🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Damn even Eric and Rickie cameos, she can't touch 50k. The ciggie drama is doing shit either. Try harder big bitch.
 
Imagine the feast that would be served at her funeral...

1. Orange chikun
2. Cucumber boats
3. An entire rotisserie chicken
4. Ayygs
5. Cereal served in casserole dishes
6. "Soups"
7. Candy!!!
 
So has anyone seen this yet?


I got bored with Amberlynn but seeing the iceberg made me nostalgic and morbidly curious as to what she's up to these days.
 
A study on cellulitis and hygiene practices

Thought this was interesting. I was doing some reading about the causes of cellulitis and found this PubMed article about whether or not cellulitis is caused by poor bathing habits. Here’s the conclusion for those of you who don’t want to read the entire study:

Conclusions: There was no significant difference in bathing habits, but there was a significant difference in laundry habits between the case and control groups. Our study further confirms that IV drug use is a risk factor for cellulitis and no access to clean clothes daily was significantly related to the development of cellulitis. Failing to obtain daily showers was not associated with an increase in infection.

EDIT: Now that we’ve discovered that dirty laundry is a major cause of cellulitis, and I’m sure most of us also know that legs are the area most often affected, I’d like to remind everyone of “THE pants”


(It won’t let me embed the video I’m sorry lol I clicked the button like 1000 times and I guess it doesn’t work when you’re editing a post)

And while it even says in this video that she purchased more pants in 2021, she still wore the pair with the holes every day for nearly a decade and I’m sure she didn’t wash them often. For those not familiar, pants go over your LAYGS.

I doubt she takes care of the new pairs she bought any better and they drag on the ground, constantly picking up bacteria and germs. I’m sure the skin on her legs is broken and/or paper thin. It probably doesn’t take much to get bacteria into those trunks.
 
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Soon be a new month, so I hope y'all ready for Fatty to turn up looking dirty, greasy and looking 30 pounds heavier.
She will also have another month of walking done, so she should be well on her way to achieving her ONE mile walk. - Absolutely fucking ridiculous even typing that out.
As for smoking, not her last video, but the one before that, wasn't Fatty having little coughs and clearing her throat? If she's not smoking. she's around Jade (and anyone else who lives there) who is smoking. It's not like anyone, including Fatty, can complain about the smell. After all the oil diffusers, air fresheners, perfumes, B & B smellies, cats that never go outside and not forgetting a 600 pound hog who will go to any lengths to convince us all that she showers daily. Any length that is, aside from ackshully, ya know, showering daily. I would imagine *cigs* smoke is the least smelly thing in that fucking sty.
 
Bored with two cats said:
When she was talking about the cat treats she was like "they are cat treats but I love them". Is she saying she eats them too?
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She was 'pretending' she ate them, then backtracked and said she was joking.
It could be that she was joking, because like a lot of fatties, she has zero sense of humor. But I've long suspected that she eats the animal treats. She loves going into detail about their flavours and how good they look.
Trinkie is fat, but for the amount of cat and dog treats Fatty buys, all 3 pets should be fucking huge.
 
Okay, 1: I am SHOCKED, S-H-O-C-K-E-D, that them pants lasted between 2014-2022. YUGE X for doubt. She had to have had several pair. She's (somehow) still ambulatory. So those pants, as fat as she is, would've crapped out in ONE WEEK alone from normal hurpling into the kitchen from pillow mountain or the TEE VEE.
Besides having to hold back the percussion waves of doppler destruction from farting (as deathfats ALWAYS DO), the pants are starting forest fires any time she rubs those Bob Evans Shoggoth sausage links she calls layyygs together.

I'm impressed though. Hambutt accomplishes full on twerking just by walking, and stopping after.
 
Constellationzero said:
Okay, 1: I am SHOCKED, S-H-O-C-K-E-D, that them pants lasted between 2014-2022. YUGE X for doubt. She had to have had several pair. She's (somehow) still ambulatory. So those pants, as fat as she is, would've crapped out in ONE WEEK alone from normal hurpling into the kitchen from pillow mountain or the TEE VEE.
Besides having to hold back the percussion waves of doppler destruction from farting (as deathfats ALWAYS DO), the pants are starting forest fires any time she rubs those Bob Evans Shoggoth sausage links she calls layyygs together.

I'm impressed though. Hambutt accomplishes full on twerking just by walking, and stopping after.
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You can see the exact same holes in the pants consistently until she bought new ones. There’s one on the side near the top and one on the thigh.
 
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