🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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People typically start at .25mg of Ozemic and work their way up because the stomach pain and vomiting is intense, how people lose weight. Each pen has 2mg, the max dosage. It's a weekly injection and skipping a week can start the stomach apocalypse all over again. It's also $1048 without insurance. This idiot could be spending $1048 a week to lose, at best, 20lbs if she's on the max dosage. It would be easier if she just became bulimic. The gas is unholy too. It smells like rotten eggs. Amber probably smells like a corpse already. Imagine what she smells like now.

Edit: People on Ozempic do get used to it but it takes about 3 months. After that the weight loss stops unless they up the dosage.
Ok. I fucked up here. The pen has 5 mg but the maximum it can dispense at one time is 2mg. Still, on the max dosage that's about $2,096 a month, with a little left over, which is almost as retarded as spending $3,000 a month on Uber Eats.
Also, there's an Ozempic shortage so this fat hag is taking valuable resources from people that actually need it.
 
Did you intentionally describe yourself there, Big Ham, or did Jade answer that one?

Okayyyy bitch. Stinky lovers are a turn off? You do realize uterine cancer SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN MEAT!? Gynos find the smell is either a 'lost' tampon or uterine cancer. And according to you, you had this shit for two years without doing ANYTHING.

And you wonder why we always know youre lying. Gtfo
 
But it’s not The End is it Sitch?
The end comes for us all, eventually. Hers will just be sooner than ours.

In a day or two FatAl is gonna make a brand new video exactly the same as her last 2 million videos. And a few days after that another......
BuT sHe'S cHaNgInG sHtO mUcH, yOu GuIsE!

I worry for your sanity gorl. And I appreciate you taking the hit for the team.

🍸

I appreciate the sentiment, thank you.

As my mother was diagnosed with cancer on Friday - perhaps Stage 4, pending results on a liver biopsy - my anger will keep me going against this colossal waste of space on this fair earth. It's also the reason I've been so salty about Hamber's tall tales of late, and I apologize in full for my behavior toward everyone these past few days. I'll offer no excuses, as that's entirely on me, and I'll try my best to keep in mind that this bitch, in the grand scheme of things, is merely the sideshow freak of the modern, online, carnival, and none of that should spill over onto all of you, my fellow assholes.
 
As my mother was diagnosed with cancer on Friday - perhaps Stage 4, pending results on a liver biopsy - my anger will keep me going against this colossal waste of space on this fair earth. It's also the reason I've been so salty about Hamber's tall tales of late, and I apologize in full for my behavior toward everyone these past few days. I'll offer no excuses, as that's entirely on me, and I'll try my best to keep in mind that this bitch, in the grand scheme of things, is merely the sideshow freak of the modern, online, carnival, and none of that should spill over onto all of you, my fellow assholes.

This will the last squishy thing I say as I know this is not a hug box...this is a place to be pissy and snarky at retards on the interwebs. And I suck at writing mushy shit too.

I am so sorry to hear about your mom. I have been there. Prepare for a roller-coaster (I was told this when my Mom was diagnosed, it is true) but just stick with it. Immunotherapies and checkpoint inhibitors today can be amazing and we have really advanced them so far in the last decade. I really hope it all works out for her.

So stay positive out in the real world and stay crusty and bitchy in here....we can take it.....in fact.....Give it to us...Give us all your anger....We shall focus that shit on our resident retard and bask in the destruction!
 
Amber: I dOn'T sNaCk NoW yOu GuIsE!!11
Also Amber: Sho for my next meeyull... I'm gonna be eateen this whole bag of chewie sweets lol
 
@Situation Type Deal Gorl: Take care.* 💕

*...and by "take care" that is: Be gentle to yourself in your life...except when you're here - and when here, just let it all out.
ETA: A huge crew of Internet Kiwi folk are out here wishing all the best outcomes for your mother.
 
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Amber: I dOn'T sNaCk NoW yOu GuIsE!!11
Also Amber: Sho for my next meeyull... I'm gonna be eateen this whole bag of chewie sweets lol
Bro she actively has to stop herself from eating the fucking dog treats that come in the bark box. As soon as she gets an edible item in or near her hand she almost goes into "taste test" mode and starts talking about it like shes gonna eat it. She does this with anything handed to her even my girlfriend-s food. She cant be near anything technically edible without absent-mindedly hoovering it up. Her eyes glaze over. Her speech patterns go into fat bitch mode. Her default setting is eating.


Fat cow
 
Bro she actively has to stop herself from eating the fucking dog treats that come in the bark box.

If I were a betting person, I'd bet she has tried some of them - especially the jerkies. We know how she loves jerky.

Her default setting is eating.

That's the most succinct and correct description of Hamber I've ever seen.

Look at this shit:

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Won't ride horses, because "oh, poor animals!", but is willing to sit on her My Gorlfriend,
Wipey's, lap.

Has it occurred to you, Hamber, that you would be putting THREE "whole ass humans" on her lap? Or, about half of the weight of a horse?

You're not opposed to riding horses. You're too fucking fat to get on one at this point. If you could always use someone/something else's legs to walk, you'd do it in a heartbeat, and have - scooters, anyone?
 
I am trying to make sense (I know, I know) of what Amber is telling us.

1. If she lied about the appointment, why schedule it at 8:00 am? She hates getting up that early, so she could as well schedule it for 3:00 pm.

2. Why does the Cancer Centre not have the appointment and a file on her? This would not make sense if she was a patient there.

3. If she phoned the Cancer Centre for refills of her prescriptions, why no records? Again, if a doctor signs off her prescriptions, they had to consult her file for it, but why are they no records of it at the Cancer Centre?

I have one possibility:

In many places, including the U.S., doctors are not always staff at the hospital but have privileges at the facility. They may be part of a private practice that sees patients and uses facilities like the Cancer Centre to do procedures like the one that Amber had.

What Amber did was contact by phone the oncology consultant's office which is not likely at the Cancer Centre. Since Amber did not bother to do a follow-up in the last 2 years, she would be unaware of the location of her oncology consultant's office and instead went to the Cancer Centre where she had surgery. The appointment was probably at the consultant's office and not at the Cancer Centre. So she missed her appointment. This also explains, why no record at the Cancer Centre, she was never a patient of the Centre but a patient of the consultant who did the surgery at the Centre. If she had blood tests or CT scans, they could have been done anywhere and the report sent to the consultant.

Of course, Amber knows better than anyone else, and she must be working hard to sue someone for their incompetence.
 
She doesn't give a shit about the well being of any animal let alone horses.
Stop the animal-loving empath act already. Little ol' ''FuckMyPetsUnlessTheyMakeMeLookGoodLynn''.

Fatty is out of touch with regular human bodies. Whether or not you like horse riding in any form, a person at a healthy weight does not affect a HORSE at all. They are powerful animals. Not everyone is built like you.

She's so fucking stupid.
I couldn't even stomach the video, one quick scroll through the comments was enough. Everyone is sooooo proud!
 
1. If she lied about the appointment, why schedule it at 8:00 am? She hates getting up that early, so she could as well schedule it for 3:00 pm.

Probably for the benefit of her My Gorlfriend, Wipey. it's far easier to accompany your partner to an appointment at the start of your day, instead of trying to break into the later part. By then, you're up to your ass in alligators. Her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, appears to work normal daytime hours.
2. Why does the Cancer Centre not have the appointment and a file on her? This would not make sense if she was a patient there.
They'd need to have had a complete systems meltdown, plus have all the backups be crushed and set on fire by a meteor.....or, they have nothing on her because she never went to that office. Or she's just lying her shelf ass off.


3. If she phoned the Cancer Centre for refills of her prescriptions, why no records? Again, if a doctor signs off her prescriptions, they had to consult her file for it, but why are they no records of it at the Cancer Centre?

Ditto for "multiple" CT scans she claims she's had over the past two years. Ditto for any followup visit she did - like to get stitches or staples out.

I have one possibility:

In many places, including the U.S., doctors are not always staff at the hospital but have privileges at the facility. They may be part of a private practice that sees patients and uses facilities like the Cancer Centre to do procedures like the one that Amber had.

That UK center is a teaching/clinical/research hospital, and I would be terribly surprised if the doctors there were not affiliated with that hospital regardless of location (either at the center or in a satellite office). She claims to be visiting an oncologist at an office within the center itself, so they would almost certainly be affiliated with the center and access the same system as everyone else in that center.

All physicians that are part of the same hospital network have access to the same electronic record systems, so wherever you go, they all have access to the same records of treatments and the same appointment references. I've seen the frontline people having to redirect patients to other places for their appointments because they're in the wrong area or they've shown up at the wrong time.


What Amber did was contact by phone the oncology consultant's office which is not likely at the Cancer Centre.
When that saga started, she filmed her, Becky, and Kristine going to the Markey Center at least once for an appointment. Also, since she's ResearchLynn, how did she find that phone number? Probably through a google search. Most of those that pop up have a map of the location in addition to the phone number. There's no reason for her not to know where the office is.

Since Amber did not bother to do a follow-up in the last 2 years, she would be unaware of the location of her oncology consultant's office and instead went to the Cancer Centre where she had surgery. The appointment was probably at the consultant's office and not at the Cancer Centre. So she missed her appointment. This also explains, why no record at the Cancer Centre, she was never a patient of the Centre but a patient of the consultant who did the surgery at the Centre. If she had blood tests or CT scans, they could have been done anywhere and the report sent to the consultant.

Except: she says that even though she was basically a walk-in, she saw a NP there. This is a lie and would never happen, of course, but she also said something about them "going through her record" and not finding what phantom doctor prescribed the estradiol (even though she said in a previous video it was her oncologist). She should make up her mind, either they knew her, or they're totally incompetent and just waving someone else's record in her face. I suppose that doesn't matter a whole lot since she's lying about it all but I would love to se her twist herself into a knot trying to explain it away.

Of course, Amber knows better than anyone else, and she must be working hard to sue someone for their incompetence.

Apathetic Faxx has a compilation of Hamber talking about the estrogen situation type deal, and it torpedoes anything she might claim in a legal case. I imagine her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, is the driving force behind that nonsense.Either her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, believes the bullshit story Hamber has ginned up and really thinks a malpractice suit would go anywhere (Psst, Fat Ham and your My Gorlfriend, Wipey, not a chance in hell) or her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, is just another fucking grifter attempting to suck on the teat of a stupid lawsuit that she hopes like hell would be settled by the insurance company and not taken to trial. IF she is so stupid as to get some sewer-dwelling, last in their class lawyer to take this on and it went to trial, she'd be crushed by the team on the side of the hospital and doctor(s). But I would love to see not just a dismissal but a finding in favor of the hospital, with her paying their legal fees. A little bonus would be a reprimand to the lawyer who took her on and filed the thing, but that's a little greedy.


Whoops, edit to add: someone did the tedious work:
 
That UK center is a teaching/clinical/research hospital, and I would be terribly surprised if the doctors there were not affiliated with that hospital regardless of location (either at the center or in a satellite office). She claims to be visiting an oncologist at an office within the center itself, so they would almost certainly be affiliated with the center and access the same system as everyone else in that center.”

I stand corrected. I have done work at a teaching hospital and there is absolutely no way that they would lose patient information, even if they change name, sex, etc. The patient data is codified with a unique identifier, and the data is searchable numerous ways, such as physician’s name, procedure date, etc. When you want to do a longitudinal study, you need access to a large amount data, and the data validity is essential. So, what she is saying is absolute bullocks.

I am starting to wonder if the cancer saga is rubbish.
 
The end comes for us all, eventually. Hers will just be sooner than ours.


BuT sHe'S cHaNgInG sHtO mUcH, yOu GuIsE!



I appreciate the sentiment, thank you.

As my mother was diagnosed with cancer on Friday - perhaps Stage 4, pending results on a liver biopsy - my anger will keep me going against this colossal waste of space on this fair earth. It's also the reason I've been so salty about Hamber's tall tales of late, and I apologize in full for my behavior toward everyone these past few days. I'll offer no excuses, as that's entirely on me, and I'll try my best to keep in mind that this bitch, in the grand scheme of things, is merely the sideshow freak of the modern, online, carnival, and none of that should spill over onto all of you, my fellow assholes.

I'm so sorry to hear that. Bad things happen to good people and that's just a fact of life. Let your mom know that you love her and be the best kid you absolutely can be for her.
 
As my mother was diagnosed with cancer on Friday - perhaps Stage 4, pending results on a liver biopsy - my anger will keep me going against this colossal waste of space on this fair earth. It's also the reason I've been so salty about Hamber's tall tales of late, and I apologize in full for my behavior toward everyone these past few days.
I'm really, really sorry to hear this. I think a lot of people here had similar situations with loved ones and cancer, which are horrendous.

That's why this narrative she's pushing is so galling- UNCARING AND INCOMPETENT HEALTH CARE SYSTEM GAVE POISONOUS DRUG TO SURVIVOR FOR 2 YEARS, Y'ALL. THEY CAN'T EVEN FIND HER RECORDS!!!!

Also, the notion that a new cancer= payday? Fucking gross. Who thinks like that, especially after Becky and Destiny had moms die from cancer?!??
 
Who thinks like that, especially after Becky and Destiny had moms die from cancer?!??
That's exactly it though. Like, she was pissed off when Becky's mom DIED of cancer and didn't even want to let Becky go to the funeral (or ended up not letting her go? it's been a while sorry,) and everyone felt bad for Becky/her mom not fat fucking Amberlynn Reid. She needs Cancer 2 to happen so she can get the real asspats cancer sufferers get! Like Becky's mom! Fuck her!
 
@Situation Type Deal Gorl I’m so sorry, dude. I’ve been there with my own family. Feel free to dm me if you want support.

I’ve been of the opinion that Amber had precancerous cells and she’s such a massive fuck that it was safer to just yeet her uterus for safety. If she actually developed metastatic cancer in her body it’d be just desserts for someone so smug about not doing even the slightest bit of aftercare to prevent it from returning or actually spreading.
 
Different arc for me and my moms...it wasn't cancer, it was Stage 4 dementia. The hospital and attending physician were in touch with me daily. I answered my phone and the doctor told me point blank the end was near. Told him I would be there in 24 hours (I'm in AZ, she was in AL). He said "We're talking minutes, not hours." I broke down completely. Told him to observe her DNR order. He said he'd do that and make sure it was painless for her. He called me back in less than an hour. She had passed.

I only relate this because the medical community IS INDEED caring and compassionate. No, they don't lose your records, Hamber. No, they don't fuck up on refilling your prescriptions. And FUCK NO they only prescribe based on need.

The fact that you tend to be an ER gypsy, skipping to and fro with your self-diagnosed bullshit, WITHOUT a Primary Care Physician is totally on YOU, you worthless cunt. That is not how real Healthcare works and your literally too fucking stupid to admit that if you weren't constantly trying to grift the system, you might actually have a real doctor that could care for you in the proper manner.

That's all on YOU. Go ahead and sue. Your fat ass will be laughed right of court with shame and disgust. They did the best for you THAT YOU WOULD LET THEM DO.

You care no more about your massive, gluttonous, obese self health than what you're gonna shove in your face as soon as your done reading the truth I just smacked your lard ass with.
 
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