🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FupaCitySheriff said:
Fuck knows how much writeen Fatty's doeen. Back in the day, we got degrees by writing essays by hand. We all even wrote our final theses by hand and paid to have them professionally typed up.
Is that not the finger that she uses to flick Mama Jade's black bean?
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I am not sure if the callus was caused by writing or by scratching those multicoloured cards. This seems more recent.
 
Have nt watched her newest as yet - and no reaction channels, either. Saving it for after the day's slaving away in the heat.

Slappy McGherkin said:
What is her true personality, tell me please? Because in the years of watching this Heffalump, she has no personality. None. Zero. Stop.
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Bitch.

Slappy McGherkin said:
She absorbs the personality of A) those she's around and B) whoever her favorite YouTube fantasy of the moment happens to be. She is an endomorphic blob that simply absorbs the characteristics and language of everyone in her orbit. She has no standalone characteristics other than shoving food in her gaping maw in the most disgusting ways imaginable. Eating IS her personality.

Let's fight! Prove me wrong!

:feels::drink:
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Nah. This is right. Narcs don't have personalities. It's like a major part of their life is on loan from someone else.

FupaCitySheriff said:
To this day, I still hate her Krystle-era personality. The quiet, sweet, demur, dainty gorl. I just want to punch her in her face. Compare that to the shrieking that she does nowadays.
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Still punchable.

FupaCitySheriff said:
Why can't she take on the personality of a relatively normal person? Normal life. Normal job. Normal eating habits.
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You can't buy dump trucks full of orange chicken that way. Which brings up another point: how is it that she became so fixated on orange chicken - and specifically, TCF orange chicken?

Xenomorph said:
Cunt.
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Better than my answer.

TobyFromTheOffice said:
Every time I see her inhale eat, I am amazed yet horrified at the lack of chewing. In her newest video she literally gobbled that giant deep fried junk food “sushi” and chewed ONE time. I wonder how she hasn’t choked yet or if her throat is just stretched out further than Chantal’s pussy.
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What I always think of:



Xenomorph said:
Shes like a dog where her fucking taste buds are at the back of her tongue, I am shocked she doesn't choke a lot.
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I am assured by DoctorLynn Medicine Woman that she has ONE taste bud. Shes so much better than the rest of us, she only needs the one.

marjoram said:
There was no fucking of any kind going on between Krystle and FatAl.

There were only two gorlfrens she had errr.....relations with, Casey and Density.

(jury's still out on Mr. Wipey but I'm voting no)
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My vote is no as well. It just is not physically possible, no matter how many sex jokes Big Ham tries to make or how many claims she makes. Not happening.

Null said:
hahaha her fucking writer's bump is swollen and blackened because she's diabetic and there's no blood flow to her digits
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Ooo. Close to our first amputation arc?

Turd Fergusson said:
I am not sure if the callus was caused by writing or by scratching those multicoloured cards. This seems more recent.
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We all know she loves to talk about/read about/hear about herself, but we also know she doesn't stick to anything she does. My guess is also the 4th grade scratch "art" continuing that pressure. We'll still be able to call them beetus paws even when she gets fingers lopped off, right?
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
Fuck knows how much writeen Fatty's doeen. Back in the day, we got degrees by writing essays by hand. We all even wrote our final theses by hand and paid to have them professionally typed up.
Is that not the finger that she uses to flick Mama Jade's black bean?
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Small college I attended used these things called Green Books for quizzes, tests, and finals. All the Green Book is is a green booklet with that title on the cover--like a blank journal made of several pages. A final was often two, but no more than three questions and you were expected to try and fill that book via handwritten essays. State licensure exams used similar, except it was the regional office of Education's own version. Same thing applied. You wrote this out with a pen or pencil; expected to generate as many pages with an intro, thesis statement, either at beginning or end, body, and conclusion paragraph(s).

For thesis track students at grad level, you are right. You'll write a proposal, abstract, and chunks to go to your adviser/supervisor several times. Your final versions are typed, but you'll do so much writing that you absolutely WILL get that callous on your middle finger if you're the writing type who grips the pen or pencil tightly. It's just a consequence of writeeeeeen.

Ol' Hambutt's finger might necrotize before our very eyes. She's already got profound cyanosis on her face, and a few times I saw not only cyanosis, but dirty yellow and gray blotches mixed in. She's had a few instances where she's looked alarming and her condition looked imminent.

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Turd Fergusson said:
I am not sure if the callus was caused by writing or by scratching those multicoloured cards. This seems more recent.
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Rain and petals eavesdrop; she scratched the tard card.
 
Amber used to be my favorite cow. She’s so boring now, truly need some spice in the ambersphere. I’m hoping for an eventual diabetic/amputation saga like many others. However, Kelly got terribly boring after hers so who knows if that would even save her channel.
 
Lemon language said:
Amber used to be my favorite cow. She’s so boring now, truly need some spice in the ambersphere. I’m hoping for an eventual diabetic/amputation saga like many others. However, Kelly got terribly boring after hers so who knows if that would even save her channel.
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Amber has always been boring. But she used to be a lot more fun to laugh at because she was so fucking retarded. Now she's still boring and retarded but has gone full raging cunt in all aspects of her life. Everything is a BPD driven performative, personality emulation of whatever her social media influencer flavor of the month is. It's not really funny anymore, just infuriating. And to think I had pitty on her during the cancer saga. Now she could probably launch straight into terminal cancer and I wouldn't feel bad at all. She has a real knack for making people absolutely hate her.
 
Lemon language said:
Amber used to be my favorite cow. She’s so boring now, truly need some spice in the ambersphere. I’m hoping for an eventual diabetic/amputation saga like many others. However, Kelly got terribly boring after hers so who knows if that would even save her channel.
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I'd never  wish it on her, but won't deny it's likely to happen because she refuses to see or acknowledge the unhulthy changes we all see, let alone go to a real doctor and do anything about them. And no, ER doctors don't count. They only treat the immediate issue.

"Big but hulthy" will indeed be engraved on her headstone unless she has a real come to Jesus close call moment and takes it seriously and makes changes. Until that time, we get to watch her claim she's got every ABCD mental affliction while she continues to "live her best life." The wake-up call will come, but it's likely to be equally ignored. And that will be the collapse of the Amberverse as we know it.
 
Amber out of all the deathfats is by far the most punchable. Chantal ofc is second because she is so malicious. There is something about her sheer arrogance and character, that is so punchable and I mean not just one but an endless stream to just make her shut the fuck up.

Amber must be hell to live within all sensory aspects and I have a sneaking suspicion that her personality now is pretty much how she was as a child just probably less retarded.

If Jade beat the fuck outta her, I would honestly laugh because the vapidness and stupid questions must be insanity-inducing.

It would definitely spice up the show.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
I'd never  wish it on her, but won't deny it's likely to happen because she refuses to see or acknowledge the unhulthy changes we all see, let alone go to a real doctor and do anything about them. And no, ER doctors don't count. They only treat the immediate issue.

"Big but hulthy" will indeed be engraved on her headstone unless she has a real come to Jesus close call moment and takes it seriously and makes changes. Until that time, we get to watch her claim she's got every ABCD mental affliction while she continues to "live her best life." The wake-up call will come, but it's likely to be equally ignored. And that will be the collapse of the Amberverse as we know it.
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Cancer wasn't enough to scare her...fatty liver won't be fun for her.
 
Ish Kabibble said:
Cancer wasn't enough to scare her...fatty liver won't be fun for her.
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She acknowledged way back when she started YouTube that she was warned about how fatty her liver was. I can only imagine how large and fatty it is now. I miss the Hamber that would show us a blood pressure of 150/120 in the ER and say how great that is or how she admitted her heart had some common problem. She loves to blame her right sided abdominal pain on gAlLsToNeS but it's her liver. She'll never admit that now.
 
TobyFromTheOffice said:
In her newest video she literally gobbled that giant deep fried junk food “sushi” and chewed ONE time. I wonder how she hasn’t choked yet or if her throat is just stretched out further than Chantal’s pussy.
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Xenomorph said:
Shes like a dog where her fucking taste buds are at the back of her tongue, I am shocked she doesn't choke a lot.
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Rice is her favorite food because she can deep throat that shit and not miss a beat! No need to waste time chewing.

"The faster you eat, the more you get."

If she does indeed choke one fine day, she's a goner, because no one could possibly reach around her girth to perform the Heimlich maneuver. Not even Elasticgirl teamed up with Stretch Armstrong™️.

Death by CF orange chicken would be a fitting end, for her and us. Especially us, we've earned it!
 
Pippeyy said:
She loves to blame her right sided abdominal pain on gAlLsToNeS but it's her liver. She'll never admit that now.
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Oddly enough, she is probably correct that it is gallstones and not her liver.

Being an old fuck, I had some serious liver issues. Doc wanted to do a liver biopsy and have the lab grade the results for a treatment plan. So, it's an outpatient thing at the hospital. The doc uses this spring-loaded speargun kind of thing with a big needle (guided by an ultrasound) and fires that fucker between your ribs. The needle yanks out a small piece of your liver, and he puts that in a jar.

What I didn't know at the time is your liver has nowhere to report pain. At least, not anywhere near its location. Instead, it reports pain to your shoulder and I immediately felt like an Iranian faggot launched off a 5 story building and landing on that shoulder. Followed by shakes and going into mild shock. Took a couple of shots of Demerol in my ass to finally smooth me out.

These days, they've back away from that extreme biopsy shit because ultrasound has gotten so good they can grade very accurately with that.

So TMI apologies. You might think your liver hurts from a heavy night of alcohol abuse, but that's just a hangover. Really start to worry when your shoulder hurts for no reason.
 
Becoming AmpuLynn could really be a boon for her. It will finally be that big dramatic weightloss surgery she's been wanting, it will cure half of her "athletes feet", and depending on how high up they go could rid her of that pesky cellulitis.

As an extra bonus it will allow her to further her generous philanthropy as she will be able to donate so many half pairs of kayoooot flats!
 
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