🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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8008135 said:
6+ years of this shitshow, and what do we have? 31 years old, 500+ pounds. No education, no skills, no actual career, no legitimate friends, and every video of this "life" consists of one of 3 things;

- Eating garbage
- Buying garbage
- Looking like garbage

Can't wait to see what this fucking "Wifey" creeper eventually leads to.
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You forgot trying to convince us she totally showers and every day too.
 
GunnlaugurSassoon said:
It's the 3rd of May and she's already shot and finished an entire month of videos? She doesn't make longform essays or even gameplay videos, she makes vlogs. Not even travel vlogs or event vlogs, just daily life vlogs. It's impossible for these videos to be good in any way when they're an entire months worth of shopping videos and get ready with me videos made in less than a weeks time. This is so dumb.
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Exactly she does 8 minute "vlogs" or whatever is needed for the mid ad roll these days. Lets say she throws up 3 times a week. Theres 4 weeks in May. She just needs 12 "vlogs".

So filming day one she eats a normal person size breakfast. Changes shirt. Second breakfast. Thats half of 2 videos DONE. Open some amazon boxes at lunch time, half a video done, maybe 2.
After breakfast do the dishes and "rearrange the drawers" 15 minutes, now you have a clean with me portion of a video and a "deep clean/organization asmr" portion.
Now that dishes are in the washer go to the mail box. thats 3 minutes of a video.
Knock out some scratch off cards while wifey is taking some phone calls an you got filler for the months videos.

Just in 30 seconds I outline about half a month of ambers videos she could film in 2 hours in the morning.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Why would anyone want to watch this? This is the life of countless individuals. People are not interested to see what they do every day.
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You neglect the fact that it's laughable to watch a 500 ellbee ignorant heffalump try to accomplish what the rest of us do everyday with relative ease. And be skeered of everything becuz mentulz. Oh, always entertaining to see who/what she blames when she fails miserably or pretend "that never happened" and ignore it completely.

Nobody watches her for content because there is none. It's strictly for laughs and incredulous disbelief that idiots like Hamber can actually stumble through life the way she does.
 
Bored with two cats said:
People have been asking Amber to just do ANYTHING outside of the house, and for once she delivered. But this just felt so forced, like she didn't go out to do things because she truly wanted to, but because she had to for her viewers and had to follow a script (walking bit, touch stuff, show cat, walk Twinkie, hint of Jade, buy and show crap, etc). Definitely not the same vibe of her old videos, this was absolutely joyless and performative.
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It's a bitch being tied down to your YT channel.
Chía P. said:
That must be because her ankle rolls touch the ground already and she wants to hide them. Otherwise she would fold them up at least to the length of the previous pants.
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I wonder why she just doesn't tuck the hem into the folds between her calves and ankles. That would at least stop them from some nastiness - and I know, I know, her calf fat is hitting the ground, but the less surface area on the ground/those nasty floors, the better.

Witch Bitch said:
Here. No one actually asked but shes gotta do her yearly outside venture to prove she's not housebound, and pretend people still give a shit.
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I think this is what your talking about. She changed it to narcissistic.goddess to dunk on the haters. I haven't seen it here. No one seemed to notice. Amber. The usual shit isnt working, maybe try something you've never done.
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DefCon Dumb said:
It's not going to work - too blatant, too scripted & wooden & booooooooooring.
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It' definitely not genuine, and definitely is boring as fuck.

DefCon Dumb said:
Amber offers nothing to anybody. She's not only poorly educated but her far greater sin in my mind, is willful ignorance. Don't know something? No excuse with the massive reach of the interwebz, not to take a minute or 2 to look something up. She has no life experiences or very few & those minor things she has are of little or no interest to maturing WOMEN her age.
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Intellectually incurious.

DefCon Dumb said:
She strikes me as embarrassing to be around as her ability to engage in polite conversation seems minimal.
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Her favorite topic of conversation is herself. People would desperately be looking for a way to extricate themselves if she cornered them at parties. If she went to parties. Which she doesn't because FAT.


Turd Fergusson said:
Now, in her last video, she has done what millions of people do every day: having breakfast and tea, going to get the mail, going to the shops. Why would anyone want to watch this? This is the life of countless individuals. People are not interested to see what they do every day.
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Some people can pull that off. Unlike Big Ham, they have some mix of traits like intelligence or curiosity or have expert knowledge in some area (other than Layygo) that make them interesting, and that's the sell on their channels. Hamber doesn't have that and never will.
 
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Lol Amber said woke and now everyone’s upset
 
It’s kind of strange that her profile pic on tellonym exclusively shows her permanently down-turned mouth and 8 chins. It’s like the opposite of a fat girl angle.
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
So she wants respect for her sexuality, wants acknowledgement of her mental illness and seeks acceptance of her chosen body type and yet she hates the "woke" crowd.

I'm guessing she thinks "woke" means 'holding to account for behaviour and life choices' like Chins does then.
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It's funny to me how she'll never acknowledge her Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Only the right mental illnesses should be acknowledged and "celebrated."

And I agree, she doesn't even understand what "woke" means. Fucking idiot.
 
Amber is a fucking ''woke'' retard herself. Bitch is showing her stupidity again.

Fatty, the ''woke'' crowd cry about fatphobia constantly, use all illnesses as an excuse, suck up to non-whites and make their sexuality and gender their entire personality - sound familiar?

She just doesn't like the fact these same ''woke'' people won't let her in their gang because despite being fat, gay and self diagnosing tons of bullshit for pity points - she's just too PROBLEMATIC for them. I mean, we've seen how they have a fucking meltdown when ALR calls Casey a ''she*''.

I think that's the only time I'd give Fat Fuck leeway, she dated a girl - who now thinks it's a man. Haydurz can't handle that.

TL;DR - Fatty TRIES to be ''woke'' but is also bitter that the ''woke'' crowd don't want her.
 
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GIRLFRIEND RATES MY NEW OUTFIT & outpatient update | vlog | Wednesday May 4, 2022:​


 
How much fucking material for that T-shirt?
How much food (for 2 people, allegedly) in that fridge??
A 500 (600) pound hog has ONE wrap for lunch. Add that to the ONE sammich and half an apple she eats for breakfast and it’s a wonder she’s not already down to 400 pounds… or she’s a LAH.
She has ‘officially taken a pause on out-patient’.
8 and a half years of the same lying bullshit.
YAWN.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
How much fucking material for that T-shirt?
How much food (for 2 people, allegedly) in that fridge??
A 500 (600) pound hog has ONE wrap for lunch. Add that to the ONE sammich and half an apple she eats for breakfast and it’s a wonder she’s not already down to 400 pounds… or she’s a LAH.
She has ‘officially taken a pause on out-patient’.
8 and a half years of the same lying bullshit.
YAWN.
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She is already dead, she just does not know it yet
 
i love her commitment to the outpatient lie lol. no amber, nobody is surprised that you quit outpatient because at least half of us were certain you were lying about being enrolled in a program.
 
Quitterlynn at her finest.

How long do you think it'll take before her body says "fuck it" and it quits out as well?
 
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