🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Goddammnit Amber I was all set to quit reading this thread and yet again you pull me back in by sitting on your arse doing absolutely nothing to invite it. Big ups to whoever took the Wipey reveal as they have breathed new life into this decaying corpse, thanks for that. 😒

Well, she’s a big lass isn’t she? I’m sure someone is already working on the ‘what you ordered’ meme but she certainly doesn’t appear the way she was sold to us. Maybe it’s bad lighting. Or a wonky filter. The real victim in all of this though (and no Amber, it’s not you but I’m sure you’ll try) is poor little Twinks. Just because there’s paps on every corner doesn’t mean either of you fat tubs get out of walking that dog. Jade can look like the back end of a bus but as long as she’s good to Twinkie (and the cats) then she’s all right in my book. I’d love to see how Amber took the news though, should’ve filmed it gorl, 100k views right there.
 
Xenomorph said:
Hey Plebbit... nigger.

OMG SO TRIGGERED OMG OUR HAIR. OH NOES. First of all eat several fucking dicks her hair is in a shit bun just like Ambers, it's knappy and looks like shit.
No edges. Looks dumpy and just a messy looking boon.
*cluches pearls how can I make this about muh peepul suffering*
You all fucking read here you all love it and none of you have the nuts to join here cause youre all mongoloids.
oh bloo bloo, you make fun of a fat fucking whale all day long call it what you want but dont moral high ground yourself lmao faggots.
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*angry redditard sounds intensify*

But yeah, their faux outrage and pearl-clutching is always entertaining though I suppose it's hard to blame them when any dissenting word gets them banned for wrongthink. Nigger nigger orange chicken dinner.
 
She's not exactly non-descript looking, there's no question that it's the same person. She wasn't very overweight ^above, but you can see the potential to tip over into fat territory, if she let herself go like some former athletes do.

She definitely isn't deserving of any extra privacy considerations. Being with a public figure has some negatives that come with it, but if she'd met Amber at Trader Joes or Target and just happened to fall for someone she met and connected with, I could see the argument. We all know she is a cow tipper, who knowingly targeted Amber because of who she is. She inserted herself into the Amberverse and even Amber admits she began the relationship via deception by claiming she didn't know who she was. Why lie, unless you have ulterior motives? Youtubers/social media personalities hit it off with subscribers/followers all the time.
 
The "Wipey Reveal" has garnered more interest stirred up abt fAt-Al than we've seen in years.

And...typically...fAt-Al had fuck-all nuttin' to do with creating that interest.
 
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henlo,

i've not posted in the ALR thread, but two things,
1) those of you who don't care about seeing Wifey on camera in the survey, let me persuade: it's not about seeing her or seeing what she looks like, it's about the inevitable snowball that will overtake their relationship as it cascades into actual kahntent

2) is this wifey snuggly embracing a young ALR and becky in this picture?
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She may not be Amber FAT, but she’s definitely Fat. She’s just more typical big fat that you’ll see at your average store than Walmart deathfat. Do people really think that Jade’s level of chonk is ‘normal?’ That or they’re just trying to defend their own morbid obesity. You see it all the time in the other haydur groups. “This is what a Torrid 4 really looks like! Amberlynn is lying!” Bitch no one cares

Also if we can call Ambers bun a poop bun, Jade’s is fair game if it also looks like a poop bun. Deal with it.
 
AnonymousThrowLala said:
I don’t buy into the 3 people living there thing but…. did ALR ever actually explain why Jade doesn’t share a bedroom with her and also why she got the master? Was it because of “work” or…?
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I believe she lies and says they do sleep in the same bed/room but we know that's a lie
 
Italian Ghost said:
I put together this 5 minute Amber edit if anyone's interested in watching. Hope you enjoy!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lGXbMkEwNuU
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Not bad. I thought wrath might be her telling her live audience out of her tear-streaked red ragey face that Becky should feel like "utter fucking shit" for dumping her, but the Cocoa Puffs scene works well, too. Thanks, Eric, for catching that one in the wild!

King Lego™ Caltrops said:
henlo,

i've not posted in the ALR thread, but two things,
1) those of you who don't care about seeing Wifey on camera in the survey, let me persuade: it's not about seeing her or seeing what she looks like, it's about the inevitable snowball that will overtake their relationship as it cascades into actual kahntent
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I can see that. Of course, knowing Hamber, she'll do what she usually does with shit she doesn't want to face and pretend it never happened/doesn't exist.

King Lego™ Caltrops said:
2) is this wifey snuggly embracing a young ALR and becky in this picture?
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Are you trying to be funny? Because you're not funny. Work on that.


Edit: remember when Big Ham remind-warned us that "Karma is a thing, so have fun with that"?

Confucius say: People with large shelf ass should not play with karma lest karma come steamroll it.
 
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Speaking of karma, I do wonder if Wipey would ever lose it with Hamby and slap her one? Would certainly be poetic justice if Hammy ever crosses the line and especially considering what she did to Casey in the past. Rain and petals eavesdrop, I used the wrong wipey!
 
some cunt said:
Speaking of karma, I do wonder if Wipey would ever lose it with Hamby and slap her one? Would certainly be poetic justice if Hammy ever crosses the line and especially considering what she did to Casey in the past. Rain and petals eavesdrop, I used the wrong wipey!
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Well, Wipey is black so....
 
I'm getting around to watching the lasagna and the McD's mook-bongs - I'm not gonna write it all up, because she'll give us another one to play with soon. But I had a couple comments, of course.

In "Lasagna" she's bitching about her imaginary outpatient program not taking her weight loss seriously or some other fuckery. She says she needs to lose weight because "It's for my hehhhhlllth." Yeah, no shit, Hamber, people have been telling you that for 300 pounds now.

"I need to start seeing weight loss weekly" - Ain't nothing stopping you. you fat cunt. You want to lose weight? Then do it. You don't need permission from your imaginary friends to lose weight while going to "therapy". You're a lazy glutton and do not have BED and you do not want to lose weight. If that program is real, I hope she's dropped a fuckton of money on it just like she's wasted tens of thousands of dollars on other shit. Because that would be so in character.

McD's: JFC, next time just fucking call around to McD's and KFC and anywhere else they fry shit and ask them to save the skims in a bucket for you, if you're insisting on being a gross hoovering bitch on fried batter alone. We wouldn't want you to drop into ketosis or anything by eating the food that's been fried in its entirety, after all, since you're scurred of ketosis like every other goddamned thing.

Goddamn, what a twat you are, Big Ham.

Edit: BTW, if you want to hear from another bodybuilder about Big Ham, but have them roast her instead of giving advice she'll never take, watch this guy. He's funny as hell.

 
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22 hours have passed since Wifey pics got leaked. This is her most recent video, the one that's getting multiple views from individual users to post and read comments. Still can't reach past 60K.

Maybe old Haydurs will come back when she posts a proper Wifey reveal. I expect that one to get 100K views. Otherwise, it'd mean people are actually done with her.

Hmmm, wasn't long when Beckster posted her first vlog and amassed 200K+ views shortly.

Times sure have changed in the Amberverse. Maybe it's time to catch up on Chantal and see what the fuss is about.
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Love how these reaction channels think they’re above it all when they made their content off of shitting on Amberlynn. STFU zach
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