🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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“Damn that looks good!”

She’s salivating over a burger she ate in an old video, moments after hearing herself mention how she’s gonna die young because of her size.


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If there wasn’t a fruit on the back of this computer she’d eat the damn thing too.
 
she sounds like a blubbering whale when she cries. i don’t know how people don’t start laughing their asses off when she’s upset
 
Had to get up to let the dog out, so wound up watching this embarrassing as fuck nonsense after all.

She's trying to read comments by leaning her fat moon head right up against the camera. You have a fucking laptop, you stupid twat. She's still feeling sorry for herself and HOLY FUCK some equally retarded twat gave her a 200 dollar superchat. Great job, shitbird. You'e bought her Taco Hell for a month.

Cryeen again now, saying that she just wants everyone to love everyone. Claims that haydur nation just misunderstands her. We don't see the real her in her videos. Well, whose fault is that, Fatty? YOU CHOOSE what goes on your channel. If you don't want people to "misunderstand" you, then maybe you should stop being a lying, uncouth cunt in your videos.

Pulls out her laptop. To follow the chat there? Nope, to pull up a compilation video where she "looks smaller now than then". The video she pulls up is one where the title is "times [she] was dishonest" and she immediately has a problem with that, because she's not lying, guise. Stops the video at several points to assure us that she was not lying about that, whatever "that" was that past her said.

Starts in, makes yet another bad decision by saying she'll react to it, and does her idiotic seal clapping. This works out just as well as any of her other reactions to videos about herself: not well. She starts lecturing old her, telling her old self she's making excuses, why don't you treat losing weight as a priority, and all the other shit she usually reserves for boring us in her videos as she tries to stretch her nontent to eight minutes. Claims she's horny. And you know what, Big Ham? That is not something your fucking audience needs to know. I bet she deletes this stream when she sobers up. She'll blame all the haydurs for making her have a breakdown earlier and then start drinking, I'm sure.

Interrupts the stream to go to the bathroom. Takes the damn phone in there with her. Thankfully, she manages to mute it.

The "gf" brings her a big ol' plate of white rice and chicken meatballs to eat because she keeps saying she's hungry.

She finally goes the fuck offline. The entire thing is cringeworthy. She acts like a 13 year old with her first crush - someone old enough to buy liquor.

Most of it was self-pitying, self-serving bullshit that gave 90% of the people watching secondhand embarrassment. You want to talk about further damaging your channel, Spamber? This was it. Well done.
 
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Stops the video at several points
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Every 10 fucking seconds not only to proclaim she wasn’t lying, but to also make stupid commentary, quirky gorl faces and gestures, and do that god awful giggling thing.

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Interrupts the stream to go to the bathroom. Takes the damn phone in there with her. Thankfully, she manages to mute it.
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Before which, she freaks out because she thinks she accidentally showed the naked lady “art” on her wall, and after which, everyone freaked out about her not washing her hands. Cannot confirm or deny because of the camera staring at the ceiling the whole time.

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The "gf" brings her a big ol' plate of white rice and chicken meatballs to eat because she keeps saying she's hungry.
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Which she chews with an open mouth and halfway loses her ginormous bites, moreso than usual because drunklynn is somehow even more repulsive than soberlynn.

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She finally goes the fuck offline.
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After thinking jade turned off the wifi on her (which she should have done, and would have done if she actually gave a shit about al) because she’s too drunk and retarded to function.

ETA: it’s like she was trying to be some sort of obnoxious mashup of Chantal and Trisha… mixed with drunklynn.

She and WingsOfRedemption are soulmates… if only there was a bed capable of holding their combined weight.
 
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while amber might not be “bed” bound she’s almost certainly house bound and it looks like the isolation is really starting to fuck with her. Amberlynn is a dumbass but she’s always been fairly outgoing. (Riding scooter puffs in public, going out to eat, actively dating, moving places, meeting new friends, ect…) and I think the isolation is really starting to fuck with her. I haven’t seen amberlynn be this secluded in a long time. She mentions going out to see people and stuff. But idk if I believe her. But holy fuck does she come across as depressed now. All that click baiting her “mentulz” but really I’ve never seen her this depressed before. This housebound saga with jade i think is really killing whatever lively part of amberlynn that existed deep beneath that mountain of fat.
 
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Watching Jade rush over to hand that microwaved TV dinner to Hamber as she cries and eats will be cemented in my brain forever
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She wasn't even actually hungry, she was depressed. She is an emotional eater and we got to see it play out live - the moment she instinctually wanted food to temporary deafen the pain from that sadness.
 
Jesus Christ, I should've KNOWN her Youtube* audience would do a 180 just because she's cryeeeeeen and being ''vulnerable''.
This mountainous thing isn't a normal person and anyone who falls for her crocodile tears is a bellend, just like anyone who thinks she's capable of not being an emotionless, malignant cunt is a bellend.
Keep crying Fatty.

I hate this weird trend of raging narcs (primarily on Youtube*, probably extends to anyone with a following though) having a bit of a cry and a self pity party and suddenly that means they're just damaged and in need of support.
''We need more of this, you're so likeable when you're honest!". ALR is only likeable to simpletons and equally shitty people.

I guess this is how people fall into cults, they are exceptionally easy to manipulate with just a few sad words from a deceitful fool.
 
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Her live was cringe af to watch. Just like her shitty ass merch that she's pushing but I wasn't expecting anything more from our dainty queen.

On a side note, my custom Amberlynn Pillow that I ordered for myself to truly appreciate the infamous "lovecraftian monstrosity" she once wore watches over me daily. I feel truly blessed. And dainty.

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Who would have thought that being wealthy, fed, warm, being fully catered to, not being busy, not being stressed and having all the free time and free will possible could be so depressing.

Ever considered how you have wasted every valuable moment of your life, Amber?
 
I know she likes to recreate the Destiny breakup drunk live stream when she's 'let go', so was this,' I'm so hurt', performance for the audience only, or Jade, too? She looked amused when you look in her eyes in* some stills, which usually is her giveaway that her emotional distress is contrived. In the mental things is scary* video, there was genuine distress there, but that's honestly one of the only times you couldn't sense a level of duper's delight/performance with her.

Nice to see she hasn't matured beyond these teenagery displays,yet. The Am-haydurs have longed to interact with her, again, so I'm sure they creamed themselves over this.

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Man this is the most entertaining Fat Al has been in months. Yeah it was a whole lot of performative sadd and drunk, but it was also a big ol' beasty being messy, and I'm here for it.
Sure beats out the boring ass mukbangs and food hauls. I could actually stay interested for longer than 2 minutes.
 
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