🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Wonky Eye]

the other thing with the fitbit I don't understand, is if it was showing 60 and she was having anxiety it wouldn't be 60. Anxiety raises your heart rate. If you were "having anxiety" and your heart rate was 60, it means the fucking thing can't read your heart rate properly or it's broken or you're too fat.

nah, apparently she saw the fitbit show 60bpm and it made her anxious.
Now the real question is why did that heart rate make her anxious ? Doctor MedicineWomanLynn must have googled "heart rate" and seen this :

When we talk about your heart rate, we are actually referring to your resting heart rate. Medically defined as the ‘lowest amount of blood you need when you are not exercising’, your resting heart rate is the rate at which your heart is pumping the minimum amount of blood you require to go about your day-to-day activities.


The normal resting heart rate for older children and adults (aged 10 and above) is 60 – 100 beats per minute (bpm).
source: https://www.mountelizabeth.com.sg/healthplus/article/heart-rate-what-is-normal-and-what-is-not

So why did a normal heart rate scare her ?
My bet is it wasn't the number on the screen but rather the fact that her wrist has become too fat, and the fitbit is now too uncomfortable.

edit : spoilered instead of quoted

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

So I was checking shit out on Reddit yesterday and they were claiming that the Ham seemed stoned in this last video. At first I thought “y’all some dumb mother fuckers”……UNTIL I actually watched a recap of said video. When fatty was sitting at her standing desk (chuckle), she actually kinda seemed high. Her eyelids are very much at half mast, her words are rather slurry and she keeps itching her nose throughout. I’m wondering if wifey introduced her to the greeny green OR she might be on opiates due to the nose itching. If she was stoned on anything, I can only imagine she’d be one of those paranoid munchie morons who should NEVER get high because they trip balls over the dumbest shit…….like their Fitbit reading a rather normal resting heart rate. Just food (no Amber back!) for thought.

 

[dacwcman68]

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Some screenshots from her dumbass Q&A on Instagram. Thoughts? I think she's finally going to admit to having beetus as well as some clickbaity video on her lab results. Or she's lying about everything. What a cow.

I can't imagine what trying to draw blood from Amber's arm is like. Prayers to the poor phlebotomist that had to traverse that meat slab of an arm.

Also got a laugh out of her being "scared" to find out if she's diabetic. My sister in Christ just look at the last 40+ videos you've uploaded, you don't need blood work to tell you that. I wonder if her GP coddles her to the same extent that this """therapist""" does and recommends her books about how diabetes is fatphobic anyways.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I can't imagine what trying to draw blood from Amber's arm is like. Prayers to the poor phlebotomist that had to traverse that meat slab of an arm.

Well according to Dr LynnMedicineWoman, aka the most educated YouTuber who would never lah, it's not THAT hard to find a vein or so she declared that time "the main doctor" sent a "minion" (otherwise known as a nurse) to take blood from Dusty when she was in hospital. So she can just do her own bloods

 

[lol cow supreme]

She's shooo nervous about trying a new flavor of Triscuit...but only kinda nervous about knowing you have diabetes ffs.

ETA as to not double post:
She's probably going to come back as low iron due to her absolutely garbage diet and nutrition absorbtion and start saying she's out of breath and cant excercise because she's anemic and she needs to eat more to bring her iron up you guise.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She will initially lie about having the beetus. Then she will admit to having a little bit o beetus. She will cure her little bit o beetus by gaining 50 pounds like the deathfats before her, so stop judging the crap she eats, she doesn't even have it any more!

I am not sure if she will address it right away. First, her videos are 2-3 weeks old, so it won’t be for a while. Second, as you mentioned, any results will be dismissed as unclear that might require further testing and eventually come back as normal. She did this with her blood pressure, and probably any other conditions she has. She’ll tell us that she is “big but healthy”.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

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Some screenshots from her dumbass Q&A on Instagram. Thoughts? I think she's finally going to admit to having beetus as well as some clickbaity video on her lab results. Or she's lying about everything. What a cow.

Tellonym, Instagram, whatever.... this bitch needs attention and she obviously ain't getting it from her pet nigga, just like she never got it from the Thumb, but pretended she was when on camera.
With this hog, whatever you see on camera, I always take it to be the opposite in her private life. Madly in love on camera = lining up a new caretaker. Eating 2500 calories every day = 500 pound dainty gorl.

I am not sure if she will address it right away. First, her videos are 2-3 weeks old, so it won’t be for a while. Second, as you mentioned, any results will be dismissed as unclear that might require further testing and eventually come back as normal. She did this with her blood pressure, and probably any other conditions she has. She’ll tell us that she is “big but healthy”.

Don't forget we've already had Fatty telling us that we have yet another Jenny Cregg saga to sleep through. This time is was so successful, that she's still looks as fat as she did at the start of this year.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Imagine being the "gf", and having to suffer through pretending to be delighted with whatever juvenile gift Fatty so thoughtfully orders.

"Are those the salt and pepper shakers? I love it!"
"A panda coat? That's everything!"

It's like listening to dad be wowed over the tie he just got, to go with the seven he previously received on various holidays and birthdays.

 

[mekalekahi]

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

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Can you attach a vibrator to a wipe aid?

 

[PB4ZZZ]

She probably has had diabetes for a while and she didn't attend to it. Now all this good press on incretins, used to treat diabetes, helping with weight loss, it's convenient for her to use it as an excuse to try and get a script for some... she'll tell us she's taking it solely for weight loss though.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

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Better not.

 

[mekalekahi]

I can’t think of anything worse than Amber filming a sex toy haul with Jade sitting at the desk next to her.

“So this is a WHEEEZZZEEEE BABE STOPPPP!!!! So WHEEEZZEE SQUEAL I CANT LIKE WHO AM I RIGHT NOW?!! Wait this one’s like creeping me out like she’s looking Ruullyy weird STOOOIOPPP BABEEE I LOVE YOU”

 

[TC-P]

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Please do not. Seriously I do not need to know.

 

[I am vomit]

I am gonna actually vomit if she shows us her crusty ass sex toys.

 

[Pippeyy]

I am gonna actually vomit if she shows us her crusty ass sex toys.

It was enough when she said one was holding up the plate while she stuffed her face.

 

[FatalTater]

I feel like if Amber get diagnosed with diabetes she'll -

- not mention it and deny it if anyone asks.

- mention it but keep eating high-carb high-sugar foods to bait people into commenting on her videos.

- lean in and make it her Whole Thing as if she's the only person ever to have diabetes before, complete with sugar free candy taste tests and new low-glycemic food mukbangs. Will she like it? Will she be scared? Also hauls of diabetic supplies. Test strips, shooper kyuute loose fitting socks, etc.

 

[Gergg]

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Sex toys include: squeegee, 2 8 foot or better solid steel h-beams, engine hoist, OSHA approved hardhat with lamp, 2 backup waterproof flashlights (yes you will lose one if not all 3 lights in the cave folds), emergency flares, rapelling gear and harness.

Please notify 3 next of kin of your intentions so emergency services can be called if you dont resurface on time.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I feel like if Amber get diagnosed with diabetes she'll -

- not mention it and deny it if anyone asks.

Most likely

- mention it but keep eating high-carb high-sugar foods to bait people into commenting on her videos.

You mean not changing from what she is doing now.

- lean in and make it her Whole Thing as if she's the only person ever to have diabetes before, complete with sugar free candy taste tests and new low-glycemic food mukbangs.

New taste tests of products that she will try only once and then go back to her old self.

Will she like it? Will she be scared?

IF cancer did not scare her, nothing will.

Also hauls of diabetic supplies. Test strips,

A new set of containers for supplies that she will never use.

shooper kyuute loose fitting socks, etc.

No socks fit those legs, so, no.

 

[FatalTater]

If cancer did not scare her, nothing will.

She seems terrified of the idea of having a food that isn't orgasm-inducing. Never seen anything like it.