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Theory 5. Her shower collapsed through the floor from her being a big fat fuck and she's filming someone else's shower.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Theory 5. Her shower collapsed through the floor from her being a big fat fuck and she's filming someone else's shower.
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Where the fuck is this AMBUR MOVED TO TENNESSEE sped theory coming from? Amber hates Kentucky, and Tennessee is basically southern Kentucky. Just because Karina and her 2 pack of cocks a day habit plucked this speculation off the Farms and disseminated it does not give it any credence.
Amber is too good for Kentucky but she's not too good for TN? Okay.
Amber is too good for Kentucky but she's not too good for TN? Okay.
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Bear in mind that a while back Jade wrote "I love you" on the kitchen counter with a marker like an exceptional child.
*IF* Amber moves away from Kentucky, my bet is on New York where Jade's from. It's considered by the population at large to be better than KY so Amber could brag about it.
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She "went to visit a city in Tennessee but i didnt vlog it" post. Then the first time documented "I prescheduled all of my videos for May". and then in that dumb Q&A app when asked about money "I'm moving to a very expensive (or more expensive?) city" and finally her lease is up/was up at the Henry.
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Do you mean the visit to Pigeon Forge she made with Becky's family after Norma died?
Amber is notorious for pre-filming all her lazy shit then parceling it out over the course of a month so she can be lazy.
I'm not saying she's not in the process of moving, but that it's to Tennessee is absurd on its face.
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No. Her and "girlfriend" went to TN last month. Not Beckya. WTF would she go visit a city, and not vlog it, cus she hates TN so much? You think her fatass would sit in a car for over an hour and go walk around taking in the sights of some random ass city for the culture? She would be showing us all the food she ate everywhere. She's going to attempt to move and not tell anyone where her and "girlfriend" are.
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Strange she didn't vlog herself in the hotel room eating room service since that's all she did.
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I mean, maybe? But TN doesn't jibe with her NYC, LA, Seattle visions of herself. TN is not good enough for her. She's down to 500 pounds and is a skinny legend now. She can roll around in the bed just like a thin person!
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Maybe Jade has relatives in Tennessee? A lot of black people especially will have distant relatives that live in the south while they themselves live up north (or vice versa). That or Amber decided to go to Dollywood, lol
I agree, Amber would not want to live in Tennessee. If she's going anywhere outside of Kentucky, it's gonna either be in New York with Jade or Oklahoma to live with her mom. NYC would be far too expensive for her but I do like the mental image of Amber trying to be That Girl while struggling to waddle around town.
I agree, Amber would not want to live in Tennessee. If she's going anywhere outside of Kentucky, it's gonna either be in New York with Jade or Oklahoma to live with her mom. NYC would be far too expensive for her but I do like the mental image of Amber trying to be That Girl while struggling to waddle around town.
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reid's still kicking?
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I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOREVER. SHOW YOUR FUCKING FETID DISEASED STINKING, ROTTING, WEEPING, PEELING, PURPLE, MOTTLED,BLOODY,HAIRY,DEFORMED,LYMPHADEMIA-FILLED LAYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRGS
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Waddling actually
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doesnt reid have the big c i havent kept up very much
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Don't forget: The sick fucks want feet, toes, and toenails. No curling her toes under trying to disappear the hooves. Loud and proud.
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Whatever happened to Wipey's never-had-support-like-this-before super patented 100% guaranteed to work distraction technique to stop her picking at her skin? (whatever the fuck it was)
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Haven't checked on our gorl in a while. Good to know she's still fat, delusional, mimicking Nikki Tutorial's style of talking, fat, and basic. Some things never change.
The most interesting thing in this video to me was her fragrence/soap drawer filled with Buy 2 get 1 free Bath and Body Works fragrence spray. And in a hilarious act of near self-awareness, she grabs the one that proclaims to smell like clean laundry. Link
There's nothing else that really interested me in this video. So instead I started scent-profiling Amber. Not even to be shady. Just because I'm interested in what people wear.
Scent drawer contains: Gingham Love, Bahamas Passionfruit & Banana Flowers, White T-shirt, something that looks like Pure Wonder, and I don't know what that bottom one is. It looks like some seasonal variation of Cherry Blossom, but I dunno much about B&Bwerqs. Using this Fragrence Wheel we can determine the area she frequents in shopping for and what she has either determined smells good on her, or what she assumes smells good on her.
She definitely veers towards things that smell sugary, sweet, and fruity. She seems to like the "fresh" smells paired with fruity things also, but I'd argue the main scent coming off her is fruit instead of something in the Fresh or Wood notes. It's debatable. But whatever.
She definitely veers towards things that smell sugary, sweet, and fruity. She seems to like the "fresh" smells paired with fruity things also, but I'd argue the main scent coming off her is fruit instead of something in the Fresh or Wood notes. It's debatable. But whatever.
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Her family is primarily in New York State, but she has lived in NYC, and interestingly a town or two north from Krystal in Virginia if doxx are accurate. She could have people everywhere, or just be a true uhauler. I'm still holding to her somehow getting amber to pay for a mortgage of a place in her name. That would be the ultimate grift.
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* Greasy hair
* Days old food
* Feet and cornchips
* Top notes of frumunda cheese
* Bottom notes of 8th grade locker room
* Background notes of cocoa butter and unwashed niggers
* Crown Royal and Urnge Chikin
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I’ve wondered that myself. It would make a tiny bit more sense of why Jade suddenly moved to Kentucky if she had relatives further south within driving distance.
I’m confused about the lease though. Amber originally moved in June/July 2020. When her and Becky broke up (in June 2021), they didn’t sign a year lease but went to month-to-month. I can’t for the life of me remember if her and Jade signed a new lease in September. So either:
A) They are still on a month-to-month basis and can move whenever.
B) The lease is up at the end of either June (the original) or the end of September (new lease with Jade).
I personally think she’s moving at the end of June, or in the middle of the month. As long as she pays the rent, they won’t care if she bounces a few weeks early. The pre-recorded videos are just so we don’t see her packing (lol, I mean Jade packing) and moving boxes all over the place. She’ll try to not disclose where they are but get doxed within 5 seconds because she just can’t control herself (remember when she titled a video “view of the Brooklyn bridge”?).
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Aromatic Essence of Thumby, caught in a fat fold somewhere.