🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Holding onto hope for a laygg amputation arc sometime this year or next. Between diabeetus and high blood pressure, something's bound to happen sooner or later!
 
All this big bitch does is consume. She eats constantly, she’s bought more groceries this month than a normal person needs for half a year, and none of it is being eaten. We all know she’s ordering Arbys while the 6 zucchini’s rot in the fridge. If she’s not consuming food she’s consuming media or materials. Seriously she is constantly shopping for unnecessary shit like a “pro” chopper or squeezing herself into another new torrid mumu 10x too small.

She makes me irrationally angry.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
The report states that she has hypertension,
Her BMI is stated at 84, thus, at that time her weight was 475 pounds. It is unlikely that with a gain of over 30 pounds, her BP is suddenly normal.
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Ms. Reid states she has had daily vaginal bleeding for the past 2 years - but she and Thumby were having sex 10 times a week...
PMH: Gallstones, LE Edema, Super Morbid Obesity (BMI=84), HTN, Bipolar, Anxiety - no kidney stones, no depression, no OCD, no OCPD, no BED, not even any ASMR.
Contraception: None, never sexually active - no even when Fatty's having threesomes and foursomes?
Has a girlfriend (lesbian relationship) - hardly a relationship, more a patient and caretaker situation type deal.
Denies smoking, illicit drugs or alcohol - depends what she feels like saying on any given day.
She mentions a history of neglect as a child without further details given - no mention of trips to Disney or foster mom buying her an extra plane seat cos her fat ass cannot fit on only one. Never known someone moving from family to family that has straight A's in school and has a 3.9 GPA.
Unable to climb a flight of stairs without stopping - 29 years old and cannot climb a flight of stairs, what a lazy fat cunt. No wonder Thumby moved all her stuff to the basement - which was down a flight of stairs.
Fatigue - no just a very fat, very lazy cunt, surrounded by enablers on her payroll.
Hypertension - as you said, gain a shit load more weight and... Hey Presto! your blood pressure improves. Our gorl really is a medical miracle.
Sexual abuse - did she realize this meant was she the victim and not the abuser? Asking for Casey.
Have you EVER used TOBACCO? “No” - what about when you were such a bad gorl in school, drinkeen and snokeen?
Does the patient have any regular exposure to second hand smoke? “No” - what about the Thumb? I thought she liked weed? Or is that all a performance, too? Bad gorl Becky with her weed posters and slogans on her Facebook.
Allergies/Intolerances: No known allergies - what about ayggs? too much seafood? at least we know you're not allergic to bullshit.
This work of pure fiction is so much better than her 10 thousand lezbeans on a cruise ship story. Neither story is very believable, though.
 
That's exactly why nobody should believe her when she talks about diagnoses and medications.

Those notes alone prove she 100% lies to medical professionals about absolutely everything (as if we didn't already know). Fatty cannot help herself.
To add on to the whole ''bleeding every day for two years'' she kept droning on about ''ughhhhh my period started today'' multiple times during the time she was supposedly gushing blood daily.

Ah yes, you bleed every single day but still somehow have a regular period?

Don't forget though, she's only allergic to eggs if they're cooked a certain way... Somehow.
 
Since the topic of bleeding and sex are being discussed here's another of her
Tellonym's about it.
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Any sexual activity between them was awkward because necks had been her carer wiping her arse instead of being her girlfriend. People who are in long distance relationships rarely have physical sex but still remain attracted to each other.
They couldn't have sex because she was bleeding.? Becky wasn't, but we know pillow Mountain princess would happily receive but refuse to give because only her needs or wants matter.
Also you are a creep when you constantly make a non sexual comment, sexual, like she always does.
 
just FYI they do in fact take your blood pressure for a yearly check up and they will give you a flu shot or any other vaccines you might need if they ask you and you consent. Also we have humongous blood pressure cuffs for hamplanets like big AL. So she probably just went for a physical, she probably needs it as a precursor to whatever new fad bullshit she is performing for us this week.

Edit: just lmao at her reasoning. Its very clear shes never been in a good actual relationship if she thinks sex is what keeps it together or keeps you attracted to someone. Its so obvious shes basically a virgin
 
mysterymoment said:
And yet she says she can run around Walmart and walk for miles or whatever the fuck lollllll. This is literally the worst mobility score you can have without being bed bound.
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Anyone can Google more about METS (metabolic equivalents), but this stage summary is mighty telling:

Stage I – Sitting​

1.0 – 1.4 METs
  • ADLs: Self-feeding, wash hands and face
  • Mobility: bed mobility, transfers
  • Leisure & IADLs: table games, reading/Kindle, radio/podcasts, light handwork
  • Exercise: all extremities in supine, neck & lower extremities seated.
 
Cock wombler said:
Since the topic of bleeding and sex are being discussed here's another of her
Tellonym's about it.
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Any sexual activity between them was awkward because necks had been her carer wiping her arse instead of being her girlfriend. People who are in long distance relationships rarely have physical sex but still remain attracted to each other.
They couldn't have sex because she was bleeding.? Becky wasn't, but we know pillow Mountain princess would happily receive but refuse to give because only her needs or wants matter.
Also you are a creep when you constantly make a non sexual comment, sexual, like she always does.
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This proves yet again that Fatty has no real feelings or emotions and as a result, she cannot understand relationship dynamics between people. Then again, what normal person proclaims themself an empath? She says what she thinks ordinary people say, but she completely misses the point. Constantly craving sex whilst she's constantly bleeding for 2 years? Do you constantly crave sex when on your period? When you have pain from kidney stones, gall stones, diarrhoea, vomiting etc? No, me neither. Now imagine that pain, but a lot worse. LAHS.
We are only interested in her 'sex-life' because we cannot understand why anyone would find this disgusting piece of shit attractive in any way; be that physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually or sexually. She is foul in every way imaginable.
The other reason we are interested in her 'sex-life' is how it is physically possible. At her size it's not. It's only the same as we are fascinated how she can walk non-stop for 30 minutes - she can't. She is a freak of nature and we are fascinated by her size.
Not a creep? Fatty is shown talking to an underage schoolgirl about sex and it is very uncomfortable to watch. Strangely, sex craving Hambo is the one who is giggling like a schoolgirl and doesn't really know what she;s talking about, whilst the real schoolgirl is the more knowledgeable and mature of the two.
 
TomatilloSalsa said:
So much cured meat that she'll be lucky if she doesn't end up with colon cancer.

What is the point of "why-goo" beef jerky? If you've dried it out into a chewy, preserved slab, you've lost all the smoothness and texture that's the point of paying more for Wagyu.
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It's actually pretty good, Costco sells it in bulk. Not a mind blowing improvement over Jack Links or anything, but it usually contains a higher fat content, which is exactly what Amber needs.
 
Cock wombler said:
Since the topic of bleeding and sex are being discussed here's another of her
Tellonym's about it.
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Any sexual activity between them was awkward because necks had been her carer wiping her arse instead of being her girlfriend. People who are in long distance relationships rarely have physical sex but still remain attracted to each other.
They couldn't have sex because she was bleeding.? Becky wasn't, but we know pillow Mountain princess would happily receive but refuse to give because only her needs or wants matter.
Also you are a creep when you constantly make a non sexual comment, sexual, like she always does.
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This is so telling of the kind of person Amber is; "I lost attraction to my partner over time due to not having sex because of my bleeding." That makes absolutely no sense, when you're a disgusting, oozing beast you don't lose attraction to the people who overlook your disgusting ooziness. Becky probably said something about being turned off by her hygiene on the way out the door.
 
Cock wombler said:
Since the topic of bleeding and sex are being discussed here's another of her
Tellonym's about it.
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Any sexual activity between them was awkward because necks had been her carer wiping her arse instead of being her girlfriend. People who are in long distance relationships rarely have physical sex but still remain attracted to each other.
They couldn't have sex because she was bleeding.? Becky wasn't, but we know pillow Mountain princess would happily receive but refuse to give because only her needs or wants matter.
Also you are a creep when you constantly make a non sexual comment, sexual, like she always does.
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If she wanted sex so badly but the Crimson Tide was in the way, why didn't she seek medical attention sooner? If there's a physical issue getting in between you and your sex life, you get it checked out ASAP, right?

Oh, right. Pathological liar.
 
So did this super serious "craving" for Thumby's ballsack come before or after FatAl's still being "in love" with Density?

Dumb ass already admitted her and Thumb's relationship was just barely friends with absolutely no benefits.

The BigHam is so stupid.
 
DelicateMageflower said:
If she wanted sex so badly but the Crimson Tide was in the way, why didn't she seek medical attention sooner? If there's a physical issue getting in between you and your sex life, you get it checked out ASAP, right?
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I dunno. But along the same lines, emails were released today of Hunter Biden demanding that his brother's wife IMMEDIATELY get tested for AIDs and send him the results the same day. Of course he was fucking her so hard to tell if he was the "giver" or now the "recipient" of said AIDs.

Made me laugh. The Kenfucky Lesbian Mafia should have such problems, other than swapping spit herpes.
 
Cock wombler said:
Since the topic of bleeding and sex are being discussed here's another of her
Tellonym's about it.
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Okay, I'll bite because our gorl is so reliable at being selective. We're not 'bothered' about your sex life. We as adults are collectively confused about how you can speak about how sexual you are while also dissolving into giggle fits when anyone asks you about it and refuse to answer anything. You're not gonna convince us at The Farms that you have a high sex drive when you already told us that you hadn't had sex with Becky for years. Even the less than hot and bothered would have dipped if they weren't fucking at least once in awhile. I know I sure would.

Edit: Because I have more to say. Becky was on antidepressants so her sex drive may not have been especially high but guaranteed Amber is a pillow princess and probably isn't fun to have sex with.
 
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FupaCitySheriff said:
Makes you wonder what she really went to the doctor for. That is of course if she did really see a doctor. Why did they measure her blood pressure? Why when she was LAHing down? Is that the first time she's LAHed down in years? What the actual fuck was the couch/bed situation type deal ackshully made from?
In the UK, if it's just a flu, Covid, other shot, it's usually done by a nurse, pharmacist or even a healthcare assistant. Very rarely does a doctor give you a shot. Sounds more like how Fatty thinks the world works and she's just making most of it up. Remember her psychiatrist who performed the duties of a therapist?
FFS Hamber! learn to use Dr Google correctly or not at all. Your stories have more holes than your leggeens.
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In her creative writing, she revealed that good hospitals have more than one ER for specific ailments. The better the hospital, the more ERs: an ER for head wounds, an ER for broken bones, an ER for sudden illnesses, and of course, an ER for "just random emergencies." I'm sure she's learned since writing that story that this is not how it works, but I don't think she's learned much else.

Remember when she was so pleased that a doctor FINALLY said that she had to lose weight for her health that she applauded? I don't know if she's lying about never hearing that from a doctor before, simply wasn't paying attention when they said it, or was too stupid to hear it when they said it.
 
It’s also a big jump for her to go from refusing to call Better than Sex mascara what it’s called because “omg sex” to squishing and rubbing her mosquito bite tits on camera and talking about her libido/non existent sex life. She wants to be seen as both virgin and whore. Can’t have both. Add her being 600 pounds and a chronic liar and it’s harder to not think lol wtf Amber
 
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