🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Radical Sloth said:
She's been hard at work designing merch, gorls.
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Shipping is nearly 10 bucks and it said its in high demand. I stg if people are wasting money on this trash and its not just people like me throwing it in a cart to see how fully over priced it is... View attachment 3161839
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Thanks so much for requesting mErCh! :story: Lol, no, hambutt.

And the time to even think about merch (not that anyone would buy) (plus--who on the street would even fucking know what a pillow mountain is?) was when you had regularly PAID "side and tertiary characters." PAID. PURCHASED. Because no1liekyoo.
 
WasabiPasta said:
Cameo, merch, 100% performance 0% reality, 10 mukbangs in 10 videos, she's gone full Nikocado. Except she's not as entertaining, still waiting on that onlyfans.
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I’ve started watching Nik through reaction channels because I’m convinced he’s the Three Stooges. He bullies Orlin like Moe, plays the violin (and the victim) like Larry, and looks like Curly. Meanwhile, dull, unkempt ALR comes in a very distant sixth, after Shemp and Curly Joe.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
So, Fatty, why do you now claim to eat more slowly when eating on camera? Did you by chance show your imaginry outpatient people THAT lie? Of course, they could do the same thing we can, and just time you in your mook-bongs, to see that yeah, you eat just as fucking fast as you used to on camera. At least back then, you had an iota of courtesy, to look at the audience instead of yourself.

Twat.
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Do we even know if MoookBangLynn is still even enrolled or attending that outpatient program?

Considering ShuffleLynn's tendency to film and upload "whatever, whenever" she could have already noped-out.

There's every chance SavantLynn is of the mind that she's already extracted from them everything they have to offer.

Yanno, she's convinced that after all these years of online dieteeen, she's lidderaly the expert on what werks for her.

Why, she's earned the equivalent of a huge Ph.D*...and lidderally did her internship at the Mayo "Hellmann's" Hospital, y'all.
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* Ph.D. = Panniculus, Hips, and Derriere.


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Radical Sloth said:
She's been hard at work designing merch, gorls.
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Shipping is nearly 10 bucks and it said its in high demand. I stg if people are wasting money on this trash and its not just people like me throwing it in a cart to see how fully over priced it is... View attachment 3161839
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*Sigh*
Not only is she entirely too late because we haven't talked about or seen pillow mountain since she's moved to Lexington, she also completely missed the point. One throw pillow does not 'pillow mountain' make gorl. If you're gonna lean into it, lean into it. Sell us a set of four extra large, extra long pillows. Or hell, pillow cases.

If her manager/gorlfriend/caretaker had half a brain, she'd suggest selling a shirt that says "I know what works for me". Some idiot would definitely buy that.
 
why are we entertaining the outpatient program as an actual thing that happened? of all of amber’s lies i feel like that one is the most transparent. she isn’t even trying to be sincere about it. if anything, it’s an excuse to binge and pig out on whatever, and she probably thought saying her diet is physician approved would make people less likely to question her (because she’s stupid). i’d venture to say that she’s trolling by obviously lying about it, but that would be giving her far too much credit. to even consider that as a possibility is making her out to be much smarter than what’s within her capabilities.
 
The outpatient program clearly as some of us did research on costs and it was impossible for her to even entertain it. It was about $32.000 a month in KY, she cannot even afford surgery in Tijuana which with aftercare is probably about $10.000.

That is the laziest fucking design for any merch I have seen at least pay someone to design something desirable. It's just stock text on a pink cushion for $40. The high demand may be because silk printing is harder to do. Either way, teespring only gives a 10% - 30% so she is not making much.
 
* I'm LIDERULLY OB--SESSED!
* Ohmygahhhhhhhhhhhd!
* WHUT?
* Areyouexcited?
* What'reyougetting?
* Urnge Chikin
* I need food to like...survive!
* Love that for you
* RAWWWWGHT!
* BABE-UH!
* BIG?? ARE YOU CALLING ME BIG??
 
ugh she just snapchatted her website lmao I made merch no your slave made merch
 
One cushion does not a Pillow Mountain make.

Amber making merch now is like a network announcing a TV show is getting cancelled then selling stuff with it's logo six months later.

She should sell stuff that says LATE AND GAY on it.
 
Where's Pillow Princess her being proud she laid there like a beached whale while Dusty rode her fat cock shaped finger
 
Issa buying her engagement ring Amazon Gorilla finger sizer.

Issa a dainty -2.
 
Radical Sloth said:
She's been hard at work designing merch, gorls.
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Shipping is nearly 10 bucks and it said its in high demand. I stg if people are wasting money on this trash and its not just people like me throwing it in a cart to see how fully over priced it is... View attachment 3161839
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i expect at least a couple of haydurs in the Facebook group to post about buying merch. I’m sure they will even model it for us.

Morticia Addams said:
That is the laziest piece of shit excuse for a graphic design I've ever seen lolololol I mean at least fucking TRY you big fat oaf.
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Not defending Amber cause I agree with you, but most YouTubers have shitty, lazy merch designs.
 
the time to make merch was a few years ago, when her channel was thriving and she was being constantly shaded by eric and rickie. could you imagine if she made a t shirt that said NO ONE CARES on it? or if she sold orange chicken pins? but she’s so uncreative and lacks so much awareness that the only idea she’s struggled to force between the fat that rests in her skull is a pillow that says PILLOW MOUNTAIN. no fun design. no creativity. no humor.

i think at least some of her depression and lack of enthusiasm comes from realizing that she really can’t carry her channel on her own. she isn’t interesting enough as a solo act and relies heavily on a cast of characters to remain interesting, and with her caretaker restricting her content she really is having a hard time trying to be worth watching alone
 
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Cosmologic said:
the time to make merch was a few years ago, when her channel was thriving and she was being constantly shaded by eric and rickie. could you imagine if she made a t shirt that said NO ONE CARES on it? or if she sold orange chicken pins? but she’s so uncreative and lacks so much awareness that the only idea she’s struggled to force between the fat that rests in her skull is a pillow that says PILLOW MOUNTAIN. no fun design. no creativity. no humor.
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People told her to make it years ago and she didnt listen then.. shes a blubberheaded moron
 
Xenomorph said:
People told her to make it years ago and she didnt listen then.. shes a blubberheaded moron
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she NEVER takes people’s advice because she thinks she knows everything about business. managing a terrible youtube channel with some of the worst content available isn’t the same thing as being an entrepreneur
 
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