🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Did Amber tell us that she could walk for an hour, going to the ships and walking around? If so, she should be able to walk a mile. Obviously not.

FupaCitySheriff said:
Shopping mall walking is recommended for people basically starting to exercise from scratch :-
*you are undercover, so the weather doesn't matter
*the floor is flat and even throughout the mall
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Mall walking is getting more and more popular, certainly in the U.S. and would be the most appropriate place for her to walk. We have to remember that all she can wear is ballet slippers since she can't fit trainers or more rugged shoes. Nothing like a bad cut on your foot to make you miserable.

goodgrief said:
This idiot has said before very clearly that she is going to stop doing "100 days" challenges because she inevitably fails when she sets these high goals. Yet here she fucking is again claiming she's gonna do a 100 day challenge AND buying a new journal for it as if she can't write it down in one of the millions of old ones she has.
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She gets a high in starting something new. Remember Curvy Caloriies? Do not worry, it will not last for long.

goodgrief said:
This lump is completely stuck in a repeating pattern. What's next, moron? Weight Watchers? Jenny Craig? Meal prepping water? Ordering takeout and claiming you wanted a side salad but they gave you a kilo of fries?
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I fully expect that a small annoyance such as a small headache, a twitching eye, too hot or too cold, will derail this challenge.
 
Witch Bitch said:
How dare you. Dandelions are wonderful pollinator food right at the begining of spring. Infinitely more useful then amber, and wild violet too!
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Yup.

Witch Bitch said:
Her marveling at them is great! it means shes lookin out her windows instead of just at her insta seething over haters or expert lego sets. Amber needs to go outside and touch grass.
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Sheonly looks ou the windows to make sure someone isn't looking in and possibly seeing her stuffing her piehole.


TwinkieBooBoo said:
Amberlynn Reid: My weight doesn't have the effect on me you think it does. My mobility and health are the same as a skinny person.

Also Amberlynn Reid: Can I even manage to walk a MILE?!
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Hey, her stamina is WAY more than it used to be, shitlord. Have some respect!

Oliveoil said:
Posting from a video made by Callie.
Apparently Amber sent Jade nudes before they met in person?
God almighty help us.
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A connection, all right. Your gullibility and her need for free room and board and to escape whatever was hanging over her in NY.


Which brings us to a recap of "Can I Walk a Mile at 500 Pounds?" vlog

Short answer, to cut to the chase: NO

Longer answer:

She's just been "obsessed" with vlogging, guize! it's SO much fun!

It isn't nice to jump right in with a lie, Big Ham. you need to open more slowly, to warm up the audience. Also, WriterLynn: stop fucking using the word "obsessed" with every fucking thing. You cannot be obsessed with absolutely everything.

To just cement the fact that the cycle is very real, and that she has broken through whatever had kept her stuck in phase four, Big Spamber.....

Opens another box from Amazon. EnvironmentaLynn in action. Or should that be inaction? Whatever, it's another 100 Day Goal Journal! Yay, Day One of yet another new goal to set and fail, just like the video from 2019 called "Day 1...again" when she used this same journal to track her nonexistent loss of 50 pounds in 100 days. We saw that journal once an then it, too. went into the memory hole, never to be seen again, until miraculously resurrected here in 2022. We live in crazy times, that's for certain. We're back at the top of the cycle, friends!

Supposively, ScammerLynn wants to be able to walk a mile at the end of the next hundred days. If she were anyone else but who she is, I'd say that was awesome and I wish them luck. Sadly, I know how this will end, so I'll just skip that to save some time. She says "I should be able to run ten miles, lezberihl" and on that, Hamber, I disagree. Most people cannot run ten miles, and there's nothing special about you that you can't. I mentioned previously that the average person can walk a mile in 15-20 minutes. She manage to waddle 2000 steps (according to her fitbit) in 20 minutes. It's gonna be a long hundred days.

She's already complaining about the heat. Just wait, Big Ham, it isn't even summer yet. Why you decided that a gigantic fatass who only seems to wear black clothing should pick a hundred day goal where the bulk of that hundred days involves doing anything outside in the summer in the South is a total fucking mystery. You need to hire some EMTs to creep along after you for when you stroke out.

She eats her crappy breakfast, does some stupid thing with perfumes because those perfumes don't stand up on their own. Stupid. Skip.

More 4th grade arts and crafts with Hamber. Skip.

Walks outside, which is where she bitches about the heat. Marvels at the presence of dandelions, which reminded me of when they were living at Eric & Ricky's and she was amazed at the flowers that were made up of all tinier flowers that was just outside the door. Yeah, those are hydrangeas, idiot, a very common flowering bush in the south, but more specifically, a flowering bush right outside your fucking door that you never saw before? You did go out in all seasons, FFS.

Blah blah blah. Rambles on again about walking a mile, says she CAN walk a mile now if she had to (sure, Ham) but she would be miserable and would never want to walk again. Newsflash, Big Ham: if you do make it to 100 days and manage to walk a mile, you'll never walk again anyway.

Zero faith in Hamber, because that's what she's earned. Watched Justine's stream earlier, and someone called Big Ham a "mobius strip of fail" and I can get behind that.

TL;DW/R: Big Ham sets another 100 days goal that she will fail, this time to stomp a mile through Lexington like Godzilla through Tokyo. Except by the end of the challenge only one of those monsters will accomplish anything. You only get one guess as to which one.
 
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I swear, what is the fucking point of having "can I walk a mile?" as the video title and literally not showing herself walking that mile?? With the jumpcuts she could just have walked 50 yards in circles and call it a day, and I bet it is what she did. This has already been said ad nauseam but how can some people make a living putting this level of effort into their one and only job is beyond me.
 
Oliveoil said:
Posting from a video made by Callie.
Apparently Amber sent Jade nudes before they met in person?
God almighty help us.
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She considers “nudes” to be pictures of herself in her bra pushing her “cleavage” together re: failed OnlyFans era.
I wonder if she ever sent Beggy nudes at any point during their relationship. Not saying I support Beggy leaking them, but for fucks sakes anything to ripple the waters in the Amberverse would be entertaining. Nobody gives a fuck about the mookbangs, the hauls, the 100 days of x challenge. And she wonders why Chantal is the current queen of the Deathfats.
 
Wipey is a total loser. Jade got nudes, probably unprompted, from Fat AL when all she was looking for was an easy target to swindle.

Hope the wiping the fupa folds was worth the free car, you bottom feeding grifter. You have an even worse reputation than Becky, that's a pretty impressive accomplishment.
 
Bilibin said:
We've been over this before. Perspective distortion is a thing and you need to do more than line up two pictures over one another to account for that. Old pic is from bellow which will make her head appear smaller so when you line them up one appears bigger than the other. We also have the rotation of the body between the two pics which is very significant. We also have the distance from the camera. It's easy to find two pictures with the same angle or even take a new one based on an old pic, so the fact that she only compares such different pictures is very sus.

Don't really understand why she's celebrating. Her normal consistent weight is like 500lbs and while she sometimes goes above and below that, she finds herself back there over and over again.
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Einstein wrote a paper on calculating Amberlynn's true weight change between two pictures based on measuring how light is distorted around her gravitational pull. They did experiments in two different parts of the world to prove it and everything.
 
Sometimes cows are small, and sometimes they are far away.*

*Season 2 episode 1 of Father Ted, "Hell"
 
She really wants to let us know that she's a kinky sex KuhWeen doesn't she?

Nudes? Really?
That short TikTok of her ''dancing'' in that sheer dress was enough to make even the most desperate chubby chaser vomit and renounce any and all sexual activity. If she did actually send nudes of herself, that alone is further evidence of her delusions. I suppose it would also be more solid proof that Jade is a legitimate feeder as nobody else would find that shit attractive.

Fat Al is a beast who has convinced herself she's has a sexy enough body for nudes and Wipey is a fucking societal dreg who has repeatedly outed herself for having a fetish for gargantuan women.
 
Owlflaps said:
Wipey is a total loser. Jade got nudes, probably unprompted, from Fat AL when all she was looking for was an easy target to swindle.
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Dainty gorls don't send nudes. They think it's risque to show an ankle and there is no way Hambo is even showing one of her dainty cankles.
If there really were nudes, which I doubt, they would be ideal if Wipey wanted to try a spot of blackmail on Hambo.

As for walkeen a mile, I doubt Fatty could scootypuff for a mile before it breaks down.
 
dfranki723 said:
She really wants to let us know that she's a kinky sex KuhWeen doesn't she?

Nudes? Really?
That short TikTok of her ''dancing'' in that sheer dress was enough to make even the most desperate chubby chaser vomit and renounce any and all sexual activity. If she did actually send nudes of herself, that alone is further evidence of her delusions. I suppose it would also be more solid proof that Jade is a legitimate feeder as nobody else would find that shit attractive.

Fat Al is a beast who has convinced herself she's has a sexy enough body for nudes and Wipey is a fucking societal dreg who has repeatedly outed herself for having a fetish for gargantuan women.
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Dancing to Hambeastlynn means shifting her tons of “fun” heft from one hoof to the other hoof….as her second set of deformed “tits” existing directly beneath her actual chesticles sway ominously from side to side. **shudder**
 
Already posted this in the Becky thread, but seeing as no one hardly uses that and this is just too good to not share...
In the UK, when someone is extremely lazy, they are called bone idle, which nowadays is shortened to just saying that someone is bone...
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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
Einstein wrote a paper on calculating Amberlynn's true weight change between two pictures based on measuring how light is distorted around her gravitational pull. They did experiments in two different parts of the world to prove it and everything.
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Due to relativity, time also does weird things the closer you get to amber's orbit. This is why, despite a video only being 5 minutes, it will feel like an hour or more to an observer outside amber's gravitational field.
 
Gergg said:
Due to relativity, time also does weird things the closer you get to amber's orbit. This is why, despite a video only being 5 minutes, it will feel like an hour or more to an observer outside amber's gravitational field.
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But with her event horizon and accretion disk, there SHOULD be time DILATION, not time creeping to an almost grinding halt.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
Already posted this in the Becky thread, but seeing as no one hardly uses that and this is just too good to not share...
In the UK, when someone is extremely lazy, they are called bone idle, which nowadays is shortened to just saying that someone is bone...
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Why the fuck does Becky look like that? She's truly morphing into a thumb.
 
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