🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

I called it several dozen pages back. Her dumb bitch ass went to a bullshit HAES clinic. She's never going to go a certified health professional, she doesn't care to lose the weight.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

She's never going to go a certified health professional, she doesn't care to lose the weight.

And as long as she has a live-in caretaker/asswiper (or another one willing to quickly jump in and take those duties), she never will. Why should she? She a beautiful dainty girl and it's all about her, as yanno.

Personally, I'd love to see Wifey just get fed up and split the scene entirely and leave Hamber ALL ALONE BY HERSELF. For a couple months at least as Hamber struggled to reel in another retard sped. Oh, the tears, the trauma, the mentulz would be glorious.

 

[Asmobaby]

Has anyone else noticed ALR's Rapid Onset Vocal Fry? Or is it just me?

Ms. Borderline Quirky Gorl, always with the new vocal affects. What's next, I wonder? A new regional accent? Maybe a new interest? Y'know, given that most - if not all - of her gf's have been weebs I'm surprised that she hasn't given that "geeky weeb girl" thing a try.

Not that I want to give this cow any ideas but it would be one of the easiest things she could ever do. Just start an anime, and she'll have something to talk about in vlogs or on stream if other topics run out. Notice that no matter how much she claims to "read" we never get a real book review or show review or anything to prove that she engages in the content she claims to consume?

 

[BallBuster]

She is already dead, she just does not know it yet

She knows it. Somewhere in her subconscious there is a little voice that is repeating "omae wa mo shindeiru"
but she just doesn't know what it means.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I called it several dozen pages back. Her dumb bitch ass went to a bullshit HAES clinic. She's never going to go a certified health professional, she doesn't care to lose the weight.

I do wonder if she went to this place;

Eating Disorder Counseling | Lexington KY | Anorexia, Bulimia, and Binge-Eating Disorder Therapy — Tivoli Gardens Counseling LLC

Eating disorders and disordered eating are best approached with counseling from a licensed counselor and nutritional guidance from a registered dietitian. Tivoli is a counselor who addresses anorexia, bulimia, binge eating disorder, and orthorexia with a health at every size | HAES approach, in

www.tivoligardenscounseling.com

Tivoli Gardens Counseling LLC
711 Millpond Road Lexington, KY 40514
6 minutes by car from The Henry

It claims to be an holistic eating disorder clinic that advertises an Intuitive Eating book and a Healthy At Every Size book on it's homepage.

Services page suggests a base rate of $120 per 50 minute session. The 'specialties' page is a good laugh.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

She knows it. Somewhere in her subconscious there is a little voice that is repeating "omae wa mo shindeiru"
but she just doesn't know what it means.

I envision it more as a video of the Hindenburg crash and burn playing on endless loop.

 

[Asmobaby]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fkHKddKkUIg:267
at 4:26, she says she disagrees with "health at every size" but has been preaching that bullshit for years?? This bitch is a total joke.

Are we allowed to post links or not? They are all over this thread. Sorry to OP I'm quoting, I just got a post deleted for linking to a YT video so I just want to know going forward. Sorry for the "autism."

 

[Owlflaps]

I do wonder if she went to this place;

Eating Disorder Counseling | Lexington KY | Anorexia, Bulimia, and Binge-Eating Disorder Therapy — Tivoli Gardens Counseling LLC

Eating disorders and disordered eating are best approached with counseling from a licensed counselor and nutritional guidance from a registered dietitian. Tivoli is a counselor who addresses anorexia, bulimia, binge eating disorder, and orthorexia with a health at every size | HAES approach, in

www.tivoligardenscounseling.com

Tivoli Gardens Counseling LLC
711 Millpond Road Lexington, KY 40514
6 minutes by car from The Henry

It claims to be an holistic eating disorder clinic that advertises an Intuitive Eating book and a Healthy At Every Size book on it's homepage.

Services page suggests a base rate of $120 per 50 minute session. The 'specialties' page is a good laugh.

Her counselor may also be this chick.

And I quote from the website:

Tivoli Hendricks is a licensed professional clinical counselor (LPCC) in the state of Kentucky with a bachelor’s degree in psychology from the University of San Diego (San Diego, CA) and a master’s degree in clinical mental health counseling from George Fox University (Portland, OR). Comfortable working with adults of all ethnicities, religions, sexualities, relationship styles, and gender identities; LGBTQ+ affirming and poly-friendly therapist. Tivoli utilizes an existential-humanistic approach to counseling and incorporates mindfulness, narrative therapy, and IFS into her sessions. She believes total health involves addressing the physical, mental, and spiritual needs of a person. Tivoli works with people struggling with various mental health issues and an assortment of life difficulties including:

• Addiction
• Anxiety
• Body Image
• Codependency
• Depression
• Eating Disorders
• Life Transitions
• Relationships
• Low self-esteem
• Trauma

Clearly, she's those woo therapists. She's done a piss poor job trying to "help" AL. Maybe she can help our gorl be more receptive to the poly lifestyle.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Furthermore, on the website it says

TGC has chosen not to accept insurance due to the nature of insurance requirements. Insurance companies operate under the medical model and require a diagnosis of pathology for reimbursement. This approach to mental health sets restrictions on therapy that limit the experience of the client and is not in alignment with the holistic and wellness based approach adopted by this practice.

Since Amber is self-diagnosed, this clinic suits her perfectly. Imagine, requiring a diagnosis before having a treatment. The inhumanity!!!!


Edit: the clinic also delves into polyamory under the specialty "feminist therapy".

 

[DeeShmee]

Notice that no matter how much she claims to "read" we never get a real book review or show review or anything to prove that she engages in the content she claims to consume?

I bet her version of “reading” is looking at each page for 30-60 seconds, maybe finding the words she recognizes (but that’s a bit of a reach) then turning the page. So she can claim she “reads” and anyone watching her can see her “reading” because there is no other explanation for her “reading” so many books without being able to even briefly describe a plot for a single one.

Plus she can claim she’s “reading” and too busy to go for a walk/clean/shower etc.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Has anyone else noticed ALR's Rapid Onset Vocal Fry? Or is it just me?

What the fuck are you talking about? She's been talking like that for years - it started after she moved in to the gaycare and got worse when she moved to Lexington.

the clinic also delves into polyamory under the specialty "feminist therapy".

Taking a look at their reading recommendations...

 

[dfranki723]

When it comes to Fatty reading and giving recommendations, I'm pretty sure she just googles the book reviews and general plot points. She doesn't read shit.

 

[Asmobaby]

When it comes to Fatty reading and giving recommendations, I'm pretty sure she just googles the book reviews and general plot points. She doesn't read shit.

It was Beckster who so generously revealed to us in an old Livestream that ALR "listens" to her books whilst "reading" her books. Y'know the books that never display any visible spine damage whatsoever?

Not that there's anything wrong with audiobooks. Many of us love and enjoy them. It's the LAHS about actually "reading" them that gets annoying. Like just admit you bought the audiobook and be done with it! ALR is committed to her persona, I'll give her that.

 

[Whatthefuck]

So, she chose a clinic that professes "health at every size" and is surprised that they do not want to talk about weight loss. She also said that she is taking a break from going which pretty well means that she quit. This could have been filmed weeks ago.

She is proud of her progress in weight loss and has posted a picture that totally proves it. I am more interested in knowing her weight loss goals. 20, 50, 100, 200, 300 pounds? Again she is more interested in being on a diet and telling us that making progress than being honest and showing us the scale. I suspect that we will hear soon of a new no-fail amazing diet that she will totally follow.

Seriously, did anyone think a HAES clinic would do jack shit for her? I feel like I've missed a trick in life by not opening a business that validates sloth. It's like conspiracy-tards. So much milk to pump with these folks.

 

[WasabiPasta]

Seriously, did anyone think a HAES clinic would do jack shit for her? I feel like I've missed a trick in life by not opening a business that validates sloth. It's like conspiracy-tards. So much milk to pump with these folks.

Honestly, I figured that some time in the last year or so she would try transitioning from a supposed weight loss channel to become a Tess Holiday style HAES influencer, It seems to be the perfect fit for her narc personality to go ahead and flaunt her grotesque body. Guess her hatred of her laygs is still stronger than her love for herself.
I still however believe this is an arc that might happen soon.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

The strongest evidence that Amber doesn't read books is her lack of literacy and vocabulary. I get that she isn't reading Dostoyevsky or Twain or Milton, but people naturally absorb language and how to use it when reading anything in volume.

Amber is profoundly stupid and it belies her claim of being a voracious reader.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Seriously, did anyone think a HAES clinic would do jack shit for her? I feel like I've missed a trick in life by not opening a business that validates sloth. It's like conspiracy-tards. So much milk to pump with these folks.

I personally know one person (NOT fat) that is some sort of dimensional spirit crystal waver. Same shit as HAES and the "therapist" mentioned above, but with interdimensional beings. She stopped working for a living and now counsels those on their spiritual journey to find themselves. At a cool $150 an hour. Hey, everybody gotta believe in something, I guess. I believe I'll have another drink!



But here's but one paragraph from her advertising:

"I was activated and guided to take on the role of a Planetary Lightworker, EarthKeeper, and Ascension Timeline Keeper. I started offering Light Body Activations, Egyptian crystal healing sessions, body work, emotional healing, hypnosis, and dispossession work, etc. I took on challenging assignments, which connected me with my champion, Archangel Michael. He protects and enables me to do my Planetary Lightworker and deeper energy clearing sessions. He, along with other Archangels, Guardian Starbeings, and Ascended Masters come into all my sessions. That is the beautiful thing about our contract with Spirit — Spirit always comes when called."

There's more than grifting fatties. You can develop a great grift for all kinds of shit. Can you imagine Hamber starting a a spiritual grift with the Kentucky Lesbian Mafia Lightworkers from the Planet Fat? I can. BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!

 

[FatalTater]

Of course the clinic-thing that Amber was going to "chooses" not to accept insurance. They aren't qualified to do so.

The green T-shirt Amber was wearing

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[notfoodienotbeauty]

The green T-shirt Amber was wearing

Notch Varsity Tee - Triblend Jersey Sage

FIT Model is 5’9” wearing size 1. Measures 30” from shoulder (size 2). MATERIALS + CARE Triblend Jersey knit fabric: An ultra-soft fabric with a lived-in wash and feel. Stretch level: Maximum. 50% polyester, 37% cotton, 13% rayon. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low...

www.torrid.com

Plus Size - Notch Varsity Tee - Triblend Jersey Sage - Torrid

archived 5 May 2022 23:48:16 UTC

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Stretch level: Maximum

Yep, sounds about right.

 

[ADHD]

Amber uploaded and then privated a short video earlier today.

I'm not really sure why she privated it, but fortunately, one of the Ambercords archived it. Uploading the archive in both orientations because why not.