of American Spirits and had not yet returned. And now for our next episode: "halloween festivities!!! & a little gf shopping behind the scenes | vlog" (alternate title: Amber sits on her ass and rambles into the camera about shit she's talked about a thousand times before).

Spoiler: halloween festivities!!! & a little gf shopping behind the scenes | vlog

"Hello, Hello". I guess we're still channelling WilLo Davis.

Going to start adding dates to videos until Vlogmas. "Videos have been up to speed" and claims they have been since the dangleen ankle, but also mentions it's currently October 30th - so we're once again viewing videoes out of order or she's behind by nearly a week. Dressed up as that green eyeball monster from Monsters Inc, but not feeling the 'makeup molment'.

Shows the LEGO globe. Wants another set, but can't because it's Christmas, so her money is going to presents for others (Ja'Phonie's Christmas Bonus and retention pay). Nothing interesting with the globe content, so I went on Lego.com to check out some prices:
$269.99 Nintendo Entertainment System
$399.99 Grand Piano
$249.99 Typewriter
$299.99 Home Alone
$249.99 World Map (that she started but never finished)
$229.99 Globe
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Total: $1,699.94 (Oh, and the LEGO Titanic is $679.99)

Says that she'll be collabing with a YouTuber for Vlogmas. Sorry, Amber, but striking/threatening to strike channels that you have no intention of taking to court isn't called a 'collab'. Answers phone during the video. Maybe it's Ja'Phonie telling her the last store didn't have her American Spirits, so she's going to be out later than expected? Oh nevermind, Ja'Phonie is doing Amber's shopping and just checking in. Becky-training coming in nicely. Spine-removal surgery when?

Amber's clearing her instram account for a 'fresh start', so she needs posterboard to create a giant shrine to herself before she does. She declares this another 'therapeutic' activity. I find it interesting how much of her day she's filled with these 'therapeutic' activities: Scratch art, journalling, collectibles, videogames, her new shrine, LEGO, sessions with a Psychiatrist, sessions with a 'Psychologist', reading, etc. And STILL not a SINGLE effective coping mechanism developed in over a year of this 'therapy'. It's almost as if those aren't 'therapies', but rather useless 'distractions'. SO WEIRD.

Okay, we're jumping to another topic mid-sentence. Holy Fuck, Amber. Instead of spending all of your time doing 'therapeutic' journaling, spend some fucking time doing 'therapeutic' video scripting. "Freaking CRIED" after doing first writing prompt from Rupi Kaur's book... TRAUMA!!!! Dunno, maybe this is the shit that you should be mentioning to your psychiatrist/psychologist/'the girl' instead of bitching to them about meanies on the internet, and then using your trauma as a bullshit writing prompt for a budget Walmart book. Ja'Phonie keeps phoning and interrupting. You know Amber, you don't have to keep EVERY SECOND of video you record in your vlogs - that's where the term 'cutting room floor' comes from. Insert obligitory 'I need to fix my sleeping schedule' nonsense. Sleeps 6-8 hours per night; yet also has insomnia. This vlog is a rambling, disjointed mess.

UNBOXING!!: So excited!!! Poster boards and markers. Doesn't know if she has it in her to do this project she spent the first half of this video rambling about.

FOOD!!: Stirfry chicken sausage with brocolli, white onion, scallions, soy sauce, and sriracha.

OUTFIT OF THE DAY!!: Eyeball guy from Monsters Inc. The shirt is actually a dress.

PAINTING PUMPKINS!!!: Not real pumpkins, foam ones. Hopes she has the right stuff to do the craft, oh NO! Pulls out a ton of elementary school art supplies. Shows us her painting the pumpkin... in real time. This is literally watching paint dry.

[Boolean Bitch should have used the SKIP here. Boolean Bitch was stupid. Don't be like Boolean Bitch.]

Ja'Phonie is doing a Naruto theme - I stand by my original comment about the Becky training. Amber's pumpkin looks like absolute ASS, but it's actually not her fault. She tried to use the really watery, low pigment paint set instead of the higher pigment paint set that Ja'Phonie was using. The problem could have been corrected by wiping off the pumpkin, then starting again with the other paint. Instead, Amber quits, because quitting is easier than fixing the mistake and trying again.

UNBOXING!!: Same 'molment' as the Mini-Brands, but added to this vlog. Chucky themed mystery balls: sticker, silicone bracelet, magnet, keychain, eraser, shoelaces, pin, zipper pull, and a patch. "So random!" I believe the word you're looking for is 'trash'.

-- THANKS FOR WATCHING --

TL;DR: Typical ramblings. Muh trauma! Muh sleep schedule! Unboxing tat! FOOD! Dress as a shirt! Failing a grade 5 craft. VLOGMAS IS GO!!

Will Amber show us her completed shrine? Is Amber still peeing? Does Amber fix her sleep schedule? When does Ja'Phonie go to court? To find the answers, tune in next time. Same FAT time. Same FAT channel.

Oh, and I just saw Ambo's TikTok on Apathetic Faxx's channel. HAHAHA! Right on schedule, she fabricates an I'm-going-through-something situation type deal to hide from the backlash about mocking Merc's dangleen heart. How DARE you come after me regarding her tiny heart attack... I RELAPSED ON A COOKIE!! LOOK AT MY RED FACE AND THE ANGUISH!! (And ignore that I carefully set up the camera and had Jade fetch me the cookies before, and then that I editted and added music to it before uploading). Holy fuck, just go back to striking channels; that shit's WAAAY funnier. Or maybe get stranded on a broken-down scootypuff again. Or an escalator - OMG DO THAT ONE!

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

That TikTok, holy shit.

I didn't even realize, till I watched it again, those cookies are almost gone before she puts more down her gullet. So much for her saying how easy keto had been. I have no idea how she can film this stuff and upload it? I would die of embarrassment before I got to push post.

 

[Smiling with air]

To have a “relapse” you have to have a time away from your drug of choice. Going three days and then stuffing a box of cookies down your maw, isn’t a relapse, it’s a lack of self-discipline.

Like what’s been said a thousand times no one gleefully puts videos on tiktok pretending to be emotional as they are fighting their addiction. She is a glutton. That acting was abysmal.

 

[FatalTater]

Missing from that tiktok video -
The beginning where the 31 year old adult baby gleefully sets up the camera so she can pretend to be upset doing something that will affect literally no one but herself, health-wise.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

That tiktok is recycled btw she uploaded one literally beat for beat but a different version of the same song a year or 2 ago.

In the end her and Eugenia are the same person just opposite ends.

 

[marjoram]

Yup, I remember the old one.

I adore the bad acting though. That was some Plan 9 from Outer Space kinda crap.
Although FatAl realistically belongs more in The Blob.

 

[lottalove]

That tiktok is recycled btw she uploaded one literally beat for beat but a different version of the same song a year or 2 ago.

In the end her and Eugenia are the same person just opposite ends.

At first I thought it was an old video, as I saw Kate Winslet's edit first. The whole irony of her cryeen in her cookies while Chantal marries to be married - struck me later.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

I didn't even realize, till I watched it again, those cookies are almost gone before she puts more down her gullet.

Looks like Chewy Chips Ahoy! If you're gonna eat refined carbs and throw any progress away, I would hope you'd get something decent. Relapse, my ass.

If you're trying (ha) to save your life, don't have garbage in the house.

I have no idea how she can film this stuff and upload it? I would die of embarrassment before I got to push post.

Noooo shaaaame. I swear, I can hear Jade on the side: "OK, look up as if you're not agnostic. Look like you're thinking! Look at the cookies that are more important than your health. Pretend you're thinking about not eating them." If it was a vid from years ago, I also wouldn't be surprised. Nothing changes.

 

[Shade For Days]

That TikTok, holy shit.

If anyone needs anymore proof that this cunt does NOT have any kind of binge eating problem, this is it. Nobody with an eating disorder would put this shit online. Can you picture a bulimic posting videos of themselves vomiting? Fuck me.
This is one of her worst shows of ''me me me me me me me, my life is suuuper hard, im so troubled, RelaApsIING, please kiss my ass, I NEED ATTENTION''.

It's so easy for her to make her face bright red to mimic strong emotions, I hope this convinces her audience to stop believing her ''breakdowns''. A red face and the forced tears do not equal real emotion.
You're gross Hamber. No-one wants to see a Fatty fake crying, pretending to ''relapse'' (as if she even understands the term) and stuff your moon face with cookies.
Do we think Wipey was sat on the other side of the room egging her cash cow on? Or maybe there is trouble in paradise so this is a shameless guilt trip.

My theory on that tik tok is that Wipey left her for a bit - to go home, or traveling for a lawsuit or whatever, and Hamber made this video to make Wipey feel bad. Like, "look what you made me do when you left me alone. This is all your fault!"

Jesus Christ was that Tik Tok cringe. I agree - that was not binge eating disorder. People with binge eating disorder hide their binges & would never set up their camera to record themselves binging & crying. That was a pathetic act. Idk why but I just have this feeling that it was aimed at Wipey to make her feel guilty for something.... If it is not that then it is even more pathetic that she did this with Wipey sitting in that condo watching this performance.

edit - spelling

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

JFC can you imagine? So, is it like clear fluid like water or more pus ? Is it sticky? Is it a lot? Nope! I can’t
And that was the leg situation 5-6 years ago!

It can become sticky as it dries as you lose some protein in the fluid (think of how hard it is to clean a bowl that had egg white in it that dried).

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Yanno, I'd rather watch a fentayl addict shove a needle in their arm and die on TikTok than whatever that fake-ass 600 lb. blubberfest was about. Disgusting. Who exactly does she think she's fooling?

 

[TC-P]

If the Tik-Tok proves anything she can pretend cry somewhat realistically at a drop of a hat.