🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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You'd think someone so obsessed with decoration items would have procure themselves their OWN house to decorate first. How come this bitch never secured herself a home? She had the money.

I hope there's space in the trailer where you're going to spend the last of your days, Amber. While you remember with melancholy all those earrings and plastic crap you used to have.
 
Ninjaed from Reddit, the Help out with Twinkie having a smoke, lazy ass, fat nigga


Also let's play, Spot the cigarette packs of the "only" one who "doesn't" smoke inside the house:
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Billie Ross said:
Ninjaed from Reddit, the Help out with Twinkie having a smoke, lazy ass, fat nigga

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Also let's play, Spot the cigarette packs of the "only" one who "doesn't" smoke inside the house:
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The ramen noodle challenge could be interesting. Will she act all dainty and struggle because she's "so scared of spicy things you guise", or will the binge monster force her to inhale the noodles in half the time as everyone else?
 
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More containers for things that either come in a container or don't fucking NEED a container!

Dryer lint? She needs a place to put dryer lint? I know you're supposed to clean out the lint trap after every "dryer moment," but did I hear her say she never knew what to do with it? So she pays real money to temporarily store lint until she inevitably tosses it in the trash where it belongs IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Sorry for the hat moment, this idiot just gets to me sometimes.
 
BBJ_4_Ever said:
What did Amber mean by "healthy queens and kings around here?" Isn't the only male living there supposed to be Wasabi, the cat?
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I think she's pretending that Jade is the 'man' in their non-existent, internet only 'relationship'.

Chía P. said:
You'd think someone so obsessed with decoration items would have procure themselves their OWN house to decorate first.
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Hamber is white trash who by the grace of God, somehow managed to strike it lucky with the JewTube shekels. She has zero desire to better herself or her life - whether that be losing weight or owning her own home. Everything she buys is cheap and nasty. The only bespoke, expensive, quality item that her money will ever buy will be her coffin and that will only be because she won't fit in a normal sized one.

Billie Ross said:
Ninjaed from Reddit, the Help out with Twinkie having a smoke, lazy ass, fat nigga

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Typical ex-athlete that's gone to seed. Shame she's only about 25, but Hamber drags everyone around her down. Looks like she's not all she told Fatty she was. So much for the athletic, computer expert, who by the way, according to Fatty and her last caretaker, was hot.
This fat sped nigga wouldn't be hot if Hamber covered her in her beloved Tapatio sauce.

Miss Misery said:
TFW you have no friends or family, just "side characters".
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Surely it's time for Fatty's hero, her beloved Methmom, to pay a visit? Her last visit was 2 years ago *

*but then again, she only crawled out of the woodwork in the hopes she would inherit Fatty's money after she died. Once she knew Fatty would pull through and how unbearable her daughter was to ackshully be near, she couldn't get away fast enough. Eckspeshully when all she got for her visit was the honor of helping Thumby to move our dainty gorl to the big city.
 
dfranki723 said:
Didn't Fat Twat have a superiority breakdown over her partners smoking?
Something along the lines of ''guys I would NEVER, N E V E R be with someone who smokes, uh-kay? Like no, not me''.

Silly Hambo, you're a fucking tool.
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Yes, she did. She w a s very holier than though about smokers....but Dusty smoked. And now apparently Wipey or whoever does too, but that's okay because they wipe her ass and she can't complain about a Lil tobacky.
 
Nightlife Monster Truck said:
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More containers for things that either come in a container or don't fucking NEED a container!

Dryer lint? She needs a place to put dryer lint? I know you're supposed to clean out the lint trap after every "dryer moment," but did I hear her say she never knew what to do with it? So she pays real money to temporarily store lint until she inevitably tosses it in the trash where it belongs IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Sorry for the hat moment, this idiot just gets to me sometimes.
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Under normal circumstances I would say that some people (me) save lint to make firelighters but this is Hamber and you know she ain't doing shit.
 
Is Hoardlynn storing LINT now?? Am I just not aesthetically pleasing to understand why a lint bin is a thing that needs to exist? Do people not just put their lint in the bin with the rubbish?!
 
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