🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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So she was having the bagels at 01:25?
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Maybe Jayde likes Indiana Jones?
You know the temple scene?
This had to be some role play shit they partake in.
 
Angel Dust said:
Had a boss once who microwaved her bagels, then ripped chunks off of it to dip into cream cheese.

Bullshit on never having that lasagna. I'm sure some autist could find an old video of her eating one. Stouffers??? Fucking Stouffer's??? That's one step above Banquet brand.
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I mean, I do that with bagels but I don't microwave them lmao. But only the to go ones you can get at a cafeteria lmao.

Also she claims to have never eaten certain things all of the fucking time and if you find she has actually eaten it before it's because she "didn't remember" so it's not her fault.
 
If she would just call her channel what it is (an eating/feeder channel) she wouldnt have so much anxiety. Even a pathological liar has to get anxious about lying all the damn time to a couple thousand people? Plus that would bring back her normal engagement. She could honestly just be happier being herself (as happy as a 500lb lardass could be.)

I wonder what it must be like living in lala land? Seriously like Kentucky is getting hit hard since the scotus ruling and Amber gives no fucks. Yes i know she has no qualms (haha imagine her pronouncing qualm) about getting knocked up but we are kinda fucked down here in deep south red areas.

give me polisperg stickers for that it's cool ... but ive been wondering about that for a few days.

As much as she talks about it we've all talked about it. It's not like her fatass can just jump and move anywhere.
 
Clown Baby said:
Thinking that Amber "isn't a lesbian" doesn't mean you automatically think she's straight. I think it's more likely that Amber is bisexual and chooses to be with women over men because it's the easiest way to get out of having sex. She never had sex with Casey or Krystle, because she said she was afraid to, that she smelled bad down there, whatever million excuses she would make up. The first and only person she actually had sex with was Destiny (let's be real the term 'had sex' is used loosely here, she let Destiny wiggle a fingee on her clit that's about all) and I think it's likely Destiny is the only person she ever really loved who loved her back in the same way.
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I think Hamber is really asexual. She's just too much of a narc to feel anything good toward anyone more than mild affection, much less real love. Even that can evaporate pretty quickly if they piss her off or if she thinks, even wrongly, that they're after her or maligning her or whatever. The only person she's ever had sex with is Density, who is, coincidentally, the only person she's ever felt more than a little attracted to.

Pearlxx said:
Also she claims to have never eaten certain things all of the fucking time and if you find she has actually eaten it before it's because she "didn't remember" so it's not her fault.
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Amazing that she can remember grabbing a styrofoam bowl of hot noodles out of the microwave, though. At four fucking years old. Sure, Hamber,

Rotogravure said:
Every time I read this thread lately I find myself wondering how on earth this content is still making her any kind of money.
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For that moment where she comes close to death, but she's just too fucking fat for him to rope and tie her, so he puts her back in the river to live another day. Back in the day, we'd have a better chance of getting that because she had her phone on, recording every single thing she did and all the side characters in her freak show. Now, we have to hope that she has it recording when she has a near miss.
 
Gotta love how the Fitbit had to go because of her anxiety. What was giving you so much anxiety Hamber, your heart rate being in the 200s while sitting or being faced with the fact you get maybe 500 steps a day? Or maybe anything that holds her accountable in any way is just too anxiety inducing.
Truth be told she probably broke the strap with those ham hocks she calls wrists.
 
Amber's eating a food she's never tried before? How quirky! I hope she's not too scared... Aw look! It's okay! She's happy!

barf.

I'll bet she's tried it before! Let me go back and click on a huge number of her old videos to prove it! Let's all do that! click click click, watch watch watch.... Oh but HOW is this channel making her any money?

Seriously, if her audience can't see the manipulation for what it is? They deserve to sit back and be jealous of a useless lump that makes more money in one month than they have all year.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Amazing that she can remember grabbing a styrofoam bowl of hot noodles out of the microwave, though. At four fucking years old. Sure, Hamber
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Memories usually start forming at 3 and you're more likely to remember something from that age if it was traumatic, which it sounds like it was.

Though, I'm pretty sure the truama didn't come from the burns but rather the fact she had to seek medical attention before getting to eat. We all know how Amber prefers to prioritize food over any sort of medical help.
 
I know they are doing it on purpose but Hamber's sperging / cackling over her latest Amazon/Torrid trash molments and NiggaJade's creepy feeder encouragement are just rage inducing. Couple that with fatty's increasingly round and punchable smug face and it's enough to make you want to jerk the wheel into oncoming traffic and just end it all. top fucking hats.
 
The continued reading of the calories is hilarious.
Telling your audience how many calories are in the shit you eat is irrelevant when you're eating thousands more off-camera. More ''woe is me, muh anxieteeeeeee''. Poor Wamber.

The Fitbit issue is so perfectly representative of her whole personality. Your heart rate is fucked because you're a fat cunt, so what do you do? Rid yourself of the object forcing you to take notice of your health instead of y'know, getting to the root of your dodgy heart rate.
She's such a fucking child, always screeching ''la la la, can't hear you'' when it involves her weight related health issues.

She may aswell throw away her scales because they remind her that she's a morbidly obese sack of wank.

That dress is hideous, it's so plain but still somehow awful.
Is Jade putting on a voice? The fuck is she doing. The fake lovey dovey act is so obnoxious.
 
PerfPaz said:
Memories usually start forming at 3 and you're more likely to remember something from that age if it was traumatic, which it sounds like it was.

Though, I'm pretty sure the truama didn't come from the burns but rather the fact she had to seek medical attention before getting to eat. We all know how Amber prefers to prioritize food over any sort of medical help.
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I swear she's told this story multiple times and it always changes. She was 4, 10, 8, a teenager. Unless this dumb shit is burning herself every year with microwave noodles then add it to the list of her lahs
 
PerfPaz said:
Memories usually start forming at 3 and you're more likely to remember something from that age if it was traumatic, which it sounds like it was.
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She's a pathologically lying sociopath. This event never occurred, guaranteed. And she doesn't have any fucking trouble recalling her fucking childhood. My "at four" is more that she managed to get shit out of the microwave. She's short with trex arms and will always have been that way. She's also lazy as fuck, and I can guarantee that goes all the way back to her childhood, too.

PerfPaz said:
Though, I'm pretty sure the truama didn't come from the burns but rather the fact she had to seek medical attention before getting to eat. We all know how Amber prefers to prioritize food over any sort of medical help.
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There was no trauma. It's the same bullshit story about her getting run over by geese/chickens, except migrated inside.

dfranki723 said:
The continued reading of the calories is hilarious.
Telling your audience how many calories are in the shit you eat is irrelevant when you're eating thousands more off-camera. More ''woe is me, muh anxieteeeeeee''. Poor Wamber.
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WhambulanceLynn.

dfranki723 said:
The Fitbit issue is so perfectly representative of her whole personality. Your heart rate is fucked because you're a fat cunt, so what do you do? Rid yourself of the object forcing you to take notice of your health instead of y'know, getting to the root of your dodgy heart rate.
She's such a fucking child, always screeching ''la la la, can't hear you'' when it involves her weight related health issues.
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No way has that Fitbit been measuring anything accurately on that parade balloon wrist. It was probably at thelimit for the band and was cutting off circulation. Precisely what she needs, to go with the beetus rampaging through her system.

 
Did anyone else notice the slots on Jade's phone in Amber's new video at 14 mins? Even if it's just an ad, ads are targeted based on the user's activity both within and outside the current app being used. Considering she also buys scratchies, seems like someone's maintaining a gambling addiction here.
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dfranki723 said:
The continued reading of the calories is hilarious.
Telling your audience how many calories are in the shit you eat is irrelevant when you're eating thousands more off-camera. More ''woe is me, muh anxieteeeeeee''. Poor Wamber.
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This is why she is not serious about losing weight. If she was eating only 2,000 calories, she would be losing about 5 pounds a week. Instead, her only fluctuations are due to her sodium intake. She is making no effort to cut her calories.

dfranki723 said:
The Fitbit issue is so perfectly representative of her whole personality. Your heart rate is fucked because you're a fat cunt, so what do you do? Rid yourself of the object forcing you to take notice of your health instead of y'know, getting to the root of your dodgy heart rate.
She's such a fucking child, always screeching ''la la la, can't hear you'' when it involves her weight related health issues.
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
No way has that Fitbit been measuring anything accurately on that parade balloon wrist. It was probably at thelimit for the band and was cutting off circulation.
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Either the Fitbit is too tight, or her resting heart rate is much higher. There is no way that a 500 pounds woman with a BMI of nearly 90 has a resting rate of 60 bpm. She probably read on WebMD that a resting heart rate of 100 or higher could be an indication of congestive heart failure, and she decided to do something about it and got rid of the Fitbit. Problem solved. That is the same reason she refuses to have any blood tests done. Of course, she could tell us that the reading on the Fitbit is wrong because of its wonky batteries.
 
Angel Dust said:
Bullshit on never having that lasagna. I'm sure some autist could find an old video of her eating one. Stouffers??? Fucking Stouffer's??? That's one step above Banquet brand.
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Trust me, you don't get to be her size without eating anything and everything that comes into your orbit. The only things I could possibly imagine Fatty not to have tried are fruits and vegetables, but even then I would imagine her 'abusers' 'forced' her to at least try them once. Much like when her 'abusers' 'forced' her to drink semi-skimmed instead of full-fat milk. The evil bastards.
Rotogravure said:
Every time I read this thread lately I find myself wondering how on earth this content is still making her any kind of money.
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She's a car crash/dumpster fire. I tried ignoring this latest snoozefest, yet here I am, with spare time on my hands, being pulled back into this shit. Even I don't know why the fuck I bother...
A Widdle Woach said:
Gotta love how the Fitbit had to go because of her anxiety. What was giving you so much anxiety Hamber, your heart rate being in the 200s while sitting or being faced with the fact you get maybe 500 steps a day? Or maybe anything that holds her accountable in any way is just too anxiety inducing.
Truth be told she probably broke the strap with those ham hocks she calls wrists.
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Don't forget in the previous video, it was charging for most of the day. The video before that, she hit just over 2000 steps. The video before that, she hit just over 2000 and said next day would be better. She just got her fat ass trapped in a corner with it, so finds it easier to lah about not using it. Hell she might even get sympathy for it causing her angs-sigh-et-eee. It wouldn't shock me if it was 200 beats per minute and certainly not 60. I don't need to say why she's not gone to ER with that - it's just more made up bullshit.
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For Becky when she goes out behind the chicken coop, a pistol skin to make any gun look like a Nintendo gun.
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Stuck in that sty with Her Royal Fatness, every single day... how long do you think you'd last with a loaded gun before you did the world a favor and offed the hog?
 
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