🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Did you hear her say she showered with her makeup on? she wont wersh her face but she will wersh her heug body? Nope, not buying it missy.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
I've been watching the views on her last few videos and I'm convinced she's doing some kind of fuckery to increase the numbers. Out of nowhere the latest 3 videos shot up by tens of thousands, ftom being in the 20-30k range after a few days of being out. She was in the 40k range for 4 videos in a row, then her too fat for the gym had a massive surge after a few days, to 61k. Then a surge to 56k for the truth about her weight and a surge to 55k for her shower routine. Her arcade video is at 28k after nearly a day of release.
I've checked and users can pay for their videos to be promoted. Does anyone know if you can just outright buy video views? I sure as Hell don't think folks are suddenly flocking to her dying channel to watch her latest grocery haul and scratch art.
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You absolutely can purchase views. Is this something Amber is willing to do to hide her channel dying? Or something wifey is encouraging as she's taking down reaction channels "See all the views you got after striking out at those channels Amber? Keep going".
You can get 20K views for $89 US. Its a lost of money...but would she do it? Maybe
 
mekalekahi said:
Wifey is 25 isn’t she? How long is she going to enjoy sitting in the apartment with amber and going to 5 below and arcades once every 3 months? Becky was a shell of a human at the end.
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As long as Amber's making enough YT bux to keep her in Air Jordan's and Beats.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
What weekend would be complete without being capped by a nice, cold beer and a movie. Let's settle in for something good. What do you think? Romance? Comedy? Drama? How about a little horror? Wow, horror, really? And you have a suggestion? Great, let's see it!

LETS GO TO AN ARCADE & STOP BODY SHAMING | VLOG - June 19, 2022​


Worst. Date. Ever.

Oh, for fuck's sake. The kiddie arcade? I thought we left that behind. There's a Dave & Buster's in Louisville. Go there. And by the fucking way, Hamber, we know it's Eric and Ricky, we can HEAR HIM. JFC you still suck at everything in the online world except fucking shopping.

Terrible fucking intro. What is this goddamned fascination with chipmunks fucking as "music"?

Just posting the important stuff up top. I typed up this react live with this shit playing so I don't have to rewatch it. No doubt she's going to whine about "body shaming" when she's the one hanging her fat ass out here for the world to see, clickbaiting her fatness, Or did YouTube pick that thumbnail from your showering video, Fatty? Yes, I'm shaming you because YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

You should be ashamed that you contribute NOTHING to the world. You should be ashamed that you CONSUME more resources than three average households combined. You should be ashamed that you WASTE the time of professionals. You should be ashamed for much more, but you will be ashamed at none of it. Know why?

Because as much as you deny it, you are a fucking malignant narcissist. Narcs never, ever feel shame about the bad things they do, or the terrible things they say. Narcs have no shame. On top of that, you're a pathological liar. You lie about the most inconsequential, stupid things, or things about which you don't have to lie at all.

Yeah, yeah, you're "not a liar". You know who isn't a liar? People who don't have to make fucking videos about the shit they've lied about. That's who.

Where were we?

You know what: fuck Hamber.

They go to the kiddie arcade with Eric and Ricky and Big Ham tries to moralize about not body shaming people. You may rope in some wet behind the ears viewers with your haughty bullshit, Hamber, but we remember the fat girl in the restaurant. The skinny girls - that you wish you were - you bitched about, wearing shirts as dresses, when your jealous lard ass wears dresses as shirts. You can go fuck yourself with that bullshit.

I welcome the day your channel dies completely because nobody give a single shit about you enough to summarize your shit any more. Because your shit will never change. YOU will never change. You'll die broke and alone and unhappy, with a string of failed relationships behind you, and grifts run on you.

I never for a minute thought I'd say exactly that to another human being, ever, other than one family member. He deserved it. So do you.

TL;DW/R - The above is not too long.
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@Situation Type Deal Gorl You are a master at this. These are things that NEED to be said to keep balance in the universe. Thank you for your service.
 
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Bruh....that is not the cut of the shirt..
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Amber barely takes care of her health, otherwise, she would not be that heavy. She merely goes on with her life and if she has some health issues cropping up, she goes to the ER to get them sorted, then go on as if nothing happened.
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She's a lot like the pill chasers, who go to various ERs with complaints (I was in a car accident, I have soft tissue injuries, I fell off my bike, I fell off the roof, I got hit by a car, etc.) hoping to score some vicodin or dilaudid or percodan or percocet or oxycontin or hell, even some lowly tramadol, as I heard one pill chaser say as they tried to negotiate with the doc as I waited in chairs. When he sat back down because the doc told him he'd have to wait to be sewn, he kept yammering at every doc that came out to talk to family members, and just in general to the air, like anyone else in chairs cared, and I finally told him to shut the fuck up. He left about an hour afterward, and I was finally seen - raging case of walking pneumonia - after 3.5 hours because of people like him and people like Hamber, using the ER as their primary are doc instead of getting a real one. The pisser with Big Ham is that she COULD get insurance. But she doesn't. Probably because she'd have to listen to evey single one of them tell her to lose some fucking weight before her heart gave out or cellulitis went septic and killed her, or her organs were crushed by her fat. Her bullshit claims about no doctor ever mentioning her weight is, of course, just another lie, debunked by herself because she's mentioned it and she's a pathological liar, and because we all know that no doctor is going to see her fr virtually any reason without mentioning that her weight exacerbates just about everything or is the cause of it.

Turd Fergusson said:
This is how she bled for two years and has constant UTIs and cellulitis. The only time she was concerned was when she had a twitching eye and started doctor shopping. Of course, we can't forget the visits to 3 or 4 bariatric surgeons that we never heard about again.
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LOL. She falls down the rabbit hole of WebMD, whhere all roads eventually lead to cancer. Twitching eye? Could be just a spasm, or it could be CANCER. She wasted the time of those bariatric docs, and that pisses me off, too. They have other people who truly want to lose weight and who are actually willing to get their shit together, and there she is, a 600 pound ball of lard and lymphadema, being useless, as usual.

Turd Fergusson said:
Here is what we know: She went to the strip-mall psychologist, aka "the girl", to get her prescriptions renewed.
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And probably through telehealth, to get those meds she doesn't need. I wonder if she actually takes them, or just flushes one a day down the toilet.

Turd Fergusson said:
She has not gone to the oncologist to get evaluated since last year.
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But she feels it, that her "cancer" is gone, so...no reason to visit that doc! And she probably doesn't want to be told - again - that she can't fit in the machine, or that she's to heavy for the table.

Turd Fergusson said:
She is haphazardly taking any medications she is on. She refuses to have any blood tests done. She only sees the HAES psychologist that tells her that it is not her fault that she is fat.
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No bloodwork = not having to deal with the myriad issues those tests would show. Especially the beetus. She has all the classic symptoms. They don't just magically go away if you don't get the tests done, Fatty. How many appendages will you accept as the threshold of "Hey, maybe I should get this shit under control."?

FatalTater said:
I wonder if Amber is secretly keeping Becky on the hook in case Wifey leaves.
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I think Becky would say no to a reprise of her wiping duties. Even if it was as "just a friend, Becky -uh!". If she's grown any spine at all.
lol cow supreme said:
You absolutely can purchase views. Is this something Amber is willing to do to hide her channel dying? Or something wifey is encouraging as she's taking down reaction channels "See all the views you got after striking out at those channels Amber? Keep going".
You can get 20K views for $89 US. Its a lost of money...but would she do it? Maybe
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That's a pretty damn cheap investment.

Rasputin's Side Piece said:
@Situation Type Deal Gorl You are a master at this. These are things that NEED to be said to keep balance in the universe. Thank you for your service.
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Thanks! I think I was more pissy than usual, probably because I was working out in the heat for quite some time that day. If Hamber ever really wanted to exercise and eat right, she could go to a farm or ranch. Work work work. Heck, she might even learn the names of other vegetables and actually eat them, instead of just knowing scallions and broccoli and collie-flower,
 
Xenomorph said:
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Bruh....that is not the cut of the shirt..
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Saddlebags. It's where she keeps her extra oats orange chicken.

Edit: Lazily wondering if there's a classification now for people past the super morbidly obese stage. Mega? Tera? Terafat sounds like some unholy new substitute for butter and oil, like that Olestra crap.
 
So how long do you think it will take for her true personality to come back when ol' Wipey bounces? I say the same day she leaves. Possibly as she's walkeen out the door.
 
Every video she now does, has her ramming her pathetic tits at the camera and her talking about them. I wonder whether she;s being paid for it? Or is she hoping to attract paying, weirdo feeders?
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
Every video she now does, has her ramming her pathetic tits at the camera and her talking about them. I wonder whether she;s being paid for it? Or is she hoping to attract paying, weirdo feeders?
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Probably wants a new Wifey. Perhaps she caught Jade gazing longingly at the door a time too many.
 
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