🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Cosmologic said:
imagine how desperate you have to be in SO MANY WAYS to willingly associate yourself with the hamberverse
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Imagine putting your life on hold to be with this blimp bitch.

That's like that ice coffee fucker who pretty funds Phil's twitch channel or the warthog that wants lovie time with Spoony, actually she never had a life to begin with, scratch that.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
Damn she is uglier and more retarded looking than Destiny and Becky combined and that is very hard to do.
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it's really funny considering FatAL's trying to push the narrative that wipey's somehow above all of her exes.
Now she's almost as fat as becks was.

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Send those hats my way, but I cannot wait to see if Big Spamber gets any blacklash for Wipey getting snapped and seen online by fuck knows how many people. She must be furious considering how she's tried to remain so lowkey and unseen.. well, guess we can see why now. She's turned into Necky but black.
Holy shit is that her ex? Her ex is actually hot how the fuck do you downgrade THAT much?? How down bad do have to be to go from a 7 to fucking ALR??
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Easy money and grifting. No doubt Jade's been watching her channel for some time and realized Amber is pretty much a walking piggybank due to her youtube 'career' so maybe she was like "Yeah, I want in on some of that!" not realizing the true cost as to being the porker's butler. Black Butler Jade(d) Edition era incoming, she's already blowing up to the size of Becky and taking care of the household chores like walking Twinkie and no doubt wiping fatarse's crack. Hope the shoes and additional weight is worth it because I can't imagine how soul destroying serving that bitch considering what the thumb went through.

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Cheese Trap said:
it's really funny considering FatAL's trying to push the narrative that wipey's somehow above all of her exes.
Now she's almost as fat as becks was.

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Amber has done this with everyone shes ever been with.
Amber always has to come out on top so of course jade is the best most attractive girlfriend shes ever had, and totally attracted to for sure because her current girlfriend is actually attractive and not like her exes. Eww, exes are gross and not with her. And she and the current girlfriend who shes totally attracted to do naughty kinky adult stuff like nobodys ever heard of (so crazy) all the time as a totally natural reaction of such love and attraction they totally have together because its blatantly obvious, and if anyone thinks otherwise they are wrong because look at all the evidence* amber gives to corroborate the story amber is telling.


*Source(s): dude trust me.
 
There is no way someone living with Amber wouldn’t pile on weight, so it’s not so unbelievable that she might have been kinda skinny when she moved in. I know there are past photos where it’s obvious she looked big, but I honestly think she might have lost weight at some point and regained once she moved in with big Al. Otherwise she would have been huge at this point, with all the shit readily available in that house and the fact that eating is the only activity they ever engage in.
 
Bubblez McGee said:
living with Amber doesn't usually have a positive effect on anyone.
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Living with her for one year, waiting on a screeching hag who requires constant attention, has to age someone about two years, I reckon.

Bubblez McGee said:
Jade has probably gained at least 50 lbs in the last 8 or 9 months. It's hard to tell how exactly how much she weighs based on those photos, but I'd estimate she's somewhere around 220 to 250 lbs .
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I'd put her at about 220-ish as well.


Bubblez McGee said:
If she and Amber stay together, its all but guaranteed that by this time next year she'll be closing in on or will be over the 300 lb mark, as Amber continues her inevitable march to 600, while pausing for a month or two to gain and lose the same five pounds nine or ten times.
Amber used to crow about how Wifey was so much more supportive and encouraging of her and her weight loss goals than any of her other partners were, but she hasnt done that in a while. It's like the old saying goes, "When you dance with the big fat devil, the big fat devil doesn't change, the big fat devil changes you...and then you both wind up too fucking fat to dance anymore."
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When Big Ham told us all she was going to do WW again and her "gf" was so supportive and was going to do it with her, even though the "gf" was perfect and only needed to lose five pounds, I knew that the "gf" couldn't possibly be as fit as Hamber and Becky claimed: Big Al, because she's a fucking pathological liar, and Becky because she was still living in the apartment. I am a little surprised that the new "gf" is exactly the same body type as the last two: fat. She's proportioned a tad better than Density or Becky, but fat nonetheless.


Bubblez McGee said:
I think people are really overthinking things. I am pretty sure that there are not two Wipeys. Yeah Jade is supposedly poly, so she might bring someone into the apartment every now and again to fuck around with, but I dont think there are two people living there with Amber or that Amber has two girlfriends. I think Amber is living with one person. The same one who started messaging her last year right after she broke up with Becky, the same one who lied about not knowing Amber was a youtuber. The same one who moved in with Amber after a month and the same one who loves Ramen noodles, Willie Wonka and men's tennis shoes. She was thinner when she and Amber first met, then she moved in with her and gained a lot of weight...that's likely all there is to it. I dont know why some folks feel the need to come up with these, convoluted, overly complicated theories when the more simple explanation makes the most sense.
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Other complicated theories, stupid theorems, and asinine recommendations I've seen:
- that Big Hamber took this picture from the car and leaked it. - Nonstarter. Hamber is not going to jeopardize a live body being in the apartment with her.
- that this is the "gf's" gf, and lives in the apartment as well. - I don't buy this. I think one thing Big Ham will not lie about is wanting to be monogamous, even though she is asexual.
- that this is "stalking" or creepy or otherwise somehow bad. - No, it isn't, and certain reaction channels need to pull that morality stick out of their asses about it. You were happy enough to discuss the "gf" and speculate all kinds of things about her, but someone taking a picture, in public, clearly not in the "gf's" face with it, and you lose your shit? Fuck right off with that noise.
- that people should let the "gf" have her privacy. -Fuck Off.

Let's say you marry someone who is an A-lister in Hollywood, or a member of the royal family that everyone knows or just some fucking activist who is always in the news. You cannot possibly expect that YOU will remain private. That is not how things work and the only people who think this are retards. Let's add to that. Let's say your movie star/prince(ess)/activist twu wuv tries to hide you from their audience by not showing you on camera. What they won't do, though, is stop talking about you, tossing a "my boy/girlfriend" into whatever they're blathering about approximately every two goddamned nanoseconds. They show their audience what you each got one another for xmas. Your hands and arms are seen in their videos. Imagine that goes on for months, feeding the speculation as to who you are.

THEN, one day, they lie, and tell their audience the two of you have broken up, and there's now a new boy/girlfriend in place. But the timeline they claim doesn't fit, he new b/gf happens to like the exact same food, the exact same movies, and has the exact same tats as you do. You really think that a reality check notice about being involved with your more famous partner is not going to eventually show up and have to be paid? How fucking stupid are you?

If the "gf" thought for a single moment that she could remain off camera forever, then she's pretty fucking stupid, too.
 
I am pretty sure that Amber will go on a members-only stream to talk about Wifey's reveal with membership price increased.

It's the only way she can monetize this milk efficiently. If she's smart, she'll do that but hold off until the traffic that goes to her channel due to people checking her videos' recent comments dies down.

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Or, a theory: Wifey reveal can't happen 'coz she quickly noped the fuck out when she found out her identity has been confirmed by haydurs. After all, they were so set and confident about her not appearing on camera. They've been safe for months only to find out that there's a mole that roams the very streets of their luxury subdivision.

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Someone could have forced an ALR response by buying a 24 hour cameo asking about the drama. 24 hours is almost up.

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
2. You cannot claim copyright over a photo that was not taken by you or for which you are not a designated agent for the copyright holder.
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You are right. I meant to say copyright strike their old videos or upcoming videos*
 
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The person who took the photo apparently claimed that they took the shot whilst sitting in a restaurant behind the complex - there is not restaurant opposite from where they took the picture


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shecameforcwc said:
Holy shit is that her ex? Her ex is actually hot how the fuck do you downgrade THAT much?? How down bad do have to be to go from a 7 to fucking ALR??
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The last time that pic was posted in this thread, it was the full image, which you can also find on the wipeygate Instagram account - don't let the "pretty" face fool you, Jade's ex is also super morbidly obese. Jade is a feeder/fat fetishist.
 
Orko does some damn detectiveness. If the shoes and sweats fit, you must admit, Hamber, you dumbass. You can't even manage a big reveal plan to keep your channel from sliding more into the end of days hole.

 
Murderous Anas said:
The last time that pic was posted in this thread, it was the full image, which you can also find on the wipeygate Instagram account - don't let the "pretty" face fool you, Jade's ex is also super morbidly obese. Jade is a feeder/fat fetishist.
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I was just about to point this out. Wipey's ex might be smaller and easier on the eyes than Spamber, but she is also a fatty fat fat fat. No where near a 7.
 
Murderous Anas said:
The last time that pic was posted in this thread, it was the full image, which you can also find on the wipeygate Instagram account - don't let the "pretty" face fool you, Jade's ex is also super morbidly obese. Jade is a feeder/fat fetishist.
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Shit she definitely had me fooled she certainly looked not blimp sized in that picture and fairly normal sized but I also only saw like 30% of her in that picture so that’s also probably why.
 
KiwiKunt!! said:
The person who took the photo apparently claimed that they took the shot whilst sitting in a restaurant behind the complex - there is not restaurant opposite from where they took the picture


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It's similar but actually doesn't look like the same location. I compared the location and the building in the background seems closer in the picture with wipey than it does in the picture this person says is the same location. It's quite possible that there are a couple of areas on the exterior of the complex that are similar...
 
Hey Plebbit... nigger.

OMG SO TRIGGERED OMG OUR HAIR. OH NOES. First of all eat several fucking dicks her hair is in a shit bun just like Ambers, it's knappy and looks like shit.
No edges. Looks dumpy and just a messy looking boon.
*cluches pearls how can I make this about muh peepul suffering*
You all fucking read here you all love it and none of you have the nuts to join here cause youre all mongoloids.
oh bloo bloo, you make fun of a fat fucking whale all day long call it what you want but dont moral high ground yourself lmao faggots.
 
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