Turd Fergusson
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Agree. Would people be able to go to the trial? I hope the defendant will call Amber for questioning.
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I imagine we'll start seeing Jade's REAL reason for licking AmberLynn gash brought up in the comments of her videos (as always when the discussion starts here and then plops into the sruface level Haydur masses.
I'd like to see whether or not ALR would address it.
She is stupid enough to, even if it's just a ''no, that's not my girlfriend, babe isn't doeeen anything like that, you guyz are sooo like crazy, oh mah gahd'' but maybe Jade would forbid it.
Everyone knew it wasn't ''love'' that brought them together but now it looks even worse (somehow) on Jade's part.
I'd like to see whether or not ALR would address it.
She is stupid enough to, even if it's just a ''no, that's not my girlfriend, babe isn't doeeen anything like that, you guyz are sooo like crazy, oh mah gahd'' but maybe Jade would forbid it.
Everyone knew it wasn't ''love'' that brought them together but now it looks even worse (somehow) on Jade's part.
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She's a grifter who's gambling on a huge payout. That's why she's with Amber, who's physically helpless and emotionally retarded.
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People with epilepsy can drive if they’re stable with seizures and pass all the state’s tests. I imagine the moving states during a pandemic is much more the conflicting piece of evidence for her case.
FupaCitySheriff
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I wonder if that's why Jade only got the new car in January? She had to meet certain criteria before she was allowed to drive in Kentucky..
Strange how in the court documents she's still listed as living in New York, though.
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Does anyone think Amber is aware of this? I know she likely can't comprehend the legalities, but would Jade tell her the dumbed-down version? It makes me wonder what excuse Jade gave Hamber for why she refuses to be on camera.
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Someone asked her last year on livestream about her mom abusing that service dog from the police record and she denied it and said it’s a false rumor. Just like every thing in her life she will deny and move on even if there is video or voice recordings like the Norma messages.
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Cigarette smoking is especially complex in epilepsy because nicotine and tobacco smoke have both proconvulsant effects (e.g., reducing the anticonvulsive effects of certain antiseizure drugs) and anticonvulsant effects, which has been demonstrated in various human studies and animal models
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A subpoena sent over to whatever company helps them keep track of payroll/time cards can prove if the Pajeet who was Jade’s overseer really did screw the pooch with the hire dates being manually changed. This fuck-up, whether it was deliberate or accidental, resulting in her losing overtime hours, means they can be found guilty of wage theft.If the wage theft can be proven then the discrimination claims can easily be spoon fed to the jury of NYC knuckle-draggers
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low sodium
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I take a few days off, and things go berserk.
Well, good for him. Too bad he blotttedout the ##, though, there are some peopleout there in the world who could probabl have used that information.
Plenty of trans folk do these days. Apparently, they don't give a shit what the world thinks. Good for them.
Maybe she's getting a backbone. She could make some serious money doing a series of videos about Hamber and Hamber's shit (not the literal kind, that you). And I really wish she would, for two reasons. One, to just start fighting about against Big Ham. Stop allowing her to malign you, Becky, for things that have more to do with her than you. Two, because someone has to do it. FFS, that big blob of shit has everyone cowed (heh) and why? WTF could she possibly do to you now?
This bullshit wasn't written by the "gf". It's a perfect deflection of blame and responsibility that narcs do oh so well. Nope, still on you, Fatty.
Also Hamber. If you hate it, then move, heifer. OH yeah, walking is even too much trouble for your fat ass, how the fuck are you going to go anywhere?
Also Big Ham, she needs the drama to drive traffic to her daily fucking eating vlog. Unfortunately, it just makes people hate you more.
My thoughts exactly. She can't ride in a car, can't fit squashed into a plane seat (or two). I suppose she could fit on a train, sitting in a dining car the whole trip. A semi or large boat, maybe. Horse and buggy? The latter would be epic and something I might even pay to see.
I would have noped right out when the stench came flowing out of the place as she opened the door.
Remarkable, isn't it?
This is the problem with narcs who are not very bright. They never think of the consequences and/or think shit will splash back on them.
Someone should. First one out of the gate with the inside, firsthand intel on life with Hamber will make the most money.
Only if she keeps it up.
I don't think the "gf" would last in NYC very long.
The "gf" at least has a slight advantage as a former athlete. But that edge is eroding rapidly thanks to Hamber poisoning everyone and everything around her.
Everything Fat Ham does is imitative. She's never had an original thought in that fat head of hers in her life.
If someone "doesn't understand" why this fat, lazy cunt gets the hate she does, they deserve everything they get from this far, lazy cunt.
Are you serious with this shit? Fat doesn't magically turn into muscle. That isn't the way this works. Yes, at her fucking size you would see immediate changes if she wanted to lose weight and bothered trying.
Well, good for him. Too bad he blotttedout the ##, though, there are some peopleout there in the world who could probabl have used that information.
Plenty of trans folk do these days. Apparently, they don't give a shit what the world thinks. Good for them.
Maybe she's getting a backbone. She could make some serious money doing a series of videos about Hamber and Hamber's shit (not the literal kind, that you). And I really wish she would, for two reasons. One, to just start fighting about against Big Ham. Stop allowing her to malign you, Becky, for things that have more to do with her than you. Two, because someone has to do it. FFS, that big blob of shit has everyone cowed (heh) and why? WTF could she possibly do to you now?
This bullshit wasn't written by the "gf". It's a perfect deflection of blame and responsibility that narcs do oh so well. Nope, still on you, Fatty.
Also Hamber. If you hate it, then move, heifer. OH yeah, walking is even too much trouble for your fat ass, how the fuck are you going to go anywhere?
Also Big Ham, she needs the drama to drive traffic to her daily fucking eating vlog. Unfortunately, it just makes people hate you more.
My thoughts exactly. She can't ride in a car, can't fit squashed into a plane seat (or two). I suppose she could fit on a train, sitting in a dining car the whole trip. A semi or large boat, maybe. Horse and buggy? The latter would be epic and something I might even pay to see.
I would have noped right out when the stench came flowing out of the place as she opened the door.
Remarkable, isn't it?
This is the problem with narcs who are not very bright. They never think of the consequences and/or think shit will splash back on them.
Someone should. First one out of the gate with the inside, firsthand intel on life with Hamber will make the most money.
Only if she keeps it up.
I don't think the "gf" would last in NYC very long.
The "gf" at least has a slight advantage as a former athlete. But that edge is eroding rapidly thanks to Hamber poisoning everyone and everything around her.
Everything Fat Ham does is imitative. She's never had an original thought in that fat head of hers in her life.
If someone "doesn't understand" why this fat, lazy cunt gets the hate she does, they deserve everything they get from this far, lazy cunt.
Are you serious with this shit? Fat doesn't magically turn into muscle. That isn't the way this works. Yes, at her fucking size you would see immediate changes if she wanted to lose weight and bothered trying.
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If she knew how to shop, we wouldn’t get grocery hauls every couple days. 2 absolute retards going grocery shopping is only entertaining once. Jade needs to buy a muzzle for her hambeast next time they go out.
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People who believe Amber is straight are either sheltered 13 year olds or incels. Prove me wrong.
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Not bothering with days 5 of her not very interesting eating vlog except to say what the fuck with the sodium, goddamn.
Instead, lets skip to what will no doubt be an enthralling vlog of Big Ham and the "gf" sampling new and exciting cuisine that's something other than what you can find in any basic bodega.
-30 for the intro. It sucks.
Oh, FFS. Bitching about an "ang-zie-tee moment" right out of the gate, claims to have been crying. No, you didn't, and no, you weren't.
Meal one: Maruchan Cup O' Noodles. I thought for a moment i was in yesterday's video, but nope. Just Another day in the amberverse. Speaking of just another day, I think everyone will enjoy this:
Claims to have just put on her shirt, and I find that hard to believe given your tales about how you love to clean, Fat Ham, as it's covered in pet fur. Three possibles: you don't clean as thoroughly as you claim, the shirt laid around because you're too lazy to put away your clothes, or - and this is my guess - it's what you slept in. Whatever. Instead of,say, standing over a trash can and brushing that shit off, she just does it wherever it is she standing. Fake tits center frame in the camera.
She's wrestling with getting the plastic and then the lid off the fucking thing and it's making me stabby. And her breathing, good lord. She's sucking wind just standing there trying to get her bucket of sodium open. While she throws the container in the microwave instead of just putting a cup of water in to heat and then dumping that into the container, she's going to one again throw the thing into the microwave, as they tell you not to do, and go weight herself.
She "has a feeling" she's going to be up weight. You. Don't. Say. I bet it'll be because of the sodiumz. Can't use the car excuse for this one. Hmmm....trying to find another escape goat for Hamber to use. Ah, fuck it. You're fat because you eat too many calories, Fat Ham. Whatever amount that is, it's far more than 2k - 3k calories. But, lying is one of your defining characteristics, so no real surprise there. I'm going to go ahead and pre-round it to 500.
First, though, scintillating content: she waddles, hufffing, to the sink, and describes what she's doing like we're watching an autopsy. I suppose we are, really - it's curently just the autopsy of a sad, useless life. "I'm just filling this with water," she says, turning on the water. Seriously, you guise, her breathing. She's out of breath walking from the pantry to the sink. What happened to all those things it's so much easier to do now, Hamber? What happened to all that stamima? How's that Joaquin going, by the way? Still not that well, eh?
"I'm just going to put this in for two fifty," she says. "Two fifty. Don't know why I said that. Two minutes exactly." She then puts it in for less than a minute, turns to the camera and tries what I suppose is dancing.
Did you guise know she was a champion kor-REE-uh-graf-er?
Next meal. Wait, hold up. Where's the weight, bitch? Guess it must be pretty bad in the narrative she has going on here, LOL.
Two mini bagels - of course it's carbs, she has to carb load for her walking, you know, geez. Just like that nasty, cardboard StoveTop "stuffing" she ate a box of yesterday. Hey, Hamber, here's a tip, in the event you are out off StoveTop the next time you get a hankerin' fer it and don't want to have to wait for InstaCart to deliver: put 1/4 up of water in a pan, and add two tablespoons of salt, a teaspoon of black pepper, a dash of thyme, a pinch of rosemary, and two teaspoons of garlic powder to the water. Let that come to a simmer, and stir it a couple of times to make sure everything has dissolved. Then take two slices of bread, throw them in the pan, let it summer for one minutes, slam a lid on it, and take it off the heat. Let sit for one minute. Serve. Delicious! And only the bread has any calories to count!
Where were w? Ah. mini bagels. She "couldn't decide" whether she wanted sweet or savory, so in the truest sense of fat Ham, she has bolth. One with grape jelly, one with butter and cinnamon, one with regular cream cheese, and one with chive and onion cream cheese. The latter she has to look at the label for, to determine what kind it is, and to that I say, didn't you JUST schmear that on the bagel? Also, how many fucking varieties of cream cheese do you have that you don't know what it is if it isn't the regular version? I will never understand how these are not toasted, as is done in civilized society. Calories on that: who cares. She's rendering these little performative eating bits useless, as she is clearly eating a ton of other food she does not show us. Skipping past her shoveling all this shit into her piehole.
FFS. Groceries. Again. More lentil chip snack. Says she is trying to find foods that when she has the urge to "binge" - YOU DO NOT HAVE BED YOU CUNT - are not stratuspheric in calories. Oh, and she's not going to "stop bingeen" overnight". Go watch that video up above to understand why I found this to be hilarious. Blah blah blah calories on half a bag of these chips, as if she's going to eat just half a bag.
Veggie burgers, Fake chicken. Broccoli. Says "We love broccoli in this his house." Looks at the "gf" offcamera, giggles. Fuck you, you cunt. Oatmeal. More shit you dump into your water. Cinnamon sugar. Chicken. Ground turkey. (Turkey meatballs for dinner.)
Acts as if she "forgot" to put her weight in. 496.8. So, 500 pounds, still. "Fluctuations, amirite?" she asks, as if she is the first person to say this. No, bitch, haydur nation was, and it's amazing how it's "fluctuations" when the weight goes up, but you "actively losing weight" and being fine with "ounces a day" when it goes down. You're so fucking stupid.
Next meal. Frozen burrito. Two vanilla scones. You just unpacked a bunch of fucking groceries. Why are you eating shitty food when you could make something and listen to me hahahaha I am constantly forgetting I'm in the amberverse and ok, let's move along.
Shows some bullshit on the chalkboard that the "gf" wrote. Whatever. just fucking cook your goddamned meatballs. Or, rather, make your personal chef do it., so we can get the fuck done with this video.
Looks like the "gf" got her watch situation type deal upgraded, too, joining the digital age. At least she cooks with oil and doesn't thinking boiling meatballs is appetizing. Running through this shit at 2x. They also have rie with whatever the fuck Hamber puts in the water, and broccoli. Quick shot of Twonk. Garlic sauce (from a bottle, of course) on the meatballs. Boring ass plate.
Feeder porn,
Now we get Fat Ham interrupting the "gf"'s meal by grabbing her plate and holding it to the camera to show the "gf" always eats her veg first. Who gives a shit?
Riveting nontent: playing mario. Skip skip skip.
Baby talk at Rarity.
"Instead of bingeen by getting McD's", she eats a bag of lentil chips.
"Forgot" to tell us that she ordered a diet Dr Pepper from McD's earlier. No, you didn't. Claims to be "addicted" to their diet Dr Pepper and this fucking attitude is why you fail and why you will ALWAYS fail, FaiLynn.
End of video. Stats:
Weight: 496.8 (She is easily over 500, but reality is meaningless in the amberverse)
Steps: 2474 (Sure, Fat Ham)
Calories: 2265 (Only if we don't include the shit she ate that she "forgot" to tell us about.)
Oh, funny: she says she had "zero energy" today. Gosh, how the fuck could that be? It isn't like you ate a shitload of simple carbs, sodiumz, and sugar. She has to "get back into" walkeen and wants her audience to motivate her, "scream at me in the comments if you have to". Is that right, Ms "Tough love doesn't work on your gorl"?
TL;DW/R: Hamber eats shitty food - instant ramen, vanilla scones, frozen burrito, diet Dr Pepper, lentil chips - and has a halfway decent meal - turkey meatballs, rice, broccoli. Still 500 pounds. Buys groceries, Whines about needing motivation and tough love to get her walking again, even though she's told us several rimes that "tough love doesn't work for me". Yoinks the "gf"'s plate into the camera while they're eating to show us she eats her veg first, unlike Big Ham, who operates like the fucking dumpster she is and just shovels it in, wherever her fork happens to land, as quickly as possible. Gives us fake stats on walking and step count. The end.
Instead, lets skip to what will no doubt be an enthralling vlog of Big Ham and the "gf" sampling new and exciting cuisine that's something other than what you can find in any basic bodega.
cook with us & grocery haul! | what I ate today | episode 6 - July 3, 2022
-30 for the intro. It sucks.
Oh, FFS. Bitching about an "ang-zie-tee moment" right out of the gate, claims to have been crying. No, you didn't, and no, you weren't.
Meal one: Maruchan Cup O' Noodles. I thought for a moment i was in yesterday's video, but nope. Just Another day in the amberverse. Speaking of just another day, I think everyone will enjoy this:
Claims to have just put on her shirt, and I find that hard to believe given your tales about how you love to clean, Fat Ham, as it's covered in pet fur. Three possibles: you don't clean as thoroughly as you claim, the shirt laid around because you're too lazy to put away your clothes, or - and this is my guess - it's what you slept in. Whatever. Instead of,say, standing over a trash can and brushing that shit off, she just does it wherever it is she standing. Fake tits center frame in the camera.
She's wrestling with getting the plastic and then the lid off the fucking thing and it's making me stabby. And her breathing, good lord. She's sucking wind just standing there trying to get her bucket of sodium open. While she throws the container in the microwave instead of just putting a cup of water in to heat and then dumping that into the container, she's going to one again throw the thing into the microwave, as they tell you not to do, and go weight herself.
She "has a feeling" she's going to be up weight. You. Don't. Say. I bet it'll be because of the sodiumz. Can't use the car excuse for this one. Hmmm....trying to find another escape goat for Hamber to use. Ah, fuck it. You're fat because you eat too many calories, Fat Ham. Whatever amount that is, it's far more than 2k - 3k calories. But, lying is one of your defining characteristics, so no real surprise there. I'm going to go ahead and pre-round it to 500.
First, though, scintillating content: she waddles, hufffing, to the sink, and describes what she's doing like we're watching an autopsy. I suppose we are, really - it's curently just the autopsy of a sad, useless life. "I'm just filling this with water," she says, turning on the water. Seriously, you guise, her breathing. She's out of breath walking from the pantry to the sink. What happened to all those things it's so much easier to do now, Hamber? What happened to all that stamima? How's that Joaquin going, by the way? Still not that well, eh?
"I'm just going to put this in for two fifty," she says. "Two fifty. Don't know why I said that. Two minutes exactly." She then puts it in for less than a minute, turns to the camera and tries what I suppose is dancing.
Did you guise know she was a champion kor-REE-uh-graf-er?
Next meal. Wait, hold up. Where's the weight, bitch? Guess it must be pretty bad in the narrative she has going on here, LOL.
Two mini bagels - of course it's carbs, she has to carb load for her walking, you know, geez. Just like that nasty, cardboard StoveTop "stuffing" she ate a box of yesterday. Hey, Hamber, here's a tip, in the event you are out off StoveTop the next time you get a hankerin' fer it and don't want to have to wait for InstaCart to deliver: put 1/4 up of water in a pan, and add two tablespoons of salt, a teaspoon of black pepper, a dash of thyme, a pinch of rosemary, and two teaspoons of garlic powder to the water. Let that come to a simmer, and stir it a couple of times to make sure everything has dissolved. Then take two slices of bread, throw them in the pan, let it summer for one minutes, slam a lid on it, and take it off the heat. Let sit for one minute. Serve. Delicious! And only the bread has any calories to count!
Where were w? Ah. mini bagels. She "couldn't decide" whether she wanted sweet or savory, so in the truest sense of fat Ham, she has bolth. One with grape jelly, one with butter and cinnamon, one with regular cream cheese, and one with chive and onion cream cheese. The latter she has to look at the label for, to determine what kind it is, and to that I say, didn't you JUST schmear that on the bagel? Also, how many fucking varieties of cream cheese do you have that you don't know what it is if it isn't the regular version? I will never understand how these are not toasted, as is done in civilized society. Calories on that: who cares. She's rendering these little performative eating bits useless, as she is clearly eating a ton of other food she does not show us. Skipping past her shoveling all this shit into her piehole.
FFS. Groceries. Again. More lentil chip snack. Says she is trying to find foods that when she has the urge to "binge" - YOU DO NOT HAVE BED YOU CUNT - are not stratuspheric in calories. Oh, and she's not going to "stop bingeen" overnight". Go watch that video up above to understand why I found this to be hilarious. Blah blah blah calories on half a bag of these chips, as if she's going to eat just half a bag.
Veggie burgers, Fake chicken. Broccoli. Says "We love broccoli in this his house." Looks at the "gf" offcamera, giggles. Fuck you, you cunt. Oatmeal. More shit you dump into your water. Cinnamon sugar. Chicken. Ground turkey. (Turkey meatballs for dinner.)
Acts as if she "forgot" to put her weight in. 496.8. So, 500 pounds, still. "Fluctuations, amirite?" she asks, as if she is the first person to say this. No, bitch, haydur nation was, and it's amazing how it's "fluctuations" when the weight goes up, but you "actively losing weight" and being fine with "ounces a day" when it goes down. You're so fucking stupid.
Next meal. Frozen burrito. Two vanilla scones. You just unpacked a bunch of fucking groceries. Why are you eating shitty food when you could make something and listen to me hahahaha I am constantly forgetting I'm in the amberverse and ok, let's move along.
Shows some bullshit on the chalkboard that the "gf" wrote. Whatever. just fucking cook your goddamned meatballs. Or, rather, make your personal chef do it., so we can get the fuck done with this video.
Looks like the "gf" got her watch situation type deal upgraded, too, joining the digital age. At least she cooks with oil and doesn't thinking boiling meatballs is appetizing. Running through this shit at 2x. They also have rie with whatever the fuck Hamber puts in the water, and broccoli. Quick shot of Twonk. Garlic sauce (from a bottle, of course) on the meatballs. Boring ass plate.
Feeder porn,
Now we get Fat Ham interrupting the "gf"'s meal by grabbing her plate and holding it to the camera to show the "gf" always eats her veg first. Who gives a shit?
Riveting nontent: playing mario. Skip skip skip.
Baby talk at Rarity.
"Instead of bingeen by getting McD's", she eats a bag of lentil chips.
"Forgot" to tell us that she ordered a diet Dr Pepper from McD's earlier. No, you didn't. Claims to be "addicted" to their diet Dr Pepper and this fucking attitude is why you fail and why you will ALWAYS fail, FaiLynn.
End of video. Stats:
Weight: 496.8 (She is easily over 500, but reality is meaningless in the amberverse)
Steps: 2474 (Sure, Fat Ham)
Calories: 2265 (Only if we don't include the shit she ate that she "forgot" to tell us about.)
Oh, funny: she says she had "zero energy" today. Gosh, how the fuck could that be? It isn't like you ate a shitload of simple carbs, sodiumz, and sugar. She has to "get back into" walkeen and wants her audience to motivate her, "scream at me in the comments if you have to". Is that right, Ms "Tough love doesn't work on your gorl"?
TL;DW/R: Hamber eats shitty food - instant ramen, vanilla scones, frozen burrito, diet Dr Pepper, lentil chips - and has a halfway decent meal - turkey meatballs, rice, broccoli. Still 500 pounds. Buys groceries, Whines about needing motivation and tough love to get her walking again, even though she's told us several rimes that "tough love doesn't work for me". Yoinks the "gf"'s plate into the camera while they're eating to show us she eats her veg first, unlike Big Ham, who operates like the fucking dumpster she is and just shovels it in, wherever her fork happens to land, as quickly as possible. Gives us fake stats on walking and step count. The end.
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This is my first post on this board.
This fat piece of shit will die of fat-related causes in November 2022.
Screenshot this.
This fat piece of shit will die of fat-related causes in November 2022.
Screenshot this.
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Wants people to scream at her in the comments because that will count as engagement and help her channel. Don't fall for that shit.
Amber's 31. We know she isn't likely to live into her 60s, but isn't she due for a midlife crisis soon?
Amber's 31. We know she isn't likely to live into her 60s, but isn't she due for a midlife crisis soon?