🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The thing about calories and fat people is that they'll burn them quicker because they are fat. So if she's walking, putting strain on her body and her heart is reaching 150bpm? She's definitely burning calories. For me? 41 minutes of exercise burns 217 calories, for someone who is a bigger size? It could mean they burn 500-600 calories.

Just thought this little bit of info might be helpful lol
 
Montage said:
The thing about calories and fat people is that they'll burn them quicker because they are fat. So if she's walking, putting strain on her body and her heart is reaching 150bpm? She's definitely burning calories. For me? 41 minutes of exercise burns 217 calories, for someone who is a bigger size? It could mean they burn 500-600 calories.

Just thought this little bit of info might be helpful lol
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If Fatty put in absolutely any effort whatsoever, then she would lose weight. At her (admitted) size, she could still eat thousands of calories every day. A few minutes walking would help her burn a shit-ton of calories when compared to an average sized person doing the same thing.
Her step count is complete bullshit. Even 2000 steps plus, in a one level apartment is not realistic. People who live in a 3 or 4 bed house, who go up and down stairs a few times per day would struggle to hit that number . Add the fact she's lazy as fuck, and I doubt she would hit 500 and that's being generous.
Best case - If she sleeps in bed, then bed to toilet, to kitchen, to couch. Then possibly to the bathroom for a shit. Then to bed. And that's a good day.
Probable - Sleeps sitting on couch. Shuffles over on couch to piss and shit. Possibly goes to kitchen once if her caretaker's out and brings as much as she can carry back with her. Then sleeps on the couch, sitting up.
The only extra steps she would get in, are if she has to answer the door for her deliveries and when she's filming, so she can prove all the hates are wrong.
As for 'actively losing weight', taking her day 1 to be our day 0... In 4 days, Her Royal Fatness, starting at just shy of 500 pounds, has somehow gained 2 pounds.
As for her calories, over 5 days, she's pretending to average out at a little over 2500 per day. She would be losing weight quite easily if this were true. Instead of gaining, she'd be losing the same numbers, if not more.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
If Fatty put in absolutely any effort whatsoever, then she would lose weight. At her (admitted) size, she could still eat thousands of calories every day. A few minutes walking would help her burn a shit-ton of calories when compared to an average sized person doing the same thing.
Her step count is complete bullshit. Even 2000 steps plus, in a one level apartment is not realistic. People who live in a 3 or 4 bed house, who go up and down stairs a few times per day would struggle to hit that number . Add the fact she's lazy as fuck, and I doubt she would hit 500 and that's being generous.
Best case - If she sleeps in bed, then bed to toilet, to kitchen, to couch. Then possibly to the bathroom for a shit. Then to bed. And that's a good day.
Probable - Sleeps sitting on couch. Shuffles over on couch to piss and shit. Possibly goes to kitchen once if her caretaker's out and brings as much as she can carry back with her. Then sleeps on the couch, sitting up.
The only extra steps she would get in, are if she has to answer the door for her deliveries and when she's filming, so she can prove all the hates are wrong.
As for 'actively losing weight', taking her day 1 to be our day 0... In 4 days, Her Royal Fatness, starting at just shy of 500 pounds, has somehow gained 2 pounds.
As for her calories, over 5 days, she's pretending to average out at a little over 2500 per day. She would be losing weight quite easily if this were true. Instead of gaining, she'd be losing the same numbers, if not more.
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3/4 of those 2000 steps is just her Fitbit counting every time she brings the fork to her mouth as steps. Fitbits are cheap chinese trash known for artificially inflating step counts to appease retarded fat niggercattle like Hamber.
 
FatalTater said:
Is Jade Francis suing a used furniture seller?
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It would appear so. According to the complaint, she has epilepsy and the company did not make adequate accommodations for her disability. What's interesting is that part of the complaint directly attributes her reluctance to perform any in-office tasks to fear of contracting COVID-19 and the health-related fallout with respect to her disability. But that certainly didn't stop her from flying out to visit/move in with Big Al.
 
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Is Jade Francis suing a used furniture seller?
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That may be so. Disability Discrimination.

Jades Linkedin lists her as having been a Customer Experience Manager with the company.

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Amazing how Wipey's 'epilepsy' needs to be accommodated at work, but she's fine to drive around. As we all suspected from day 1, a fucking grifter out for easy money from anywhere she can get it. No wonder she fits (pun intended) right into the Amberverse.
Not been a good couple of days for Fatty and her assistant. This on top of the Thumb biting back. Finally we might get a bit of action.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
Amazing how Wipey's 'epilepsy' needs to be accommodated at work, but she's fine to drive around. As we all suspected from day 1, a fucking grifter out for easy money from anywhere she can get it. No wonder she fits (pun intended) right into the Amberverse.
Not been a good couple of days for Fatty and her assistant. This on top of the Thumb biting back. Finally we might get a bit of action.
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And you know she moved in with Big Al because she thought she could skate by like Becky did without having a job. Too bad her death grip on her privacy has contributed to strangling Big Al's views to less than half of what they once were. Big yikes.
 
While I lean to thinking Big Al is lesbian or bi, I'm not entirely convinced even she knows wtf she is because, as others have said, she cares first and foremost about attention. She does not want to be alone, and she wants to be as center of attention as she can be. I'm definitely not sold on the too fat for a man argument because isn't that Life By Jen woman fatter than Al and dating a man? And sure he's an addict or some shit (I don't follow Jen) but he's still probably more of a catch than 90% of straight men in Kentucky. Show me a straight Kentucky man who isn't a trailer trash addict.
 
GunnlaugurSassoon said:
While I lean to thinking Big Al is lesbian or bi, I'm not entirely convinced even she knows wtf she is because, as others have said, she cares first and foremost about attention. She does not want to be alone, and she wants to be as center of attention as she can be. I'm definitely not sold on the too fat for a man argument because isn't that Life By Jen woman fatter than Al and dating a man? And sure he's an addict or some shit (I don't follow Jen) but he's still probably more of a catch than 90% of straight men in Kentucky. Show me a straight Kentucky man who isn't a trailer trash addict.
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The only other straight ones I know are the religious types who think listening to the radio will invite demons in your home and I can't see Amber dealing with that even in the short term either.
 
She's wearing a hairnet and what looks like a work shirt and shoes. Maybe she wants to sue McDonald's next, bigger company, mo money.
 
So, we"ve established that Jade is A) a nigger; ,B) she's epileptic, and C) Hamber sees no problem with any of this, despite a lawsuit that that the groid will lose.

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Slappy McGherkin said:
So, we"ve established that Jade is A) a nigger; ,B) she's epileptic, and C) Hamber sees no problem with any of this, despite a lawsuit that that the grid will lose.
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I know where I live, as long as you're without a seizure and medicated for a period of time, they will allow you to drive. Otherwise yes, they will take your license away.

I don't know if anyone mentioned it but she's wearing a hair net. Is she moonlighting as an Uber Eats driver??
 
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