🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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caffeinated_pirate said:
Wait, wait, are her legs really LEAKING?

My god. My GOD.
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I don't know if she's ever admitted to that but when you have the degree of lymphedema she clearly has, way more likely than not you're constantly oozing & leaking fluid because of the enormous pressure. Doesn't that sound delightful?
 
Hello, gorls!! I'm not sure I've ever seen Amber so fucking happy as when she got a lipedema diagnosis. Maybe when she got her BK chicken sammidge and cheesy totz.

She told us what she HEARD from the lipedema doc. Which is not at all what was said to her. Dr. Genius was treated to a lovely story how Amber eats 1700 calories a day and gains weight! Her whole life!!!!!

Follow up physical therapy, that costs $$$, not in the ER? And is a leeetle uncomfortable? Heh.
 
Clown Baby said:
I feel like I need to point out that the diagnosis Amber has claimed to have gotten is Lipedema, not Lymphedema. Her laygs, specifically the ankle ball and obvious foot deformity she has had since at least 2013 is indicative of Lymphedema, but she is stating that this random new doctor diagnosed her with Lipedema, which is not the same thing.
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Either way, she is going to use this "diagnosis" as a further excuse to never lose weight. She had obvious evidence of this health problem back in 2013 when she lost the famous 89 lbs, but now it's the reason she can't lose weight, even after bragging about losing 100 lbs on ozempic.
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Amber said she has "a little bit of lymphedema but what she really has is lipodema." Amber has bolth. Her lymph system is fucky already which is part of the reason she holds onto so much fluid and also part of why when she was losing weight we saw it in her upper half and not her lower half. Both dema need special care taken to slow the progression but since amber clearly isnt wrapping her arms and laygs it will continue to get worse. Even if the collapsed lung situation type deal really was pneumonia shes retaining fluid in other parts of her body. It doesnt matter if shes lying or telling the truth because either outcome is terrible.
Fluid should never be in unfluid areas. Period.

Also idk why lymph massage hurt really bad allegedly because lymph massage shouldnt hurt at all. If it does either the massage therapist was hurting her and didnt care (not likely at all) or her laygs are so fucked up from constant infections and the skin is near capacity it may burst open (happens when the dema gets bad enough). Her skin must be so fucked up. She must be at stage 3 or 4 and thats getting into losing a limb territory. She better not be fucking lying about it because lymph massage is like one step or two below palliative care for dying people.
Shes not wrapping them, shes reluctantly going on a low carb diet while claiming to be on keto jokingly (keto queen) and shes just absolutely livid about not being able to shovel carbs into her face on a daily basis.
She doesnt have the luxury of time anymore and it shows.
 
When she was gleefully reporting her new diagnosis of FAT, she was smugly telling us that this is why she gains six pounds just by riding in a car, as is she absorbs fat through the air like a sponge. Like, no Amber, it's just the water from your head moving down and swelling your legs after eating six pounds of beef jerky.

She is so hilariously stupid.
 
Bibbity Bobbity said:
Hello, gorls!! I'm not sure I've ever seen Amber so fucking happy as when she got a lipedema diagnosis. Maybe when she got her BK chicken sammidge and cheesy totz.

She told us what she HEARD from the lipedema doc. Which is not at all what was said to her. Dr. Genius was treated to a lovely story how Amber eats 1700 calories a day and gains weight! Her whole life!!!!!

Follow up physical therapy, that costs $$$, not in the ER? And is a leeetle uncomfortable? Heh.
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I bet a doctor would almost faint if a death fat said they shoved 4,000 calories plus a day down their gob. 600 lbs women always subsist on diet of salad and roast chicken breast, with just a rare cheat day.

I’ve watched a lot of MSHPL and it was actually shocking when a fatty told Dr Now they ate like pig. 90% of the time they had an entire spiel about how they totally ate healthy and in sensible quantity, only interrogation would get them to admit eating junk food occasionally.

They are just like hopeless alcoholics who claim they just have one or two beers.
 
Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Her giant batwing arms are pretty terrifying too.
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Especially with all of the scabs all over them. If she wasn't a gigantic fat ass, people might think she's a meth addict.

MirnaMinkoff said:
They are just like hopeless alcoholics who claim they just have one or two beers.
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Like all the other addicts in her family, Fat Amber is unable to take any accountability or responsibility for her situation. She'll never change and she'll never better herself. Why? because it's always someone else's fault.

Thanks Becky!
 
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Insulin reid said:
Amber said she has "a little bit of lymphedema but what she really has is lipodema." Amber has bolth. Her lymph system is fucky already which is part of the reason she holds onto so much fluid and also part of why when she was losing weight we saw it in her upper half and not her lower half. Both dema need special care taken to slow the progression but since amber clearly isnt wrapping her arms and laygs it will continue to get worse. Even if the collapsed lung situation type deal really was pneumonia shes retaining fluid in other parts of her body. It doesnt matter if shes lying or telling the truth because either outcome is terrible.
Fluid should never be in unfluid areas. Period.

Also idk why lymph massage hurt really bad allegedly because lymph massage shouldnt hurt at all. If it does either the massage therapist was hurting her and didnt care (not likely at all) or her laygs are so fucked up from constant infections and the skin is near capacity it may burst open (happens when the dema gets bad enough). Her skin must be so fucked up. She must be at stage 3 or 4 and thats getting into losing a limb territory. She better not be fucking lying about it because lymph massage is like one step or two below palliative care for dying people.
Shes not wrapping them, shes reluctantly going on a low carb diet while claiming to be on keto jokingly (keto queen) and shes just absolutely livid about not being able to shovel carbs into her face on a daily basis.
She doesnt have the luxury of time anymore and it shows.
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This is totally correct. Personal TMI affirmed but not due to FAT. Due to old age and venous reflux disease. Compression is the key. I stay wrapped in at least Tubigrip Compression. More when the leakage from stale blood flow causes the following spoiler. Don't look.

Lip, lymph... bitch gonna leak without minimum if not professional wound care center heavy compression wraps, which is what's required to heal this nasty shit.

There. I fucking said it.

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Slappy McGherkin said:
This is totally correct. Personal TMI affirmed but not due to FAT. Due to old age and venous reflux disease. Compression is the key. I stay wrapped in at least Tubigrip Compression. More when the leakage from stale blood flow causes the following spoiler. Don't look.

Lip, lymph... bitch gonna leak without minimum if not professional wound care center heavy compression wraps, which is what's required to heal this nasty shit.

There. I fucking said it.

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Oh my dog...I was going to tell ole Slappy that no I was not going to click on that, that I'll take his word...and didn't know replying uncovered the spoiler...Slappy I'm sorry that looks painful.

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She was getting closer to vegetarianism? What the fuck is she talking about? Miss Whole Rotisserie Chicken, Miss Bacon Cucumber Boats, Miss Prawn Ring was like super super close to being like totally a vegetarian...

I wish she'd use lipliner, the smudged outlines of her tiny lips make her look like a child playing with Mommy's make-up.

I can't stop myself from being irritated by her fake deep voice. This kind of mimicry is shit I'd see from girls at school when we were 15-16. Oh, their boyfriend likes cars? So do they. He likes tattoos and swears a lot? She does too!
30+ years and ALR has yet to get over the immature copycat phase.

The wrinkles are really bad. I don't think she realises holding the camera below her face and pointing it up shows every deep wrinkle in her fat forehead, especially when she's dealing with the kitchen lighting.

YOU DO NOT HAVE COVID ANXIETY YOU RETARD.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
This is totally correct. Personal TMI affirmed but not due to FAT. Due to old age and venous reflux disease. Compression is the key. I stay wrapped in at least Tubigrip Compression. More when the leakage from stale blood flow causes the following spoiler. Don't look.

Lip, lymph... bitch gonna leak without minimum if not professional wound care center heavy compression wraps, which is what's required to heal this nasty shit.

There. I fucking said it.

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Slappy, my friend, nothing you can show us will make me love you any less.

I love me some curmudgeons.
 
I have a theory - every time she has food on paper plate / plastic fork it means Jade isn’t around to clean up after her and do dishes for lazy twat Amber. I have hatred for someone who uses so much crap and it’s wasteful.

If this is considered what ALR calls “hate” then good.

Her not taking her medication for her “bi-polar” (which she doesn’t have) has made me even madder.
 
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Smiling with air said:
I have a theory - every time she has food on paper plate / plastic fork it means Jade isn’t around to clean up after her and do dishes for lazy twat Amber. I have hatred for someone who uses so much crap and it’s wasteful.
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She’s wasting a mountain of food that could feed a village every time she eats.
 
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