🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Agoodpotroast said:
We all know our gorl. She's only thinking of starting a second channel because a lot of Youtubers have multiple channels. If she does (press x for doubt), it's going to follow the cycle we all know and love - she'll post a handful of videos, then nothing, then post somewhere on social media that it's too much for her because mentuls/she's "so busy"/the haters
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I have a sneaking suspicion shes doing this in case her other channel goes down. She keeps fucking with reaction channels and they may bite back if they have had enough and get her channel taken down for what is it false flagging or abusing the copyright system thing youtube has?
 
those are some tiny crab legs. People get legs that size attached to a lobster and don't even bother with them.
 
She says and does absolutely nothing in this video. Even Twinkies bath is done by Jade. She sat her shelf ass on the toilet and let Jade wash her dog.
She tries to act like the Queen mother of taking care of her pets but we all know her slaves are the ones that always fucking do it.
 
I don't know who is more pathetic; her for putting out this absolute shit or me for watching it.
Anyone who showers every day doesn't have to tell you they shower every day.
Surely it's harder to not wash your hair when you are showering each day? And if you do, the bonus is you don't look like a 600 pound stinking grease blob.
Why does nigga Jade have to join in with washing Twinkie? Cos Fatass cannot really do it.
Notice how the sneaky fat fucker does not mention how many months their 'anniversary' is? Ain't nobody working out if this if the original Wipey - not on Big AL's watch.
Keep coming back for more of this utter shit? The sad thing is, I probably will.
 
O.o some new Jade Tattoo Reveals in this one...
i m sorry but...wth is that weird combo of random Tattoos...a Car-Key...?
the Words "so much" three Times...lol
(her first Thoughts when Amber lay on Top of her) XD...so...much...
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wearing the choker IN THE SHOWER I see. I thought it was just "the first thing i throw on after i get out of the shower". Stop lying you use it to give the illusion of a neck division between your chins and chest fat.
 
Shower video after we called this bitch out on not showering every day? Okay Amber. Let's add another thing to our ever growing list of "Amber Reads The Farms"
 
Good lord. Imagine having to film yourself in the shower to prove you can fit and that you actually shower. This being life a almost 32... When will she learn that she just shows us how useless and incapable she is with this shit.
 
bruh i bearly saw water when she was in the shower. Jade prolly runs her ass through the car wersh.
Anyway how bout those jail tats.. and that so much tat shes sporting looks like some shit she got for an ex gorlfriend.
 
sophiexeon said:
Right? Like, right when Wifey pics got posted, ALR could have wiped off her cheetos-covered fingers, opened her laptop and started streaming. That would have been the best timing, while tea was piping hot. Throw in some cries, talk a little bit about how haydurs won yet again, and she got herself a couple thousand dollars.

There's also a good chance that nothing riveting happens since Wifey doesn't want to be on camera. She'll just say something like "pls respect her privacy" and carry on with her solo videos.

They're both idiots for thinking that this dynamic can go on forever. ALR makes money off of YT, if her partner doesn't want to help out by appearing in the videos, then why give them money and let them live in your $1200-$1600/month apartment for free?

If Wifey still doesn't come out after this arc, I believe she should and will be replaced.
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ADHD said:
Since the Nader arc has been on "official" hiatus, Chantal has continued to be in contact with him and just last weekend she had a 3 some with him and the woman he's replaced her with, and she spent a huge portion of her trip to Cuba ranting about them with the finale being over 4 hours of drunken rage streaming last night, complete with posting a picture of her crotch on OnlyFans in the middle of the stream. I don't have any idea how Amber can compete with that. Simply having a house nigger wiping her ass is not going to be enough for people used to the torrent of insanity Chantal provides.

Speaking of Amber's house nigger, is there a reason people think Jade is controlling that doesn't require taking Amber's word for it (posts by Jade on social media or anything actually from Jade herself)?
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This is why I left the ALR cinematic universe for Chantal. I can actually WATCH Chantal without falling asleep. But honestly Chantal is getting boring too since she came back from Cuba beeze.
 
Kitsunehime said:
O.o some new Jade Tattoo Reveals in this one...
i m sorry but...wth is that weird combo of random Tattoos...a Car-Key...?
the Words "so much" three Times...lol
(her first Thoughts when Amber lay on Top of her) XD...so...much...
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jfc! it looks like an autistic child scribbled on her arm with a fucking sharpie.
 
Kitsunehime said:
O.o some new Jade Tattoo Reveals in this one...
i m sorry but...wth is that weird combo of random Tattoos...a Car-Key...?
the Words "so much" three Times...lol
(her first Thoughts when Amber lay on Top of her) XD...so...much...
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straight up prison nigger tats
 
Something I'm very confused about-
ALR has stated multiple times that meat "freaks her out," especially handling any raw meat and even was scared once by chicken nuggets.
Yet she has no issue eating crab legs? I would think they would be traumatic for her.
 
Xenomorph said:
bruh i bearly saw water when she was in the shower. Jade prolly runs her ass through the car wersh.
Anyway how bout those jail tats.. and that so much tat shes sporting looks like some shit she got for an ex gorlfriend.
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Jail tats... eating ramen... is a commissary haul next?
 
Stupid shower scene only "proves" FatAl will stand near the water once. I saw no wet Ham, I saw no washing.

Do you need a tutorial, fatass? I bet Amazon might have an illustrated book for you.
 
Fuck off big Al. Holy shit showering must be a near death experience each time, Guntal posted that video of her trying to get out of the bath tub and it looked like a fucking struggle. Now add on 150 lb to what already looked dangerous and you’ve got Hamber.
Jade you might want to consider giving your prized hog sponge baths.
 
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