🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mr. Ghoul]

God, imagine your ex-partner saying "there were moments" they were attracted to you.

"Being a YouTuber makes it harder because I'm talking about myself all day"

Cry harder you self absorbed CUNT. You know you can talk about literally anything else but your self, right? If you had actual interests, hobbies, or passions, not talking about yourself would be easy. But we all know your only interest / passion IS YOURSELF. So you just keep on sufferring for your art GORL. Rack up those victim points

 

[dacwcman68]

Thanks, all y'all assholes.

Now. I wonder if that perfect little lovenest - where rain falls aplenty for the pluviophiles, and where they dine upon meals fit for a king or queen, where there are never any differences of opinions on....anything at all on this here planet, where they stay busy from dawn to dusk - would falter if Hamber could absolutely not convince her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, that yes, she had cancer, yes, she was a patient at that center, yes, she had at least one followup, yes, she fit in the CT bore for scans, yes, her bloodwok came back faster, than her hoovering a plate of orange chiken, yes, that bloodwork was perfect, yes, the NP said "Pffft! Gorl, don't be takin' that sheee-it, it gon kill you!"

Shorter version: just how much of a grifter is her My Gorlfriend, Wipey? Are her morals so low that she'd continue the charade of "Let's sue them and retire!" Or does she have even one iota of morality in her that this crosses the line. Philosophically, most people treat cancer shit as the third rail, and for good reason, since it's one of the most devastating things that can happen to people, and most people are not complete degenerates.

If the shit hit the fan in the "luxery" apartment over this, the meltdown would be epic/ And we'd need lots and lots of popcorn.

I'll just leave this here. Imagine this terror,

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I think ALR's existence is a testament to the fact that if there was an ALR offspring it would be anything but a "little" Amberlynn

 

[beansoup]

I can't with this Q&A shit, it gives me such second hand embarrassment that I can barely stand to read them because it's so painfully obvious she's asking herself these asinine questions just.. wow. She's so ridiculously alone and unlike by the masses that she has to interact with herself anonymously in order to produce any kind of content.
Not even her loving girlfriend will show up in videos aside from the off hand or comment. No friends or family to spend time with or create content with because no one likes or can even stand her, not even her own mother. Love that for her.

 

[TobyFromTheOffice]

The optavia era is my favorite ALR ever. i could rewatch michael b petty and Zachary’s live stream reactions every day and still be shocked by her stupidity. Her falling for the 400 dollar pyramid scheme is the funniest arc I’ve ever been apart of. The fact she started and quit in the same video. There’s nothing like it, it’s unbeatable.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

that she has to interact with herself anonymously in order to produce any kind of content.

She is with the one she loves most in those moments. LOL

Not even her loving girlfriend will show up in videos aside from the off hand or comment.

i still can't figure this out. Did she think she was going to be able to be anonymous, having watched Hamber's shit videos? And what is the point now of not being on camera? If you didn't want to associate yourself with Fat Ham, you picke a stupid way of doing things.

No friends or family to spend time with or create content with because no one likes or can even stand her, not even her own mother. Love that for her.

She's a 500 pound toddler who smells like a porta potty at Coachella mixed with bycatch and guts discarded by a fishing trawler. The stench probably escapes and floats in a cloud outside her door. Who would want to hang around with her?

 

[mekalekahi]

The optavia era is my favorite ALR ever. i could rewatch michael b petty and Zachary’s live stream reactions every day and still be shocked by her stupidity. Her falling for the 400 dollar pyramid scheme is the funniest arc I’ve ever been apart of. The fact she started and quit in the same video. There’s nothing like it, it’s unbeatable.

My fave part of that saga was “I was looking for every excuse to quit and I found one” after saying she felt good and not hungry.

 

[beansoup]

The optavia era is my favorite ALR ever. i could rewatch michael b petty and Zachary’s live stream reactions every day and still be shocked by her stupidity. Her falling for the 400 dollar pyramid scheme is the funniest arc I’ve ever been apart of. The fact she started and quit in the same video. There’s nothing like it, it’s unbeatable.

Replace Optavia with Ozempic and it's incredible how parallel these arcs are, if there's one thing we can say about Amber it's that she's predictable. After the initial high of a New Plan wears off, she'll binge again and come back to tell us how it just wasn't right for her and she needs to lose weight slower or faster, depending on her mood. She can't restrict herself and she's just shtooo scared of undereating guise (which she's already dropped hints on) uwu She's a big gorl, after all.
The only reason this arc is better than Optavia is that the Ozempic costs about 5x as much.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I love how she makes it sound as if she shares any kind of common experience with the average viewer. "I'm just like any one of you peons people! I worked a regular job (for a little bit)! I went to college (for one semester, and didn't even finish that)!"

Stop thinking up these bullshit questions to yourself. No one cares.

I think that Amber is trying her damnedest to change the narrative from a morbidly obese woman with aches and pains to now, a modern woman living in "luxery", having an normal life with no medical issues at all as her last blood test was "clear" and having an athletic 110/70 blood pressure. All the questions she is asking herself are leading to this. She is healthy but a bit big.

It is obvious that it is the doctor's fault that she lost her uterus, and they are covering this up by destroying her files at the hospital and denying that she even had appointments and tests. I wonder why Hollywood is not contacting her for their next film. I can see Miley Cyrus or Lady Gaga playing Amber in this movie. The movie will be directed by, of course, Amber Lynn Reid, the world renowned choreographer.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

I don't understand what she hopes to accomplish with this ozempic era. Even if she does lose weight, she's doing nothing to actually change her lifestyle. I know Nutritionlynn thinks she knows better and that this is the magic wand. That this will let her lose weight and still eat whatever garbage she can order. All she's doing is throwing money away. As soon as she quits she'll binge and the weight will pile back on.
@Situation Type Deal Gorl Thank you again for subjecting yourself to this insanity. I'm sorry to hear about your mom. Take care of yourself.

Her fucking "details" about this estrogen shit and the "multiple CT scans" in the past two years in IG Q&A turns into appointment for CT "It's been awhile" and "those doctors tried to kill me!"

Bizarre pathological lying. Gotta stay the victim somehow.

Totally not a fetish and totally happens
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This is horrifying. Imagine your 500 pound girlfriend trying to sit on your lap. She really is delusional as fuck with this whole dainty thing. Here's a wake up call, retard. If you were literally twice as tall, your BMI would finally be in the normal range. How's that for a DaInTy QuEeN

What was it she was claiming? She and Thumb used to have sex like 10x a week? Jade is even better at imaginary sex than Thumb.

This era is special. It's like a teenager trying to impress their friends by bragging about their sex life rather than a 32 year old who can't even walk a flight of stairs without wheezing.

Right now her oncologist and medical team care more if her cancer stays in remission than she does herself and others are working harder to keep her above ground than she is doing herself.

She has not done a single thing to change anything that led her to that point. Nothing. She's still eating garbage and not exercising. She definitely hasn't been seeing a doctor or oncologist for check-ups. This whole storyline is pretty stupid of her.

God, imagine your ex-partner saying "there were moments" they were attracted to you.

And if the thumb said the same thing about this 500 pound unwashed, nasty creature, victimlynn would take SUCH offense.

She can't restrict herself and she's just shtooo scared of undereating guise

She always pulls this shit, as if someone her size is going to die of starvation fucking ever.

 

[Just here for the ride ✌]

Only an absolute incurable narcissist would want an identical mini version of themselves

If Amber ever has a child I bet my kidney that it would be like cheap more insane version of Toddlers & Tiaras.
The kid would grow up with 3 parents: bad grammar, Wipey/another caretaker and camera. She would be obese, because suprise suprise Amber cannot take care of herself nor her pets. It would take 3 years for the kid to even go to a doctor, because as she would claim: "She's healthy y'al", even thought the child is blue with sores as big as plates.

• At the age 6 she would only go to child beauty pageans (with Wipey/another caretaker driving) and any other hobbies would be discouraged or outright baned
• Kid/Mini Amber in her 10 years of miserable existence would have to take care of mother's "easy" errands as cleaning, cooking and would be constantly verbally/physically abused by her "mother" who is still having problems with losing 10 pounds.
• At the age of 16 the kid would be forced to get driving license to take care of her "poor" pig of a mother who is still magically alive in her forties and still listens to YA novels.
• If the kid ever miraculously hits 18, she will RUN away. And then we get crying clickbait video from THE Pig, titled "MY DAUGHTER LEFT ME EMOTIONAL " and in the same video she will be crying how she was the best mother to her kid, despite years of evidence saying otherwise.

The kid will have minimally 3 eating disorders, abandonment issue and in two worst cases she will either grow up to be another THE Pig or Amy Dune

 

[Kjæledyr]

Someone should ask her why she wants kids if she's just going to leave a kid scarred that they lost their parent to obesity in their early childhood.

 

[Plautistic Sperg]

Someone should ask her why she wants kids if she's just going to leave a kid scarred that they lost their parent to obesity in their early childhood.

Or if she's aware her kid is probably gonna leave to be 30 at best if it has to live with the same kind of shitty health its mother has

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

The key here is "that she gave birth to". She also once wanted a pet cat. but not the pet cat that someone else had picked out and loved. No. She wanted a cat that SHE picked. If wifey has a daughter you might as well name her Gracie cus that bitch getting left in a dumpster in a glad bag.

If wifey was having a a son it'd be coathangered out so fast. Yeah i'm pretty sure Amber would choose abortion based on the sex of the child...

Amberlynn has said in the past that she would want a daughter over a son, nothing wrong with a preference mind you, but she hates men far more than many realize. One thing I will give to Amber is she stood her ground in not caving to the intersectional idea that lesbians must be open to dating troons. Amber views men as icky at best and at worst she deludes herself into thinking straight men all want to fuck her.

Amber is delusional about parenthood, even if she did have a girl. Jade is just a boring speed bump filled detour on the U-Haul lesbian drive of lovers. I don't see someone as scaredy cat and grifting as Jade bothering to give Amberlynn a mulatto to neglect and treat like a pet. Jade has 2 more years tops of being in the Ambersphere, probably less.

 

[low sodium]

homeless shelter, confession, & my meal plan | vlog 6​

Aug 8, 2022

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[giga melt]

It really irks me that she says that about Becky. I in no way sympathize with Becky, I think she's a retarded grifter, but Amber is such an asshole.

I bet if starting tomorrow the weight just melted off of her pound by pound each day inexplictly it would scare the shit out of her. She doesn't want to lose weight. She has no other personality aside from "fat retarded girl who's trying to lose weight."

 

[M.T. Graves]

Her meal plan: eat everything. Solid plan.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Nice feeder thumbnail. Money getting a bit tight?? Love that for her.

 

[Trees]

Amber doesn't use a tablespoon of oil, she uses 2.98 teaspoons.

Drastically less than a serving ya'll.

I see we're getting rid of shit as a pretext to buy new shit again.

She only has 21 purses now. Remember that dumb fucking time she bought 4 of the same shitty bag off Shein? Yeah, she got rid of all of them without ever using any of them a single time. Le cirque.

Apparently Amber's had a miraculously recovery and has no desire to binge again. Here's the thing, ozempic doesn't take away cravings. It makes you feel full. That's it. It's wasted on a person who will eat beyond the point of comfort because they're sad at night. Most people come to understand that there actually isn't a magic pill that will fix all your problems and you have to fix your shit yourself.

I give this 3 days.

Hey, if you want to help out a homeless shelter - like, if you ever feel compelled to donate to a homeless shelter - give them money. That's it. Give money. They can do way more with their connections than you can at the store. Write a check.

Oh but then there isn't content. Hm.

At least she isn't pretending to read a book this time.

By the way, Japanese is really easy to pronounce. Just break the syllabals* up. Ya-na-gi-ha-ra.

*You have to already know what a syllabal is.

She caved like 12 hours later. My optimism knows no bounds.

Just come back whenever you're ready to say why Ozempic didn't work. Unless it's because you're diabetic, at least come up with a funny story you'll confess was a lie some day.

 

[MarvelousMess]

Wtf is the point of only getting one of some of those items like baby wipes? 1 package, a single small pack at that will not last 1 person that long. Why not buy multiples. Or 1 pack of combs. Is she going to break them open and give someone each a comb from that one package?

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Replace Optavia with Ozempic and it's incredible how parallel these arcs are, if there's one thing we can say about Amber it's that she's predictable. After the initial high of a New Plan wears off, she'll binge again and come back to tell us how it just wasn't right for her and she needs to lose weight slower or faster, depending on her mood. She can't restrict herself and she's just shtooo scared of undereating guise (which she's already dropped hints on) uwu She's a big gorl, after all.
The only reason this arc is better than Optavia is that the Ozempic costs about 5x as much.

I think you might'a called it, predictable gorl like clockwork. In the latest insufferable 30 minute special, Amberlynn has laid down the excuse framework to quit Ozempic, saying she's feeling scared it's not going to work and her cravings are coming back. We also haven't gotten a genuine weigh-in since about a month ago.

"Guize it was making me so sick but lyke at the same time it stopped workeen as good and I binged, it is too expensive for the smol benefit. I'm goeen thru menopause (hot flash whew) so I really just need focus on my mental health right now." Amberlynn Reid, probably.