🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I really do believe she’s losing a significant amount of weight. Not because of anything she’s doing differently, but more like, *because* she’s not doing anything differently, and so now her body has now decided to go on strike and shut down.

Rapid weight loss happened with the cancer, maybe this is where she becomes Type 2 on top of her Cluster B.
 
GunnlaugurSassoon said:
It's the 3rd of May and she's already shot and finished an entire month of videos? She doesn't make longform essays or even gameplay videos, she makes vlogs. Not even travel vlogs or event vlogs, just daily life vlogs. It's impossible for these videos to be good in any way when they're an entire months worth of shopping videos and get ready with me videos made in less than a weeks time. This is so dumb.
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lol cow supreme said:
Exactly she does 8 minute "vlogs" or whatever is needed for the mid ad roll these days. Lets say she throws up 3 times a week. Theres 4 weeks in May. She just needs 12 "vlogs".
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At this point I honestly don't know whether she would be better or worse off if she prefilmed enough videos to do another 100 days of uploading. She got really close when she did it 3 years ago and she'd probably be able to succeed if she actually filmed the whole thing in advance (the last time she prefilmed a lot of it but not all of it).
Pixelated Poutine said:
I don't think there's any difference - the bottom picture is just taken farther out.
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The one on the top appears to be taken with the camera down low, looking up at Amber, while the bottom seems to be facing her straight on.
 
Pixelated Poutine said:
I don't think there's any difference - the bottom picture is just taken farther out.
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There is a reason that one of her many nicknames is 'Angle-Lynn'

Mesh Gear Fox said:
I still can't believe Necky got the sugars before big momma.
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She didn't. She just admitted she had it and has medical care for it. Does Hamber have it? Of course. Does she have treatment for it? Who knows. Probably not.
Remember the video where Thumby lists her long line of medical conditions? Hamber is literally twice her size, so it is safe to assume she has most, if not all, of those, plus several extra ones. At Fatty's size, it's easier to come up with a list of what she doesn't have. She is after all such a unique, quirky gorl.
 
FatFuckingClown said:
I really do believe she’s losing a significant amount of weight. Not because of anything she’s doing differently, but more like, *because* she’s not doing anything differently, and so now her body has now decided to go on strike and shut down.

Rapid weight loss happened with the cancer, maybe this is where she becomes Type 2 on top of her Cluster B.
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Precious nigga Wifey gave her nigga AIDS
 
FatAl's "progress" is weight loss, yeah? So we should be able to SEE such amazeeeng progress and not have wait around for her to decide to TELL us about it.

See, Hamber? This applies to your "writing" too. SHOW, don't TELL.

(I don't mean those stupid photos you posted which neither show nor tell anything about your current weight, Taking a quick guess I'd say 607lbs; translated into kgs would be VERY FUCK'N FAT)
 
In Amber's defense (what have I become?) she is GIGANTIC and so weight loss probably won't show as much on her unless she loses a significant amount of weight. I know she's over 70lbs down from her "highest" weight and for a normal person, that would definitely show but this is Big Ham we're talking about. This is a drop in the ocean given she is still a good 350 pounds overweight.

Having said all of this, Fat Amber is a liar and I don't believe a word she says.
 
KiwiKunt!! said:
She is already dead, she just does not know it yet
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The Waddling Dead

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You're going to need to do better, Fatty. Comparison pics are designed to be taken the same way: distance to subject, angle of image, same time of day (or close to it), same area/background. The only thing I see here is a behemoth with an alarming side boob that continues to get larger. Between that and your long-lasting headache, you should see a doctor. Liver cancer can cause swelling in the abdomen. Typically, doctors will order a CT or MRI....

Whoopsie. Guess that's out of the question. I suppose if it is cancer and it's burning through your body, you'll eventually lose enough weight to fit in the machines, only this time, you'll find it's far too late to do anything but palliative care. Sucks for you that your fatitude is so bad. That will be an exciting new era for you. And your "gf" if she's still around.
 
Pixelated Poutine said:
at 4:26, she says she disagrees with "health at every size" but has been preaching that bullshit for years?? This bitch is a total joke.
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So, she chose a clinic that professes "health at every size" and is surprised that they do not want to talk about weight loss. She also said that she is taking a break from going which pretty well means that she quit. This could have been filmed weeks ago.

She is proud of her progress in weight loss and has posted a picture that totally proves it. I am more interested in knowing her weight loss goals. 20, 50, 100, 200, 300 pounds? Again she is more interested in being on a diet and telling us that making progress than being honest and showing us the scale. I suspect that we will hear soon of a new no-fail amazing diet that she will totally follow.
 
marjoram said:
FatAl's "progress" is weight loss, yeah? So we should be able to SEE such amazeeeng progress and not have wait around for her to decide to TELL us about it.

(I don't mean those stupid photos you posted which neither show nor tell anything about your current weight, Taking a quick guess I'd say 607lbs; translated into kgs would be VERY FUCK'N FAT)
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Anyone who claims weight loss and is still wearing a size 6.... THAT'S SIZE FUCKING 6, should keep their bullshit for the idiots on her payroll.
I have thought for a long time that she tares her scale by 100 pounds, so that genuine weigh-in of 607 sounds about perfect, to me.
Turd Fergusson said:
So, she chose a clinic that professes "health at every size" and is surprised that they do not want to talk about weight loss. She also said that she is taking a break from going which pretty well means that she quit. This could have been filmed weeks ago.

She is proud of her progress in weight loss and has posted a picture that totally proves it. I am more interested in knowing her weight loss goals. 20, 50, 100, 200, 300 pounds? Again she is more interested in being on a diet and telling us that making progress than being honest and showing us the scale. I suspect that we will hear soon of a new no-fail amazing diet that she will totally follow.
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She still has the Amazon disclaimer under her video, so it could possibly have been filmed before she started with her Amazon scam.
As for weight loss goals, it will just be the same good ol' 20-30 elbees that she gains and loses. Sounds a lot, but seeing as she is 3 or 4 times the size of a relatively normal woman, it's like a weight loss of about 7 pounds. This can be achieved in a week with eating 1 decent sized meal a day or 1000 calories per day. Most of it is water weight being lost. After 8 1/2 years, even this stupid sped knows this and so forces herself to do it now and again, when she's trying to attract new Ambabies to her dying channel.
 
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