🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dollastoho]

"Cellulitis, for me, it comes on at the speed of light, but then it goes away really quickly because I take care of myself.. like as soon as I get it, I know exactly what to do"

Since you're so smart, DoctorLynn, why is it that you don't know exactly what to do to prevent the cellulitis in the first place?!

Rhetorical question, you know exactly what to do, you just refuse to do it because it involves actually showering on a regular basis, not the performative shit, but aKshOolLEe keeping your enormous body clean and treating the athlete's foot on your stank feet.

I realize that you can't do this by yourself, so ask your sHtoOpeR sUPoRtiVe giRlFrieNd for help. Make her work for them jordans.

"y'all stare at me like I'm a circus freak"

That's because you are, Hamber, and no this isn't body shaming, this is people reacting to a planet sized human being. People are genuinely shocked when they see you in public, just look at the lady in the arcade staring at you as she walked by. This is a normal reaction, and I guarantee you get that every time you go out in public.

Side note: the eye fucking in this video was beyond cringe, and now I feel like I need to shower because I feel violated somehow.

edit: sp

 

[Thumb Butler]

Amberlynn is lucky if she can break even by whoring herself out on Youtube for another year. What's next for our big gorl?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amberlynn is lucky if she can break even by whoring herself out on Youtube for another year. What's next for our big gorl?

All indications are that Amber does not believe in long-term plans. All she cares about is what feels good at the moment.

However, we can't say the same thing about Jade. Jade might be an alpha-grifter, but she seems more clever than any of Amber's past girlfriends. For one, the fact that she does not want to be on camera leads me to believe that this is not a long-term position for her. This is clearly not something that she wants to do for many years like Becky. She realizes that the slowly diminishing income from YT will have to be somehow replenished and she is not likely willing to do this.

The only planning that Amber does is to find a new girlfriend. I would not be surprised if she starts to go "live", it would be an indication that she is on the prowl.

 

[C3PBRO]

Note the dates;

 

[FatalTater]

Note the dates;

Hmm. Becky did a video featuring an arcade back in May...Did Somerset sink into the ground from all the extra weight suddenly in that one spot?

 

[Xenomorph]

Almost a whole ass month behind lmao HOW DOYOU GET BEHIND ON VIDEOS OF YOUR LIFE?????

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

Note the dates;

Just makes me wonder how her current health is. We're clearly seeing a decline in these vlogs with the arm scratches, shitty skin, and cellulitis. Can't be good.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Amber: omg u guise, allergees are makeeen muh eyes so itcheeee haha
Also Amber: so I slept in my make up AGAIN u guise, I'm so quorky lol

 

[Frau Totenkinder]

It's nice how she's talking about being 31 and yet she still has to constantly touch her face/eyes even after one eye is already irritated af. I really think she likes to make herself sick. She likes to be 600 pounds, she likes to have her never healing wounds, she likes to be the person that constantly has some issues to wine about.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Just makes me wonder how her current health is. We're clearly seeing a decline in these vlogs with the arm scratches, shitty skin, and cellulitis. Can't be good.

Amber barely takes care of her health, otherwise, she would not be that heavy. She merely goes on with her life and if she has some health issues cropping up, she goes to the ER to get them sorted, then go on as if nothing happened. This is how she bled for two years and has constant UTIs and cellulitis. The only time she was concerned was when she had a twitching eye and started doctor shopping. Of course, we can't forget the visits to 3 or 4 bariatric surgeons that we never heard about again.

Here is what we know: She went to the strip-mall psychologist, aka "the girl", to get her prescriptions renewed. She has not gone to the oncologist to get evaluated since last year. She is haphazardly taking any medications she is on. She refuses to have any blood tests done. She only sees the HAES psychologist that tells her that it is not her fault that she is fat.

 

[Angry Nipple]

Hmm. Becky did a video featuring an arcade back in May...Did Somerset sink into the ground from all the extra weight suddenly in that one spot?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4sAcACzHxL4

I thought I heard her in the background of Amber’s video. Guess this confirms it. I know we can hear Eric and Rickie. Why any of them want to hang out with the beast is beyond me but it is very telling.

 

[PerfPaz]

I thought I heard her in the background of Amber’s video. Guess this confirms it. I know we can hear Eric and Rickie. Why any of them want to hang out with the beast is beyond me but it is very telling.

No mystery here. They get the free ride without dealing with her 24/7

 

[King Fructose]

I wanted to see if OpenAI could come up with a story about Amberlynn. It came up with exactly the quality of garbage the beast herself would write.

(although, it did pick up on the fact that she touches everything)...

 

[FatalTater]

I wonder if Amber is secretly keeping Becky on the hook in case Wifey leaves.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I wanted to see if OpenAI could come up with a story about Amberlynn. It came up with exactly the quality of garbage the beast herself would write.

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(although, it did pick up on the fact that she touches everything)...

Honest to God I thought Amber wrote this

 

[mekalekahi]

Wifey is 25 isn’t she? How long is she going to enjoy sitting in the apartment with amber and going to 5 below and arcades once every 3 months? Becky was a shell of a human at the end.

 

[dfranki723]

Bitch might be able to draw a clean wing but she cannot apply false lashes to save her piggy life.
I feel bad for anyone in her vicinity at the arcade. We all know what it's like to be in an enclosed space with someone who fucking stinks. Nevermind her obnoxious scream laughing.

Social AnxietyLynn is such a demure flower.
I'm still in shock over this entirely new persona. It's such a worthless and embarrassing way to live.

 

[Xenomorph]

Wifey is 25 isn’t she? How long is she going to enjoy sitting in the apartment with amber and going to 5 below and arcades once every 3 months? Becky was a shell of a human at the end.

Becky liked to be babied trust me she wasnt longing for paris.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I've been watching the views on her last few videos and I'm convinced she's doing some kind of fuckery to increase the numbers. Out of nowhere the latest 3 videos shot up by tens of thousands, ftom being in the 20-30k range after a few days of being out. She was in the 40k range for 4 videos in a row, then her too fat for the gym had a massive surge after a few days, to 61k. Then a surge to 56k for the truth about her weight and a surge to 55k for her shower routine. Her arcade video is at 28k after nearly a day of release.
I've checked and users can pay for their videos to be promoted. Does anyone know if you can just outright buy video views? I sure as Hell don't think folks are suddenly flocking to her dying channel to watch her latest grocery haul and scratch art.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Wifey is 25 isn’t she? How long is she going to enjoy sitting in the apartment with amber and going to 5 below and arcades once every 3 months? Becky was a shell of a human at the end.

No you don't understand. Amber's going to lose 400 pounds and they're going to move to Seattle and travel the globe visiting 5 Below in Bora Bora - which I will remind you is in the Caribbean, which is in the Poconos.