🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Couldn't sit through the entire thing, just skipped around the video, but I'll summarize: this is 24 minutes of Amber eye fucking herself. Still fat. Still boring.
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
What I'm loving for her is that her clutzy ass will dribble her detergent and softener down the sides of those bottles so often that the labels will be toasted in a matter of weeks. What a waste of money.

That, and this dumb bitch paid 30 bucks for a pair of plastic bottles.
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I don’t see why she can’t just use Tide pods. They have softener, stain remover, and detergent all in one. They are easy to use and you just plop them in based on how much laundry you have. It would be simpler and given Al’s sedentary lifestyle, she’d be less likely to tire her arms out trying to pump out the right amount of detergent and softener. The “cute” things Al goes for at times are impractical for her given the weight of her arms. Not like it will bother her enough to actually lose weight, but she really doesn’t think things through.

As a side note, it’s nice to check back in this thread again and see that Al’s taste for decor is just as tacky as it was a few years ago. Like everything else, she’ll have a phase, and then proceed to get rid of it for new stuff to suit her desire to consoom.
 
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Her pouty cunty face she pulls makes me fill with so much rage. This ain't it gorl though. She has been really, really leaning on this reacting to hate shit the last few weeks like DSP oddly enough. I think its a thing lolcows do when they're in heat death so they try to make their audience react in any way possible. The problem is the subject cannot become the administrator because it does not work that way. It's like going into a lab and the monkeys are doing the experiment rather than the scientists.

I do admit the only enjoyment I get and probably most of us in this thread get is watching her flounder. I am not saying it's Chantal screaming "she hates white people" but it's pretty enjoyable. The content though is beyond shit though
 
Ew,
Who fucking watches a video of themselves being obnoxious and sits there nodding and smiling? Bitch, you didn't ''know'' about your ''cancer'' or any other physical health problem. You can't even tell when your stomach is full. Your IQ is basically nonexistent, as is your self awareness.

I love that she STILL rags on OJ despite shovelling mountains of anything and everything into her mouth. Also, no amount of make-up will ever make you look like anything besides Peter Griffin. Deal with it.
 
JambledUpWords said:
I don’t see why she can’t just use Tide pods. They have softener, stain remover, and detergent all in one. They are easy to use and you just plop them in based on how much laundry you have. It would be simpler and given Al’s sedentary lifestyle, she’d be less likely to tire her arms out trying to pump out the right amount of detergent and softener. The “cute” things Al goes for at times are impractical for her given the weight of her arms. Not like it will bother her enough to actually lose weight, but she really doesn’t think things through.

As a side note, it’s nice to check back in this thread again and see that Al’s taste for decor is just as tacky as it was a few years ago. Like everything else, she’ll have a phase, and then proceed to get rid of it for new stuff to suit her desire to consoom.
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She's the reason Tide Pods have a child lock on them. And she wont be able to get them open, so wifey would have to open them (Love you babe) and then she'd transfer them to another jar labeled "Tide Pods"
 
JambledUpWords said:
I don’t see why she can’t just use Tide pods. They have softener, stain remover, and detergent all in one. They are easy to use and you just plop them in based on how much laundry you have. It would be simpler and given Al’s sedentary lifestyle, she’d be less likely to tire her arms out trying to pump out the right amount of detergent and softener. The “cute” things Al goes for at times are impractical for her given the weight of her arms. Not like it will bother her enough to actually lose weight, but she really doesn’t think things through.

As a side note, it’s nice to check back in this thread again and see that Al’s taste for decor is just as tacky as it was a few years ago. Like everything else, she’ll have a phase, and then proceed to get rid of it for new stuff to suit her desire to consoom.
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You think Amber is the one who's doing the washing in the luxury villa??
 
Fat Amber isn't so much a lesbian as she is autosexual. I'm surprised she doesn't just cover the walls with mirrors like a dance studio and be done with it.

Keep watching your own content though gorl. That's a total winning strategy you got there.

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JambledUpWords said:
I don’t see why she can’t just use Tide pods. They have softener, stain remover, and detergent all in one. They are easy to use and you just plop them in based on how much laundry you have. It would be simpler and given Al’s sedentary lifestyle, she’d be less likely to tire her arms out trying to pump out the right amount of detergent and softener. The “cute” things Al goes for at times are impractical for her given the weight of her arms. Not like it will bother her enough to actually lose weight, but she really doesn’t think things through.

As a side note, it’s nice to check back in this thread again and see that Al’s taste for decor is just as tacky as it was a few years ago. Like everything else, she’ll have a phase, and then proceed to get rid of it for new stuff to suit her desire to consoom.
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She'd eat them.
 
Holy shit, is it me or is she somehow 10x more boring than she used to be? Call me when she has the next health scare. Yawn
 
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