🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Trees said:
Hey, you're telling me Amber was runner up for Friendliest/Nicest in high school to this other girl and we're only hearing about it after people have called her a liar for 10 years? That's amazing! It changes my opinion on Amber completely. It must have been a different high school than the one she skipped and got in fights in all the time.
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The people nominated for Friendliest/Nicest seem to always be the ones who struggle with making friends and being liked by their peers. Funny how that works.
 
Trees said:
Hey, you're telling me Amber was runner up for Friendliest/Nicest in high school to this other girl and we're only hearing about it after people have called her a liar for 10 years? That's amazing! It changes my opinion on Amber completely. It must have been a different high school than the one she skipped and got in fights in all the time.

Amber always decides to open up about her past when she needs to shift public perception in a hurry, but no one gives a shit what happened in a 30 year old's childhood. Especially when they've done fuck all but vlog a NEET lifestyle since then.

This is getting a yawn from me so far. I hope she moves on soon.
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it would be so much fun if one of her classmates would expose her. That would be an interesting arc.
 
Hamber thinks the Farms is gone and all her documented fat fuckery along with it. Look for a significant increase in self-aggrandizing tales of shit that never fucking happened, smug cuntery, and posturing as a brave survivor of the Internet's most deadly boolee machine.

It's why she's toying with being "more open." She thinks she has a clean slate.
 
(Timestamp 7:07) Um... did she just tell us to go touch some grass? Isn't that the thing that tore all of her ligaments? Why would she tell us to do that? I think she wants to hurt us, guys.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Hamber thinks the Farms is gone and all her documented fat fuckery along with it. Look for a significant increase in self-aggrandizing tales of shit that never fucking happened, smug cuntery, and posturing as a brave survivor of the Internet's most deadly boolee machine.

It's why she's toying with being "more open." She thinks she has a clean slate.
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Amber better spill all the grease. Don't stop now, big gorl!
 
The clothing try ons, the art and craft showing and the constant lying reminds me of a five year old seeking parental attention.

Shes just never matured or developed mentally / emotionally past that point.
 
Back on .net! Yeah baby! Grab your snorkel cuz you're going to need it to keep from drowning in tranny and liberal media tears.

So, while all the planets in the Hamberverse were completely out of orbit the past few weeks, I had a brain fart wondering what Planet Dana, Planet Destiny and to a smaller degree ass-teroid Kasey have all been up to. Any Hubble telescope sightings?

Last I knew (much less cared), Dana had slimmed down some and started burning coal. Destiny had found herself a really bitch lesbian. And Kasey? Was still begging with a GFM to get surgery and had professed to find true love or some shit. The Thumb has her own boring ass slug thread here and nothing ever changes.

I'm not on any social media 'cept here, so I don't follow these idiots. But they certainly made the Hamberverse more entertaining than it is in MG, W era. Any in the wild internet sightings would be welcome and worth a laugh.
 
Hey gorls, missed you! I was going crazy without a way to check up on my cows, let me tell ya. It’s not the same just watching Jordy’s videos, I need to discuss with the gorls, dammit. I’m sure Hamber and the woke brigade who were all smug thinking they won must be feeling pretty triggered dumb right now. I love it.

I never kept up with LifeByJen but I’m hoping Hamber comments on her passing somehow. Please oh please Hamber, give us some totally tone deaf and retarded statement. It would be hilarious. But I highly doubt that she will, because she’s probably scared af that she’ll soon be next.
 
A Peach but Blue said:
Hey gorls, missed you! I was going crazy without a way to check up on my cows, let me tell ya. It’s not the same just watching Jordy’s videos, I need to discuss with the gorls, dammit. I’m sure Hamber and the woke brigade who were all smug thinking they won must be feeling pretty triggered dumb right now. I love it.

I never kept up with LifeByJen but I’m hoping Hamber comments on her passing somehow. Please oh please Hamber, give us some totally tone deaf and retarded statement. It would be hilarious. But I highly doubt that she will, because she’s probably scared af that she’ll soon be next.
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She already has commented via her community tab.
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Also, I want to join my fellow farmers in celebrating that this last vestige of free speech on the interweb is back up. I missed ya’ll more than I thought I would.
 
Jacque le Cock said:
Gorl, you forget YOUR OWN experiences. Your collective audience is a more reliable narrator than you.
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Agreed 100%. But you are NEVER going to get that through to her.
And you (and all other farmers) already know that:

* Rest in Chaffles (don't forget to MAYYYY-SURE) by Jen
* Guntal Sarault
* Creepy Kelly Lenza
* Ryan "Piggy Toe Splay" Hooves
* Corissa and JULIANNA

ALL "vlog" to TALK AT a screen--not have, or tolerate, a person (or people) live in a room WITH them. Because that would be a NO NO! You see--LIVE PEOPLE present means these people have: Stories to share, experiences, feelings, wants, needs, and most of all...QUESTIONS. Like--questions about their outright fabrications.

Look at Hambutt's food aggression. Some people say it's because she was in fOsTeR cArE! Gee--could it maybe also because (Was it Casey, or Krystal's mother??) who treated Hambutt like a bona fide low functioning Prader-Wili and RESTRICTED her fud and MADE her get up and fucking MOVE MORE. I bet that would triggur some fass fud anxieteh!

They want to prattle on to a screen, and for us to SHADDUP and either AGREE FULLY, or just nod like a Funko bobblehead while they continue to live in their house of cards. Somehow the crime of noticing outright wholesale fabrications caught on video and NEVER removed from the interbutts is abuse/negativity...
 
The giggle I got from “babe, what’s your fave, watermelon?” was the only enjoyable part of this vlog.
edit: nope, spoke too soon. “Everyday You Is Different” was a highlight too.
 
She dresses like a pre-teen while being in her thirties. She has the most ghastly taste in food, accessories and clothing. Just awful..... 🤢 🤮
 
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It's always funny seeing Hamber boasts about individual snack-sized portions helping her with her eating disorder when she has shown us time and time again that she will eat it all because of one binge trigger. I remember in 2019 during her bedbound era she posted a video of her binging 3 entire packages of snack-sized chocolates in one sitting despite already feeling sick. Snack-size loses its meaning when you eat all of the snacks in one sitting Hambeast.

I don't know how this era is any different. She's gonna look for any and all reasons to gorge on the entirety of the Bueno chocolate and chips soon enough. Would you give a meth addict an Adderall perscription and tell them to take a pill whenever they're craving an amphetamine rush? No cause they would just down the whole bottle sooner or later.

Hamber can't be trusted around junk food - yet her entire life revolves around it and she makes sure that she always gets her fix. Big Al needs to have a binge moment on carrots and hummus or some shit not chocolate and chips.

Also, I can't imagine the amount of plastic pollution she has contributed to. I can't think of the last time she bought something not sealed in plastic?
 
My Cat Is Racist said:
Archive: what I ate today with zero rules after losing over 100lbs


what I ate today with zero rules after losing over 100lbs-rEnAhcWJy0U.mp4
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Fatty can't use one decent cooking technique, but when she(/Wifey?) makes something edible, it's make it exactly like this. See also the dry as fuck, salt encrusted salmon. Could be the mania talking.

Good to know: The dieters who KEEP their 100 lb loss off? They aaallllll have high calorie snack size food lurking in the pantry. Alcoholics should stock those airplane bottles! So simple!
 
Not going to recap - don't have the seniority :P Seriously though, Sitch are Coke are much better writers than I am. These are just the video lowlights:

This video is not worth watching. 13 hours after Amber uploaded this, review channels hadn't even bothered with it yet. I've been really lucky with being able to log in over the last week, but that luck ran out and the site has been constantly booting me for the last couple of days, so I ended up watching the video on her channel instead of the farm's archive for a change. No midrolls, which seems very un-Amber from what I've heard of her YouTube videos.

I don't know how to describe this, except to say it's a generic Moving-Into-Phase-2 Amber video. It looks very much like all of her other recent 'what I eat in a day' videos. If she didn't mention Ozempic, you'd feel like you were rewatching one of the many videos she put out over the last 4 months. 6 months of 'Outpatient Therapy' and still no change in behaviour; no shift in her mindset nor any learned coping mechanisms. Anyway, to the video!

100 lbs lost in 14 months! Even though she's been 480-500 since fall 2021, and had a few short dips into the high 470s. She admitted in the last video that she's still been binging, even recently. This video: no more food rules - just trying not to binge (just like other 10-day arcs over the summer?).

Stocking up on binge foods, claiming that in moderation they prevent her binges - despite almost 9 years of documented history showing that this behavioural pattern ALWAYS result in binges for her. In this case, bulk tubs of chocolate almonds, a giant bag of individually wrapped Kinder Bueno sweets, and a crate of 42 crisp packets. Amber thinks that having 42 x 1oz packets in the house to possibly binge on are better than potentially binging one 17oz bag.

Quality of meals are shifting back to normal. Aaaygs and veggie patty with fruit changed to aaygs and veggie patty with cheese and fruit, then changed to aaygs and veggie patty with cheese in a tortilla. And now it's aaaygs and veggie patty with cheese and hashbrown patties in a tortilla.

Disembodied hand and voice, not to mention she's now going back to Hello Fresh and '"ho-made" meals again. Looks like Jade is back from her travels.

Real Question: how many more days until she repeats the massive binge from the day 5-6 'Watch me lose 100lb' series?
 
When she was pawing the Hello Fresh recipe cards her hands looked so goddamned dirty. I wanted to send her out of the kitchen to wash before she continued touching anything else.
 
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