🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Here is the court complaint for Jade Francis, if anyone wants to read it.

Interesting. I thought the statute of limitations limited these sorts of complaints to 180 days beyond the last known date of discrimination, with 300 days tacked on if there are local or state laws barring the same type of discrimination. So, 480 days total. Did a quick calc, and Sept 30, 2020 to Fec 14, 2022, is 502 days. Be a pity if he lawsuit brought by Jade Francis against AptDeco was tossed for coming in beyond the statute of limitations. I'd wager they could also claim undue hardship in the "reasonable accommodation" portion of the Act, if granting those items the "gf" demanded means the "customer experience" (fucking business buzzword bingo) would b materially impacted. It would also be terrible if they somehow found out that the "gf"'s argument about being worried about being required to return to the office and COVID was a big, fat lie, given her complete lack of reluctance to fly to another state - going through more than one airport and being in very close quarters on at least one plane full of other people - doesn't seem to have worried her at all related to her alleged disability.

Ah, so the plot thickens. That’s probably why she won’t show her face on video and Amber can’t even say her name.

If the defendants have any brains, they could probably get this tossed, for SOL reasons. Or, they could agree o trial by jury, ask for a speedy trial date, and dump these things into testimony: SOL, undue hardship in accommodations, and travel and moving during COVID. They could also point to her moving out of state, when they require someone to be in the office, basd on their policy, as a return to pre-pandemic regular work shifts.

Legit question, in these type of cases won’t companies hire private investigators to follow the person around and see how disabled they actually are? Or am I thinking of insurance fraud?

Generally worker's comp where people are claiming 50%+ disability caused by injuries sustained on the job are prime targets for the PI thing, as are slip and fall types of cases (slipping on something in the grocery store, falling into a manhole, etc.).

If she knew how to shop, we wouldn’t get grocery hauls every couple days. 2 absolute retards going grocery shopping is only entertaining once. Jade needs to buy a muzzle for her hambeast next time they go out.

She acts like it's the time before refrigeration, when people had to shop every couple of days because fresh food would rot if kept for any longer period of time.

 

[Asmobaby]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SzfLO3oaSlE

#justiceforgracie

Seriously, though, Mr. Snowflake is a national treasure. He actually makes Hamber's content watchable.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

This absolute cesspit of a bitch doesn't even toast her goddamn garbage bagels. So fucking triggered rn.

Actively losing weight y'all.

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

This absolute cesspit of a bitch doesn't even toast her goddamn garbage bagels. So fucking triggered rn.
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Actively losing weight y'all.
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She's so impatient for her fix that she can't wait a couple of minutes to toast a fucking bagel. She's a full-blown addict. People with BED don't plan their binges. Addicts who get off on prepping and planning to do their drug of choice do.

 

[Billie Ross]

This is my first post on this board.

This fat piece of shit will die of fat-related causes in November 2022.

Screenshot this.

She'll kill us all of boredom way before that.

 

[Angry Nipple]

I’ve not seen these posted yet, but please forgive me if I somehow missed them.

The first picture is a comment ALR left on AlexIsShook’s video and the second is her responding to someone’s reply to said comment. Unfortunately (and somewhat unsurprisingly), I wasn’t able to find the original comment, so these screenshots are courtesy of the Narc Alert and AlexIsShook.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

This is my first post on this board.

This fat piece of shit will die of fat-related causes in November 2022.

Screenshot this.

I’m hoping for the BrokeLynn “back to the meth lab trailer we go” arc when her YouTube channel tanks first. Then and only then may she have the heart attack. I want my goddamn moneys worth first.

 

[Tardprincess]

Because of her size you probably wouldn't see instant weight loss, her fat would turn into muscle and the only way she would really see a difference is by measuring herself (bust, hips and waist).

She's gotta be 5-6 feet around, I'm not sure you can even get tailor's tape in that length.
And she'd be pulling the tape so hard to prove she lost an inch, or say shes so swolleeeeen that she'll take off 2 inchess just to account for wator waiyyyt

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I'm not sure if the warning not to microwave those noodle cups is based on carcinogens being released or the danger of it melting/deforming as you pick it up.

But if it's the latter; she'd be nursing that burn until the day she dies if the state of her arms are anything to go by.

 

[Lack of a better nickname]

She's gotta be 5-6 feet around, I'm not sure you can even get tailor's tape in that length.
And she'd be pulling the tape so hard to prove she lost an inch, or say shes so swolleeeeen that she'll take off 2 inchess just to account for wator waiyyyt

When I was obese (127kg, about half an Amberlynn) I used to have a 4.5 feet waist. And I'm 5'10. No way she is 5 or 6 feet around

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Two mini bagels - of course it's carbs, she has to carb load for her walking, you know, geez. Just like that nasty, cardboard StoveTop "stuffing" she ate a box of yesterday. Hey, Hamber, here's a tip, in the event you are out off StoveTop the next time you get a hankerin' fer it and don't want to have to wait for InstaCart to deliver: put 1/4 up of water in a pan, and add two tablespoons of salt, a teaspoon of black pepper, a dash of thyme, a pinch of rosemary, and two teaspoons of garlic powder to the water. Let that come to a simmer, and stir it a couple of times to make sure everything has dissolved. Then take two slices of bread, throw them in the pan, let it summer for one minutes, slam a lid on it, and take it off the heat. Let sit for one minute. Serve. Delicious! And only the bread has any calories to count!

Not enough garlic salt, Mrs Dash table blend, Mrs Dash italian blend, Mrs Dash low sodiums blend, minced onion and tapatio for our gorl I'm afraid.

 

[Clown Baby]

People who believe Amber is straight are either sheltered 13 year olds or incels. Prove me wrong.

Thinking that Amber "isn't a lesbian" doesn't mean you automatically think she's straight. I think it's more likely that Amber is bisexual and chooses to be with women over men because it's the easiest way to get out of having sex. She never had sex with Casey or Krystle, because she said she was afraid to, that she smelled bad down there, whatever million excuses she would make up. The first and only person she actually had sex with was Destiny (let's be real the term 'had sex' is used loosely here, she let Destiny wiggle a fingee on her clit that's about all) and I think it's likely Destiny is the only person she ever really loved who loved her back in the same way.

Amber chooses relationships based on her lease being up and needing a new place to live, who can drive her to Walmart, who will give her attention, who won't try to stop her from eating and being a fat lazy cow, and most importantly, who will not pressure her to have sex. It's pretty easy to be in a long term relationship with a woman and not have sex. It's not easy to have a long term relationship with a man and not have sex.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I’ve not seen these posted yet, but please forgive me if I somehow missed them.

The first picture is a comment ALR left on AlexIsShook’s video and the second is her responding to someone’s reply to said comment. Unfortunately (and somewhat unsurprisingly), I wasn’t able to find the original comment, so these screenshots are courtesy of the Narc Alert and AlexIsShook.

Notice how any of her 'accomplishments' make her proud of herself - I walked for 1 minute....
Yet when she is found, held accountable or just outright fucks up, then suddenly that I becomes a WE - we can work on that, WE need to do better...

 

[beansoup]

She's gotta be 5-6 feet around, I'm not sure you can even get tailor's tape in that length.

According to Torrid; a size 6 (let's be real that's the size she actually fits) the "lower hip" area aka her gunt would be 72"-76" or 6'-6'4" (1.83-1.94m) around.

Spoiler

Fat fuck.

 

[El Conserje]

Amberverse on trial. Pilot episode


-N.Y. tired judge: Miss Reidd, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
-Amber: Omg, I'm like... So nervous? Isn't that so weird? It's like the whole hand on book situation type deal moment.
Nigga Jade: *sights*
-N.Y. tired judge: We don't have time. Please proceed.
-Amber: Wifey is like... Very aesthetic pleasing? I don't think she did nothing wrong.
-N.Y.T. judge: Do you think?
-Amber: Yeah like we moved to this really nice place in Kentucky early during the pandemic. Like going to other state is so brave.
-N.Y.T. judge: really? Is she hard working?
-Amber: Yeah. like she's always driving around to get my food even in night-time when she is stressed out. She is always smoking when taking Twinkie to a walk every morning too, but like... Ain't nobody perfect, right?
-Nigga Jade's defense attorney: this whole testimony is not related to the case.
-Amber: ... And the sex is like... Soooo good, guys. We can last 4 hours non stop. My babe is extremely healthy and athletic. She is like perfect. I can't believe it.
-N.Y.T.: Guilty. Next.

 

[King Fructose]

Amberverse on trial. Pilot episode


-N.Y. tired judge: Miss Reidd, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
-Amber: Omg, I'm like... So nervous? Isn't that so weird? It's like the whole hand on book situation type deal moment.
Nigga Jade: *sights*
-N.Y. tired judge: We don't have time. Please proceed.
-Amber: Wifey is like... Very aesthetic pleasing? I don't think she did nothing wrong.
-N.Y.T. judge: Do you think?
-Amber: Yeah like we moved to this really nice place in Kentucky early during the pandemic. Like going to other state is so brave.
-N.Y.T. judge: really? Is she hard working?
-Amber: Yeah. like she's always driving around to get my food even in night-time when she is stressed out. She is always smoking when taking Twinkie to a walk every morning too, but like... Ain't nobody perfect, right?
-Nigga Jade's defense attorney: this whole testimony is not related to the case.
-Amber: ... And the sex is like... Soooo good, guys. We can last 4 hours non stop. My babe is extremely healthy and athletic. She is like perfect. I can't believe it.
-N.Y.T.: Guilty. Next.

Amber: BAYYBE did I do good? Do you love me? Let’s go to chili’s to celebrate!!!

 

[Pirateporkchop]

Jade 'demands' a trial by jury. I hope to God that she gets it. That'll mean being back in the big city and Fatty left all alone with only Uber Eats for company.
Filed on 14th February, but states that Jade resides in Suffolk County, New York - lahs
Jade... 'reiterated that the stress from being overworked was the main cause of her seizures and aggravated/exacerbated her disability' - isn't she supposed to have 2 or 3 jobs now, as well as caretaker duties?
'Plaintiff Francis further suffers from panic attacks and cannot sleep at night' - handy for those 3am food runs

Now we know why Jade 'fell in love' with Fatty and moved to good ol' Bumfuck, Kentucky.
How long before Fatty is diagnosed with seizures?

To be fair she might be domiciled in new york still. If you have a voter card, or a DL, or something like a utility, paystubs etc that would allow to claim residency. "resides" isnt /quite/ the correct legal term but I dont think anyone would care.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Jade’s name on the lease would probably be enough to prove her legal residence is in Kentucky.

For S&Gs, I googled Jade’s attorney. He is pretty obviously not Law Review material. TLDR:

Paul has handled a large number of mediations which resulted in significant settlements for his clients

I shall refer to him from now on as BetterCallPaul.

 

[Tardprincess]

When I was obese (127kg, about half an Amberlynn) I used to have a 4.5 feet waist. And I'm 5'10. No way she is 5 or 6 feet around

If she is in 6x torrid clothing her hips have gotta be around 72 inches. Sure, she can squeeze ito a dress three sizes too small, but I'm pretty sure once the camera is off she has to take it off, and the sounds of the stitches ripping have got to be appalling. That and she wears dresses with a flowy skirt, but on her they're still ridiculously tight.

 

[lemondyke01]

Screen cap from Amber’s most recent video (12:57) my fiancé pointed out the name in the corner (Jade) so ddlg era coming up!