🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Lame Entropy]

this further proves my theory that fat is contagious

 

[shecameforcwc]

this further proves my theory that fat is contagious

Truly the worst disease to catch

 

[10547875]

I just love that a "WIFEY REVEAL" has now been ripped away from Amber and that the potential to profit off of it is now less than it would have been if we hadn't seen these pictures of Jade, with Twinkie, right outside the apartment.

Shouldn't have waited so long, Amber. Oh well.

 

[Artificial Baits]

I am listening to Sam Tefler AKA Yaba's GF livestream and they are are discussing Wipey . The amount of people stating she "is not that big" , "not obese" or "slightly overweight" is astounding. This just shows how the majority of ALR's audience is fucking enormous themselves. Wipey is at least Class 2 Obese and maybe even Class 3.

Just because somebody is not as big as Amber (which most people are not), does not automatically mean they not Obese or even Morbidly Obese.

 

[Angry Nipple]

The Facebook haydurrrs think they’re some sort of detectives now? Jesus fucking Christ, the amount of people agreeing with this is mind boggling…. But not surprising.

 

[Seulgi]

The Facebook haydurrrs think they’re some sort of detectives now? Jesus fucking Christ, the amount of people agreeing with this is mind boggling…. But not surprising.

and somehow that's less retarded than the two-wifeys theory

 

[Italian Ghost]

 

[pigeon soup]

how was it leaked?

 

[Gaslighter]

The Facebook haydurrrs think they’re some sort of detectives now? Jesus fucking Christ, the amount of people agreeing with this is mind boggling…. But not surprising.

ALR’s arm is way fucking bigger than that. These people give her way too much credit, like she’s some scheming mastermind

 

[manic dainty gorl]

try harder hamber.

 

[SWEETIE1989]

Rewatching the new Nugget mukbong I noticed something.
She eats the sides off the nugget, drops it and stops fliming. There are two nuggets on the box left. When the fliming restarts, new nugget all its skin still on, and still two on the box. This means they did order more than 10 pieces of chicken nuggets!
I have too much time on my hands...lord, help me.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

AF probably got scared that Amber will go on copyright strike rage again.

That channel, on the other hand, posts about Chantal, meaning ALR can't take them down.

A couple of things:

1. There is no expectation of privacy in a public setting, and, more importantly,
2. You cannot claim copyright over a photo that was not taken by you or for which you are not a designated agent for the copyright holder.

In short: Big Ham can eat shit about trying to strike this, but on the other hand, it would be another strike against her for an unsustained claim, so I'm a bit torn. LOL

Jade's Linkedin profile pic from earlier in the thread vs the new pictures
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Same person. Former athlete gone soft.

it’s honestly hilarious considering how hot she tried to make her seem. I’m beginning to think Miss Wipey didn’t want to put herself on camera not because of her job or the embarrassment of her family knowing she’s with this land whale but for the sheer fact she knew the internet would rip her big ugly ass to shreds. If they thought it was bad when it was just “speculation” as to who she was the linkedin side by side all but confirms it’s Jade. Chunky monkey could’ve at least paid someone to put a weave in for her but I feel like that awful bun is p much MO for low class black women.

Big Al isn't known for having a great sense of timing. Held your cards too long, Fatty. Just another reason you suck at poker.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

If anyone was curious to see the pictures...here's the elusive Wipey lol
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Damn she is uglier and more retarded looking than Destiny and Becky combined and that is very hard to do.

One of three outcomes IMO

1. She ignores it completely
2. She gets pissed off and claims it’s stalking like the retards on fb
3. Wipey reveal!!!

4. She contacts her very own, there for her at her beck and call, FBI agent Frank.

i can't believe she managed to downgrade from someone like necky. fucking Becky

Bitch literally looks like a black Dusty lmfao.
If THIS is what Hambeast and the Thumb consider “like, totally like, gorgeous “ they bolth desperately need to break Hambers gravitational pull and nope right the fuck out of Kenfucky. See at least some of the world before the inevitable myocardial infarctions.

I thought the same thing. Of course she couldn't be very choosey, Becky broke up with her without even a two week notice so she needed a new ass wiper ASAP.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Why does she still look like she could whoop your ass though.

 

[StickyClits]

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She needs to get her money back, they braided her edges

 

[Radical Sloth]

Wipeygate pulling together all the pieces to make sure people know foe a fact its Jade.

Also all the fatties in the ALR group trying really hard to let people know Jade is a normal size and in no way fat.

 

[Plague Dog]

I think it's more that Wipey was chonky but strong when they met, like someone has to be when they're competing in events like shotput. Months of huffing peanut canisters with Hambone has made her gain weight on top of her already stocky frame. When it comes to someone like Amber, anyone she associates with will gain weight. But you Guise we have to make Cwistmas Cookies, we have to go to Yamatos to celebrate my .4 pound loss, we all have to pour melk over our Ben and Jairies or I will feel like a weirdo!

Especially because every normal to skinny person sometimes wants french fries or chocolate or whatever, but usually can convince themselves out of it. It's harder not to eat it when you're picking up/ serving food for your pet landwhale. Having an unhealthy snack isn't a big deal unless you do it every day.

 

[Bubblez McGee]

Hard not to gain weight when your pet pig requires 10 meals a day to feel satiated. She's starting to play the part of the iconic Amber fat butch lesbian girlfriend well.

pretty obvious that amber was lying about wifey being fit and super skinny, probably because she assumed wifey would never make an appearance outside of her own control. becky was also in on the lie, considering how she insisted that wifey was muscular and toned etc.

i think that amber will address it and try to bullshit her way through it. no matter what her response is, it’ll lead to something incredibly boring and she’ll find a way to continue to exclude wifey or anything remotely interesting from vlogs.

While Amber lies a lot, it appears that Jade actually was thinner and in better shape when they met. She was slim or at least normal sized in the old photos of her that have been posted and I believe there's info about her that mentioned that she used to be on some sports team or teams when she was in school. I think it's safe to say she was fairly athletic at one time in her life and slimmer not too long ago, but living with Amber doesn't usually have a positive effect on anyone.

It's similar to Nikocado's husband Orlin. When they first got together, they were two skinny young twinks in their early 20s who could've passed for teenagers, but as Nick began eating massive amounts of shitty, high calorie food and started to gain weight, Orlin picked up his bad habits and also got fat, so now they're both obese and look like they've aged 20 years in the last 5 or 6 .

Amber was already huge when Jade entered the picture, so it didn't take that long to start piling on the pounds. Instead of taking several years to become obese, Jade has probably gained at least 50 lbs in the last 8 or 9 months. It's hard to tell how exactly how much she weighs based on those photos, but I'd estimate she's somewhere around 220 to 250 lbs . If she and Amber stay together, its all but guaranteed that by this time next year she'll be closing in on or will be over the 300 lb mark, as Amber continues her inevitable march to 600, while pausing for a month or two to gain and lose the same five pounds nine or ten times.
Amber used to crow about how Wifey was so much more supportive and encouraging of her and her weight loss goals than any of her other partners were, but she hasnt done that in a while. It's like the old saying goes, "When you dance with the big fat devil, the big fat devil doesn't change, the big fat devil changes you...and then you both wind up too fucking fat to dance anymore."

when wipey was first introduced, Amber described her as having braids. but ive never seen any pics of jade with braids...

She might have had a weave or some extensions in for a short time. She probably tried to pretty herself up for a bit when she first met Amber, but after she reeled her in she quit putting in the effort.

Call me crazy, but if we buy the 2 Wipeys theory, maybe there are a fat wifey (the one exposed) and another skinnier wifey yet remaining in the shadows (the one with the hood hugging Twinkie). Maybe Becky wasn't lying about the athletic wifey but was talking about other the faux-Jade. Or maybe Jade just got extremely fat due to Amber's maligne sodium filled influence.

I think people are really overthinking things. I am pretty sure that there are not two Wipeys. Yeah Jade is supposedly poly, so she might bring someone into the apartment every now and again to fuck around with, but I dont think there are two people living there with Amber or that Amber has two girlfriends. I think Amber is living with one person. The same one who started messaging her last year right after she broke up with Becky, the same one who lied about not knowing Amber was a youtuber. The same one who moved in with Amber after a month and the same one who loves Ramen noodles, Willie Wonka and men's tennis shoes. She was thinner when she and Amber first met, then she moved in with her and gained a lot of weight...that's likely all there is to it. I dont know why some folks feel the need to come up with these, convoluted, overly complicated theories when the more simple explanation makes the most sense.

 

[Cosmologic]

imagine how desperate you have to be in SO MANY WAYS to willingly associate yourself with the hamberverse

 

[Angry Nipple]

Give me a fucking break.

Because I’m sure she will inevitably abandon this app, here’s an archive.

Archive.