🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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dollastoho said:
I agree fren, and wouldn't waste the money on them, Just posted for comparison. :)
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If she really wanted the basic bitch aesthetic, you think she would have gone to the craft store to buy the glass bottles and the labels for her soap detergent. But that would actually require planning and a modicum of creativity on her part.
 
This is the same megatard with too much money affliction that compelled her to buy small water bottles to fill up with water that came in big bottles for the earth or something? Then when her chatfatties started oinking at her about the oceanic plastic vortex killing the all the giraffes she switched to pouring big water into small mason jars with straws in them to keep in the fridge.

Same stupid fat shit, different day.
 
Amber has no drive, no hobbies, no desire to do anything other than eat processed garbage, and consoom plastic garbage. She genuinely thinks that pouring house hold cleaners from one plastic container into another plastic container is productive. It's about all her FAT brain can handle. Meanwhile Nigga Jade is just off screen flicking her bean over her prize piggy doing retarded piggy things on command. Amber is literally a lipstick wearing pig and serves no purpose on this planet other than transferring obscene amounts of wealth from YouTube advertisers to Amazon and Chinese sweatshops.
 
Owlflaps said:
If she really wanted the basic bitch aesthetic, you think she would have gone to the craft store to buy the glass bottles and the labels for her soap detergent. But that would actually require planning and a modicum of creativity on her part.
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If i remember correctly, her version of "crafts" involved dumping rocks (or was it shells?) in her bathroom sink and marbles into glass bowls.
 
A part of me wonders if Amber is buying labeled bottles for everything to larp as some YouTubey domestic goddess. I wonder if she got the idea for this from another YouTuber (which she has done).

The theory that she’s stupid enough to need everything labeled to know how to use it also checks out. Amber is dumb as fuck.
Nightlife Monster Truck said:
If i remember correctly, her version of "crafts" involved dumping rocks (or was it shells?) in her bathroom sink and marbles into glass bowls.
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I remember this! She first threw all that shit into the sink

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It was all moved into a bowl atop the toilet very soon afterward, but the fact that decoratorlynn first thought of sink shells never fails to amaze and amuse me

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She doesn't know much about recycling but she sure knows how to recycle pet names from her former 'lovers'. The fact that Jade is just another "babe" confirms to me that "babe" is just another caretaker. But this time she doesn't have the money to afford a white hick.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
A part of me wonders if Amber is buying labeled bottles for everything to larp as some YouTubey domestic goddess. I wonder if she got the idea for this from another YouTuber (which she has done).

The theory that she’s stupid enough to need everything labeled to know how to use it also checks out. Amber is dumb as fuck.

I remember this! She first threw all that shit into the sink

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It was all moved into a bowl atop the toilet very soon afterward, but the fact that decoratorlynn first thought of sink shells never fails to amaze and amuse me

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(Images originally from @classtrash)
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Ah, it was rocks AND shells. A double whammy! What a disgusting slimy mess that would turn into in no time at all.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
The theory that she’s stupid enough to need everything labeled to know how to use it also checks out. Amber is dumb as fuck.
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i hope she gets cookie jars, and milk/juice containers and all the other stuff.
this way there are no calories listed anywhere and her slave can save on cash , now buying cheap generics to feed the Bingemonster. She might make some bucks that way.
 
dfranki723 said:
If she were intelligent or creative she could 100% develop a successful channel after losing weight.
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Could she though? The only thing remarkable about Amber is that she's as fat as fuck. Literally the *only* thing, because once you get past "holy shit that's a huge bitch", Amber herself is more boring than watching paint dry. Even a laaaaayyyyyyrrrrg reveal couldn't save things at this point.
 
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Frau Totenkinder said:
She doesn't know much about recycling but she sure knows how to recycle pet names from her former 'lovers'. The fact that Jade is just another "babe" confirms to me that "babe" is just another caretaker. But this time she doesn't have the money to afford a white hick.
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I was thinking about this while reading here the other day. I referred to my first serious partner with a pretty generic pet name. Now, not only do I not use that specific word in reference anymore for anyone, I don’t give partners pet names at all. It feels juvenile.

It’s one thing for a high school or really young couple to call each other “babe” or “baby” but to see someone older than maybe 25 (and that’s pushing it) calling another grown adult a name like that makes me so uncomfortable. I feel like generic pet names are something you should eventually grow out of. Nicknames are one thing, but “babe” isn’t a nickname, it’s a cringe title or something idk.

I’ve also noticed that the age of a couple who uses such titles directly correlates to the the toxicity and instability of a relationship. The only people who are 30+ and still saying shit like that are performative social media couples that share Facebook accounts due to chronic cheating or they’re trailer trash. At least in my experience. The older they are, the more insecure/trashy they are, every time.
 
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mythical mother said:
I was thinking about this while reading here the other day. I referred to my first serious partner with a pretty generic pet name. Now, not only do I not use that specific word in reference anymore for anyone, I don’t give partners pet names at all. It feels juvenile.

It’s one thing for a high school or really young couple to call each other “babe” or “baby” but to see someone older than maybe 25 (and that’s pushing it) calling another grown adult a name like that makes me so uncomfortable. I feel like generic pet names are something you should eventually grow out of. Nicknames are one thing, but “babe” isn’t a nickname, it’s a cringe title or something idk.

I’ve also noticed that the age of a couple who uses such titles directly correlates to the the toxicity and instability of a relationship. The only people who are 30+ and still saying shit like that are performative social media couples that share Facebook accounts due to chronic cheating or they’re trailer trash. At least in my experience. The older they are, the more insecure/trashy they are, every time.
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I agree for the most part. I think it all depends on the actual maturity of the couple. If I hear an immature douche using pet names then I just register it as more of that immature person’s behavior, whereas if a normal, mature person uses them then I don’t think much of it.
In my opinion, the reason “babe” comes off as so juvenile with AL is because everything about her is juvenile. She’s stuck in this perpetual state of acting like a 7th grader, so of course her constantly referring to partners by pet names will read as middle school behavior.
Then, of course, there’s something to be said about the names themselves. “Babe” comes off as much more immature to me than “honey”, for example. But that could just be me.

Point is, AL is fat and immature and I would not have sexual relations with her
 
Q: Dumb enough for Amberlynn Rei(tar)d?
A: Nah fam.

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Q: How about now?
A: 👌

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I own this exact same bowl. Bought it for like $2 years ago because I thought it was the result of some translation goof at the Chiwanese factory and it was stupidly hilarious. Currently use it as a water bowl for my cats cause it's heavy enough they don't knock it over during their 3am zoomies/tard-charge.
 
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Was the entire glass labeled containers for laundry rooms a Pinterest thing five plus years ago? I am sure I remember seeing that shot posted to make the laundry room cute. JFC really?????
 
Supreme Dingus said:
Q: Dumb enough for Amberlynn Rei(tar)d?
A: Nah fam.

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Q: How about now?
A: 👌

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I own this exact same bowl. Bought it for like $2 years ago because I thought it was the result of some translation goof at the Chiwanese factory and it was stupidly hilarious. Currently use it as a water bowl for my cats cause it's heavy enough they don't knock it over during their 3am zoomies/tard-charge.
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It should say Situation type deal molment on the other side.

The other one could say I'm Ob--SESSED!
 
TC-P said:
Was the entire glass labeled containers for laundry rooms a Pinterest thing five plus years ago? I am sure I remember seeing that shot posted to make the laundry room cute. JFC really?????
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I definitely remember an old HS/college friend posting some shit after she bought her first house and she had bought those big carafes with the spigot at the bottom that people use to serve drinks at parties, and she filled those up with liquid laundry detergent and fabric softener and put cutesy little chalk paint signs on them in case remembering which of the two different-colored substances in the two carafes are which proved too daunting. Every room in her house was an exercise in how many different things you could use mason jars for. (Plus the big "EAT" sign in the kitchen and all that other word vomit.)

More likely than not, the spigot got clogged up with detergent after a few weeks, given it was not designed to dispense substances thicker than a tea/water/juice consistency.

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