🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[shameful existence]

The worlds are colliding.
Amberlynn made an appearance in FFG's chat.

 

[El Conserje]

I wasn't very eager to post this but after all the attacks the site has been going through, it's nice to see that we are still up. And that means we are back in business. It's, almost, always a good time reading your observations pointing out the lahs of Amber. As the lymphedema layg, we are here to stay. I hope the rest of the gorls come back too, keep it up!

 

[Boolean Bitch]

.... Apparently now she has insurance? When did that happen? ...

During the Cancer arc, Amber magically had insurance. When she described it, the 'insurance' sounded like a program that helps negotiate lower prices for self-pay individuals. Since then she's mentioned having insurance, which is probably still this program.

I was having a thought.

If SocialBlade is at all accurate, the high end number for Amber is currently $3.9K
If the website for the apartments where she lives (The Henry at Fritz Farm) is accurate and she has a 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom place it's probably costing around $1500/ month.
I wonder what other expenses she has - utilities, food, art supplies, Wifey rental, car upkeep, Torrid clothes, etc?

Depending on those numbers it might explain why there's a whiff of desperation coming from Amber's direction lately.

NOTHING about Amber's discussions about finances make any sense.

Spoiler: Money Sperging Inside

All throughout 2019 and into late 2020 (and even early 2021), Amber boasted about having the cash to self-pay for WLS. Amber admitted on IG that Vlogmas 2020 made her $32,000. Yet by March 2021 she suddenly didn't have the money for weightloss surgery because of taxes. Taxes don't take 100+% of what you earn. That's a huge chunk of money to suddenly go missing - unless she had to pay medical bills and didn't mention that, or unless that nest egg never existed.

I listened to a Karina video yesterday night, and she seems convinced that Amber is making HUGE bank. I don't have a YouTube account, so I don't know, but I've heard other YouTubers say that their pay is always higher than the highest value given by Social Blade. For example, Chikara Transformations (female bodybuilder who occasionally does Amber content) mentioned a couple of years ago (when her channel was small), that her earnings were always a little above the max value on Social Blade. Karina Kaboom estimates that Amber made $300,000 - $400,000 per year during her peak, and less now (but still in the hundreds of thousands per year). I'm assuming that Karina means before YT deductions and taxes, and her net income is significantly lower.

I tried typing this out in paragraph form, but it was long and a mess. I'll just say here that numbers here are things that either Amber or Becky has admitted to in regards to expenditures (with the exception groceries and subscription boxes, which are my estimation). Note: Fixed expenses may now be higher due to Jade having a brand new car, versus the used car that she bought for Becky).
Fixed Expenses:_____________$ 3,000 ----- (utilities, rent, car, insurance, internet, phone) Door Dash/Uber Eats:________$ 3,000 Torrid:_____________________$ 600 ----- (has admitted to $ 7,000 per year) HAES Counselor______________$ 800 ----- (rounded up) Groceries___________________$ 1,000 ----- (includes toiletries, but not journals or water bottles) Subscription Boxes__________$ 100 ----- (Bark Box, multiple make up boxes) =================================== Total:______________________$ 8,500 ===================================
Other known expenses aren't listed here. I don't know what her Lamictal or Zoloft would cost. Also, I believe Ozempic is about $1,000 or so if you don't have a drug plan. If she increases from 0.5mg to the 1,0mg dose, that cost per month will double. And don't forget all of her 'collections' that she maintains:

Over priced, low quality 'Celebrity' perfumes
Scented Candles
Wax Melts and Difusers
Body and Room Sprays
Makeup
Decor Items (Halloween, Christmas)
Containers to hold items that already come in containers
Journals and Notebooks
Pens and Markers
Water Bottles
Earings and (costume) Jewellry
Scrapbooking Materials (stickers, those vinyl thingies)
Shopkins and Mini Brands (those figurines can be $0.50 each)
Manga and (YA) Novels

She's also admitted to spending thousands on some mobile game once. And I wouldn't be surprised if it was more than once.

Even if Jade was paying for half of the household expenses, there is NO WAY that she'd be staying afloat off of $4,000 per month. She just spends far too much. If she were desperate, she'd be filming mukbang after mukbang. The fact that she's still uploading whatever she wants, as infrequently as she wants (and is acting like a giant cunt in her videos) shows that she's not desperate for money.

TL;DR: She's made enough money that she could have created a vault and swam in it like Scrooge McDuck, but she is such an idiot with money that most of it was spent as soon as soon as she earned it.

Her Ozempic math is hilarious. She was 491.who-the-fuck-cares before she started Ozempic. Yeah, but that was after 2 weeks of 'losing' herself to binging and 'not being able to find' herself. She should have asked me: I would have told her to check in front of the fridge/pantry, and saved her 13 days of looking. Anyway, before that, she was in the low 480s, so I'm sure once she peed out that water weight and shat out the reminants of the binging still in her gut, she immediately dropped back to 480. And before filming her 10 days of filming series (before 500 lb Gorl), she was in the high 470s - a number that she's hit a few times over the last 12 months. So since April, Ozempic has helped her lose the ... 10-14 or so lbs that she couldn't lose on her own... since July.

Doesn't want to increase the dose of Ozempic because 'mentulz is scary'? Admits to taking Ozempic for weight loss only (and not diabetes), admits that she can still eat through the low dose she's on, but doesn't want to increase the dose to help with her weightloss. Then why take a $1000/month drug at all? I mean obviously *WE* know better than to assume the worst with Amber, but this could cause her new viewers to maybe suspect that Amber isn't actually serious about weight loss...

And yeah, Amber, your Go Fund Me WOULD be a scam. Not only do you (likely) earn 6 figures, but: You quit the diet a day after visiting the 1st weight loss doctor. You ignored the second weight loss doctor outright. You were rejected as an applicant with your third doctor because of 'severe mentulz' needing a minimum of 2 years of therapy with them to work through it (which you refused to do, and instead went to a 'HAES Specialist' who tells you to not restrict your eating at all). You don't qualify for WLS and taking money from people when you know you'll either immediately quit or not be accepted into the program would be fraudulent.

Interesting: Amber texted Jade about the weightloss (instead of just waiting until she came home from work)? No sounds of typing, tumbling dryers, or dish washing being heard in the background. And Rairity is suddenly up in Amber's business constantly. Yes, there are friendly cats out there. I had one that liked to sit on my shoulder and rest his head and front paws on my head. Another would hide behind furniture and wait, jump out in front of me and bounce around with a puffy tail and arched back, then scamper away hoping to be chased. They would also reject most cat beds and demanded a human lap be their sleeping spot. Generally speaking, when a cat starts pawing at you and meowing, it means they NEED something: food, water, a clean litter box. And this iteration of Phase 1 Amber is the came Cuntilynn personality that we saw in the videos last November when Amber told us Jade went to visit her family "On the WEST Coast" (wink wink), and wasn't there to tell Amber she had to refilm the parts.

I'm not saying they've broken up, but right now Jade isn't there.

(Sorry, the font keeps changing and I have no clue WTF happened. When I try to make it all the same, it just makes things worse).

 

[FatalTater]

Now that Fat Amber has lost 106.4 elbees from around her neck, that Peter Griffin chin is really noticable. I'm sure she's proud of that.

 

[Rem Farms]

You guys, it's not her fault - the ozempic doesn't always work week-to-week. The ozempic was prescribed for weight loss - and totally not for the beetus.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Hello again, gorls!

Hello indeed!

Btw. Just checked, Amber's still a very fat cunt.

 

[R-2E-054]

I'm going with structural rather than processing. She's been trying to be more "Mobile" and keep up with Jade...likely because Jade up and leaves her ass behind and our gorl CANNOT be left alone when she wants attention. Wifey wants some time alone..walks into the other room...Now amber has to haul her heave her 500 pound barrell of fat up and hurple to the other room. Wifey wants to go out of town, Amber cant keep up... etc.
So I'm betting our gorl will bust an ankle trying to keep up with Chocolate Thunder setting her bedbound and being he tipping point of this cow to need to be put down.

I got bored and started reading through old pages, and holy fucking shit. Props to you!!

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

It's almost comforting to know that even with the Farms being down more often than Amber's leyggings during one of her and Wipey's five hour sex marathons, I can still come back to this thread and have missed absolutely fuck all. A reassuring constant in this crazy world.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Hamber is still fat and NOBODY will fuck her.

Just thought I'd share for this moment the Farms is actually back up.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

i do not like it. no way.
this arc is too boring to keep track. sits there and talks shit about shit. and is all smug about her lowest weight ever. show the scale bitch!
i hope her end is nearing. she already stopped moving around, for now.
please take the time to develop some mold in your folds, so Jade finally finds something new and interesting in you.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Finally made it through google captcha loops of hell. Fuck Hamber and her grifter MG,W for getting the subreddits shut down. And fuck the narc asshats who gathered under an otherwise peaceful flag, plus the corporate wankers with not even half a backbone between them they convinced, for shitting on the Farms.

Now that I'm in, time to catch up with y'all fellow assholes on what's happening in the Hamberverse.

Hopefully this will post. (And my apologies if it posts multiple times, I keep getting gateway timeouts and it's a real pain in the ass.)

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

MY LIVER IS SAVED. Oh, thank you for arriving, @Situation Type Deal Gorl !!!

No worries about past recaps. Done. Next one's on you, though, 'cause it'll probably be another 'SO RAW' batch of bullshit, and my brain was jiggly for hours after that one due to alcohol intake.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

MY LIVER IS SAVED. Oh, thank you for arriving, @Situation Type Deal Gorl !!!

No worries about past recaps. Done. Next one's on you, though, 'cause it'll probably be another 'SO RAW' batch of bullshit, and my brain was jiggly for hours after that one due to alcohol intake.

Yeah, no, I'm not going backwards. Fuck that. She'll be exactly the same in the next one anyway: her MG,W, is the perfect partner, shitlords, even if she isn't there, did I tell you I'm down over a hundred pounds, but I'm not going to show you the scale, this is not a weightloss channel, except I'm going to talk about it every single fucking video, and money money money, here's a random cat shot that I feel the need to ruin by acting like a retard, and I hate Trisha now, yuk, even though I learned the necessary attention-whoring things from her!

 

[marjoram]

I got in on onion and it really was captcha hell. But if it keeps the troon hordes at bay for even a little while I'll deal.

Anyhow, FatAl is fat, ugly, and stupid and Twinkie and the cats wanna eat her face.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

I've downloaded the new video but the function to attach media to the reply is gone. I'm trying to upload it now but it's taking a while.

So in the meantime, here's a link to a reaction channel's take on our big gorl's new video, a particularly horrid, Torrid try on haul. I puked in my mouth a little.......

 

[CarbonatedLeaves]

So in the meantime, here's a link to a reaction channel's take on our big gorl's new video, a particularly horrid, Torrid try on haul. I puked in my mouth a little.......

Same with her "cooking".

 

[lol cow supreme]

I see Sex KittenLynn has entered the game.. Yeah that lingerie is a "size 4".
But hey, at least our gorl here has admitted she was buying dresses to wear as shirts but now can fit into size 6 shirts and is buying them as shirts. You know you've reached a weightloss milestone when you can do that. She must be so pwoud but shooo nervous to wear a shirt as a shirt uWu.

I've downloaded the new video but the function to attach media to the reply is gone. I'm trying to upload it now but it's taking a while.

So in the meantime, here's a link to a reaction channel's take on our big gorl's new video, a particularly horrid, Torrid try on haul. I puked in my mouth a little.......

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jAc6R8aV9zQ

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Ugh, took a billion years, but got'cha with that archive, fam.
And I may just go potato quality next time, because that was painful.

 

[Pippeyy]

460lb+ Plus Size HUGE Torrid Haul!!!!!.mp4

Ugh, took a billion years, but got'cha with that archive, fam.
And I may just go potato quality next time, because that was painful.

A fake leather bra.... Jesus how awful does that sound on someone who isn't 500 pounds? Amber sweats like a pig, proven by her endless insistence that she doesn't, she just glisens.
I'm not sure where she got her ideas of what is sexy but it definitely wasn't based in reality.

With Lifebyjen dead Amber should be shaking in her too big tennis shoes. Well both her and Chantal should be terrified. That's the grim reaper knocking, gorls.

Also, I'm glad the Farms is back up, I too survived the hell of captcha and can get my updates the proper way.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

With Lifebyjen dead Amber should be shaking in her too big tennis shoes.

Fun fact: Both Jen and Amber were/are on Ozempic. I'm sure that rapid weight loss had nothing to do with it, though!