🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She goes on a walk for the first time ever and sees "yellow flowers" and "purple ones".. fucking DANDELIONS and Wild Violet. both horrible lawn weeds. This bitch is so unucustomed to going outside she's marveling at WEEDS!
 
Insulin reid said:
Oooh gorl that day one high is some good shit.

And were back with the cycle begenneen again. Hopefully with trying to walk a mile she will either trip and fall or kick a clot to her heart.
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I KNEW she'd push past that last phase and get her cycle moving again. Woo! Can't wait to see all the fuckery the new cycle and the day one shit bring.

FupaCitySheriff said:
Back inside, Marathon-Lynn is drinkeen water, sat in front of one of her industrial fans. She managed 2000 steps in 21 minutes, for a distance of 0.52 miles. NO proof of any of these numbers, even though she has 2 Fitbits or Smartwatches.
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Fitbits are notorious for miscounts on steps.

FupaCitySheriff said:
Sounds like bullshit to me. We know how exact she is with her numbers, but she managed 2000 steps in 21 minutes. Sounds like she's made those numbers up.
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The average person can walk a mile in 15-20 minutes.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
Back inside, Marathon-Lynn is drinkeen water, sat in front of one of her industrial fans. She managed 2000 steps in 21 minutes, for a distance of 0.52 miles. NO proof of any of these numbers, even though she has 2 Fitbits or Smartwatches.
Sounds like bullshit to me. We know how exact she is with her numbers, but she managed 2000 steps in 21 minutes. Sounds like she's made those numbers up.
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It’s impossible for any electronic device to monitor her steps accurately because of her gait. Look at how she sways from side to side. It’s like watching a video of someone in a slow motion earthquake.

Not that it even matters. She posts videos like this every few months, loses approximately 0.456 pounds, and then gains 0.573 pounds the next day. And the cycle continues!
 
Can you imagine the bleeding cankle rollovers from her actually walking a mile?

Tell your walking a mile shit to yer Hambabies to suck on. Slappy don't believe yer laaaahing ass at all.
 
lol cow supreme said:
She goes on a walk for the first time ever and sees "yellow flowers" and "purple ones".. fucking DANDELIONS and Wild Violet. both horrible lawn weeds. This bitch is so unucustomed to going outside she's marveling at WEEDS!
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How dare you. Dandelions are wonderful pollinator food right at the begining of spring. Infinitely more useful then amber, and wild violet too!

Her marveling at them is great! it means shes lookin out her windows instead of just at her insta seething over haters or expert lego sets. Amber needs to go outside and touch grass.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
Why do fat fucks always have house cats and tiny dogs? Make them have huskies or greyhounds and take them for a walk twice a day. That'll soon have Big AL walkeen miles.
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Please, no. They won't get walked.

April Lauren Brown has two GSDs that once were lovely dogs and are now obese fur sausages thanks to this.
 
Fatty could NOT manage to complete 100 days of weighing in.
Fatty could NOT manage to complete 100 days of uploading videos.
Somehow, we are supposed to believe Fatty will manage 100 days of physical effort?
 
Soooo there's another person in the house yet the cats can't be brushed and taken care of? The same issue with Chantal none of these fat bitches can take 10 minutes out of their nothing ass life and spend time with their pets. At this point the pets are back up food
 
I might be a bit late for this but....about Ambers swollen Hands...
Wipey, for the Case you read this Thread...get Amber to a Heart Doctor...
her Hands started to swell up while doing the Walkeen because her Heart wasn t able anymore to pump Fluids properly...
When she is out again and alone her Heart might stop...let a Doctor have a look specially for Cardiac Insufficiency...
 
Aaaaaaand the comments have flipped back to ''YAS KUHWEEN, YOU GOT THIS GIRL, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!''.

I'm sure this horrific shitstain of a person is completely deserving of the shallow arselicking she is currently receiving. I just don't understand, she does a bit of walking and suddenly she's not the same nasty fuck she's always been?

Yes, you Fat Fuck, people's hands do swell when walking for extended periods of time, you're not unique and I doubt you were walking long enough for that to happen. You're just grossly obese.
 
Kitsunehime said:
When she is out again and alone her Heart might stop..
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I think after all the effort WE have all put into Fatty's channel, I think it only fair that we get our reward. What better way than Mickey Mouse hands having a heart attack live on stream?
I can see it now... 6 yards from the Henry Retirement Village door, Fatty wheezing and gasping for air, puts her phone in her right hand cos her left arm is hurting.
She needs to sit down cos she's increased her distance to 8 yards or as she calls it '0.000008 of a mile'.
As she looks at her hand, she asks if our hands swell to look like foam hands waved at football games?
She feels her heart bursting out of her chest - it's like the re=opening of her beloved Cheesecake Factory, after lockdown, all over again.
As she gulps her final mouthful of air, on this earth, and with a smug look on her moonface, she assures us 'thin people have heart attacks, too, guiz.....'
The End.
 
StickyClits said:
Soooo there's another person in the house yet the cats can't be brushed and taken care of? The same issue with Chantal none of these fat bitches can take 10 minutes out of their nothing ass life and spend time with their pets. At this point the pets are back up food
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Or Hamber is back up food for the pets after she has that heart attack we all know is coming and Jade Francis Alex whatever nopes out with a new car and atm card. You know Wipey ain’t about to call any authorities and explain how she ended up being in the same apartment with a bloated whale corpse. Twonks and the cats could feed for a couple years at least.
 
MenameisJeff1936 said:
I've seen people at 400lbs who cant walk a mile, fuck knows what she weighs now but a mile would mess her up.
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Why does she always set such lofty goals for herself? She's admitted on camera that she shouldn't make such unrealistic goals because it intimidates her and she fails to follow-through.

Let's start with the fucking tree, Hamber. Walk to the tree and back and see if you can progress from there.
 
She should choose Walmart Walking for her exercise goal. She loves Walmart and walking it would give her a perspective she hasn't seen in years.
 
This idiot has said before very clearly that she is going to stop doing "100 days" challenges because she inevitably fails when she sets these high goals. Yet here she fucking is again claiming she's gonna do a 100 day challenge AND buying a new journal for it as if she can't write it down in one of the millions of old ones she has.

She knows she's not gonna be walkeen for a 100 days and we know she's not gonna be joaquin for a 100 days. Everyone knows. Soon it's gonna be too hot outside you guys, I'm sick you guuiiseee, I have these pains..., my layg hurts etc.

This lump is completely stuck in a repeating pattern. What's next, moron? Weight Watchers? Jenny Craig? Meal prepping water? Ordering takeout and claiming you wanted a side salad but they gave you a kilo of fries?
 
BBJ_4_Ever said:
She should choose Walmart Walking for her exercise goal. She loves Walmart and walking it would give her a perspective she hasn't seen in years.
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Shopping mall walking is recommended for people basically starting to exercise from scratch :-
*you are undercover, so the weather doesn't matter
*you have heating/air con, so the temperature is always constant, never too hot or too cold
*the floor is flat and even throughout the mall
*you can keep pausing to look at things or in store windows
*there is always somewhere to sit and rest if you need to
*because you are distracted with all the stores, you don't realize how much you've been moving
*no one notices if you pause or stop because everyone is doing the same
*if you really need to, there is always somewhere to get a drink or a snack

... or you can ride around on a scootypuff.
 
Posting from a video made by Callie.
Apparently Amber sent Jade nudes before they met in person?
God almighty help us.
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