🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r said:
Omg, based based based. This is good stuff. Personally I'm picturing Amber's sped up walking in circles South Park-esque gif to it.
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Seagulls have prospered from eating human food, overbred and now inhabit not just the coasts but further inland. I like seagull cawing, I associate it with the beach and sun. The gulls themselves are food thieving overgrown massive bastards that poop everywhere though, kinda like Ambie, so in that sense it's appropriate.
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I live pretty damn far from any beach, and there are seagulls in the parking lot of my grocery store. They duke it out with the ravens that also inhabit the area. It would be funnier if the seagulls shit toward the toad side of the parking lot instead of the store side. Fuckers. Ravens are much kinder about depositing their poop away from the human activity routes.


Stinkerbell said:
This is true love

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What I noticed, as Isaid previously, was when she faced the camera, you still couldn't see her ears now. In the video she's watching, she just has a fat face but her neck is not terrible. What I noticed going through it, and this, is that gravity really is taking a toll. Her face fat is moving to her jowls, and also sinking into her neck, and you can see here, she's got bullfrog neck starting. Won't be long before she rocking a neck like Becky's.

Look smug all you want, Fatty. We know you're not losing weight because every time you start whining about your "headspace" and "being comfortable" to step on the scale, that means you've gained weight. Just say fuck it. Stop weighing youself. Eat the shit food you want to eat instead continuing this performative dieting nonsense. Allow one piece of integrity in your life. It'd be a nice change.


EDIT: I forgot to mention: it seems the lip smacking era is making an encore lately. It started slowly, but has really started to ramp up.
 
Is there any line of that "poem" that isn't a sleep inducing, hackneyed cliche?

Hadn't watched anything of hers for some weeks & I didn't think she could be any more droolingly vacuous but once again, (sigh), I was wrong. The only decent thing about that shit show was the 2 cats doing what cats do so predictably and cutely.

Talking about that & comments referring to earlier uploads. California being "her" ideal place. It happens sometimes we live somewhere, anywhere, that turns out to be our "heart home", a place that for any number of reasons we feel deeply rooted to, feel a sense of BELONGING without necessarily needing a good reason. Conversely, it's also a well known truth that you can never go home again - things & people change.

I don't know what exactly she's chasing thinking California will make everything okay - perfection by proximity?

She can't afford it & she'll once again be watching LIFE pass by her open windows - probably dim, dingy basement level windows & swinging the price of a basement apartment may well be beyond her.

Her comment about "further CAT scans" is a bad joke. Had one last week & a hefty but no more than overweight human might have trouble fitting properly, depending on weight distribution. Her? Utterly impossible.

She may have lost some weight but it may just as easily be the beginning of the collapse of her subdermal collagen structure & that will only worsen quickly with each passing year. At the beginning of her 30s, she's damned if she does, damned if she doesn't. No weight loss means she transfers to the express route to Death with the Reaper eager to collect her ticket. The REAL weight loss she needs will lead to skin issues I shudder to think about. Anyone who's worked health care can explain, in gross & graphic detail, the very painful, so easily infected skin breakdowns that never heal & just get worse over time.. Imagine an open, painful ash, then multiply the pain by a factor of ten.

In any case, I'm not prepared to believe weight loss unless I see her step on a talking scale, wearing exactly the same clothing, for at least 6 weeks with steady loss. Getting on the scale isn't hard - it involves fewer steps than walking to the door to collect her Ubereats. Her admission that she's not been on the scale in weeks r something like that, gives us the real reason... she's been whole hogging copious amounts of food & knows she's over 500 lbs.

Only question is - by how much?
 
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She said she stepped on the scale "a week ago" and was in the 490s, but hasn't weighed herself since then. As she wasn't specific, even if this is true, which I doubt, it would likely be 499, knowing her, However! She then says, oh no, wait, it was the day before I was drinking whiskey on that live. On the live, she said she weighed 501. Which is it, Fatty? Did you weigh yourself last the day before or the day of that live? Is this video actually from now, or from up to three weeks ago, when the live was?

Whatever the case, she's over 500, definitely.
 
I could not imagine being with someone like Amberlynn, she doesn't do anything, can't go anywhere, chooses to be depressed all the time, horrible personality, is a hoarder, animal abuser, and the list goes on.... like what the fuck I really need to know what did people find attractive about Amber before she was making big bucks
 
As others have pointed out aging and gravity is going to suck for her. When she was with Krystal, only 7 or 8 years ago, she didn't have floor dragging ankle balls like she does now. Those things are going to keep getting worse, even if she lost weight (lol), the elasticity in her skin is gone. Everything is going to keep shifting and she is well past the time she could have had that fixed. Nothing will work now, nor would she even be able to afford it.

Moving to California, again lol, never going to happen. She thinks of herself as some sort of valley girl, she probably watched 90210 as a kid and LA YouTubers as an adult and thinks that is how everyone lives in CA. It's a childish fantasy dream she has always had. Amber will never leave Kentucky. She will leave this earth the same way she was born into it. Living in a old single wide, surrounded by meth pipes.
 
StickyClits said:
I could not imagine being with someone like Amberlynn, she doesn't do anything, can't go anywhere, chooses to be depressed all the time, horrible personality, is a hoarder, animal abuser, and the list goes on.... like what the fuck I really need to know what did people find attractive about Amber before she was making big bucks
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Yes, all the above. And despite this, she has been rewarded with hundreds of thousands of dollars for being the worst sort of addition to the population. And there are hundreds more like her.

It occurs to me that social media has succeeded in turning over all the rocks of civilization and allowed the worst sort of creatures to come out into the sunlight, band together into a force to be reckoned with, and thrive and multiply.
 
Swan said:
In this video, she talks about how her dietician at the eating disorder clinic does not want to talk about weight loss, doesn’t want her to count calories, but instead eat her favourite foods and listen to her hunger cues. I can’t remember if this was discussed back when this video was posted but… I’m starting to wonder if Big Al told everyone at the clinic that she was anorexic. You don’t just tell a 600lbs behemoth to “eat whatever they want”. It’s on par with her using her heaviest weight to get more points on Weight Watchers, eating 5000+ calories worth of “zero point” foods.

I don’t know. I’d like to hear your opinions about it. Of course there is the whole hypothesis that there was no eating disorder clinic to begin with, but sometimes I wonder if she’s telling her health professionals that she has a restrictive eating disorder rather than the opposite of that.
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ALR is more than likely telling the clinic she skips breakfast and lunch but doesn't explain it's cause she wakes up at 3pm everyday, it's kinda like how she probably told them she's a youtuber/video editor/influencer but she gets 2hrs of footage a week & stretches it out to several videos & the only influencing she does is cherry picking anonymous questions to answer on tellonym

the whole "eat 3 meals a day and snack inbetween" is one of the most basic things a dietician/clinician will spew out when you mention having a quirky meal schedule, I don't think it's specifically related to any kinda restrictive eating habits, and I guess skipping meals is technically restrictive, but if we're talking about anorexia then we're stepping into the territory of being afraid of gaining weight from using tooth paste and drinking water

our gorl doesn't understand the entire point of the program is to re-train your body to stop storing fat reserves-cause bingeen is a body's natural instinct to store fat for the winter when there were less animals around, it was more difficult to hunt, and crops were out of season

one thing we can rely on ALR for is her ability to hide things from medical professionals, and she probably cries when they see through her bs, which is when we get the "i'm looking for a new therapist/doctor/dietician/not talking about it/100 days of stepping on a scale is too hard guise"
 
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Amber claims she eat "only" 2000 Calories atm per Day...when that would be the Truth she would lose visibly Weight...
since she made that one Video where she confessed to lie about her Weight i don t belief anything anymore that she
say about how heavy she is...not even when she shows the Scale...(might Fake it by using old Weigh-in Footage)
To be honest...i stopped watching her Content...not because of it being boring...more because i can t stand her smuck arrogant
Attitude...since she is with Wifey she is sitting on such a high Horse...
Hell, i can t even watch the Reaction Channels anymore where People take one specially dumb Sentence she say s and then stretch it out
to a ten Minute Video-.-#
 
Kitsunehime said:
Amber claims she eat "only" 2000 Calories atm per Day...when that would be the Truth she would lose visibly Weight...
since she made that one Video where she confessed to lie about her Weight i don t belief anything anymore that she
say about how heavy she is...not even when she shows the Scale...(might Fake it by using old Weigh-in Footage)
To be honest...i stopped watching her Content...not because of it being boring...more because i can t stand her smuck arrogant
Attitude...since she is with Wifey she is sitting on such a high Horse...
Hell, i can t even watch the Reaction Channels anymore where People take one specially dumb Sentence she say s and then stretch it out
to a ten Minute Video-.-#
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She does only eat 2000 calories per day. Stop questioning this.
Due to her size however, she follows Jupiter's daycycle.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
As others have pointed out aging and gravity is going to suck for her. When she was with Krystal, only 7 or 8 years ago, she didn't have floor dragging ankle balls like she does now. Those things are going to keep getting worse, even if she lost weight (lol), the elasticity in her skin is gone. Everything is going to keep shifting and she is well past the time she could have had that fixed. Nothing will work now, nor would she even be able to afford it.
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Cankle slings, I'm telling you guys. Fupa slings for everyday home use. upper arm slings - bonus, we could make that connect in the back, andin conjunction with a fupa sling, the fatty's posture would improve, instead of that like Big Ham, walking around like a centaur missing its back half. We could make a fortune, since there is a neverending supply of fatties here. A sling for every need!


lol cow supreme said:
She does only eat 2000 calories per day. Stop questioning this.
Due to her size however, she follows Jupiter's daycycle.
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Even Jupiter, with its 10 hour day, is not enough for this Ham. She needs a planet that spins every five hours, but with enough gravity that the rotation wouldn't fling her into space. Although, she's so dense, she would probably be ok evn at a fifth of Earth's gravity.
 
Off topic, but was thinking about Wipey.
To confront a sociopathic narc, everything has to be 100% correct. If it's only 99% correct, as far as they are concerned, everything is invalid - so not true.
How about... Jade leaves NYC to have a fresh start in Kentucky with Fatty - that might explain why she would downgrade to Kentucky. No debts etc, just a new beginning, where... after a few days, she announces that she is now Alex.
That would explain how Fatty can say that she has a 'new' gorlfriend, who we can call, Alex.
Now Alex as a name is gender neutral, but to go to all that effort, I would think that Wipey is a male Alex.
But because Fatty is a narc, I don't think she could stand to admit that another partner has started to transition. We already have Casey. Added to that I saw a compilation video, the other day, where the Thumb said she struggled with PCOS. She then said one of the symptoms was facial hair growth, that she usually shaves off... but she was thinking about not shaving it off...
That could potentially be 3 from 5 partners, of Fatty, all transitioning. And we all know how she liked to poke fun at Casey when he started to transition.
Imagine being a narc and you having a helping hand in them finally deciding to transition. Big Ham would struggle to live that down.
 
Kitsunehime said:
Amber claims she eat "only" 2000 Calories atm per Day...when that would be the Truth she would lose visibly Weight...
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1,600, 2,000 calories? Let's look at the facts.

Using this calculator: https://www.niddk.nih.gov/bwp, she needs to eat over 4,000 calories to maintain her weight. With anything less, she would lose weight. She thinks that it is her binging that makes her gain weight, but in reality, it is her constant eating during the day that does it. Her binging just adds more calories to what she eats regularly.

What is her plan? How much does she want to lose? No one knows, including Amber. How much would she need to lose? Using the same calculator, for her to lose 300 pounds to be at about 200 pounds, which is still an unhealthy BMI of 35, she would have to restrict her diet to 1,200 calories for a full 2 years. There is absolutely no way that anyone could maintain such a restrictive diet for that long, especially Amber. This is why her only solution is to have bariatric surgery. She could save money to do it, but she would have to restrict her spending which she does not want to do.

She could do more exercise because she wants to eat more, but Amber is allergic to exercise. We have to remember that after her surgery, the surgeon asks her to move more to avoid any complications, but instead chose to receive anti-coagulant injections. All she wants to do is sit on her fat arse and answer questions on the internet and dream in technicolour about moving to a beach. Do not forget that this is a 31-year-old woman having the best time of her life.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
This is why her only solution is to have bariatric surgery.
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If she had surgery she would still have to control everything she put in her mouth.
Can you imagine Amber only being able to eat a few bites of food at a time?
She would rip her stitches out immediately.
 
FatalTater said:
If she had surgery she would still have to control everything she put in her mouth.
Can you imagine Amber only being able to eat a few bites of food at a time?
She would rip her stitches out immediately.
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Oh, I agree. There is no point for Amber to have bariatric surgery or go on a restrictive diet for months or years if she doesn’t change her eating habits. Actually, there is no point for her to go on WW, or Noom, or Slimming World, or Jenny Craig if she keeps cheating, gaming the number of points, or having a cheat day every two days, or just not follow the diet. She may as well eats whatever she wants with no shame. She should not bother with the scale either.
 
FatalTater said:
If she had surgery she would still have to control everything she put in her mouth.
Can you imagine Amber only being able to eat a few bites of food at a time?
She would rip her stitches out immediately.
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You are correct. Bariatric surgery only imposes a physical limit to what you can stuff in your gullet. It does not impose a mental limitation.

It really requires addressing the mentulz more so than just the physical, because just like da shelf ass, da cankle rollovers, da face having nowhere else to store fat, she currently does and will continue to poo-poo the actual physical limitations and spend one shiny dime on addressing root cause mentulz.

Hamber having any kind of Bariatric surgery is a total waste of money and a lost cause. Even if it did happen, it would be quickly defeated by her "hulthy but big" mentulz and knowing what works best for her.

Vapid cunt is beyond any kind of surgical solution.
 
she won't be able to lose any weight until she conquers whatever it is that makes her want to binge. no amount of exercise, dieting, or surgery is going to get her to a healthy weight because mentally, she is too weak to stay on task. she needs to get a psychiatrist to help her overcome her trauma or else she is going to die like this.

imo the first step she needs to take is to get off the damn internet and actually get some fucking help! if she wasn't so damn busy trying to build a lifestyle off of her reputation of being an obese trainwreck, she could have taken this first step already and gotten the help she obviously needs-
 
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