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🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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I'd bet my entire life savings that Wipey has no idea this post exists. This is all a creation of ALR's imagination.
Every time I see bullshit like this. (Creep shots, calling shops, patrolling around their neighborhoods, whatever) I can't help but laugh at haydur nation screaming how we are mean and evil and insane because we say the word nigger and how bad we are. Yet.... they fucking out here taking creep shots and shit. Just amusing.
And just a side comment on the "amberlynn being straight" bullshit.
Amber is not straight. She anit interested in men. She's a full blown carpet muncher and always has been. This bullshit about men is all wifey shit. Circling back to wipey wanting an open relationship and wanting dick. Wipey is seemingly bi with a little bit of a perv streak. All that BDSM talk and wanting an open relationship and liking both coochie and dick. Amberlynn may be trying her best to adopt her current gf personality like she always does. But she is full fucking lesbian and it's stupid she's even pretending she's anything else.
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Wrong. Amber would take Chad dick tomorrow if Chad presented it as an option. Chad ain't a stupid bumfuck redneck or black negress, though and that's ALL Hamber will ever attract.
I'd die on that hill. Her dainty repaired hymen be damned. No man is stupid enough to stick his dick in her amount of crazy, buttered with tons of lard.
She's "lesbian" out of necessity, just like the entire fat fucking Kentucky lesbian mafia she calls friends. Isn't Dana burning coal now? Saw a pic, but gender is totally ambiguous.
Hamber would drop the no penetration lesbian pretense in a skinny minute for Chad.
So, which one of youse gorls wants to take one for the team and be Chad?
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I've always had the suspicion she was possibly bi-sexual years ago, but it was a 50/50 on the farms whether people agreed with my idea.
It really doesn't matter what her sexuality is, she's a 600 lb whale who can't even fathom having sex with men or women. It's best for her to just stick with these special needs women so it's normal thing to just be a best friend/companion. She is a pent-up sexually frustrated mess, get royally fucked.
It really doesn't matter what her sexuality is, she's a 600 lb whale who can't even fathom having sex with men or women. It's best for her to just stick with these special needs women so it's normal thing to just be a best friend/companion. She is a pent-up sexually frustrated mess, get royally fucked.
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FatAl is asexual as the day is long. Ain't nobody of any gender fucking that mountain of lard and she doesn't care. Her only lover is food. Her only preference is deep-fried. The only thing that makes her hot is Tapatio.
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Amber’s never been a lesbian, she just sized out of dick.
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Amber is attentionsexual, simple as. Somewhere down the line, that started to center on girls. Why? Because even if her being a fat lesbian isn't as "shocking" as it might've been in the 90s or whatever, it's still a point of contention with viewers. She gets to go "no, you guys *smug fake laugh*, I am definitely only into vajayjay, strictly clitly, big Al don't do dick" and get her validation about her sexuality, it's like she's in a polyamourous relationship with whichever fat girl she's with and the audience. ExhibitionistLynn vibes.
Could she get a average-to-good looking guy or gal? Probably, maybe not in Kentucky, but probably somewhere out there. That person would have to be beyond twisted, however, because Amber isn't just fat, she's also very stinky, and anyone who would willingly delve into the stinkbox is either putting up with it for the sake of something else or a time bomb of a human being.
With all that said, I do like trying to synthesize the stench she produces in a neutral state, all that floral and candy scented shit she has laying around combined with a bit of necrosis and a faint hit of housepets and greasy takeout. That sickeningly sweet blast followed by the fleshy undertones, an insidious scent, I must say
TLDR: Amberlynn likes atten-shun more than any gender preference and she's icky.
Could she get a average-to-good looking guy or gal? Probably, maybe not in Kentucky, but probably somewhere out there. That person would have to be beyond twisted, however, because Amber isn't just fat, she's also very stinky, and anyone who would willingly delve into the stinkbox is either putting up with it for the sake of something else or a time bomb of a human being.
With all that said, I do like trying to synthesize the stench she produces in a neutral state, all that floral and candy scented shit she has laying around combined with a bit of necrosis and a faint hit of housepets and greasy takeout. That sickeningly sweet blast followed by the fleshy undertones, an insidious scent, I must say
TLDR: Amberlynn likes atten-shun more than any gender preference and she's icky.
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I’ve been thinking about Becky’s video and Hamber’s Wipey’s Q&A and it has me curious… do we know if Becky’s channel is monetized? The fact that Becky was hanging out with the beast fairly recently (arcade video) makes me question the motives here. I wouldn’t put it past them to get together and manufacture lukewarm drama to generate views/money. I know they’re both dumb but I don’t think it’s out of the realm of possibilities. Thoughts?
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Highly unlikely, Amber's the type to lie to push a positive narrative about her life not something that would degrade her to this extent. Ever since she's left Becky she wanted us to believe she's in a much better situation now who's over the drama.
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While I agree that she likes to portray herself as a saint (and a victim) whose life has been so great after being dumped, I wouldn’t put it past her to be willing to make herself look a little shitty for the sake of money. Especially if she got desperate enough.
That said, I didn’t watch Becky’s whole video but from what I gathered, nothing was said to make Big Al look that bad. I mean… nobody thinks very highly of her to begin with, so it really wouldn’t matter much.
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I have believed for a long time Amber lyn is a straight woman. She wants attention and someone to care for her and a female can do that. A man’s dick is not going to be able to get in there or penetrate and men wouldn’t want to anyway because they would be so disgusted. Men don’t want her. However, and this is where things get a little scary I do believe that Amber could find a man if she really wanted too but this man would be so insane, so evil, so repulsive, and etc, to the point where, this man would actually be Dangerous to her. For men who are incels etc it’s hard for guys to find a girl sometimes but women if they lower their standards they could always find at least one man willing to date them at any time but Amber is such a low quality woman that the men willing to step up to the plate would not be a wise idea for her to date these men they would be just too much of a loose cannon violent insane man.
Notice how she went from a white fat ass girl to a black fat ass girl. There is something about black people that is just attracted to obesity. White people don’t like it as much.
Notice how she went from a white fat ass girl to a black fat ass girl. There is something about black people that is just attracted to obesity. White people don’t like it as much.
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Here's the thing a woman will give an ugly/fat person a chance and some are understanding and motherly and want someone to take care of, that's why you see a majority of these fat fucks with partners. Amber who is helpless would bring out the nurturing side of any dyke that comes in contact with her, she's very manipulating and knows its easier to reel in a woman than a man since men need to be physically attracted to her
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Personally I think Amber likes girls, but probably finds a few men aesthetically pleasing. She only started claiming to maybe wanting a guy once she hooked Jade, so we know where that's coming from.
What do men have that Amber wants? MONEY.
No lesbian deep throats kebabs in a hotel room to lure in women.
What do men have that Amber wants? MONEY.
No lesbian deep throats kebabs in a hotel room to lure in women.
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I think if Big Al found an undemanding, uwu soft boi, she'd be just fine in a cis relationship. I agree with everyone who said that she's pretty much asexual but I think she'd be happier if it at least looked like she was in a normie relationship. You can find her new "aessetic" in every single mommy/clean with me vlogger's house. She would never have wanted kids even before her innards were yeeted because that would have meant an icky peepee in her. Life as a pillow princess is what she'll settle for because she's scurred a man might judge her more harshly or want more from her than a sped lesbeen.
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Woman do not size out of dicks. The range of available suitors merely changes. Women can always get the dick if they want to. A dick is the easiest thing to get on this earth and the only thing you have to do is smile in its general direction. See Chantal, Amy, Shannon, Sagi, Jen or whatever other fat cow is on this site. Who all behave distinctly different from Amber.
If Amber were any form of straight and wanted actual dick, she would get a dick. Amber wants a partner but not one with a dick (threatening) and also not one who tries to sex her (also threatening). She has deep seated problems with sexuality and these retarded fat lesbians with their mental issues concerning food and sexuality serve her very well. Just wait, Jade 100% has her own version of mental fuckery going on. I am not even sure Jade is all the serious about her open relationship/bdsm shit. Until I see evidence of it happening, this is just another LARP for Youtube bucks.
There will be zero dicks in Amber's life. Only gay dicks are allowed because they are not threatening. I mean, have we ever even seen her talk to a non-gay man outside of her girlfriend's families?
If Amber were any form of straight and wanted actual dick, she would get a dick. Amber wants a partner but not one with a dick (threatening) and also not one who tries to sex her (also threatening). She has deep seated problems with sexuality and these retarded fat lesbians with their mental issues concerning food and sexuality serve her very well. Just wait, Jade 100% has her own version of mental fuckery going on. I am not even sure Jade is all the serious about her open relationship/bdsm shit. Until I see evidence of it happening, this is just another LARP for Youtube bucks.
There will be zero dicks in Amber's life. Only gay dicks are allowed because they are not threatening. I mean, have we ever even seen her talk to a non-gay man outside of her girlfriend's families?
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Point taken, but most wouldn't give her the time of day to begin with, other than to utter "Beanbag in a hurry!" And when her only point of conversation is ME, ME, ME, you couldn't get a word in edgewise.
Yeah, I thought it was obvious. Idk why everybody thinks amber is gay out of necessity. Jesus fucking Christ if Tammy and Amy can get dick anybody can. Not to demean men (lmao) but dick isn’t that hard to fish for. It’s twice as hard for amber for get a obedient lesbian in the hills of Kentucky than it would be for her to just shack up with some bubba dumb fuck. If any of you watching think amber is ever going to get with a man you’re stupid lol. That girl hates dick. This is all Wifeys influence.
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Fatty has not got a 'normal' sexual orientation. She is only interested in food, attention and money, all tied together with an instant gratification bow.
If she was all alone and anyone turned up as her latest caretaker, she'd go along with it. Black, white, Africa, Asia, Hispanic, straight, gay, tranny, man or woman, it really doesn't matter.
Will you wipe her, wash her, ignore her stank, stay in her sty most of the time? Can you drive? Will you fetch food at any time of the day and night?
Usually (but perhaps not this time, as the jury's still out) you need to be less intelligent or at least less forward than Fatty. What I'm trying to say is, Fatty wants you to know your place. Yes, you have to play the dominant, male role - but only to reinforce, at least in her own mind, if not publicly, that Fatty is a dainty, delicate gorl. BUT, you always have to remember, she is the boss and when she says jump, then you'd better jump.
Long story short - if you're prepared to wipe her and not tell on it, then Fatty finds you 'attractive'.
If she was all alone and anyone turned up as her latest caretaker, she'd go along with it. Black, white, Africa, Asia, Hispanic, straight, gay, tranny, man or woman, it really doesn't matter.
Will you wipe her, wash her, ignore her stank, stay in her sty most of the time? Can you drive? Will you fetch food at any time of the day and night?
Usually (but perhaps not this time, as the jury's still out) you need to be less intelligent or at least less forward than Fatty. What I'm trying to say is, Fatty wants you to know your place. Yes, you have to play the dominant, male role - but only to reinforce, at least in her own mind, if not publicly, that Fatty is a dainty, delicate gorl. BUT, you always have to remember, she is the boss and when she says jump, then you'd better jump.
Long story short - if you're prepared to wipe her and not tell on it, then Fatty finds you 'attractive'.
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She doesn't need a partner to be attracted to her, she needs one who is easier to control.
Braindead lesbians are the best option for that. Of course there are revolting men who are into landwhales but they would not stick around for the tantrums and jealousy. Retarded rug munchers would and that's been proven time and time again. It takes a lot to get them to leave.
Fat Cunt could get a man to fondle her cheesy folds BUT she couldn't keep him and control him and she knows that. She'd be a fetish and given she lacks anything else besides FAT it wouldn't be enough.
It seems blatant that she enjoys thinking men want to fuck her, strange that most lesbians are mortified by that idea.
She just needs an easy to control bitch. That's it.
Let's not forget it's not like she can love any of them. There is zero romance in her life outside of the horrific facade she puts out online for the sole purpose of proving a point to her HAYDUUURZ.
Braindead lesbians are the best option for that. Of course there are revolting men who are into landwhales but they would not stick around for the tantrums and jealousy. Retarded rug munchers would and that's been proven time and time again. It takes a lot to get them to leave.
Fat Cunt could get a man to fondle her cheesy folds BUT she couldn't keep him and control him and she knows that. She'd be a fetish and given she lacks anything else besides FAT it wouldn't be enough.
It seems blatant that she enjoys thinking men want to fuck her, strange that most lesbians are mortified by that idea.
She just needs an easy to control bitch. That's it.
Let's not forget it's not like she can love any of them. There is zero romance in her life outside of the horrific facade she puts out online for the sole purpose of proving a point to her HAYDUUURZ.