🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

When that photo of Jade was leaked it was the end for Twinkster walks, poor dog had the walking schedule stripped, probably shits on floor pads again and eating dollar store dog snacks all day

Funny how Amber is such a fat trainwreck and yet she needs to obsessively assert her control over helpless creatures like Twinkie in the guise of having a totes normal life.

Advanced luxated patella arc for Twonks, here we go!

 

[pot of sneed]

Funny how Amber is such a fat trainwreck and yet she needs to obsessively assert her control over helpless creatures like Twinkie in the guise of having a totes normal life.

Unlike her former caretakersgorlfriends, the animals can't say anything and are forced to stay with their filthy, lazy keeper no matter what. I often think that however shitty Destiny was with animals, Twinkie would have been much better off had she also been taken away when the two split up.

 

[dfranki723]

Amber is neglectful and manhandles them but Destiny has been documented hitting animals and abandoning them without a care. This is the only instance* I'll say they are better off with Fat Fuck than that short repulsive retard.

 

[Angry Nipple]

I often think that however shitty Destiny was with animals, Twinkie would have been much better off had she also been taken away when the two split up.

I agree. At least they wouldn’t have to worry about getting sat on or fallen on by a 600 pound mammoth. And at least someone would actually take the dog for a walk and clean the litterbox.

ETA: you know that cunt can’t see where she’s walking. All it takes is one of the pets innocently napping to get squished like a tube of toothpaste.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

ETA: you know that cunt can’t see where she’s walking. All it takes is one of the pets innocently napping to get squished like a tube of toothpaste.

The cynical part of me says that and the aftermath would make for some riveting content for maybe three days.

Something had been twigging my brain since that stupid "drunk" live, and it finally occurred to me this morning while I was at the vet with my dog. It's this.

This is when she noticed Orko in the chat, after she said "You beautiful fuckin' thing." SEETHING. I was just as amused this time around, because you know - you know - she wanted to hurt him, so badly, but instead she had to pretend to be a good sport. It's also when she said she had "watched a couple of [your] videos" to him, as if she hasn't watched each and every one of them, just like she watches all the assorted reaction channels and reads her comments and the subreddits about her.

 

[weasels]

I could have sworn I saw that she said Jade had broken up with her during the livestream? And she was 'single like a pringle' or some dumb shit she usually says??

She did say that and immediately walked it back with, "nah, jk, but maybe LOL"
She also said near the start of the stream, in response to a fan saying they loved her, "aw thanks. I don't FEEL very loved *pout*"
My theory is she and Jade got into a fight and amber didn't get her way, so she had a big passive aggressive crybaby tantrum over it

 

[mekalekahi]

She said she typed out to jade during the livestream that she wanted Taco Bell hence the “I don’t feel very loved” remark. Like a child that was told no to McDonald’s. I’m sure we all remember the one girlfriend tag where amber said she uses the “don’t you love me?” Technique on Becky when she doesn’t get what she wants.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

My theory is she and Jade got into a fight and amber didn't get her way, so she had a big passive aggressive crybaby tantrum over it

It could be as simple as Jade going to NYC for Easter. It might be an important holiday for her family. Amber is afraid of flying and I am not sure if she was even invited. This might be the reason for the question "Am I single?". Amber will then be alone for 3 or 4 days, something she abhors. That might explain why she missed last night's vlog after saying 2 days earlier that she was going to do daily vlogs.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

My theory is she and Jade got into a fight and amber didn't get her way, so she had a big passive aggressive crybaby tantrum over it

Same as the infamous 'mental things is scary' video. Fatty is sat in the car with her red moonface, balleeen about some kind of panic attack bullshit she's just had. When what really happened, is when they got back in the car after a scootpuff around, prolly Wommart, they had forgotten one thing that Fatty wanted, so she guilted Thumby into going back to fetch it. She knows what works for her when it comes to getting her own way.

It could be as simple as Jade going to NYC for Easter. It might be an important holiday for her family. Amber is afraid of flying and I am not sure if she was even invited. This might be the reason for the question "Am I single?". Amber will then be alone for 3 or 4 days, something she abhors. That might explain why she missed last night's vlog after saying 2 days earlier that she was going to do daily vlogs.

Never thought of Easter lol. Of course Jade is going back to see people she really loves and Fatass will go feral yet again. No doubt Jade's family, who all love Hamber sooo much you guize, will have invited her (they will not have), but she won't go because... there's a Y in the day etc... etc... etc...
Will be interesting to see where Fatty claims this totally different gorlfriend's family live. Wasn't the last one on the west coast? It doesn't really matter, Princeton-Lynn made it up, anyway.
Anyways, Fatty could never visit. We all know pigs can't fly.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I saw a clip from that live and she said "my face is red and I was just crying" she seems to be saying she was just crying a lot since Jade moved in. Wonder what happened to her being the most supportive person she has ever known?

 

[Insulin reid]

I listened to the entire livestream, don't ask why. She was saying I'm single as a pringle, idk if i have a girlfriend, i might be single then immediately doing her obnoxious HA! laugh and walking it back by saying no no omg no I'm not haha while looking at jade. She did this multiple times for some reason. My assumption is she was trying to emulate chantal's (non) relationship drama for clicks and views.

I know its probably not true but i could have accidentally left my tinfoil hat on when i watched her live.
It looked like either ambers usual shit talking fucked up attitude we all know she has ( if you wont get me food/do what i want on a whim your dead to me and ill let it be known on my channel situation type deal )

Or she wanted to drunkenly recapture the magic of the iconic density break up im single yall weirdly sucking on a wine bottle live molment again and mommy jade wasnt having any of her shit. She can act like chantal all she wants but amber isnt single, thats a line amber crossed.

Either way amber is going to find a way to ruin her relationship with jade because jade will continue to not be like becky and enable her to that extent and be ok with any lies she just makes up on the spot at any given point in time.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I saw a clip from that live and she said "my face is red and I was just crying" she seems to be saying she was just crying a lot since Jade moved in. Wonder what happened to her being the most supportive person she has ever known?

The next Caretaker/Assistant/Manager/Wrangler that Fatty manages to get her Mickey Mouse hands on will be THE most supportive person she's ever known. But not as supportive as the one after that. Who in turn will not be as supportive as the one after that.
This shit just writes itself.

 

[Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker]

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[inquizadoor]

-shes having a mental health day (as opposed to WHAT)
-she is sTILL acting like shes "being effected" by her drinking days ago
-still acting like she showers every day and its so weird that she didnt today
-she eats half a fucking chicken hardshell taco in one bite wtf and drops her phone
-"should i edit that out? why not"
-"bc its you" wipey knows
-drops the phone again so we can hear her talk to wipey
-shes soooo quirky and loves raw onion on her tacos
-poor twonk is starting to look old
-poop bun looks like it hasnt been washed in months love that for her
-shes cleaning under all her sinks oops just kidding shes talking a break bc shes OBSESSED with slushies
-shes making ghetto slushies with water bottles and mio flavor things
-wow who knew that if you FREEZE flavored water its ALMOST like a slushie
-shes so fucking dumb i hate her
-she looks like unwashed shit
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-bitch wtf

-BITCH WTF
-update on her no take-out challenge
-oh SHOCKER she FAILEd
-she had a GOOD REASON so its totally fine
-she made it FOUR WHOLE DAYS so STRONG
-and surprise, it made her binge
-so now she can have take out AND binge
-she only ordered a FEW times and it was PANERA BEAD which is BASICALLY diet food so
-shes been counting her calories (all 8000 of them)
-she cleaned for soooo long and i totally believe her even though she didnt show any of it
-her hair is so gross she keeps touching it
-shes watching tiktok organization videos its her "spirit animal" (oop thats problematic gorl)
-her happiness and her depression are fighting each other (everyone has two wolves inside them....)
-this was fucking stupid

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Still going on about when she got 'drunk' - only thing of note she has done this year
She has done lidurelly nothing all day, not even showered - back to her normal self
Gorlfriend brought her dinner in bed at 530pm - no comment needed
Ho'made slushy hack from someone who admits weighing over 500 elbees - er, no thanks
Hoards cleaning products, like everything else - not used, just like the rest of her hoard
Failed her 30 day no takeout challenge - has the stupidest smug look on her face as she tells is what we all already knew
Lasted 4 days with no takeout - so prolly failed as soon as she stopped filmeen on the first day
SHE cleaned for sooo long. Everything on the kitchen island WE got off of it
Mentions the Thumb twice in this video - wishing she had a caretaker she could manipulate more?
Usual mentions of future weighing in, mentilz, depresshun etc
You've seen and heard it all before.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

omg she squirted some flavor drops in a water bottle and called it a recipe omg

-she only ordered a FEW times and it was PANERA BEAD which is BASICALLY diet food so

Lidurlee only 300 calories.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Sorry for the double post, but just had a quick look at Fatty's comments on YT and it looks like she has replied to one using a sock account. Did a bit of detectiveness and the channel has no content, but joined YT on December 7, 2014.

Edited as I didn't have my glasses on and I misread the channel name.

 

[XxChickpeaxX]

5:30 pm. Still hasn't showered. Tacos two nights in a row, thanks Nigger. I'm just going to take a mentol health day, you know, like I do everyday. Did I mention I haven't showered? Eating in bed. Tacos in titties. Should I edit that out? Nah, my viewers know what a dirty fat fuck I am. Twinkie Starr is sniffing the behemoth for her fill. She knows the lettuce from the tacos is hiding somewhere. Decides to clean, the cleaning supplies? Whatever Hog. Like you're not home 25/7 to do that shit absolutely anytime. Oh man, Hammy's been awake to long, NEED TO BINGEEE. God, did she just call water and Mio a "recipe" ?? "Well yup you just mix these two here and put it in the freezer for about an hour n a half and bout the time you bust that bitch out your Uber eats order with the real slushy will be here so that'll be good for tomorrow or next month when I remember it's there." Oh goody, we see how much fucking SHIT she has to "clean" her house. She pulls out the Vampire blood she specifically used when she was a vampire for Halloween. Oh BIG fucking surprise, she didn't make it 30 days no take out. BUT ITS FOR A GOOD REASON GUYS, take out helps her NOT binge. Ya fucking right. Choke on chowder you big, dumb, ofe. Doesn't bring up outpatient, sure she's quit that too. She's tired from doing nothing. Not surprised. Has nothing to talk about other than being depressed and eating. What a fucking life, Ham. If only she got out of the house and actually had a life to talk about. Nothing of substance.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Sorry for the double post, but just had a quick look at Fatty's comments on YT and it looks like she has replied to one using a sock account. Did a bit of detectiveness and the channel has no content, but joined YT on December 7, 2014.

Edited as I didn't have my glasses on and I misread the channel name.

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[Slappy McGherkin]

<cues the Talking Heads on the Kiwi jukebox>

SAME AS IT EVER WAS...
SAME AS IT EVER WAS...
SAME AS IT EVER WAS...

Letting the days go by...
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Since when is fucking Panera considered "diet food?" Compared to what, exactly?

Gross bitch is grossly gross.