🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Turd Fergusson said:
I wonder what Jade's family thinks of her? After paying for her education, teaching her manners, and now seeing her in a relationship with a 500 pounds toddler, they must be proud of her.
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They don't give a shit. Everything about Jade screams "broken home/dysfunctional family of origin" just like Amber, and the rest of them i.e. Becky, Destiny etc
 
Loathing Fear said:
Ham, who's going to learn (lol) the hard way that Grifters are incapable of real loyalty or love.
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Are we forgetting Hammy is also a grifter? Albeit, not a very good one. She does make very feeble attempts at grifting though. She’s also been a hobosexual up until this relationship and could very well continue her u-haul lesbian streak after the Wipey era. Might not be likely though, considering how fucking ginormous she is now. Her size would make it even more challenging and we know Big Ham quits (or doesn’t attempt) anything that’s even moderately difficult.
 
Xenomorph said:
Wait is she claiming she never gets heartburn?? There are vids dating all the way back to VA with Krystle that she slams Tums like crazy even has em in her purses on the go that's how often she gets GERD.
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Let's not forget that Ham said that water gave her heartburn those many moons ago
 
mekalekahi said:
I for sure thought Amber was going to do a livestream in the middle of the night last night saying she’s been crying,lots of stuff has been happening behind the scenes and that she went to the ER for a stomach bug. Anytime she ghosts after being a cunt, it’s because she wants attention and wants to reset by garnering sympathy for some bullshit.
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There is still plenty of time for this. Chantal really made the ER trip distraction technique a very valid strategic move (I vaguely recall 2 instances she did it right around the time she got very significant backlash and it just somehow gave everyone instant amnesia).

ALR however prefers to either (a) vaguely allude to her mentulz and say she doesn’t feel safe talking about it yet but she’s been going through it (🎻) or (b) ignore it altogether, pretend nothing happened at all until it goes away. I mean she used (b) pretty damn successfully when Jade’s photos by her luxury apartment were taken and then again when people spotted the cigs in a video and accused them of belonging to wipey by pointing out Jade appeared to be smoking in the pic. Correct me if I’m wrong but I believe the McDonald’s photo was also released separately following that and also never addressed. Ignore something long enough and it will go away in her world.

Plus, she’s already tried to backpedal by asking herself an IG question designed to make it seem like she obviously wasn’t blaming Becky but rather the environment and she vehemently agreed with herself because duh she would never insinuate Becky who was there during the hardesssst time of her life would cause her cancer. In her mind it’s possible she has already addressed it. Now it’s time to give the internet a break so we can all forget it happened and just be grateful our queen has returned… perhaps with a staggering update about losing .8 lbs??
 
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Late upload, classic Amberlynn. Love bombing Wipey for their anniversary, muh bipolar, and mentalz excuses. Yeah, no shit there's a cycle and it's not just bipolar. Amberlynn finally dropped off those items for the homeless shelter and spergs about murder mysteries. Also there is a Twinkie and Rarity sighting. Amberlynn went to the doctor for a check up and says she has a weird lump under her arm, Ozempic is making her nauseous, and she's getting therapy for her lymphedema. No weigh-in.

At the end of the video she drops this breadcrumb. What a snoozefest.
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2 days late and of course no mention of what happened but now she's so sick guise but absolutely no elaborating as to what it is :(. Amazing. Who could've guessed it. 10/10 YouTuber content.
 
Their anniversary? Now, how can that be if this is supposedly a completely different black asswiper than the one she hooked up with at this time last year? 🤔

Edit: That's sarcasm, for the clueless.
 
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I bet the bad thing is some stupid nothingburger just like this whole channel, she'll probably say her doctor told her she's "terminally too healthy" or whatever and she's become immune to diabetes
 
StyrofoamFridge said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HGxrXGD462E
Late upload, classic Amberlynn. Love bombing Wipey for their anniversary, muh bipolar, and mentalz excuses. Yeah, no shit there's a cycle and it's not just bipolar. Amberlynn finally dropped off those items for the homeless shelter and spergs about murder mysteries. Also there is a Twinkie and Rarity sighting. Amberlynn went to the doctor for a check up and says she has a weird lump under her arm, Ozempic is making her nauseous, and she's getting therapy for her lymphedema. No weigh-in.

At the end of the video she drops this breadcrumb. What a snoozefest.
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THERAPY? For lymphedema? Usually they start with medication like lasix sometimes with bariatric sized compression things that go on the legs and if that’s not enough they will try lymphatic massage.
 
I imagine the "therapy" she is referring to is similar to the below.

Complete decongestive physiotherapy is a 2-phase noninvasive therapeutic regimen. The first phase consists of manual lymphatic massage, multilayered inelastic compression bandaging, remedial exercises, and meticulous skin care. Phase 2 focuses on self-care by means of daytime elastic sleeve or stocking compression, nocturnal wrapping, and continued exercises.

Given a large portion of this therapy is reliant on the patient continuing in home care such as exercising, daily compression wraps and skin care, we can expect Amber to fail miserably at this as well. Also I feel pretty ill at the thought of someone having to massage that mass for her. 🤮🤢

Another job for Jade Francis AKA Wipey to take care of. Love that.
 
Yet more medical problems for a 31 year old? Why the Hell would anyone get mixed up with this absolute burden of lard?
Even if she had a great personality and was loving and supportive, with a fun loving personality... just why would you? - Fatty is none of these things.
All you will ever have to look forward to is looking at 4 walls, constantly being pestered by Fatty and having to deal with her shitty personality and mounting medical problems.
There will never be any real vacations - hiding in a hotel in the next town along and ordering food is NOT a vacation. No Bora Bora. Not even a hike with your beloved.
There is no long-term future with this hog, whether that means 50 years building a life together or just celebrating her 40th birthday - you'll be in NYC, even if she manages to live that long.
I don't care how nice a person you are. Even the most ardent Ambaby would never get in any kind of relationship with her. The only people who will tolerate her are feeders and they soon bail when they are taking her to her 12th ER visit this month. Who is left? Money-grabbing grifters... Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Becky and Jade Francis of NYC.
 
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