🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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brooky said:
Remember when she was so pleased that a doctor FINALLY said that she had to lose weight for her health that she applauded? I don't know if she's lying about never hearing that from a doctor before, simply wasn't paying attention when they said it, or was too stupid to hear it when they said it.
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She's not going to go lose weight even if 3 more doctors tell her to go visit a weight room and run on a treadmill. That's too hard. It's easier for her to go eat herself into a heart attack on her couch at home.
 
You know how if you're in a school gym and you climb the bleachers and drop a basketball off the top and it lands, bounces a bit, then rolls away?

I hear the sound of that every time I look at Amber's SocialBlade page.

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toilet_rainbow said:
It’s also a big jump for her to go from refusing to call Better than Sex mascara what it’s called because “omg sex” to squishing and rubbing her mosquito bite tits on camera and talking about her libido/non existent sex life. She wants to be seen as both virgin and whore. Can’t have both. Add her being 600 pounds and a chronic liar and it’s harder to not think lol wtf Amber
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It's the same with everything lately.

Grew up abused yet was loved and adored.
Did badly moving from school to school yet was an academic genius.
Never went to school yet was inspired by a teacher.
Was bullied and had no friends yet was in a cliche of cool girls.
Is a dainty light eater yet has an over eating disorder.
Never touched tobacco or drugs but smoked weed and cigarettes everyday.
Has perfect health yet a list of illnesses.
Knows her mind, strong yet full of mental health disorders.
Totally interested in women solely yet interested in men.
Loves new foods yet scared to try them.
Wants to be private but is a vlogger with the only subject being her own life.
Claims knowledge of the world/concepts/politics yet claims to know (and knows) nothing.

There are potentially hundreds of examples. I have forgotten more fleeting examples than I managed to get written into text.
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
It's the same with everything lately.

Grew up abused yet was loved and adored.
Did badly moving from school to school yet was an academic genius.
Never went to school yet was inspired by a teacher.
Was bullied and had no friends yet was in a cliche of cool girls.
Is a dainty light eater yet has an over eating disorder.
Never touched tobacco or drugs but smoked weed and cigarettes everyday.
Has perfect health yet a list of illnesses.
Knows her mind, strong yet full of mental health disorders.
Totally interested in women solely yet interested in men.
Loves new foods yet scared to try them.
Wants to be private but is a vlogger with the only subject being her own life.
Claims knowledge of the world/concepts/politics yet claims to know (and knows) nothing.

There are potentially hundreds of examples. I have forgotten more fleeting examples than I managed to get written into text.
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I might add to your cracking list:

Talk about intimate sexual details but find talking about health insurance too personal.
Talk about how much she is into fashion but always buys clothing that makes her look decades older.
Wants to be taken seriously but uses software filters to make her look like a child
Tell us that she was a dance prodigy while being over 300 pounds.
Wants to go to Bora Bora but does not want to fly.
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
It's the same with everything lately.

Grew up abused yet was loved and adored.
Did badly moving from school to school yet was an academic genius.
Never went to school yet was inspired by a teacher.
Was bullied and had no friends yet was in a cliche of cool girls.
Is a dainty light eater yet has an over eating disorder.
Never touched tobacco or drugs but smoked weed and cigarettes everyday.
Has perfect health yet a list of illnesses.
Knows her mind, strong yet full of mental health disorders.
Totally interested in women solely yet interested in men.
Loves new foods yet scared to try them.
Wants to be private but is a vlogger with the only subject being her own life.
Claims knowledge of the world/concepts/politics yet claims to know (and knows) nothing.

There are potentially hundreds of examples. I have forgotten more fleeting examples than I managed to get written into text.
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Ugh young adult book protagonistlynn isnt one of my favorites.
The weirdest part of this whole thing also is to make the ya protag available to men. Fucking strange considering amber claims to be a lez bean but her whole persona is tailored for men. I think she is unaware of this.
 
Cock wombler said:
Since the topic of bleeding and sex are being discussed here's another of her
Tellonym's about it.
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Any sexual activity between them was awkward because necks had been her carer wiping her arse instead of being her girlfriend. People who are in long distance relationships rarely have physical sex but still remain attracted to each other.
They couldn't have sex because she was bleeding.? Becky wasn't, but we know pillow Mountain princess would happily receive but refuse to give because only her needs or wants matter.
Also you are a creep when you constantly make a non sexual comment, sexual, like she always does.
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You don't "lose attraction" to your partner over a lack of sex. If you're losing attraction to your partner, there are reasons other than sex for that. If you're not having sex, there's a reason for that, as well. Like, I dunno, BLEEDING FOR TWO YEARS, as you claim, Fatty. Nobody believes the two of you fatbodies had sex on a regular basis. And it seems to me that if you were oh so concerned about being able to have sex, you would have gone to the fucking doctor sooner. You aren't having sex on a regular basis now, either, no matter how whorish you make yourself sound when you're constantly trying to convince people you are by acting like a 14 year old. The laws of physics apply to you just like the laws of thermodynamics, Ms "My Body Wont Let Me Lose Weight".


FatalTater said:
You know how if you're in a school gym and you climb the bleachers and drop a basketball off the top and it lands, bounces a bit, then rolls away?

I hear the sound of that every time I look at Amber's SocialBlade page.

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LOL. Her stats are starting to look like those same 10 or so ellbees she loses and gains back.


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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
You don't "lose attraction" to your partner over a lack of sex. If you're losing attraction to your partner, there are reasons other than sex for that. If you're not having sex, there's a reason for that, as well. Like, I dunno, BLEEDING FOR TWO YEARS, as you claim, Fatty. Nobody believes the two of you fatbodies had sex on a regular basis. And it seems to me that if you were oh so concerned about being able to have sex, you would have gone to the fucking doctor sooner. You aren't having sex on a regular basis now, either, no matter how whorish you make yourself sound when you're constantly trying to convince people you are by acting like a 14 year old. The laws of physics apply to you just like the laws of thermodynamics, Ms "My Body Wont Let Me Lose Weight".




LOL. Her stats are starting to look like those same 10 or so ellbees she loses and gains back.


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a timeline of significant events or videos would be neat over this.
September 2019: Fuck all happened. August 31 video "i'm quitting youtube" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrV8Rvm4_Kc
January 2020: My first weigh in of 2020 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMy2pGy-UXk
June 2020: Black lives matter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjWRpYx8Qe4 oh yeah and Cancer arc
January/Feburary 2021: Engaged to Becky Era https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEdBHlo7LpE
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I might add to your cracking list:
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Tell us that she was a dance prodigy while being over 300 pounds.
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To which I might add:

Dancing queen: won ALL the dancing prizes and made up ALL the dances for ALL the rest of the winners, but never heard the words choreograph or choreographer.

Maybe it IS pronounced choreOGraph, I'm not the dancing prodigy.
 
What entertains me about her elite dancing background monologues, are the sprinkling of retards in comments spewing nonsense like ''she's not that bad at dancing, you can tell she has rhythm, she just needs practice!'' or ''she can dance, it's just her weight''.

I've seen dozens of those comments and they are far funnier than Fat Fuck pretending she knows how to dance.
It's one of her more poorly thought out lies (not that any of her lies are well thought out).

I still can't understand why she'd video herself flailing like a fish out of water and then assume normal people would see her for the Danceen' KuhWeen she truly is.
 
Goodwill really does not like it when you just fill up their dropoff lane in front of their door with shit after donation hours. What a peice of shit Amber. some employee is going to have to come back in the morning and clean all taht bullshit out before they can even accept more donations.
 
A narc watching herself lah and telling more lahs about how much healthier she is now. Akshully having a conversation with herself and calling herself Amberlynn - talk about a fucking disconnect with reality.
I have no idea how she manages it, but the decline in the content quality really is quite staggering. Especially when you consider the quality was nearly bottom of the barrel to begin with.
This idiot thinks this shit will pull in the viewers???
 
Amber very rarely surprises me but where the fuck did those Pokemon cards come from? Also, your dog's collar not being visible is concerning and half the shit you donated to Goodwill literally makes no sense. Who buys used earrings and makeup brushes at a thrift store? I'm sure people DO but also gross.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
A narc watching herself lah and telling more lahs about how much healthier she is now. Akshully having a conversation with herself and calling herself Amberlynn - talk about a fucking disconnect with reality.
I have no idea how she manages it, but the decline in the content quality really is quite staggering. Especially when you consider the quality was nearly bottom of the barrel to begin with.
This idiot thinks this shit will pull in the viewers???
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But, I went to Good Will, YouTubers who do charity events always get big views!
The reaction channels get good views on my videos, so I will react to my videos for big views too!
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
I have no idea how she manages it, but the decline in the content quality really is quite staggering.
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It's because all NotAmbulatoryAmber does is sit around the house...and when she sits around the house...she REALLY sits AROUND the house.


S'Okay, I'll see myself out, try the fish, and remember to tip your waitress...
 
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she reminds me of a fat Godzilla. looks like her legs refuse to notice the weight loss too. sadly that is the best part of the video.
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she got a nice wart on her middle finger wich she proudly presents.
fat faced as always.
 
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