🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[powdered toast]

She is bipolar - the poles are high blood glucose (manic) and low blood glucose (depressed). She's confusing her mood swings from diabetes with mental illness.

 

[Sam Hyde Simp]

She is bipolar - the poles are high blood glucose (manic) and low blood glucose (depressed). She's confusing her mood swings from diabetes with mental illness.

LOL

How long until people are unironically streaming their decent into madness from hard core substance abuse;
while the community rallies behind them empowering them to kill themselves?

Oh wait it's happening right now nvm

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Given a large portion of this therapy is reliant on the patient continuing in home care such as exercising, daily compression wraps and skin care, we can expect Amber to fail miserably at this as well. Also I feel pretty ill at the thought of someone having to massage that mass for her.

Another job for Jade Francis AKA Wipey to take care of. Love that.

Hamber is a noncompliant patient at the best of times. Her lymphedema ain't the best. Wonder how that twue wuff she has with her MG,W will stand up to that disgusting, smelly job.

Yet more medical problems for a 31 year old? Why the Hell would anyone get mixed up with this absolute burden of lard?
Even if she had a great personality and was loving and supportive, with a fun loving personality... just why would you? - Fatty is none of these things.

Some people have a savior complex. Some are feeders. Some are grifters. If she and her MG,W broke up this very minute, by tomorrow there would be someone out there to take her place.

I think watching Amber pretend not to know how to pronounce the word “crane” might just be the straw that breaks my back on this cow. Godspeed, gorls.

Someone should tell her it's pronounced exactly the same retarded way she pronounces crayon.

Don't show human emotion on here. You'll be an autistic dumb faggot

Have you seen my recaps?

Maybe…maybe the no good, very bad totally rotten thing that happened to poor miss dainty ALR was MG, W leaving her?

We should be so lucky. That would at least be something worth watching.

Is buying a coffee warmer for someone who "likes tech" as retarded as it sounds?

Yes. Yes, it is. It's a "grandparent who hasn't seen you forever but knows you do something with computers" gift.

Her layrgs and ankle balls must have gotten pretty bad if she's actually doing something about them finally. Just picture that.

Thank you, no.

When did this "I'm bipolar" thing start? I know she's thrown around "manic" when she isn't sleeping, but now it's supposedly a real diagnosis?

Back in the Eric & Ricky & Becky era. She claimed she got diagnosed as bipolar in an intiial, 50-minute visit with the strip mall shrink.Who, as it happens, also gave the same dx to both Becky and Eric. Hamber, of course, also later claimed she was diagnosed wen she was a kid, which is a flat out lie because it simply is not diagnosed in children.

Who could forget the PH water era? Classic

Water brash, y'all! From chugging all that water!

Attention-whorelynn in all her glory. This is like those retards on facebook that post "Today is the worst day ever" and when someone asks what's wrong they say "I don't wanna talk about it". The dramatic "keep me in your thoughts" is glorious. Maybe there was an issue with uber eats and she couldn't order her third dinner?

What, shitlord, you don't believe Hamber when she says she's cooking. Every. Meal? FATPHOBIA! Other YouTubers don't cook every meal, either, you know. But because "I'm Amberlynn Fucking Reid**", people just want to hate!

**I think this one is one of my favorites, really. A couple of reasons: one, because she finally - finally! - says it's because of who she is, not how fat she is, that most people hate her. Two, because people were pointing out "Amberlynn" is not her actual name, it's "Amber Lynn Reid" and I thought that was funny as hell.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

There’s been a few things on the Farms (and in this thread especially) that has made me curious to investigate further and dust off the old Google machine. And I’ve learned a great deal concerning the ailments and figments of deathfats (and skinny people too, obv). But I’m refusing to look up lymphoedema.

It’s not that I don’t want to, I am baffled and amazed that anyone’s legs can leak. I want to know it all; the how and the where and the when and the treatment and if it hurts and - especially and - the smell. I mean it’s LEAKING LEGS!?!? How the actual fuck can your legs, sorry laygs, LEAK?!

But my dear old Mother told me that in some cases ‘ignorance is bliss’. And, like those youtube videos that promise ‘Scary Stories to Help You Sleep’ I know that clicking on it will only end in regret, bad dreams and the kind of trauma we still see on Becky to this day. I’ve seen the size of Amber’s limbs and my brain (and yours too) struggles to make sense of what lies beneath the leggings. I need to know so badly but I just… cannot.

But leaky legs man, just.. how?!?!

 

[Yellow Monday]

But leaky legs man, just.. how?!?!

Spoiler: Layman sperg on leaky legs

Well, the body has two circulation systems; blood and lymph. The role of lymph is to act as a cleanser, and is regulated by lymph nodes - the same lymph nodes that swell up in sore throats and other diseases because it is trying to clean infection out. In many cases, the nodes can act a stoppers for cancerous cells, and their removal can help in overcoming cancer.

The nodes also behave as a bit of a stopcock - if they are not maintained, they jam up and stop working, leading to blockages. In the case of our lymph nodes, regular exercise is what they need to keep functioning (amongst other things like diet, supplements, etc).

If they aren’t maintained, fluid flows in one way but not out - hence, swollen legs. The body can reach a point where skin elasticity no longer keeps up and it takes - like a balloon and needle - one little pop to get things rolling.

Is it gushy? No, it oozes. A lot. That’s when you need to get to your doctor for dressing and antibiotics. So, untreated - especially if trapped inside tight pant legs - means that more areas become moist and eventually ulcerate, which means a lot of lymph, pus and pain.

To treat it, you could change into shorts or a dress to keep the ulcers at bay and dry. Dressings could be done by a visiting nurse Longer term treatment would be a less sedentary lifestyle and/or lymphatic therapy to both drain the swollen legs and kickstart the lymph nodes again.

Not a doctor or nurse, just what I saw with a family member. Corrections welcome.

 

[Awkwafina]

When did this "I'm bipolar" thing start? I know she's thrown around "manic" when she isn't sleeping, but now it's supposedly a real diagnosis? Except, she's using it like she's seen on tv. Just snaps from depressed to manic and back. Maybe even mid-sentence! Maybe she has the most extreme case of Bipolar type 1 that's ever existed. Instead of the normal 7 days of mania/depression for diagnosis criteria, hers is 7 minutes.

IIRC she's been saying she was diagnosed w Bipolar back when she lived in the fag shanty and she and Becks decided to go to the same doctor that gave Eric his diagnosis so he could get disability. Also the same doctor that misdiagnosed Becky with Bipolar as well and over medicated her until she was a lethargic useless zombie but our gorl still clings onto that DX like it's her lifeline (no one come for me please I've been out of the Amberverse for quite a while so I could be wrong ;w; )

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Spoiler: Layman sperg on leaky legs

Well, the body has two circulation systems; blood and lymph. The role of lymph is to act as a cleanser, and is regulated by lymph nodes - the same lymph nodes that swell up in sore throats and other diseases because it is trying to clean infection out. In many cases, the nodes can act a stoppers for cancerous cells, and their removal can help in overcoming cancer.

The nodes also behave as a bit of a stopcock - if they are not maintained, they jam up and stop working, leading to blockages. In the case of our lymph nodes, regular exercise is what they need to keep functioning (amongst other things like diet, supplements, etc).

If they aren’t maintained, fluid flows in one way but not out - hence, swollen legs. The body can reach a point where skin elasticity no longer keeps up and it takes - like a balloon and needle - one little pop to get things rolling.

Is it gushy? No, it oozes. A lot. That’s when you need to get to your doctor for dressing and antibiotics. So, untreated - especially if trapped inside tight pant legs - means that more areas become moist and eventually ulcerate, which means a lot of lymph, pus and pain.

To treat it, you could change into shorts or a dress to keep the ulcers at bay and dry. Dressings could be done by a visiting nurse Longer term treatment would be a less sedentary lifestyle and/or lymphatic therapy to both drain the swollen legs and kickstart the lymph nodes again.

Not a doctor or nurse, just what I saw with a family member. Corrections welcome.

Yes, and just to add to this, Amber’s lymphedema is caused by obesity and cellulitis which damages the lymphatic system. There sometimes is a genetic component, but this is not the case here.

It can have an odor which is why you must be meticulous with cleaning and dressing the area. We all know how well Amber takes care of herself. As another poster said, for her to be going to therapy now, it must be really bad.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

It’s not that I don’t want to, I am baffled and amazed that anyone’s legs can leak. I want to know it all; the how and the where and the when and the treatment and if it hurts and - especially and - the smell. I mean it’s LEAKING LEGS!?!? How the actual fuck can your legs, sorry laygs, LEAK?!

Unfortunately, I can answer this question having been blessed with very bad veins in my legs. No, not fat and no, not diabetic. Just old and a contributing factor of being tall (6' 5") with genetic varicose veins.

What happens (same is basically true for diabetics) is that the valves within your veins that act as "check valves" to keep blood circulating from and back to your heart stop functioning correctly. Instead of the blood making the round trip from your heart all the way down to your this little piggy toes and then back up to your heart again, it stops making the uphill climb and pools in your legs and becomes stale and accumulates waste. Dead cells, uric acid and other matter that your kidneys and liver would normally filter out of your bloodstream eventually begin leaking out of the affected area through the skin as lymphatic fluid. It's a yellowish liquid and can often be accompanied by an open wound that just occurs out of nowhere (particularly true for diabetics -- they often get open wound wounds on the bottom of their feet). So that's ONE way it happens. Although they refer to what I described above as lymphedema because the symptoms and treatment are basically the same, it's not primary lymphedema.

Primary lymphedema is most often caused by sheer obesity as we have with our Dainty Princess. Obesity causes lymphedema because all that additional weight puts too much pressure on the lymph nodes in the groin area, compromising the lymphatic system. This causes a fluid backup like a clogged drain. The fluid needs to go somewhere, so it exists according to gravity, down the legs and via the skin. The same can happen in their arms and that's probably why she currently has a huge lump under her arm -- it's a lymph node gone totally rogue due to being choked to death by FAT.

There is no cure for primary lymphedema. It's a life-long condition that can be treated to reduce the swelling and fluid leakage via compression. Sorry Ham Butt - ain't no magic pill that will make this better. Losing weight helps, but also isn't a cure. And based on my five months of having my legs in heavy compression to get them back in shape so the doc can do some vein ablation surgery, it requires going to the local wound care center where they provide this treatment EVERY SINGLE WEEK. A visit or two then blowing it off as you do with everything else in your life ain't gonna cure shit. We're talking months, more likely a year or more in your fat ass case to see any real results because you've ignored it and your weight for oh, some 31 years now? Time to pay the piper. Or die. Choice is on you.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

IIRC she's been saying she was diagnosed w Bipolar back when she lived in the fag shanty and she and Becks decided to go to the same doctor that gave Eric his diagnosis so he could get disability. Also the same doctor that misdiagnosed Becky with Bipolar as well and over medicated her until she was a lethargic useless zombie but our gorl still clings onto that DX like it's her lifeline (no one come for me please I've been out of the Amberverse for quite a while so I could be wrong ;w; )

That’s how I remember it too.

The doctor was probably getting research grant for bipolar patients or something equally as shady for misdiagnosing 3 people in the same house.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Unfortunately, I can answer this question having been blessed with very bad veins in my legs. No, not fat and no, not diabetic. Just old and a contributing factor of being tall (6' 5") with genetic varicose veins.

What happens (same is basically true for diabetics) is that the valves within your veins that act as "check valves" to keep blood circulating from and back to your heart stop functioning correctly. Instead of the blood making the round trip from your heart all the way down to your this little piggy toes and then back up to your heart again, it stops making the uphill climb and pools in your legs and becomes stale and accumulates waste. Dead cells, uric acid and other matter that your kidneys and liver would normally filter out of your bloodstream eventually begin leaking out of the affected area through the skin as lymphatic fluid. It's a yellowish liquid and can often be accompanied by an open wound that just occurs out of nowhere (particularly true for diabetics -- they often get open wound wounds on the bottom of their feet). So that's ONE way it happens. Although they refer to what I described above as lymphedema because the symptoms and treatment are basically the same, it's not primary lymphedema.

Primary lymphedema is most often caused by sheer obesity as we have with our Dainty Princess. Obesity causes lymphedema because all that additional weight puts too much pressure on the lymph nodes in the groin area, compromising the lymphatic system. This causes a fluid backup like a clogged drain. The fluid needs to go somewhere, so it exists according to gravity, down the legs and via the skin. The same can happen in their arms and that's probably why she currently has a huge lump under her arm -- it's a lymph node gone totally rogue due to being choked to death by FAT.

There is no cure for primary lymphedema. It's a life-long condition that can be treated to reduce the swelling and fluid leakage via compression. Sorry Ham Butt - ain't no magic pill that will make this better. Losing weight helps, but also isn't a cure. And based on my five months of having my legs in heavy compression to get them back in shape so the doc can do some vein ablation surgery, it requires going to the local wound care center where they provide this treatment EVERY SINGLE WEEK. A visit or two then blowing it off as you do with everything else in your life ain't gonna cure shit. We're talking months, more likely a year or more in your fat ass case to see any real results because you've ignored it and your weight for oh, some 31 years now? Time to pay the piper. Or die. Choice is on you.

Thank you for this Slappy.

Her lymphedema is in both legs, one further along than the other one. I would imagine that treatment lasting that long needs quite a commitment, which Amber is not likely to have, and any surgical intervention would require Amber to lose more than 250 pounds before even being considered. I would imagine since Amber does not believe in insurance, that the cost of these treatments is in the thousands, which is fortunate since Amber has a new no-fail budget binder. This and Ozempic have increased her medical expenses quite a bit.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

The same can happen in their arms and that's probably why she currently has a huge lump under her arm -- it's a lymph node gone totally rogue due to being choked to death by FAT.

That’s exactly what I was thinking as well. Either that or a staph infection. I guess she’ll tell us eventually…in 2023.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Damn, I had no idea lymphedema was like that. I just thought it was swollen legs. It's crazy to think she has let her legs free leak just like she did her period hole for years. But yes, it is totally Becky's fault and not hers.

We've seen how her arms look and I'm sure her legs are worse and her stomach. There is no way she is letting my girlfriend look at those legs. I don't buy it at all.

I really wish we knew my girlfriend, wipeys motives. Someone mentioned before about why would someone move across the country for someone like Amber and I agree. Not only is her personality gross and disgusting, but so is her whole body. Even if you take away the 600lbs it would be gross. I don't get it at all.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She claims her legs don't leak because she's healthy, just big. She also has "a lymphedema" on her stomach/gunt/stomachgunt.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

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lmao come on gorl look a her feeling herself holy fuck this filter is working so hard it warped her mouth

I just want to point out this picture was taken during the time ALR was simply “physically unable” to film because of her debilitating bipolar related depression.



She didn’t even have the good sense to deny it. Probably because her focus now is pretending she showers and changes clothes so suggesting the same outfit was worn on different days is worse than admitting what an attention seeking thirst trap munchie you are.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

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This bitch wouldn't know bipolar if it smashed her brains in.

It's not feeling high one day! Then low another! Wow!!!! It's driving across the entire length of the country without stopping to sleep, just to see if you can. Then, when you come down, sleeping for entire days, and stopping all activities of daily living, because you just don't care.

If you've been diagnosed for years (LOL), it's on YOU to continue treatment and medication, not using it as a crutch for lazy. Bipolar isn't cute 'n' quirky.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Well its wipeys fault she shoulda noticed the lump sooner.

Wipey's job is to deal with Amber's fetid, brown lumps.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Returning (oh god) to the leaky laygs / gunt for just a second.. I’m sure it couldn’t possibly interfere with having 5 hour sex marathons and 12 orgasms a day?

When My Gorlfriend, Wipey is done with Amber I’m sure the U.S. Government could use her skillz in some bio-engineering warfare testing laboratory or something. Goddamn.

(And thanks, hugs and my appreciation to everyone who took the time to explain lymphoedema. It sounds absolutely horrendous and I hope everyone affected gets better soon. Except Amber, she’s a cunt).

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

It can have an odor which is why you must be meticulous with cleaning and dressing the area. We all know how well Amber takes care of herself. As another poster said, for her to be going to therapy now, it must be really bad.

LOL, as if she's going to go to any treatment for it. You know what long-term treatments are? Expensive.

Guess you should have picked up some health insurance, Hamber. Having a card through some outfit that negotiates pricing for self-pay patients is not insurance.

She claims her legs don't leak because she's healthy, just big. She also has "a lymphedema" on her stomach/gunt/stomachgunt.

She's a liar. In addition to black being a slimming color, it's also better at hiding non-white staining. No doubt in my mind she leaks like a sieve, especially on those ultra-high sodium days.

I just want to point out this picture was taken during the time ALR was simply “physically unable” to film because of her debilitating bipolar related depression.

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HTF would she know about life happening? She ignores the world as much as possible.

She didn’t even have the good sense to deny it. Probably because her focus now is pretending she showers and changes clothes so suggesting the same outfit was worn on different days is worse than admitting what an attention seeking thirst trap munchie you are.
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I'll keep repeating this until I'm bluein the face: she isn't bipolar. No fucking way. And what a convenient ang-zie-tee attack. Fuck you, Hamber. No sympathy from me.

 

[Awkwafina]

So basically, absolutely nothing happened just like we thought. Love that for her!

 

[Bigbadyeet]

LOL, as if she's going to go to any treatment for it. You know what long-term treatments are? Expensive.

More like long-term treatments require some effort and consistency to work.

For example: She would have no problem paying $12000 for a treatment that works immediately, but she would not pay $1000 a month for a treatment that works over 12 months but has the same effect.

Exactly why the ozempic arc should be over quickly.