She keeps coming back to humiliate herself for the world to see, so let's do our duty here. That is not the same as her daily doodie, which is the "gf's" duty.
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Big Ham and the "gf" are back at the luxury apartment. Hamber is finally wiping off her makeup. But she's wearing a different shirt. Does this mean she slept in her makeup AGAIN? You shouldn't do that, Fatty. Stop being lazy. Your skin is already showing signs of loss of elasticity, and since you won't take your hormones like you should, you're gonna look like
I always loved Hanna Barbera and the characters in that universe. So many great shows from that studio and...what?
Oh, she's still yammering. Got it.
The cellulitis still is not fully healed. Ifonly there were a way to treat a probable disease afflicting you that causes things liike poor wound healing. Pity you haven't invented anything for that, DoctorLynnn Medicine Woman who loves to self-diagnose except when it comes to things you've inflicted on yourslf via behavioral habits instead of things that LITERALLY exist only in your head and that you claim to have as handy excuse generators and accountability/responsibility deniers.
Says she just knows when a bout of cellulitis is coming on, knows what it feels like, etc. That's not a great thing you're saying there, NostradamusLynn, It just means you've had it so often that you should know how to fucking avoid it. But just like your weight gain, you pretend that it's just an inevitable fact of your life instead of taking the necessary steps and time to address it. Work just ain't in your vocabulary.
Still pretenbds she's trying to meet her goal of walking a dainty one mile by the time a hundred days is up, but can't seem to get past .6 of a mile. She thinks it's because she's walking "too fast". One, you don't walk, you waddle, and two, you can't get past tthat point because your cardiovascular system sucks. It isn't like you're doing anything special to build it, either. Like using that under the desk pedal thing, or going upa dn down the stairs in the apartment stairwell. But nope, You half shelfass it, just like you do your "meal prep/planning" and everything else in your life. If tihs were Vegas, and there was an over/under, the smart money would be on the under.
For fuck's sake. Scratch "art". Skipping the 4th grade arts and crafts show.
She's eating tuna salad the "gf" made along with crackers. You know. Eating healthily is not difficult. Strike that. It does not NEED to be difficult. Must you have sodium and fat-laden something at EVERY meal?
She has a non-Amazon box. Or maybe it came in an Amazon box in that retail packaging. Whatever. What the fuck new useless container has she bought now? WTF? A lint bin? So you're going to stuff lint and used dryer sheets into a container that you then have to empty into the trash anyway? Why the fuck don't you just walk the ten feet to put that crap in the trash can directly? And don't even get me started on the "gf" saying she loves it. The two of you are fucking retards.
An intermission with Rarity. Just set up a livestream with the camera on the animals. That would get more views than your pathetic vlogs of your mindless consumerist, wastrel life.
Great. More shit from Torrid that won't fit and you'll never wear. Nor will you return it - because you're fucking lazy. Ha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahaha! That skirt looks like an old fucking army tent. They could take that shit up to the Everest base camp and sleep three people, easy.
More hilarity as she tries to get it on over her clothes. She pulls it up to just under her boobs. that would be because it's the only place without her fupa and giant shelf ass available. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. You're too fat, Fatty. But I dare you to wear it one time. On camera. No leggings. You once said anytime someone dares you to do something, you have to do it. So come on. You need money. That would sure as shit get views.
Now two packs of cigs in view, now on a side table and the island. Damn, how much does that "gf" smoke, anyway? I suppose it could be both of you.
She decides that's enough of that, and moves on. Goddamn, stop filming your tits, BraStuffingLynn. We've seen your real tits, and these ain't those.
Target haul. And they haven't unpacked that shit yet, how lucky for us that they're lazy bums.
Fruit bowl. She stops, for some reason, and lays in text that filming makes her anxious sometimes. Public speaking ang-zi-ree? Bullshit. You were about to say something and then stopped yourself. Tries to make a joke about eating cat treats. You're not funny, Fatass. You never will be, so knock it off. "I love you, baybee." Shut the fuck up.. If you want the "gf" to be in the vlogs, then put her in the fucking vlogs. You're so fucking rude to your audience.
Earrings. Of course. Ugly fucking earrings. Also of course, because you have shitty taste, bitch.
Oh my fucking god. A citronella candle. A GIANT one. And she wants to put it on the island in the kitchen with the other shit she's junked it up with, and maybe burn it. Inside. Can't wait for you to start bitching about having headaches and nausea constantly, and the taste of food being off. At least you won't have mosquitos in the luxury apartment.
Another goddamned journal. Tell us how you're totally not on the road to being a hoarder. Pronounce aesthetic correctly, you stupid hick, if you isist on continuing your cosplay as someone with taste and design skills.
Cat toys. Gum. More cat shit. A book of poetry. Really getting into serious territory now. Why the gum? Gonna give it to the "gf" after she gets back from walking Twinkie and having a smoke? And don't even pretend the "gf" doesn't smoke. There's video of it.
ANOTHER FUCKING JOURNAL. Fuck you, Hamberlynn.
Video ends abruptly, with a card that says she'll see us in the next video. What, no "to be continued"? It's clear you film a bunch of bullshit in one day and then chop it up. You could at least putt forth the energy to add an intro and outro to the damn video, LazyLynn. Oh wait, forgot who you were there for a second. I had you confused with someone who doesn't hate their audience or take them for granted.
Not even 40K views, and 4K downvotes against 660 upvotes after 24 hours. Puh-THEH-tic.
TL;DW/R: Shit from Torrid. Shit from Amazon. Shit from Target. Shit scratch "art" that she actually filmed instead of just yakking at the camera and showing them. Shit Hamber with cellulitis that still isn't cleared. Lies and lies. In short: the usual shit froma shit person in a shit "relationship" with a shit "gf" she insists on talking to for a good portion of each video but never shows, thus disrepecting her audience in her shitshows.
