🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The problem is she is clearly trying to get Chantal coin which is laughable. Chantal, there is absolute lunacy there, the bitch is fucking crazy but incredibly entertaining because of that crazy.

With Amber though because she is a true narc there is no actual personality there. All they do is emulate and this was her partner until now, it's people doing better than her.

Amber's chief copies have been
  • Trisha Paytas - this is in most of her mukbangs even now she tries to copy her. When this was a fact, the infamous BK chicken mukbang.
  • Chantal - she does this when she needs attention.
  • Nickado - like Chantal to get attention
  • Learning2beFearless - This is for most of her vlogs even today
  • PinkSparkles - I don't know frigging why, the bitch can barely get 20k but most of Amber's vlogs mimic hers to a T. Primimarily cleaning vlogs, they are beat for beat.
Amber's vlogs switch from L2BF and Pink's most of the time. The only true Amber is on social media except for snapchat, she mimics Jeffree Star a lot for some reason.

Amber's merch run is doomed if she picks a fight with someone actively trademarking she is stupid. Trademarkers tend to have a really strong legal knowledge to the point they really need to consult.

With all this grifting though it is clear that Amber is out of money now and her sales are pretty much gone.
 
When Chantal was drunk she bitched and whined about other people.

When Amber got drunk, she bitched and whined about herself.

This is why she is boring.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
With all this grifting though it is clear that Amber is out of money now and her sales are pretty much gone.
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On one hand, Amber told us that she paid $50,000 in taxes which means that she is making about $160,000 per year. This is quite a substantial income.

However, the selling of possession and the merchandising, live streams and increased vlogging makes me think that she is spending too much.

If Amber indeed makes $160,000 per year with $50,000 in taxes, this means that her take-home pay is $110,000 or about $9,200 per month. She mentioned that her fixed costs are $3,400 and now her food cost is $3,000 but more likely to be about $4,000 per month. If you add about $1,000 in miscellaneous expenses, her total monthly expenses are $8,400. So, she has only about $800 per month to pay for anything else such as therapy. No wonder she is financially stressed. She is pissing away an incredible amount of money on food and rubbish and not saving any money. This is the real reason why she is quitting Uber Eats for a month, it is not to lose weight. I do not think Jade is contributing much if anything.
 
Amber can not even make her lives interesting/fun with alcohol - and what was Jade doing during all this?
 
I’ve been trying to catch up with the thread but it’s impossible because I lidurally fall asleep every time because she is so boring.
Let’s pls stolp acting like going to therapy will fix AL’s mentals. Therapy’s a tool that can be used to improve when internally motivated to do so. As always, amber is not. Going to therapy is performative. Even if she manages to join IOP and finish - she won’t learn anything. She’s so fucking smug, she can’t get into her pea-sized brain that there is legit something wrong with her. How many times has she said “I know my (grotesque) body” “I understand nutrition” “I know what works for me”?
Further, I fuckin hate her for being such a performative train wreck that I clicked the live to see the duper’s delight firsthand.
The only thing she understands is $. The declining views, engagement and YT coin are what will motivate actual change. After so many years, I don’t care if she loses el-bees, I just want a new arc.
 
KiwiKunt!! said:
Amber can not even make her lives interesting/fun with alcohol - and what was Jade doing during all this?
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Preparing food for the beast and letting it cry it out. I suspect that Amber was being her usual binge monster self and then got all sad and depressed when Wipey wouldn't cave in and grovel like Becky used to. Eventually gave her a sad little meal in the form of plain white rice and sad chicken meatballs, where where those awesome and healthy meals she used to cook like that pork mango salsa???
 
Imagine being a 31 year old with no responsibilities bringing in around $9,000 a month without ever having to leave the house... and you still don't get to have the biggest bedroom in the apartment.
 
mekalekahi said:
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(Waves flippers) "Liddle muffin...Idon'feelreel...NeitherdoI...Idon'feelreel--nonnathisisreel--ohmygahh!"

Imagine being a 700 pound greasy, unhygienic pachyderm with a come along ring in your nose tryna act like she's a 19 year old college coed yelling around the dorms, main dining room, and student union: "OhmyGAHHHHHHH---I wuz, liek...sooooo DRONK, YEW GUISE--SOO DRONK!"
 
Big ups to FaxX for posting the highlight video, but I can't even get through the whole thing because of the cringe. The sheer insecurity of this woman almost makes me feel sad for her. ALMOST!
 
Secondary thought of the afternoon; how much alcohol does it take to get a heifer of this size drunk anyway? She is fucking massive and is constantly eating which bolsters her alcohol resistance even more, so either she's a bad drunk and is actually in a manic state hamming it up for them views or she's drunk a shitload, which I don't imagine is happening considering how little coin she must have at this point and how food-driven she is. Maybe she uncovered a few bottles Becky left behind??
 
Amber and lives is a no go the bitch is like moving Ambien. After seeing that clip though, she is clearly trying to copy Chantal almost to the letter. That has a sadness to it that a 31-year-old bull dyke that earned about 500k has no personality. I would feel bad for her if she was not such a raging cunt.

It's clear Jade is a drinker though as Amber since the leech moved in has started drinking.
 
FatalTater said:
Imagine being a 31 year old with no responsibilities bringing in around $9,000 a month without ever having to leave the house... and you still don't get to have the biggest bedroom in the apartment.
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This is one of the very few things that I'm at all curious about with Hamber and this "relationship:" What was the exact reason Hamber sacrificed the master bedroom to Jade? Why was that required? What is this trade-off about, really?

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Secondary thought of the afternoon; how much alcohol does it take to get a heifer of this size drunk anyway? She is fucking massive and is constantly eating which bolsters her alcohol resistance even more, so either she's a bad drunk and is actually in a manic state hamming it up for them views or she's drunk a shitload, which I don't imagine is happening considering how little coin she must have at this point and how food-driven she is. Maybe she uncovered a few bottles Becky left behind??
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In all the visual Blood Alcohol Concentration (BAC) level charts I can find online, they only chart BAC up to 240 elbees:

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But...Here's a BAC Calculator - LINK

When you input Amber's weight into the BAC Calculator:
  • A 600-elbee female
  • 6 shots of hard liquor
  • 2-hours since last drink

Result​

BAC is around 0.023%.​
It will take around 2 more hours to reach 0%.​
Average individual appears normal.​

Amber's BAC Calculation.jpg

Other BAC Factors:
  • BODY FAT: When comparing two people of the same weight, a person with a higher percentage of body fat will tend to have a higher BAC. This is because alcohol is not absorbed into fatty tissue and is therefore concentrated in a smaller body mass.

  • FITNESS: Muscular people have more total body water because muscle tissue contains more water than fat tissue. Alcohol distributes itself in total body water, but not fat. So, when imbibing the same amounts of alcohol, a more muscular 175-pound person will have a lower BAC than an unfit 175-pound person.

  • TOLERANCE: Experienced or regular drinkers tend to increase the amount they drink over time to feel the same effects from alcohol. They may show few visible signs of intoxication even with fairly high BACs.
 
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