🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Turd Fergusson said:
Eating is Amber's life. She has no interest outside it. She knows that if she lost a significant amount of weight, her YT career is toast. She said it herself. All she can do is pretend that she is on a weight loss "journey", pretend that she exercises and pretend that she eats salads and other healthy food. After a few weeks, she comes on YT and tells us that she failed because of mental issues but she will get a new therapist and will be back on the wagon. And the cycle continues.
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Amber could still make money and have lost weight, but that would require effort, character sideshows, and Chantal-esqe antics. If she lost weight in 2019, she'd have the opportunity to be a dollar store Trisha Paytas, today, and still make bank.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
pretty late to the Amberlynn Reid thing
but did Destiny ever found out that Amberlynn Reid murdered her cat?
or do Destiny still live in denial to this very day over the murder of Gracie the cat?
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Destiny do still in denial to this very day over the murder of Gracie the cat, yes, and also know how babby formed

She's boring now, you missed the train. Destiny is trash who has killed pets, herself.
 
Amberverse is dead so in case anyones looking for some heart warming nostalgia I watched this classic earlier. This was the golden age of amber-you have her being a cunt to Eric about his spending habits, a long extended clip of her getting chips and salsa and a 1 am hashbrown trip to Walmart 😩

 
lol cow supreme said:
The only time buying something like this makes a modicum of sense is when you buy in large bulk such as Costco and the giant jugs dont fit in your laundry storage and you keep the extra in the basement or somewhere else out of sight. I do this and STILL just use an old smaller sized bottle and refill that.
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I do this with liquid hand soap for the bathrooms and kitchen. The big refill bottles are cheaper and last longer. When the little pump bottle clogs up just toss and buy another for $1.
lol cow supreme said:
Now for my alternate theory.. due to her stunted mental capacity she NEEDS things to be labeled like in elementary school.
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She's retarded so the labels are probably helpful in that respect, but I don't think it's that deep lol.

She's a basic bitch copying the other basic bitches that do this on Tiktok. In her mind she is a dainty queen, and the prettiest most successful gorl is the one who dies with the most Chinese imported crap Amazon has to offer. Quantity over quality baby!:gunt:
 
What I'm loving for her is that her clutzy ass will dribble her detergent and softener down the sides of those bottles so often that the labels will be toasted in a matter of weeks. What a waste of money.

That, and this dumb bitch paid 30 bucks for a pair of plastic bottles.
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are you just suppose to pick it up with both hands, tilt it over the washing machine, and pump it in? What a bunch of work for such a simple thing. Also the bottles somehow look worse than the ones you get with the soap to begin with. They look like super bargain brand soap that can't even afford the ink to print colored/graphical labels. they could at least be glass!

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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
What I'm loving for her is that her clutzy ass will dribble her detergent and softener down the sides of those bottles so often that the labels will be toasted in a matter of weeks. What a waste of money.

That, and this dumb bitch paid 30 bucks for a pair of plastic bottles.
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30 fucking dollars.

The only therapy that Amberlynn will consistently pay for and stick with..

Retail Therapy.
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
What I'm loving for her is that her clutzy ass will dribble her detergent and softener down the sides of those bottles so often that the labels will be toasted in a matter of weeks. What a waste of money.

That, and this dumb bitch paid 30 bucks for a pair of plastic bottles.
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$30?!! What a rip off! I spent about 5 minutes browsing Etsy and found this set of 2 glass bottles for $62 + free shipping. These are much nicer and worth the price difference imo. Amber's a fucking moron, but we already knew that. EtsyLaundrySet.jpg
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If she were intelligent or creative she could 100% develop a successful channel after losing weight.

People want to see success stories but this would require her to have valuable knowledge about weightloss and she'd need to have a personality to keep people interested.

Documenting fun things she could at a normal weight, like travelling or doing physical activities. Fatty is such a useless idiot, she's already got a following and could turn that into a great source of income and (undeserved) support and praise.

She's thick as pig shit and happy with being a whale though so fuck all that.
I hope when her channel finally dies she realises what a dumbass she's been. What a waste of 200k subscribers, she can't even utilise that.
 
dollastoho said:
$30?!! What a rip off! I spent about 5 minutes browsing Etsy and found this set of 2 glass bottles for $62 + free shipping. These are much nicer and worth the price difference imo. Amber's a fucking moron, but we already knew that.
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Maybe no one's told you or Big Al, but detergent and fabric softener are sold in containers. She needs all of these secondary containers like she needs a pair of size 2 jeans.
 
Anti Pickle Serum said:
Maybe no one's told you or Big Al, but detergent and fabric softener are sold in containers. She needs all of these secondary containers like she needs a pair of size 2 jeans.
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Queen of Waste, sitting on her throne of plastic takeout containers and journals.
 
Owlflaps said:
Wipey is just another opportunistic grifter. She's the stereotype of black men loving huge white girls, but in lesbian form.

We been knew the live-in house keeper grifts the fuck out of her. Amber's too much of a seething, vain cunt to fully show her face on camera, so Wipey is going to get away scot-free.
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AnonymousThrowLala said:
I’m confused about her timeline since she was seeing doctors a lot but her insistence that they’ve all told her she’s “healthy but just needs to lose weight” (if that) thing really boggles the mind. She was free bleeding for literal years and then ultimately diagnosed with cancer. I’m just wondering if she believes she was told she’s “healthy except for the constant bleeding” and then “healthy except for the cancer”?

I just don’t really understand how she can do the mental gymnastics to even set forth such a ridiculous claim. Like, she was literally bed bound for a whole year. Did she imagine she was told she was healthy except for the immobility?

I need to know what this miracle of medicine considers to be unhealthy then to get to this point in her own lie. It just doesn’t make any sense. You can’t admit to these physical ailments and then also claim to have a clean bill of health and be “just big”. And to suggest not one, but literally all of the doctors you’ve seen have done nothing but lie to an obviously mammoth-sized ticking time bomb is beyond the realm of possibility.

I’ll also take this opportunity at the podium to point out how hilarious it is that she will vehemently deny the existence of physical ailments but will glom onto the slightest hint of mental ones even if she has to conjure them up out of thin air.

Final thought: really feels like YDHB did a real shit job of confronting ALR with her lies. But I guess “medical school” and designing the shittiest tattoos the world has ever seen keeps her super busy so I’ll give her a pass on this one.
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Can I just interject here that I despise the use of “big” as a euphemism for “fat.” It started with Big and Tall shops for men and has gradually taken over. It’s as if “fat” has become the new f-bomb.

TLDR: you’re not “big,” “thick,” or “curvy,“ Amber. You’re a fatty fat fatso who fats.
 
Anti Pickle Serum said:
Maybe no one's told you or Big Al, but detergent and fabric softener are sold in containers. She needs all of these secondary containers like she needs a pair of size 2 jeans.
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I agree fren, and wouldn't waste the money on them, Just posted for comparison. :)
 
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